Super Hero Monk: Hormones Journey to the West

Chapter 77 Donnibal's Small Goal

High-end ingredients often only require the simplest cooking methods.

Of course, Tang Xuanci didn't know any fancy methods, so he could only follow Beaker's instructions and simply stew a pot of leg bone soup, cook a pot of Hong Kong-style beef offal, and roast a beef leg.

While waiting for the fire to reach the right temperature, the beaker reminded him of something else.

So he took out the nine-ring staff and stuck it between the ox head, the bear corpse and the suffering brothers.

After a while, three main dishes were placed on the stone table.

He opened two more jars of daughter's red wine and excitedly invited General Yin to come over for food and drink.

"Holy monk, I really can't eat any more."

General Yin refused to sit at the table no matter what.

"Tsk~" Tang Xuanci said dissatisfiedly: "Damn, isn't it normal for tigers to eat cows? You even eat people, why are you still pretending to be so arrogant? Just come if I tell you to!"

"Saint Monk, today we were the first to rob you and then killed two of your disciples. I absolutely cannot bear any resentment for what has happened to me. Brother Niu is my good friend, with whom I have known each other for many years and through thick and thin. Please spare me!"

"Don't eat? That means you're not giving me face?"

Tang Xuanci didn't actually want him to eat it, but he was just having a bad taste in his mouth and wanted to test the human-demon nature.

His face darkened, and he picked up his revolver Air and aimed it at the tiger's head, saying murderously:

"Come and eat something, and forget about you killing my disciple. If you keep on procrastinating, I'll eat you up next time!"

General Yin stared at the black muzzle of the gun, his eyes trembling. In just three seconds, he revealed an emotional change that even an Oscar-winning actor could not interpret.

From panic, to struggle, to determination.

"I would rather die than eat my brothers. Holy monk, just kill me!"

After making an emotional speech, it plopped down on the ground, closed its eyes and waited for death to come.

"Fuck~"

Tang Xuanci was a little surprised, put down his gun and said:

"You're quite loyal, you bastard! You're better than that bastard Li Shimin. Since you've passed the test, I'll spare your life."

As he spoke, he took out a bottle of panacea he had looted from Famen Temple from his bag and threw it over:

"I'll give you another bottle of healing medicine. Go and heal yourself, but don't leave my sight."

General Yin picked up the bottle, opened it, sniffed it, and was very surprised.

Originally, it thought that Tang Xuanci was forcing it to eat its friends, and probably was testing whether it had any hatred in its heart.

I didn't expect that I would rather die than eat it, but I was praised instead.

I just feel that the holy monk’s thoughts are really hard to understand.

"Oh, if you're hungry later, just eat my two disciples and pick out the best parts."

Tang Xuanci suddenly added another sentence.

Ah this! ?
General Yin was stunned again and thought to himself, Oh my God, is he a devil?
Tang Xuanci ignored it and grabbed the cow leg and started to chew it.

Oh my god, it smells weird and tastes... more like shit.

The beef was sour and astringent, with a woody texture.

Beef marrow is fishy and smelly, comparable to canned herring mixed with old Yanjing soy milk.

The beef offal tastes even weirder, a bit like a sink rag dropped into the toilet and stirred.

Faced with Tang Xuanci's cursing, Beaker could only explain that the recipes she found were all made with ordinary ingredients after all, and it was difficult for her to tell whether Tang Xuanci's subjective feelings about taste were good or bad.

What else could Tang Xuanci say? He could only hold his nose and eat it as a fitness supplement.

But while eating, I couldn't help but miss Chen Xiaochu's cooking again, and felt that the quality of her cooking skills was skyrocketing.

After all, that was her experience gained from actually trying out various exotic animals and rare herbs. She had gone through a lot of diarrhea just to try them out.

Just two pots of meat and a leg, Tang Xuanci only showed off half of his meal.

One reason is that the density of this monster meat is too high and its weight is a billion times greater than that of ordinary beef.

The second reason is that the quality and quantity of nitrogen pump are too high, and eating too much cannot be digested.

So after eating just enough, he used local materials, picked up the table carved from a huge rock in the living room, and began to exercise frantically.

Training a few muscle fibers at a time, igniting the nitrogen pump and youth, making a passionate roar!

General Yin huddled in the corner, stunned.

……

Eight days in a row.

Tang Xuanci basically hid in the cave, eating and practicing, practicing and sleeping, sleeping and defecating, defecating and eating, and then practicing again.

I only went out three times during the trip.

First, they found a place to bury the poor brothers, horses, and some gifts that were left behind by General Yin, and faked the scene of destroying the bodies and covering up the evidence, and deliberately left some noticeable flaws.

Then he buried the bones and surface fur of the Bull and Bear monsters that had been eaten and drained dry, leaving no trace at all.

Finally, Saluzi was also abducted and released to a place far away from the cave, and some personal belongings and bullet shells were deliberately abandoned around to create some clues.

