Super Hero Monk: Hormones Journey to the West

Chapter 90 Monk Tang Pulls Out the Earth Spiritual Root

A man, a snake and a tiger, like bank robbers, after emptying several magazines of bullets, successfully reached the door of the "vault".

Looking at the obviously different bronze door in front of him, which was engraved with the talisman array, Tang Xuanci said:

"There must be something good hidden inside, open it!"

“Thump, thump, thump… bang, bang… boom!”

Bullets and grenades flew everywhere, causing stone chips to fall from the cave ceiling and the patterns on the door to shine brightly.

However, the door was indestructible. Only the Barrett bullets made deep dents on it, but they were not enough to destroy it.

"No, the restriction on this door may be connected to the spiritual vein of the mountain. We must find a way to open it." Xiaoqing frowned.

Upon hearing this, Tang Xuanci snatched a captive pig demon from General Yin's hands, grabbed its large ears, and threatened, "Open the door!"

This pig demon was captured from Mao Dalang's wife, an extremely ugly sow demon. The sow was poisoned by Bai Zetsu and was already dead, so they had to capture it.

The pig demon said in horror, "This door needs to be opened from the inside or with a talisman. The talismans are carried by the king and Mao Dalang. I am completely powerless."

Tang Xuanci kicked it to the door and said, "Tell the people inside to open it. If you can't open the door, I will open your head!"

The pig demon had a strong desire to survive. He crawled to the right side of the bronze door in a hurry and shouted through a sound transmission formation, asking the two big brothers inside to open the door.

But there was no response.

"Holy monk, the two men inside are the king's trusted subordinates. They will not open the door. Please have mercy and let me go~"

"Oh!"

A soy sauce shop exploded on the pig's head.

Tang Xuanci said to Xiaoqing:
"If Mao Dalang brought the talisman, your sister should be able to get it, right? I'll go out and send her a message."

After saying that, he took off and flew to the entrance of the demon cave. He took out a signal transmitter of the same type as the white snake's, pressed it three times, then pressed it "long short long" three times, and then pressed it "short long long short" six times.

What this combination means is: OK?

Of course, Bai She did not understand Yingwen, but before the action, Tang Xuanci had translated 25 commonly used tactical phrases directly into Morse code and told her.

With a Nascent Soul level memory, it is not difficult to remember it.

Soon, a subtle electrical signal sounded from inside the transmitter: tick-tick-tick-tick-tick-tick-tick-tick. (Short beeps, long ticks)

This stands for I com, which is short for I'm coming, meaning "I'm coming"... not "I'm coming!"

Sure enough, the White Snake came soon. Two blushes appeared on her cold white face, her eyes were full of fatigue, and she looked in a very bad state.

But she said the operation went smoothly. Tang Xuanci guessed that this was probably the side effect of the trauma to her spiritual consciousness.

After all, she is an old demon who has practiced for hundreds of years. Although she is very simple in love, she is at least eight hundred tricks up her sleeve when it comes to killing and robbing.

The white snake conducted a thorough body search on Mao Dalang without any instructions. Based on her experience, she cut open the snake's belly and took out a forbidden talisman from it.

The bronze door opened.

The two monsters inside resisted stubbornly but were beaten to death by Tang Xuanci. His Niwan Palace was smashed and he used Xiaoqing's breath, which was accompanied by a spiritual attack, to directly liberate them.

After eliminating all threats, they looked around and saw that the huge stone hall was filled with treasure chests of all sizes and a wide variety of treasures.

"Shit, how much money is there?"

General Yin put down his AK, his eyes showing three parts shock, three parts excitement, and four parts anger. He cursed:

"That bastard King Mao hid all our monthly payments here, didn't he?"

Tang Xuanci said disdainfully:

"You look so ignorant. Go ahead and take the most valuable ones. Take as much as you can. It's all yours."

As he spoke, he led the two Snake-Eye sisters to the center of the stone hall.

