Super Hero Monk: Hormones Journey to the West

Chapter 80: The Crazy Monk from Outer Space
"boom!"

A headbutt hit the green snake's smooth forehead.

The cold blood flowed everywhere and she fell into a baby-like sleep.

"Grass!"

Tang Xuanci slapped her across the face again and cursed:
"Are you still busy? Are you going to buy people?"

He used his five senses to scan the surroundings and found nothing unusual. He lifted up the snake's soft, boneless body and flew back into the cave.

In Shuangchaling, soundproofing is standard for every three-bedroom, two-living-room apartment.

Tang Xuanci had already tested it, and the effect was amazing, a billion times better than the residential areas on the mother planet, so it didn't matter even if the cave door was open.

After closing the cave door and walking in, he saw four monsters lying on the ground and unable to get up. The peasant woman had been killed by the green snake, but General Yin was still fighting with the injured male and female snake monsters.

"Get lost... My big brother knows I'm here! Let me go, or you're dead!"

The young master roared angrily, but his voice was weak and he seemed very frightened.

"Grass mud horse!"

Tang Xuanci rushed forward and kicked the female snake in the chest, then stomped on the young master's abdomen with a battle axe.

They immediately vomited blood, curled up on the ground, and twisted in pain.

General Yin gasped for breath, looked at the tragic scene at home, and then looked at the blood-soaked Second Master. He felt that he could not live this life any longer, and said in panic:

"It's over, it's over...it's the child of the mountain king.

"That Golden Scaled Mao King, and his elder brother Mao Dalang, are both demon kings who have achieved the Dao Embryo (Nascent Soul) stage!

"How about we run?"

When the Second Master heard this, he immediately threatened:
"You'd better let me go immediately.

"Not only does my father possess immense magical powers, he also knows the Sixth Master Huabei of the Old Eight Sects. Even the mountain gods of this area have to show him some respect.

"You two scoundrels, if you dare to harm me, my father and brothers will tear you into pieces. You won't be able to escape!"

Tang Xuanci threw the green snake down, leaned over, and brought his stunningly beautiful face close to it, saying:
"Oh, your father also knows the leader of the Demon Sword Sect?

“I’m so scared!

"Fuck, I even know Guanyin, am I proud?"

After saying that, he slapped it with a few big slaps, breaking all its fangs.

Then he dragged over the other two snake demons, as well as Mr. Leopard and the wild boar demon, took out the nine-ring staff that was stuck on the luggage, and inserted it between them.

Then, he pulled out the Seven-Star Bone-Splitting Knife, and regardless of whether they were still breathing or not, he directly smashed the Niwan Palace on the four monsters' heads in front of the Second Master and the female snake.

"Ding-clang-clang~"

The nine golden rings on the Zen staff moved without wind, making crisp sounds when they collided.

At the same time, as the four demons' Niwan Palaces were broken, everyone clearly saw several balls of light mist emerging, twisting and struggling in the magical sound of the Zen staff, seemingly in great pain.

The second master and the female snake were stunned.

They knew that this should be the ghostly consciousness, but this was the first time they saw it directly with their naked eyes.

There is this metaphor in Buddhist scriptures:
The universe is like a sea of ​​suffering; the spirit is the true self of man, and the body is the boat that carries man across the sea.

The spirit of an ordinary person cannot swim. If the boat is destroyed, he will drown and his soul and body will be destroyed.

Practitioners have stronger spiritual awareness and can struggle for a while if they fall into the sea, but they will still drown after a long time.

Only immortals and Buddhas can cross the sea of ​​suffering without a boat.

However, even the spirits of immortals and Buddhas are at their strongest on a boat. Once they are away from the hull, their power will be greatly weakened.

Practice is the only criterion for testing truth.

Eight days ago, Tang Xuanci took out the Nine-Ring Demon-Exterminating Staff and inserted it among the corpses, just to see what changes would happen to the souls of creatures with different cultivation levels after they died.

