Super Hero Monk: Hormones Journey to the West

Chapter 91 Five Finger Mountain and the Demonic Monkey
"Oh no, King Jinlin is back~"

The white snake suppressed the strange feeling, swam across the man's muscular chest muscles, and poked its head out from over his clothes.

Looking at the clouds and mist covering the demon's residence, he said in a serious tone:
"It seems that he has brought back quite a few people from the Demon Sword Sect. We must escape as soon as possible, otherwise we will be trapped to death in Shuangcha Ridge."

When General Yin heard this, he was scared to death, fearing that he would earn money and treasures but not be able to spend them.

It ran faster, but once the speed exceeded the limit of the Ferrari, the electromagnetic membrane of the Jinlan cassock would collapse.

So it still took them several minutes to reach the cliff protruding from the west side of the mountain.

Tang Xuanci originally wanted to run eastward, but the White Snake said that the mountains were surrounded by a silk-like magic weapon called "Dharma Net".

This thing is usually owned by the superior department of the land temple - the local god's palace. It is specially used to arrest important criminals. It is known as "the law is strict and there is no loophole." This shows how powerful it is.

Last time, Tang Xuanci just accidentally touched one and got entangled, exposing his whereabouts and almost died.

It is impossible to force your way out directly from the ground now.

The best way is to climb the western cliff closest to the edge of the mountain, jump out, rise into the clouds, and fly out of the French net like a wing.

Of course, such an operation will expose one's tracks, but at least one will not be caught by the law.

"Holy monk, I'm speeding up. Do I really have to jump off the cliff?"

General Yin could only ride the wind but not fly in the clouds. He felt a little nervous when he heard this bold plan.

Tang Xuanci could neither ride the wind nor soar into the clouds, but he commanded without hesitation:
"Yes, speed up for me and jump as far as you can! Xiaoqing, strangle me and pretend to kidnap me!"

A strong wind suddenly arose and the tiger ran like thunder.

The figures of a man and a tiger, facing the setting sun, leap out of the cliff against the light, and the scenery is magnificent and picturesque.

Just as they were pulled by gravity and began to fall, the white snake cast a spell to condense a cloud, which made their bodies lighter, and the falling trend suddenly slowed down, and they "flew" away.

In fact, if the White Snake was alone, she could have risen up into the clouds and flown farther.

But as the saying goes, "Sending Mount Tai is as light as a mustard seed, while carrying an ordinary person is as difficult as escaping the mundane world."

The principles of flying in the clouds and riding the wind are completely different. First of all, you must make your body light and agile.

However, Tang Xuanci and General Yin did not have such skills. One weighed 200 kilograms and the other weighed 800 kilograms, which together weighed exactly one ton.

The White Snake was injured, so it was impossible for her to really take them flying.

They floated down like a kite with a broken string, just passing the French Open encirclement and landing outside Shuangcha Ridge.

However, while they were still in mid-air, they were discovered by the immortal messengers from the land temple.

The signal was sent into the air, immediately alerting the Golden Scale King who was standing in front of Mao Dalang's corpse.

This demon king was tall and thin. Although he had a human face and limbs, his body was covered with glittering golden scales that protected his vital parts like armor.

Just now, through interrogating the immortal messenger, he had roughly learned about today's situation, and also heard the information about Tang Xuanci and Jinlan cassock.

Now I don’t want to care about anything. There are only two words in my mind: revenge!

When he heard someone was running west, he flew into a rage and immediately mobilized his troops, shouting:

"Hurry up and chase them, don't let any of them go!

"Whoever cuts the White Lady and the Green Snake into pieces will be rewarded handsomely!
"You've harmed my child, destroyed my treasure, and burned my cave. Whoever dares to stop me will be killed!"

After saying that, he picked up a 10-foot-long snake spear and asked another feathered demon beside him for help. Together they raised up clouds and chased in the direction of the signal.

The other end.