This is a huge altar, the main body of which is paved with blue bricks and jade stones, with complex grooves hollowed out on it. Running water flows continuously in it, emitting a strange fluorescent light.

In the middle of the altar, there is a piece of exposed mountain ground. In the cracks between several rocks, grows a spiritual tree of medium height.

But you see: the green branches are fragrant, the green leaves are cold, and a few small blue fruits are hanging on them, which are very eye-catching, and the bursts of strange fragrance are refreshing.

"Earth Spirit Snake Fruit!"

The green snake shouted joyfully:

"Sister, we finally got one, and not just one. There are actually four ripe fruits on this tree!"

The white snake's eyes were filled with joy. He looked at the formation under his feet and said:

"It's rumored that a naturally grown Earth Spirit Snake Tree takes an average of over two hundred years to produce a ripe fruit. This spirit gathering formation must be used to accelerate the ripening process."

Tang Xuanci now only likes to eat monsters and has no great interest in this kind of spiritual fruit.

But Beaker suddenly reminded him that the aroma of this fruit alone had a special effect of nourishing the mind, and eating it might directly strengthen the mind.

Although the effect is definitely not as good as what cultivators eat, you can give it a try.

Tang Xuanci was no longer sleepy immediately. He jumped onto the rock and picked all four ripe snake fruits.

The white snake's heart tightened, knowing that although this Earth Spirit Snake Fruit could not bring immortality, it could help cultivators at the peak of the Core Formation Realm to condense into a Dao Fetus. It was a truly precious treasure that was in short supply.

If she could gain access to a major sect or find a second-generation immortal, she would definitely be able to gain significant benefits. However, her consciousness was weak right now, and she needed to recuperate for a while before she could attack with all her strength. If Tang Xuanci had other intentions and still had some tricks up his sleeve, she might not be able to deal with him.

But the next second, a fruit flew in a parabola and hit her chest.

The next second, another fruit flew towards Xiaoqing.

In the end, even General Yin received one.

Having lived in Shuangcha Ridge for so many years, General Yin had naturally heard the rumor that Mao Dalang condensed into a Taoist fetus by swallowing the Earth Spirit Snake Fruit.

It never expected that it could have a share of such a treasure!
"How many caves is this one worth?" It carefully held the spiritual fruit between the pads of its tiger paw, thinking with a surge of emotion, "It's my blessing to be able to hang out with the holy monk!"

"One per person, eat and leave quickly. If the immortals from the Earth God Temple find out something's wrong here, they'll surround us and definitely call for backup."

Tang Xuanci didn't say anything. He took two bites and swallowed the fruit whole.

It tastes sweet with a hint of bitterness, a bit like dragon fruit, with lots of sesame-sized seeds inside.

Ah...are you going to eat it now?
The white snake was stunned and felt that the spiritual fruit was as worthless as an apple in Tang Xuanci's hands.

When General Yin heard the boss's words, he immediately agreed and picked up the spiritual fruit to take a bite.

At this time, the white snake hurriedly stopped him and said:
"Wait, your cultivation is not enough. Eating it carelessly is a waste of natural resources. You won't be able to extract much essence from it.

“Moreover, the energy in the fruit is complex and contains some sinister energy.

"It's fine for snakes, but if you, a tiger demon, don't concentrate and control it, I'm afraid the inner energy in your body will be disrupted and you will suffer the consequences."

Ah this! ?
General Yin was startled and quickly stopped opening his mouth.

"Husband, you don't feel uncomfortable, do you?" Xiaoqing asked with concern.

At this moment, Tang Xuanci only felt that the pulp and juice swallowed into his stomach sublimated in an instant, spreading in his body regardless of physical collision, making all the cells in his body seem to enter a dizzy but particularly excited state of drunkenness.

But fortunately, he doesn't have any true energy in his body anyway, so the side effects are still within the controllable range.

