Super Hero Monk: Hormones Journey to the West

Chapter 87 Physics Class

"Master!"

The green snake's eyes lit up, and she immediately twisted her waist and moved closer, feeling excited but also a little nervous.

"Husband, did you hear everything just now? You won't blame me for telling my sister about you, right?"

Tang Xuanci's face darkened, and he said, "It's good that you know you're wrong. Considering the urgency of the situation, I won't punish you this time, and it won't happen again!"

"Thank you, my husband. Xiaoqing will never do it again. If it weren't for my sister, I would never tell our secret to anyone else, even if I were to be torn to pieces."

"Shut up, don't say that again~"

One person’s loneliness is the fault of two people.

Just a few words from them made the White Snake smell the sour smell of love.

Especially when she saw her sister, she wagged her long tail openly, but Tang Xuanci was not at all disgusted. The White Snake even thought of her fiancé who had stabbed her in the back just because she was a demon.

"Sir, can you help us?
"I know you want to inherit the Buddhahood and don't want to be tainted by too much karma.

"Just help us escape from Shuangcha Ridge. We'll try to get the spiritual fruit later."

Xiaoqing said with an earnest look.

Tang Xuanci already had his own ideas, and said without hesitation:
"Do not.

"I neither cause trouble nor fear trouble.

"Xiaoqing, you are already my woman, so your sister is my sister-in-law, and also my woman.

"The snake demon here dared to force you into submission, and the consequences have already fallen on my head. I have nothing to worry about."

Xiaoqing was stunned when she heard this, and said in surprise:
"So, my husband, are you willing to help us steal the spiritual fruit?"

"Amitabha, how can a monk's actions be considered stealing?"

"Then...how can we obtain it? That spiritual fruit can only be hidden in the demon's mansion."

Tang Xuanci's eyes flashed, and he said proudly:

"These monsters are greedy, lustful, and committing many evil deeds. This time, I will liberate them all!
"If anyone, including those in the Land God Temple, dares to help the tyrant, we will all be saved.

"When that spiritual fruit becomes ownerless, you can just take it away."

Ah this?

Both sisters were shocked by his ruthlessness and courage.

However, Tang Xuanci didn't think there was anything wrong with this at all.

He came to the Three Realms to accomplish his great and glorious strategic goals, and anyone who obstructed his actions was an enemy.

The immortal messengers from the Earth God Temple and the snake demon from Shuangcha Ridge are directly or indirectly assisting the Buddhist sect in finding him. They are enemies, and it is only natural that they all die!

After listening to the conversation between the two Snake Eyes sisters, Tang Xuanci and Beaker made a new plan.

That is to use their power to destroy the enemy as much as possible and then escape quickly.

This has three benefits:

First, you can rescue General Yin at the same time, or kill him if necessary.

Second, the bigger the incident becomes, the less likely Tang Xuanci will be suspected, because it is obvious that a third-party force is intervening. The Buddhist sect will definitely first suspect that the Taoist sect is secretly making trouble.

Third, it would be perfect if I could recruit both Snake Eyes sisters. I could then pretend to be kidnapped by them and hide somewhere to upgrade my weapons and build muscle.

Perfect! Tang Xuanci thought this was a genius plan!
Xiao Qing was a vicious person. She had always been unhappy with Mao Dalang and wanted to kill them all. However, she was a little worried and quickly said:
"There are numerous demons in the Demon Mansion, and there are also immortal officials from the Earth God Temple staying there. Counting Mao Dalang, there are probably at least 2-3 Yuanying Realm experts. Can we, with just the three of us... help them to be liberated?"

"Yes~"

Tang Xuanci uttered a word and his figure disappeared instantly. When he reappeared the next moment, he was already standing in front of the white snake.

The sharp chin was only a foot away from the soft eyebrows, and the masculine chest muscles and the magnanimous heart almost touched each other.

"As long as my wife can mix the Bai Jue poison into the water, I can use my magical powers to sneak into the demon's residence, mix it into the wine and food, and let those demons drink it, isn't that enough?"

Tang Xuanci exhaled hormonal breath, releasing tons of charm.

"Ah, he called me wife!?"

Although this title can also be used for strange women in the Tang Dynasty, but... that scholar used to call her that.

The white snake suddenly became dazed again.

In a daze, she stared at him for several seconds before hurriedly turning away, trying to hide her strange feeling and saying:

"The most difficult ones to deal with in the ridge right now are Mao Dalang and the Yuanying realm cultivators from the land temple.

“Based on their cultivation level, we need to inject enough poison into their meridians to seriously injure them.

“If they simply drink the White Zetsu poison, once the poison takes effect, they will immediately sense it and use their internal energy to resist it.

"At most they'll suffer minor injuries. Are you sure you can handle them?"