As soon as Tang Xuanci landed on the ground riding on General Yin, he continued to gallop, putting distance between him and the Xian Catcher who was chasing him from behind.

Then he immediately hid his body, turned and ran north, bypassing Shuangcha Ridge and another demon mountain next to it, and then went east.

Seeing that the immortal messengers and monsters had lost their whereabouts, they were about to breathe a sigh of relief, but unexpectedly, while running, they fell into a trap set for the colorful cassock in a small forest.

Seven or eight monsters appeared from nowhere, all with their heads wrapped and their faces masked, and they attacked without saying a word.

Tang Xuanci seriously suspected that they had taken orders from the Dao Sect and were coming to the jungle to catch him. After all, he had been playing jungle in Shuangcha Ridge for so long, so being warded was normal.

But these monsters obviously didn't know that Tang Xuanci's gang had grown stronger. Now they not only had four guns, but also four gunmen.

There was a brief confrontation... After the exchange of fire, the other side was defeated and escaped, leaving behind several corpses.

But this incident exposed the whereabouts of Tang Xuanci's gang again.

Seeing two clouds roaring in the sky, and not knowing whether there were other ambushes ahead, they decisively turned around again and fled to the southwest.

The clouds whizzed past overhead without noticing them.

However, they soon discovered traps blocking the road in a mountain stream, even in the water.

It was obvious at first glance that this was probably also aimed at Jinlan cassock, but the ones ambushing here were another group of monks.

Tang Xuanci was almost certain that there were ambushes from all sides around Shuangchaling, especially on the way west, where one would be easily ambushed if not careful.

They were forced to delay, and the reinforcements sent by the Earth Temple and the external aid called by the Golden Scale King spread a wide net and surrounded them from all directions.

There must be people secretly sent by the Buddhist sect here, because several groups of people didn't notice Tang Xuanci yet, and they bumped into each other and started fighting directly.

For a moment, the area within a hundred miles, all over the mountains and plains, was filled with panic, and every tree and grass looked like an enemy.

Tang Xuanci felt that if he tried to break out randomly in the current situation, he would be caught by the experts if he was not careful, and that would be the end of him.

So he decided to stay hidden on the spot, find a safe place, let the white snake swallow the spiritual fruit to heal her wounds first, and then escape after she recovered her strength.

However, before they could find a safe location, something strange happened again. In the night, a dark blue dust fog suddenly filled the area where they were.

This was blowing from the upwind direction, and wherever it covered, the surface of the grass and trees were corroded and withered.

The good news is that its toxicity is not that severe and any ordinary Jindan cultivator can resist it, but it will consume their true Qi.

The bad news is that its range is too wide and will affect the invisibility membrane of the Jinlan cassock.

"This is the Demon Sword Sect's Soul-Eroding Miasma Formation."

The white snake swam outside Tang Xuanci's body and looked carefully at where he was. It saw that a tiny disturbance had appeared on the surface of the invisibility membrane that was originally flawless.

"We can't completely hide now. Anyone with strong enough insight can see it. Moreover... this miasma is getting thicker."

"What the hell? What kind of witchcraft is this?" Tang Xuanci popped his head out and said.

"It's over, we can't escape?"

General Yin felt as heartbroken as if he had lost his parents. The huge bag of treasure on his back felt as heavy as a mountain. He felt like a robber who had just robbed an armored car but found that he could not get rid of the police car.

"What should we do now?" Xiaoqing asked anxiously.

"If you can't run, then fight!"

Tang Xuanci lighted the few ammunitions he had, pondered for a moment, and said:
"Well, Xiaoqing, I'll give you the cassock. You two hide here first. I'll attract their attention and lure them away. Then you can escape."

Ah this! ?
Xiaoqing was stunned when she heard this, and immediately turned into a human form. Without considering General Yin's feelings at all, she hugged Tang Xuanci tightly on the tiger's back.

"No, my husband, I want to be with you, even if it means death!"