Facts have proven that the legends in the mortal world such as "resurrection on the seventh day", "dead persons sending messages in dreams", "lonely ghosts with strong resentment and unwilling to reincarnate", etc., are impossible to occur naturally, and there is definitely something fishy about them.

Because as those immortal cultivation classics say, the spiritual consciousness of mortals is too weak to float out and swim in the sea of ​​suffering on their own.

Even the consciousness of the two masters, Brother Ku and Brother Ku, are the same. If no one takes care of them, they will decompose and disappear along with their corpses within seven days.

Tang Xuanci also used the method of controlled variables to deliberately smash the Niwan Palaces of Ku Bi and Xiong Shanjun, forcing out their ghostly consciousness and exposing them directly to the "Sea of ​​Bitterness" for a control experiment.

As a result, Ku Bi's soul only lasted for a few minutes before it completely disappeared.

Xiong Shanjun is a little stronger, and it is estimated that he can hold on for seven or eight days before being completely destroyed.

Beaker speculates that the folk legend - that after death, the souls of the dead are taken away by the ghosts of the underworld and taken to the underworld for rebirth - should be true.

But, certainly not every mortal has this kind of treatment, otherwise how could the ghost catcher handle it?
For most people, once their physical body dies, their spiritual consciousness probably disappears completely as well.

Seeing four balls of light mist appear, Tang Xuanci smiled slightly, pulled out his Zen staff and shook it violently.

"Ding-clang-clang..."

Amid the intense ringing sounds, the light mist became even more distorted and dissipated like smoke.

Tang Xuanci swung his Zen staff again, smashing through their translucent forms.

In an instant, the four balls of light mist disappeared without a trace, leaving only a few gusts of spiritual wind that swirled in the cave before disappearing completely.

Ah this! ?
The second master couldn't help but shudder.

The words "both body and soul are destroyed" which it often uses to threaten others appeared before its eyes like a textbook example.

Could this be what Buddhism often calls “supernatural salvation”?

It's too absurd. After he died, he couldn't even be a ghost. Even though my dad spent a huge amount of money to use his connections in the underworld, he still couldn't take care of him!
"Holy monk, you are the holy monk who traveled west to seek Buddhist scriptures!"

The female snake next to her suddenly came to her senses and begged for mercy in a trembling voice:

"Please forgive me, I can do whatever you want!"

"Holy monk! I know I was wrong. Please be merciful and let me go!"

The second master also understood, and his expression no longer showed any trace of arrogance, but was filled with awe. He knew that the monk in front of him was definitely an extremely ruthless person, and might really know Guanyin.

What kind of land god is this? He is the sixth among the youngest. Is he worthy of carrying shoes for the Bodhisattva?

"Amitabha~"

Tang Xuanci smiled with satisfaction, pounded his Zen staff, and said coldly:

"Whatever I ask next, you will answer. If you hide anything, I will destroy you completely!"

However, words are words and actions are actions.

If he really lets these two monsters go, what if his collusion with General Yin is exposed?
The reason why we deliberately avoided shooting at their vital points was to obtain intelligence and further conceal the facts.

Beaker has been analyzed.

It is obvious that Xiao Erye's action today was planned. It is very likely because the people from the land temple want to conduct a search, so he brought Mr. Leopard, who is familiar with the place, to eliminate safety hazards and collect the debt by the way.

So, let's assume that their planned route of action is ABCDEFG... visiting each house in order.

As a result, when we just walked to No. D Yayunju, the person was gone, so this place must be listed as the first suspect.

Tang Xuanci didn't want to leave behind so many high-quality nitrogen pumps and run away.

So, the beaker gave an optimal solution.

That is to confirm the order, position and family members of "ABCDEFG..."

Then, choose one or two households in front of Yayunju, or one or two households behind Yayunju, and silence them.

The specific number of households to be eliminated will be determined based on the distance.

As long as it is done cleanly, Yayunju will not be the focus of suspicion.

Of course, going to someone's house to silence them will inevitably increase new risks, but this is already the best solution.