Tang Xuanci was a little disappointed when he heard this, but his face remained calm and he boasted without hesitation:
"I'm afraid it won't work if I take direct action." Although I have the energy to destroy the world hidden in my body, I cannot control it at present and must use the seal of the Buddha to suppress it.

"Once released, the entire Shuangcha Ridge will be flattened."

If someone else said such pretentious and arrogant words, Baishe would definitely not believe it.

But faced with a man who was so handsome that he was the most handsome man in the world and was rumored to be the reincarnation of the Golden Cicada Buddha, she could only be skeptical.

Of course, Green Snake believed it 100% and immediately said:
"What should I do? My sister's consciousness is damaged. She can only fight against Yuanying realm masters for a short time. She is definitely no match for them."

"It's okay, I have a plan B."

Tang Xuanci looked at the white snake and asked:

"I heard from Xiaoqing that my wife is proficient in the Eight Transformations. If you help me create a powerful magical weapon, I can inflict heavy damage on those Nascent Soul Realm masters in one fell swoop."

"A massively destructive magical weapon?"

The white snake muttered to himself, not understanding what was going on. After thinking for a moment, he frowned and said:
"The way of transformation is profound and unfathomable. I have practiced diligently for over two hundred years, and although I have learned the eight kinds of transformation, I dare not say that I have mastered them.

"How do you want me to help you?"

Tang Xuanci said:

"Don't worry, just follow my steps. Let's sit down over there and talk. First, I need to teach you some basic physics."

Soon, Xiaoqing hung a large piece of rice paper on the wall, brewed a pot of good tea, and then sat with her sister to listen to Tang Xuanci teach physics.

Tang Xuanci was seen holding a small brush and quickly drawing the periodic table of elements and schematic diagrams of the structures of molecules and atoms on paper. He first explained the microscopic composition of all macroscopic things.

Of course, he emphasized that this is all ordinary physics that excludes superposition particles.

It was the first time that the two Snake-Eyes sisters heard such a novel worldview, and they listened very attentively.

After a while, Tang Xuanci drew a diagram of the structure of a "nitrogen molecule" under the guidance of Beaker and said:
"Let's take nitrogen, the most abundant molecule in the air, as an example.

"Look, a nitrogen molecule is made up of two nitrogen atoms.
"Each common nitrogen atom has 7 protons, 7 neutrons and 7 electrons outside the nucleus.

"Nitrogen atoms are mainly bound together by the 'electromagnetic force' of shared electrons. There is also a weaker 'gravitational force', but it is negligible.

“And the short-range forces between protons and neutrons are the ‘strong force’ and the ‘weak force’;
"These four forces are collectively known as the four fundamental forces, and they can all interfere with spiritual consciousness.

"The essence of Transfiguration is to use spiritual consciousness to control the four fundamental forces to decompose and combine all things."

The two sisters stared blankly at the diagram of the nitrogen molecule, feeling confused and awe-inspiring.

Tang Xuanci gave them some time to think, then said:

"Okay, now let's move on to the experiment.

“I want you to close your eyes and use your spiritual sense to carefully perceive the space around you.

"What you can sense most easily is definitely spiritual energy, because spiritual consciousness is most sensitive to superimposed energy.

“But now I want you to eliminate the interference of spiritual energy and find those tiny molecules that are as stable as sand.

“Leaving aside spiritual energy, the most abundant element in the air is nitrogen molecules, which should account for more than 70%.

"The second largest component is oxygen molecules, which account for about 20%."

Both sisters closed their eyes and seemed to try to follow his words.

Tang Xuanci waited for a moment and asked, "How is it? Did you find it?"

Xiaoqing shook her head. "No, I can't distinguish anything except spiritual energy."

Shit, is this going to work? Tang Xuanci was speechless and started complaining about the beaker.

In fact, among the three people present, he was the most confused.

He knew nothing about metaphysics or science, and didn't even understand what he had just talked about.

"I should have found it."

The white snake suddenly spoke:
"As you said, excluding the interference of spiritual energy, the remaining nearly 80%...molecules are all nitrogen molecules, composed of two identical parts, which should be nitrogen atoms.

“It’s just that its structure is a little different from what you drew.

"There are not seven electrons orbiting around, but they are surrounded by something like a cloud."

Beaker heard this and immediately said:
"Yes, she was talking about the electron cloud, the electrons in a superposition state. It's just that the observation methods of immortal cultivators and mortal physicists are different, so the degree of collapse of those electrons is different."

"Yes, you are talking about the electron cloud... different."

Tang Xuanci repeated it like a tape recorder, feeling overjoyed. He then imitated his memory of the physics teacher, Mr. Li, and praised him:

"That's great. The teacher likes students like you, who understand things quickly."

Then, he excitedly asked Beaker:

"So, can we try rubbing a hydrogen bomb with our hands next?"

(End of this chapter)