Super Hero Monk: Hormones Journey to the West

Chapter 79: Don’t even look at the owner when beating the tiger?
Beaker advised:

“There are six monsters here, two of which have reached a relatively high level of transformation.

"Besides, they came today to collect money and inspect the cave. This plan is probably known to others.

“So it’s risky to act rashly.

"Hetianxia is the imperial cigarette of the palace, and not many people have smoked it. These monsters are uneducated, and they didn't see any clues from the packaging just now, so it should be fine for now.

"So, let's wait for them to leave, ask General Yin about the situation, and then make a long-term plan."

Tang Xuanci exhaled a breath of air from his nose, "Alright."

"It's impossible that this is all that's left. It's not like I don't want to pay you. Hurry up and give it to you." The waiter questioned General Yin.

"This is really the only pack left. I dare not lie."

"Are you sure? Think it over carefully. If I find you, you're done."

General Yin gritted his teeth and insisted that there was no more.

"Damn it, search it again, search it carefully, I don't believe it's gone!"

Following the order from the waiter, the sound of rummaging through drawers and cabinets was heard again in the three bedrooms and two living rooms, and the noise was much louder than before.

Tang Xuanci had to go back into the bedroom and pick up two suitcases. He felt very annoyed and cursed in his mind:
"Damn it! If this were my house, I'd be embarrassed to live without killing them."

However, General Yin was not so angry. Although he felt resentful, he did not dare to show it.

Fortunately, the monsters were not interested in the beef balls and bear tendon balls in the kitchen, and apart from the pack of cigarettes, they could not find anything else fishy in the cave.

The trouble was almost over, and the waiter was about to take his men away with a sullen look on his face.

At this time, the copper bell at the cave entrance rang twice again, and a female voice came from outside the open cave door:
"Is anyone there? I'm coming in."

The monsters in the hall were stunned and turned around to see an enchanting figure walking in.

What a beautiful snake! What do you think she looks like?
B cup, tight-fitting.

Cold pale face, red with makeup.

The water snake's waist seemed to be wearing a tight skirt, and its long snake tail was like flowing emerald green light.

When the Second Master saw her, his narrow pupils almost widened into a heart shape, and he opened his thin, dark purple lips and said happily:

"Madam Xiaoqing, why are you here?"

But the green snake's attitude was completely the opposite. She obviously didn't expect him to be here, and a look of disgust flashed across her charming little face.

"I'm here to find the cave owner."

She looked around and found General Yin, and asked:
"I heard that you kidnapped a mother and daughter a few days ago, is that right?"

General Yin was confused and thought carefully before saying:
"Uh...yes, that mother and daughter wandered into the mountains and got lost. We ran into them and captured them. What happened?"

Green Snake said:
"My cave servant died, and I need to buy a new one, but the shop owner said there are no buyers these days. So, I'm wondering if you can sell them to me."

Ah this! ?
General Yin knew that this was definitely not a good idea and immediately said:

"I'm afraid it won't work. The yin energy in the deep mountains is too strong. The mother and daughter are both mortals... They are already dead."

"Isn't the old peasant woman lying in this room?"

The Second Master immediately interrupted and looked towards Xiong Shanjun's bedroom:
"Why, you treasure even this kind of stuff and are reluctant to sell it?

"Let Madam Xiaoqing take a look. If she wants it, just name the price and I'll give you the money right away."

"This~" General Yin said anxiously, "It's not that I don't want to sell her, but the woman is already terminally ill and will die at any moment. How can she still do menial work?"

When the young master was looking through things just now, he had also seen the peasant woman and felt that she was indeed dying from the torture, so he said:
"Madam Xiaoqing, I have two strong men in my house who have practiced some martial arts and are in good health. How about I have someone send them to your residence later to serve as slaves for you and your sister?"

The green snake frowned slightly and said in a cold voice:
“No need, my sister and I are women and we are not used to having men around.

"General Yin, since you said that woman is dying, why don't you let me take her back? My sister knows a little about medicine and maybe she can cure her."

As he said that, he walked towards Xiong Shanjun's room.

Seeing this, the waiter quickly pointed the way and took his men to see the woman.

General Yin was speechless and choked, standing there at a loss as to what to do.

Suddenly, something hard pressed against its waist, and it trembled with fear.

There is no need to guess, you know that this is definitely the holy monk's magic spear, which must be a reminder to it that it must never hand over the peasant woman.

To be honest, Tang Xuanci is even more speechless than it now.

Eight days ago, out of kindness, he asked General Yin to wash the peasant woman, take her to lie on the stone bed, cover her with a blanket, and feed her some clear soup and liquid food every day so that she could die gracefully.

But I really didn't expect that she was so strong and could hold on to her last breath without dying.

"Damn it, I should have told her earlier that her daughter was dead, so she would have no desire to live."

Tang Xuanci thought in his mind:

"No, he should be shot directly, to give him a quick death."

"Are these monsters here to cause trouble on purpose?

"They won't take the path of life, but they force their way into the path of death. Even if the God of Hell doesn't give them food, they still refuse to leave."

After a while, the green snake wrapped the peasant woman in a fur blanket and carried her out, ready to pay and take her away.

"No, I can't sell this person to you..."

General Yin stopped her immediately. In a hurry, he could not think of any excuse for the beaver, so he could only bite the bullet and say:
"Because I like her very much, I want to keep her."

Ah this! ?
The second master and the other demons were stunned at first, then burst into laughter, mercilessly mocking them. "This guy is really funny, he even plays with emotions."