Seeing that he was alright, the White Snake turned its gaze to a table beside the tree, looked over at the three green jade boxes and a purple gold name card on it, and said:
"King Jinlin wants to present three of these spiritual fruits to the Demon Sword Sect. I believe this jade box is used for storage. We should put them in and keep them safe. It won't be too late to eat them when we get to a safe place."

Upon hearing this, General Yin hurried over and did the same.

Then, at Tang Xuanci's urging, it specifically picked out valuable things to plunder, and filled a large cloth bag with various elixirs, fine gold and jade that were far more valuable than gold, and a stack of "flying money" bills printed by the Tiandi Bank, the largest official bank in the Three Realms.

(Flying money: a paper certificate used to deposit money in ancient times)
"By the way, this Earth Spirit Snake Fruit is a treasure. If we pull up this tree, carry it away, and plant it somewhere else, will it survive?" Tang Xuanci asked madly.

The white snake shook its head. "This tree is extremely rare, and its growing environment is naturally very demanding. It would be best if it were immediately transferred to the same environment."

"Damn it, just pull it out for him!"

Tang Xuanci was completely devoid of conscience. He adopted the strategic thinking of destroying what he couldn't get and leaving no rice for the enemy.
He walked back to the tree, grabbed the trunk with one arm, bent his body upside down, and with a move of his waist, he pulled up the Earth Spirit Snake Tree by its roots.

Then he turned the trunk, which was as thick as a bucket, sideways and hit it hard with his knee. With a "click", this priceless tree broke into two pieces!

The two Snake-Eye sisters couldn't help but tremble in their hearts. They felt a little painful and thought of the feeling of King Golden Scale when he came back and saw this scene.

This grudge is too big. This hatred will definitely last until one of us dies!

The most important thing is that they will definitely be blamed for this, simply because the characteristics of White Zetsu's poison attack are too obvious, and they will be found out with a simple investigation.

Before today's action, they also promised Tang Xuanci to pretend to hold him hostage.

After all, he is a monk and he has to go to the West to inherit the Buddha's throne, so he cannot leave any bad records.

"Huzi, smash those wine jars, light them on fire, and burn everything that can be burned."

Tang Xuanci acted as if nothing had happened. He threw down these words, grabbed a hand with each, and led the two sisters who were still in a daze out of the cave.

When General Yin quickly set the fire and ran to the cave entrance, he heard continuous gunshots. It turned out that many immortal officials had come to check the situation.

It was definitely not appropriate for Tang Xuanci to show up and break out at this time, so he gave the Barrett to the White Snake, and asked the three of them to use the black robes in the cave to conceal their identities, while he used the cassock to become invisible and assist them.

The immortal messengers had no idea what was going on, and without a leader, they had no way of resisting and were quickly broken through the encirclement.

It is drizzling.

They ran to the place where the Nine-Ring Staff, the Seven-Star Sword and a small amount of remaining ammunition were buried. Tang Xuanci quickly sorted out his equipment, opened the wide sleeves of his monk's robe, and signaled the two sisters to wrap themselves around him.

Ah this?

Is this good?
Looking at the man's face, the white snake forgot for a moment how it had strangled male monks with its snake form before.

Although she hesitated, she immediately transformed into her original form at her sister's urging.

One sleeve of green snakes, one sleeve of white snakes, they crawled into the monk's robe.

The white snake wrapped around the thick arms, being roasted by the fiery body temperature and intoxicated by the masculine energy. A strange feeling gushed out, and the tip of the snow-white tail couldn't help but shrink and become shorter and thicker.

General Yin also turned into a big tiger with white forehead and hanging eyes at this time. Tang Xuanci turned over and rode on it, hiding his figure and rushing towards a cliff on the west peak.

Suddenly, a strong wind blew, and a huge cloud of fog blew from the west, directly covering the location of the demon's residence.

A moment later, a roar like a volcanic eruption sounded, and the sky was covered with evil spirits that enveloped the top of the mountain.

“Who! Who did this!?”

(End of this chapter)