Super Hero Monk: Hormones Journey to the West

Chapter 76 The Monster on the Tip of the Tongue

Listen carefully, there is a brisk whistle floating in this cave:

"...Shh→Shh↑Shh→Shh↓Shh→,Shh→Shh↑Shh→Shh↑Shh↑..."

This is the most classic food BGM on Xuanci's mother planet. He didn't know why he suddenly started playing it. Maybe... it's because he has a big appetite.

Under General Yin's astonished gaze, he pulled out a small, curved skinning knife and dragged Mr. Niu to an area connected to a drainage ditch, which was obviously specially polished for cleaning and slaughtering.

He pinched the hollow part of the cow's hind leg tibia, pierced two holes with the tip of the knife, then picked it up and hung it upside down on the hook at the top.

He also took out the wok, stew pot, pressure cooker, etc. that Chen Xiaoke often used from the luggage and placed them underneath.

Then he cut open Niu Chushi's aorta with a few cuts, started to bleed him, and touched the tip of his tongue with his bloody fingers.

Soon, Xiong Shanjun was also treated the same way and hanged.

The venison that was originally hanging on a hook was thrown away by him.

When it comes to slaughtering, he is naturally very skilled, but his technique is not as professional as a butcher.

After all, we eat them ourselves and won’t sell them by weight.

Some blood splattered on Tang Xuanci's eight abdominal muscles and slid down his legs along the extremely sexy mermaid line.

Ah this?

General Yin was stunned as he watched his friends whom he had known for a hundred years being hung upside down.

It finally understood why the holy monk took off all his clothes. It turned out that he was afraid that his clothes would get stained red and be difficult to wash.

He, could it be that he... wants to kill Brother Ox and Brother Bear and eat them?

No way, isn't he a monk? A holy monk at that?

"...Shh→Shh↑Shh→Shh↓Shh→,Shh→Shh↑Shh→Shh↑Shh↑..."

Tang Xuanci stuck the knife into the bear's belly, walked back to the stone bench whistling, lit another cigarette, and chewed a betel nut.

General Yin lay weakly on the ground, with a look of surprise on his face, but he dared not say anything or ask anything.

Tang Xuanci ignored it and communicated with the beaker in his mind while waiting for bloodletting.

According to the analysis of the blood sample just tasted, this real monster is different.

Not only is the flesh and blood rich in nitrogen pumps, it is also the most suitable type for Tang Xuanci to absorb and transform, which is the exact opposite of the pure spiritual energy that cultivators love most.

Because he had no idea about cultivation, his efficiency in converting pure spiritual energy was too low.

In fact, in the scientific system, aura is essentially a highly chaotic superposition particle (energy).

Before Xuan Ci's mother planet broke through quantum mechanics, he could only catch a glimpse of it at the moment when the super-large particle collider reacted, but he had no way of grasping it.

Simply because it is fleeting, it immediately collapses into ordinary particles in a low-chaos state.

Now, scientific research has long proven that:
All microscopic particles (energy) in the universe exist in the form of superposition, that is -

Countless possibilities are stacked together at the same time, but the probability distribution is different.

The more discrete the probability distribution is, the higher the degree of chaos, and the easier it is to interfere with each other or be affected by spiritual consciousness.

The more concentrated the probability distribution is, the lower the degree of chaos is, and the more difficult it is to interfere with each other and be affected by spiritual consciousness.

The 118 types of atoms on the periodic table are actually particles with extremely low levels of chaos, which is why they exhibit definite physical properties and spatial distribution states, and are clearly studied by humans.

Compared to Tang Xuanci's home planet, the biggest difference between the Three Realms is that the level of microscopic chaos in this world is very high, and the spiritual consciousness of the indigenous people is naturally stronger.

Therefore, the world observed by the natives of the Three Realms, especially the world around those with strong spiritual awareness, often moves at will and is bizarre and strange.

However, on Xuanci's home planet, because the level of chaos is too low and the human consciousness is too weak, people can only see the objective world in materialism that does not rely on "consciousness" at all.

But in fact, matter is highly correlated with human "consciousness" - the "consciousness" here refers to spiritual consciousness.

Theoretically, cultivators can completely "turn stone into gold" and instantly transform silicon atoms into gold atoms.

However, even to interfere with the state of a single silicon atom, a very strong spiritual power is required to move it.

