Super Hero Monk: Hormones Journey to the West

Chapter 86: I only love peach blossoms, not immortals

General Yin quickly transformed into a tiger and came to a secluded rock face.

This was the reunion location chosen by Tang Xuanci, because he was really frightened when he committed the crime a few days ago. Now he was afraid that there were sentries near the cave entrance, or that there was also an invisible "silk thread" set up.

Tang Xuanci followed the tiger's route and felt that it should be safe here, so he prepared to go over and plug in a power bank to increase battery life.

However, with all his five senses active, he was completely unaware that just above General Yin, in the backlit recess, a black cat mysteriously emerged and lay on the rock, as if blending into the shadows.

General Yin was completely unaware and his acting was very poor. He stopped next to a bare rock and looked around, making it seem like he was waiting for something.

The black cat on the tree keenly caught its state, its eyes became stern, and the true energy in its body surged. The rock under its claws was like a block of tofu, and was pierced with eight holes by the invisible energy.

Jin Xianwei had a strong premonition that the thug he had been searching for for over a month was about to show up!
Tang Xuanci approached General Yin, took a hundred steps, then ten steps, and took ten steps at a time. He jumped high and rode on the tiger's back.

"Jin Xianwei."

A voice suddenly sounded, accompanied by a gust of wind.

Tang Xuanci was shocked and twisted his waist like a cat in mid-air, twisting his lower and upper bodies in opposite directions, and he turned from head up to head down.

Finally, he supported himself with his palms on the ground, stood upside down in an "inverted L" position, and hung his long legs above the tiger's back.

General Yin was so frightened that he froze briefly. When he turned around, he saw two figures descending on the wind and standing on a large rock.

From the official uniform, it can be seen that the leader is the immortal minister of the land temple.

The black cat was furious, but he didn't bother to pay attention to them. His pupils flashed with golden light as he carefully scanned the ground near General Yin, seeing every detail of the dust raised by the wind.

However, the brocade robes were inlaid with seven treasures, which could protect against water and fire, keep out wind and dust, and even repel insects...

Although the collision volume cannot be ignored when hiding, the surrounding dust can be aligned as long as the particle size is not too large.

Not to mention the black cat's eyesight, even if a true immortal were to look, it would be difficult to find the flaws.

"Meow!"

A roar that was not cute at all was heard, and the black cat jumped out of the darkness, waving its claws at General Yin like crazy.

In an instant, a strong wind blew up and the ground cracked!
A large area of ​​space around General Yin was shattered, as if it was swept by a tornado containing countless giant blades, and there were shocking knife marks everywhere.

"Fuck!"

Tang Xuanci was hiding in the distance, sweating profusely, and was glad that he reacted quickly and ran even faster.

General Yin was almost frightened to death, his heart was pounding, and he had a long-term freezing reaction!

"Jin Zhan, what are you doing?"

The Immortal Minister on the rock frowned at him, took out a document, and said:

"Two days ago, a demon caused chaos in Qingyin County, causing extremely serious consequences. Master Chu has ordered you to personally investigate. You must apprehend the criminal within five days. No mistakes."

The black cat transformed into a human form and said angrily:

"What kind of demon is causing chaos? Is its impact as bad as this lunatic from outer space?

"Eight of us died, including the demon cultivators from Shuangcha Ridge, a total of more than a dozen lives!

"I'm not going anywhere until I catch him!"

Then he turned around and shouted, calling over a fairy constable who was hiding in the dark, pointing at General Yin and saying:

"Take this monster back!"

After saying this, he ignored the immortal minister who came to convey his order and left with the stiff tiger.

What the hell!What the hell!What the hell!

Are we exposed?
Tang Xuanci felt a chill in his heart when he witnessed this scene, thinking to himself that it was all over. Even if General Yin had learned eighteen interrogation techniques, he might not be able to withstand the torture techniques.

If its memory is restored and it confesses everything, letting Guanyin Bodhisattva know that it has killed its poor brothers, then... Xiao Ke will not turn evil, right?

"Calm down, don't panic."

A delicate voice sounded in my head:
"Looking at what happened just now, they weren't 100% sure you were with General Yin. They were probably just suspicious, so they were secretly following you, hoping to catch you in the act.

“General Yin knows that his crime is serious and he cannot afford to offend those who work for the Buddhist sect, so he will not give in easily.

"We still have time. We can find a way to help it escape, or silence it."

Tang Xuanci did not waste time on internal conflicts. After thinking about it, he felt that he definitely could not return to Yayunju.

Fortunately, he was very careful after the last scare, and all his things were hidden in the wild or carried with him, so there shouldn't be any major problems if they are searched.

The most urgent thing is to change a power bank, otherwise the battery life of the robe will not be enough to accomplish anything important.

So he ran towards the Peach Blossom Cave cautiously.

But when they arrived in front of the cave, they saw that the stone door was wide open and two monsters holding weapons were standing outside.

"Fuck, something happened here too?"

Tang Xuanci's heart skipped a beat, but when he noticed that both demons had cigarettes between their claws and were relatively relaxed, he patiently watched what was happening.

After a while, a completely transformed snake demon walked out of the cave with his men, while Xiaoqing and an ugly woman in a black robe followed them to the cave entrance.

"Please stay, both of you."

The snake demon turned around, looked at the ugly woman in black robe, and said:
"Madam Taohua, I will do my best to find what you want. I hope you will consider it carefully. I am sincere.

"By the way, the situation in the mountains has been quite unstable recently, and your identities are quite sensitive, so please try not to go out. If you really need anything, you can send my people to do it.