Otherwise, Tang Xuanci would have to sleep in the open air with tons of nitrogen-pumped food, and when the immortals and ghosts from the land temple came to search the mountain for him, the risk would only be greater.

Soon, the waiter finished his explanation, and Tang Xuanci also found a more detailed map and list of owners on Mr. Bao, which they could compare.

So, we simply and efficiently liberated them from the dead.

General Yin squatted beside him like a cat, not daring to breathe.

"What the hell are you still doing? Come over here and help."

Tang Xuanci commanded General Yin to start cleaning up the mess, and at the same time explained the next "ABCDEFG" plan.

Ah this! ?
Go knock on the doors of the two demon caves and silence them!?

General Yin was once again stunned by this bold and careful plan, and felt that the holy monk was the real bandit.

And this monster who kills people and robs people looks like a rookie in front of him.

They quickly cleaned up the bloodstains, traces of fighting and demon corpses on the ground.

Tang Xuanci knew that it was too late to completely decompose the monster meat, so he could only use the beaker to analyze the parts with the highest nitrogen pump quality, taking the essence and discarding the dregs.

In order to save time, without waiting for the monster to reveal its true form, he directly pulled out the Seven Star Sword and started attacking from the gunshot wound.

The man and the tiger were busy as hell.

I don’t know how long it took, but I heard a few “ding-ling-ling” sounds, and then the doorbell... rang again!

"Open the door immediately. We are the immortal messengers from the Earth God Temple, and we are here to search the demon cave under the orders of the Immortal Commander."

A loud voice came through the one-way soundproof formation.

General Yin's tiger body shook, his claws trembled, and the half snake tail he was holding fell to the ground.

Tang Xuanci frowned, signaling it not to panic and not to open the door, and cursed softly:

"Fuck, why are you here? Are you here for a surprise inspection?"

The fairy messenger outside fiddled with the doorbell for a while, and when no one answered, he suddenly shouted:

"The Immortal Commander has ordered that all demon caves in the ridge must be cleared today. If no one is inside, we will forcibly break the restrictions on the cave entrances!"

Damn it?

Is this even possible! ?

Are there still human rights? Are there still laws?
Tang Xuanci was speechless. He threw away the knife, grabbed the gun and robes, and asked himself what to do with the beaker.
Beaker paused for two seconds and replied:
“According to the information revealed by Taoist Master Lei Yizi during a conversation.

“Although the Land God is only an eighth- or ninth-rank official in the Heavenly Court, his cultivation is at least above the Nascent Soul Realm, and his subordinates are at least human and demon cultivators at the Core Formation Realm.

"Now they suddenly came to search the mountain, it is impossible that there is only one team of immortal officials.

"If you want to avoid being caught, it's best to abandon all the demon meat, quickly take your luggage and belongings, and after they enter the door, use your robes to hide and escape.

"But before that, we have to silence General Yin. Otherwise, he will most likely confess everything."

Tang Xuanci fell silent, quickly walked to the luggage in the bedroom, and picked up the magazine to replace it.

At this moment, a heavy friction sound was heard.

Wow, the cave door is open!
The anti-theft factor is just the same as that of ordinary community doors on Xuanci's mother planet - all you need are tools.

Three immortal messengers in uniform and holding weapons walked in.

The loud sound of gunfire echoed through the cave again.

When calm was restored, three more bodies were found in the cave, lying in the entrance and the passage.

Tang Xuanci was hit by a sword and a dart, but he stood still at the entrance of the cave.

When General Yin saw this scene, he was so frightened that he thought to himself, "Wow, this is a crazy monk from outer space!"

He regards the laws of heaven as dirt, and when he gets ruthless, he will even silence the immortal messengers!

　PS: It is impossible for all the land, immortal messengers, and heavenly soldiers to have immortal cultivation. The four continents are so vast, with so many jurisdictions, it is impossible to support so many "immortals", even if they are all in the Nascent Soul stage. This is a cost issue.

　　
　
(End of this chapter)