In this way, the tragic incident of "a master and his two apprentices were attacked by a monster. The apprentice died, most of his body was eaten; the master escaped by chance, or hid in the mountains" has sufficient factual basis.

Tang Xuanci knew that they had not yet left Shuangchaling for so many days. By the time they reported to the next town or temple, the Buddhist community must have known what had happened.

I will definitely find a way to investigate.

All he had to do was hide, delay time, and try not to be discovered by anyone.

In Shuangcha Ridge, in addition to the real cave of the Demon King, there are more than 30 "bridal chambers" similar to Yayunju, several "demon shops" used for business, and a "devil's cave" similar to an apartment that can be rented for a short period of time.

According to conservative estimates, there are at least four hundred monsters living here.

Each of them is a walking nitrogen pump.

And Tang Xuanci is "Jack the Ripper", no, it should be "Donnibal" - a perverted serial cannibal.

He has set a small goal for himself:

Eat seven first!

As long as a tiger cub is given adequate nutrition and practices hunting for two and a half years after birth, it can grow into the king of the forest without any bottlenecks in the middle.

The same goes for Tang Xuanci. As long as the quality of the nitrogen pump is high enough and he works hard to train, he can return to the peak of his evolution and there will be no bottleneck at all.

Beaker has already evaluated that after eating the remaining bear meat and beef, he only needs to eat five more monsters of similar quality and complementary nitrogen pump properties.

If we just talk about the attack and defense power of bare-handed combat, he will crush 99.99% of the Jindan realm masters.

"Saint Monk, I've done my best to mark the distribution of the caves you asked me to. However, I'm not familiar with some of the locations, and I can't recognize all the demon cultivators in this mountain range."

General Yin took a map of Shuangchaling and handed it to the stove like handing in homework.

"Why are there so many snake monsters here?" Tang Xuanci asked while chewing a meatball.

He beat the remaining meat of the two monsters into balls. This way, even if someone came to find him, they would not know what kind of meat it was.

"It must be because the demon king here is a snake demon, so demon cultivators of the same species have come to get close to him."

"Hey. This place is called Shuangchaling. Is it because the snake's kun is forked?"

"Does Kun refer to the tongue? I think... the holy monk should be right."

Tang Xuanci smiled, without explaining, and continued to observe the markings on the map. He quickly asked again:
"Among the monsters you know, are there any who live alone? Or are there those who are withdrawn, like to go out alone, and have a more regular life?"

General Yin was very puzzled, but still replied:

"Yes. Heqinweng is a rather solitary person. He is a crane demon and doesn't have many friends. He always goes to the cliffs on the north slope to play the qin alone.

“There’s also a girl named Hua who lives alone, but sometimes she brings… male guests back to spend the night.

"Why do you ask that?"

Tang Xuanci looked at him and hesitated for a moment, then said generously:
"Of course, I'll kill them and then come back to make soup. You'll lead the way, and if you get anything valuable, it'll all be yours."

Ah this! ?
General Yin began to doubt Hu Shenglai again. It was really hard to imagine that the man in front of him was the holy monk of the Tang Dynasty, but looking at his face he had to believe it.

"I'm afraid this... won't work?"

He hesitated and said:

"They both have settled down here, protected by the laws of heaven in their own caves and mountains.

"If someone kills them here, the Earth God Temple will send people to investigate, and the Mountain King will definitely help with the investigation."

Tang Xuanci swallowed a mouthful of minced meat and said disdainfully:
"I am a mortal, going into the mountains to hunt. Does the law of heaven have anything to do with me?
"Besides, even if it can be controlled, so what? Just because it has regulations, you have to abide by them, right?

"You are a tiger, not a dog."

General Yin said hesitantly: "But~"

"okay."

Tang Xuanci interrupted and said:

"It's nothing.

“Get things done, and you’ll be with me from now on. I’ll guarantee you a bright future.

"Think carefully, do you want to make a name for yourself, or stay stuck in this hellhole for the rest of your life?
"Do you still have to pay back the mortgage?"

As he spoke, he picked up a bag of local specialties filled with gold, and took out two bottles of panacea from the bag next to him, and slammed them on the table.

Gulu!

General Yin swallowed hard, and before he could think it through for too long, he bowed to Tang Xuanci and said:

"Thanks to the holy monk for his guidance, I will do whatever you ask from now on."

Tang Xuanci laughed and generously gave him the local specialties and elixirs.

Just then, a bell suddenly rang at the entrance of the cave.

General Yin was startled at first, then said, "Someone has arrived. Judging from the date, they are probably here to collect the monthly payment for the cave residence."

Tang Xuanci had actually considered this situation a long time ago, and did not panic. He grabbed the bag, took out the brocade and precious cassock, and said sternly:

"Pay the money and send them away. Don't be too clever."

After saying this, he put on the glittering cassock inside out, and his entire figure instantly disappeared in front of General Yin.

(End of this chapter)