"You three stay here. If anyone from the temple comes to disturb the two ladies, tell them that this cave has been taken back by me and ask them to come to me if they have any problems." After saying that, he left the other three monsters outside the cave and left with the rest of the people.

Xiaoqing's pretty face was frosty. She glanced coldly at the three monsters outside the cave, then followed the ugly woman in black robe back to the cave.

Tang Xuanci knew that the power of the cassock would not last much longer. Seeing that there were still three pairs of eyes outside the cave, he made a quick decision and squeezed in before the stone door closed.

As soon as the stone door closed, Xiaoqing said anxiously:

"Sister, this devil left three people outside, clearly intending to threaten us with the Chang'an incident.

"He already has a wife and children, and she's so ugly, yet he still wants you to be his concubine.

"Bah, how shameless!"

The ugly woman in black robe walked into the living room and stood there, expressionless, saying:

"Who would have thought that the land temple would cause such a big fuss and search Shuangchaling for so long that it would even implicate us.

“However, I just tried to test you with words.

“Although Mao Dalang wanted to conceal the secret of the ridge, he deliberately said that he was going to search for the Earth Spirit Snake Fruit elsewhere.

"But there are flaws in his words. Combined with the information we have gathered, we can almost confirm that the rumors about the Earth Spirit Snake Tree are true. It is most likely in the Demon Mansion."

As she said this, she turned around.

The appearance that could only be rated 3 points in the previous second suddenly became 9.5 points; a pair of Bs suddenly became a pair of Es, almost bursting the lapels.

If it’s not the White Snake, who else could it be?
Xiaoqing looked at her, and was suddenly stunned. She asked:

"Sister, you... don't really want to commit yourself to him, do you?"

The white snake sighed softly:
“My aunts and others were imprisoned and tortured because of me.

"If we don't rescue them quickly, they will probably die in Leifeng Pagoda.

"There are spiritual fruits here that can help me recover. I can also use the relationship between King Jinlin and the Demon Sword Sect. This may be a shortcut."

Xiaoqing said excitedly:

"no!
"Sister clearly doesn't like that damn monster, this is too unfair!
"Since we're sure there's Earth Spirit Snake Fruit here, we can definitely find a way to get it. Let's take a long-term approach."

White Snake:

"Xiaoqing, I'm afraid it's difficult for us to escape.

"My spiritual consciousness has been damaged, so I'm no match for Mao Dalang. Furthermore, the mountain is blocked by the Earth God Temple, so I can't leave for the time being.

"Once King Jinlin returns, it will be even more impossible to escape."

Xiaoqing's eyes were uncertain, and after hesitating for a long time, she said, "There is someone who may be able to help us."

"Who?" asked the white snake curiously.

"That's... the holy monk who is going to the West to obtain Buddhist scriptures."

"Tang Xuanci? How can he help us? Even if he has the strength, I'm afraid he won't be willing to help us."

The White Snake stared at his sister's twinkling eyes, and then thought of her strange behavior recently. Suddenly, he felt that something was wrong, and asked again:

"How do you know for sure he's really in the ridge? Have you seen him?"

Xiaoqing nodded, a hint of spring appeared on her pretty face, "He is already my husband."

Ah this! ?
The white snake was struck by lightning and was speechless.

Xiaoqing immediately explained:
"Sister~
"Because he takes it as his mission to save all sentient beings, he must first go to the Western Paradise to inherit the Buddhahood, so the matter between him and me cannot be exposed for the time being.

"But he has profound Buddhist teachings and great supernatural powers. He should be able to lead us out."

Ah this! ?
Seeing that her sister didn't seem to be joking, Baishe asked about the whole story.

Xiaoqing kept the story short and tried not to mention Tang Xuanci's secret, but when asked, she accidentally told the story of helping Tang Xuanci with his practice.

After all, Baishe had been tempted by many men and had been in love for a while, having experienced the pain of love. She immediately questioned:
"What do you mean by helping him cultivate? I think he's just greedy for your beauty and deliberately deceiving you to death. He even let you bite him... This is simply shameless and lewd!"

"No~"

Xiaoqing immediately defended:
"He is not that kind of person, I did it voluntarily, I love him.

"Sister, don't you like his poems too? Among the Peach Blossoms...Exchange them for wine money.

"You also said that from his poems, we can see that he is a man who has seen through the mundane world and is free and easy."

The white snake was stunned for a moment, then snorted coldly:
"I never thought that the person who could write such a poem would be a lustful person. How can one pray to the Buddha and seek the sutras to achieve enlightenment?"

"The immortals laugh at me for being too lustful, and I laugh at them for not seeing through me. If I could live beyond a hundred thousand years, I would only love peach blossoms and not envy immortality."

A low and sexy voice suddenly sounded from behind, startling the White Snake so much that her waves surged!

Suddenly turning around, I saw Tang Xuanci standing with his hands behind his back, saying in a very elegant tone:

"Actually, there's a second half to this song 'Peach Blossom Lyrics'. I was rapping it at the time, but I deleted it to fit the flow and rhythm. I'm really sorry for letting the female donor misunderstand the main idea."

The white snake stared at him in a daze.

It was just because she was in the lake at that time and had no mood to look, nor could she see his face clearly, so she had never seen such a handsome man before.

If the former scholar stood next to him, he would look like a Mao Dalang!
"Did I misunderstand the main point? He only loves peach blossoms and doesn't envy the gods... So romantic, so open-minded, so arrogant!"

(End of this chapter)