However, the degree of chaos of a single photon, such as in the double-slit interference experiment, is relatively high.

Therefore, even a mortal like Chen Xiaoke could inadvertently use his spiritual consciousness to change its state, causing it to jump back and forth between the wave and particle states, thereby obtaining the experimental results of "two bars" or "interference fringes."

If a cultivator at the Nascent Soul stage were to conduct a double-slit interference experiment, the photon would become an obedient dog under the interference of the powerful spiritual consciousness.

If it were a particle, it would never exhibit the characteristics of a wave. If it were to go east, it would never go west. It could even print a picture of Van Gogh's "Sunflowers" through a double slit.

In the three realms, there are a large number of superposition particles in the natural state, and the degree of chaos is even higher than that of photons.

People usually call it "reiki".

After being absorbed into the meridians and refined, it is called "true qi" or "mana";
The physique that is further fused and tempered is called "immortal body" or "demon body".

The spiritual energy that one refines can strengthen one's spiritual consciousness. When spiritual consciousness becomes stronger, one can control more true energy, which in turn strengthens spiritual consciousness...

Stepping your left foot on your right foot and going directly to the sky is: cultivating immortality.

The essence of martial arts and magic, in simple terms—

It is to use the spiritual consciousness to suddenly collapse and change the superposition particles running in the meridians, release them, and turn them into flames, shock waves, electromagnetic pulses, gamma rays, Six Meridians Divine Sword, Vajra Palm... and other things.

Therefore, all particles (energy) can be transformed into each other. The only difference lies in the degree of chaos and the direction of collapse.

Wild boars cannot eat fine chaff.

The extremely chaotic spiritual energy was too illusory for Tang Xuanci to grasp.

Even if the level of chaos is even a little lower, a Muggle like him won’t be able to handle the Qi and magic power.

It must be the "nitrogen pump" that has collapsed and fused into the flesh and blood of the immortal body and demon body. The degree of chaos is simply perfect and most suitable for growing muscles!
About a cup of tea later.

Tang Xuanci threw away the cigarette butt, walked back to the slaughtering area, picked up the heavy body of Master Niu and put it down.

He made the bull lie on its back with its four hooves facing the sky, and then he drew out his big knife and chopped off its head.

He pulled out the sharp knife again, cut open her belly, dug out her heart, and took out her joyful parts as well.

Then pinch the joints near the four hooves, use a knife to cut the skin, flesh and fascia, snap them off and remove the hooves, and start peeling off the entire cowhide from the legs to the back.

He then held it up and hung it up, found the fifth and twelfth ribs of the cow in the chest and abdominal cavity, pierced them with a knife, and then changed to a boning knife to cut along the knife edge from the back, splitting the cow's carcass into three parts.

Ah this?

General Yin stared at his smooth operation in a daze, his pupils trembling throughout the whole process, and his mind was full of scenes from his first meeting with Niu Niu and Xiong Xiong to today.

"You also sneaked from U-Tsang to the Tang Dynasty! So did I. How about we become brothers?"

"Come, let's celebrate the successful completion of our first transaction. Keep working hard to grow bigger and stronger and create more glories!"

"This place is quiet and elegant, with the sounds of forests and springs. How about calling it Yayun Residence?"

"Although this cave is a bit simple, it will finally give us three brothers a place to settle down!"

"Rock, Paper, Scissors! Hahaha, thanks, thanks. The daughter is mine first, and her mother is yours."

After a wave of memories, tears blurred my vision.

He could never have imagined that he was fine when he left the house in the morning, but in the blink of an eye he couldn't go back!

"What the hell? Are you fucking crying? Do you monsters have feelings?"

The teasing voice brought it back to reality.

After wiping away the tears, she looked at Tang Xuanci again, only to see that he had already started the fire, on which was placed a huge pressure cooker filled with pork ribs and steaks, and sprinkled with star anise, cinnamon, and other strange medicinal herbs.

"Monsters are not plants or trees, so how can they be heartless?"

General Yin's voice was very sad:

"However, the law of the jungle is the law of nature. If we can eat humans, the holy monk... can naturally eat us too."

"Fuck, you're pretty damn conscious."

Tang Xuanci covered the pot and added a piece of special wood to the fire to increase the temperature. He said in a good mood:

"Let's eat together later and have a few drinks with me."

Ah this! ?
General Yin was shocked and thought to himself, Oh my God, is this person a devil?
(End of this chapter)