"You don't want to marry this old peasant woman, do you? Hahahaha~"

"You're almost killing people, and now you want to do something horrible while your two brothers are away? You're such a pervert!"

The green snake didn't laugh. After thinking for a while, he said:

"Don't worry, no matter where you caught her from, I promise that this matter will never be leaked."

"Did you hear that? Everyone knows you kidnapped him from the village. Stop talking nonsense. He's almost dead. Just fifty taels."

The waiter restrained his smile, took out more than fifty taels of gold from the bag of monthly payment, and scattered it on the ground in a handsome manner. Without saying anything, he pulled the green snake out of the cave, showing the domineering side of the male snake.

Seeing that they were about to leave, and thinking of the holy monk's handsome yet terrifying smile, General Yin made up his mind, raised his claws and slapped the peasant woman on the head.

The green snake was startled, but the distance was too close, and there was another shrimp-headed snake pulling and tugging at the side, so it had no time to dodge.

But at this time, the crested snake following closely behind moved, and the crutch gun in its claws was like a poisonous snake spitting out its tongue, and it quickly poked open General Yin's tiger claws.

Then, the iron tail hit General Yin's back like a whip, knocking the injured General Yin to the ground.

"Are you looking for death?" The second master yelled angrily, wrapping his tail around General Yin's neck.

General Yin raised his hand in time to block the side of his neck, preventing a "naked choke".

This further aroused the snake demon's anger. It used its tail to pull General Yin to its feet and raised its claws to hit the tiger's head.

"Shame on you! Do you still want to hang around Shuangcha Ridge? Do you believe I'll kill you?"

“She really can’t be sold!”

A tiger under the eaves has to bow its head.

General Yin didn't dare to resist at all and could only hold his head and take the beating. His already injured head was buzzing even more from the beating.

Two, three, four.

Just as the fifth claw landed on the tiger's head, a stream of blood burst out, splashing all over the second master's face.

But this blood is not hot at all, it is cold.

It’s because they all burst out from the head of the cockscomb snake monster.

The demons at the back and the green snake turning around gave me a glimpse~
I saw a handsome man standing there with guns in both hands, appearing out of thin air like a god descending from heaven.

The bright red robe fluttered behind him like a Superman cape!

"Fuck it, even when you're hunting a tiger, you don't even look at the owner!"

Tang Xuanci cursed loudly, but without hesitation, he turned the Barrett rifle and shot at the thousand-kilogram python monster.

Just like dealing with Xiong Shanjun, the target is still the chest and abdominal area which is the largest area.

However, the python monster seemed to react faster than the bear, and it had a broad-bladed machete in its hand, so it quickly raised its arm to block it in time.

"when!"

The lightning bullet pierced through the blade, making the python look ferocious and stagger backward.

Tang Xuanci continued shooting, firing all three remaining bullets in the magazine at it.

Then he performed a smooth combo and pulled out the AK47 to fire.

He had already planned the order and targeting of the attacks in his mind.

Everything happened in just two and a half seconds~
The python demon was shot 7 times, the wild boar demon was shot 3 times, Mr. Leopard was shot 9 times, the female snake demon was shot 5 times, and the young master was shot 3 times.
The remaining few AK bullets were all used up.

Because of its advantageous position and the fact that it used the Second Master and General Yin to protect itself, the green snake was not hit by a single bullet and fled into the entrance passage in panic.

Tang Xuanci was afraid that his deeds would be exposed, so he did not bother to shoot again, and just threw a sentence to General Yin who was running away with his head in his hands:
"Get them!"

He immediately launched himself, flew over the eaves and parkoured, and chased out of the cave.

The green snake heard the footsteps chasing behind it and was so frightened that it completely ignored its exquisite bun and makeup and plunged into the bushes.
The trees twist and turn like snakes, and the flowers and leaves fly.

However, Tang Xuanci was much faster than her and didn't even turn when he met a small tree.

After knocking over three boxwood trees in succession, he pounced on the green snake like a hungry tiger, clamping his hands on its "hip-wrapped scaly skirt", revealing its smooth waist and abdomen because the skirt was torn.

He clenched his ten fingers with such force that he almost squeezed out the water!

The green snake dragged the man weighing more than 200 kilograms for another few dozen meters. Its speed dropped sharply, but it was unable to get rid of him.

In fear, it had to turn around and clap its claws with amazing flexibility, while swinging its tail to wrap around Tang Xuanci's neck.

Tang Xuanci loosened his hands and grabbed her crystal clear little paws and tail, pressed her to the ground, and clamped her waist with his legs tightly, almost breaking it.

"Sigh~"

The green snake let out a cry of pain and looked at the divine face so close to it. Although it was struck by his handsomeness, it had no time to admire him.

She exhaled from her embroidered mouth, and a cold mist as thick as musk and frost suddenly penetrated into Tang Xuanci's nose, and then swam quickly towards his lungs like a clever little snake.

However, Tang Xuanci's lung capacity was a billion times higher than that of an ordinary person, so he also opened his mouth and blew out a burst of air.
The air pressure of 12.9 million Pascals exploded instantly, and rushed out with the cold mist.

"Boom~"

Her hair was scattered, her black hair fluttered wildly;
There was a sound of silk tearing, and the clothes were torn into pieces.

The violent masculine energy washed over the green snake, and tons of hormones poured into the nasal cavity, mouth, chest cavity, and pelvic cavity.
It made her heart and soul shake, and she felt four parts fear, four parts panic, and two parts strangeness.

(End of this chapter)