Seeing her determined face, Tang Xuanci couldn't help but sigh again: Being handsome means you can do whatever you want.

He chuckled and said:

"Why should I die? I am the reincarnation of the Holy Buddha. Who dares to kill me?

“It’s just that… there are bad people in Buddhism too. They don’t want me to inherit the Buddha’s throne and they always want to find dirt on me.

“So, instead of you being exposed along with me, I’d rather lead the others away and let you escape.

"Don't worry, if I can't win, I'll ask the land god to protect me and say that I'm being held hostage by you.

"When it's safe, we'll contact each other by telegram."

As he spoke, he took off his warm cassock and wrapped it around Xiaoqing's body, which was not covered with scales.

Seeing that she still wanted to speak, he kissed her smooth lips directly and blocked her mouth domineeringly.

Ah this! ?
Looking back, General Yin and the White Snake standing next to him were stunned. One of them exclaimed, "Awesome!", while the other felt excited.

After they finished kissing, the White Snake came back to his senses, frowned and said:
“Are you sure you’re going to be okay?

"King Jinlin lost his twin sons and his spiritual roots, so he's probably too angry to listen to anything. If he can't find us, he'll definitely not let you go.

"Besides, the situation is so complicated now, how do you know where the land god is?"

In fact, Tang Xuanci also knew that there was a certain probability that he would directly run into the Golden Scale King or someone from the Taoist sect, but now the cassock has become ineffective and the white snake is so weak, so acting alone would actually make him more maneuverable.

He has eaten so many monsters and absorbed so much nitrogen pump, and now he is full of energy. He feels that 99.99% of the monsters that have not fully transformed cannot withstand his punch!
"I don't care about that. This is the best solution."

Tang Xuanci turned over and got off the tiger, picked up the Zen staff, and only put a revolver Air on his waist. He left the other three guns and most of the ammunition to them, and then prepared to leave with murderous intent.

"Sister is right, it's too dangerous for you to attract them!"

Xiaoqing, who was originally confused by the kiss, listened to her sister's words and pulled him back.

"Stop acting like a loli and hide well." Tang Xuanci opened her hand and turned around domineeringly.

"Wait~"

The white snake suddenly stopped him and said thoughtfully:
"If you insist on doing that, you might as well run to Five Finger Mountain. Just cross the stream we missed before and go through a valley, and you'll be there."

"Five Finger Mountain?"

Tang Xuanci muttered something, feeling like he had heard this name somewhere before.

The White Snake said again:

"This mountain is shaped like half a hand sunken into the earth. It is easy to spot. Although it is not tall, it is very strange.

"Legend has it that five hundred years ago, a demon monkey caused havoc in the Heavenly Palace and was suppressed here.

“Everyone in Shuangcha Ridge and the nearby Demon Mountain knows that although Five Finger Mountain seems to be rich in spiritual energy, no one dares to enter the mountain to practice.

"Absorbing the spiritual energy from the mountains can lead to insanity. In mild cases, the meridians become stagnant, while in severe cases, the entire body becomes petrified, turning into a mountain of stone.

“Moreover, no matter how high their cultivation level is, anyone entering the mountain will lose their way. They will inexplicably emerge from another direction and will be unable to reach the heart of the mountain.

"Saint monk, go there. If the situation is bad, hiding in the mountains first may help."

After hearing her words, Tang Xuanci immediately remembered the three apprentices that the society had arranged for him.

Isn’t the eldest disciple with the Buddhist name “Wukong” a monkey demon?

Before leaving the Tang Dynasty, Guanyin Bodhisattva specifically emphasized that this creature had a violent temper and warned Tang Xuanci not to beat or scold it at will. She also taught him the "Tightening Curse" just in case.

The Buddhist representative also mentioned that the monkey was waiting to become a disciple at the Five Elements Mountain, and that the mountain looked like half a palm.

Wow, it’s so close to Shuangchaling?
(End of this chapter)