Super Hero Monk: Hormones Journey to the West

Chapter 95 How many changes?!

"Hehehehehehe~"

After roaring like a whirlwind, the monkey laughed crazily again:
"You guys are tired from fighting, but it's time for me, Old Sun, to take out a needle and play with it~"

As he spoke, he raised his hand and pinched his ear, pulling out an embroidery needle. It spun in the air and instantly turned into a stick that was thick enough to be grasped, which he held in his hand.

Tang Xuanci took a closer look and saw that the stick was black with a faint red glow, like flowing lava; both ends were inlaid with golden hoops with winding patterns, and the brilliance was dazzling!
Wow, it really has a... double-flowered big red stick?

The monkey obviously treasured the stick. He stroked it as if it were a Kun and said:
"Thinking back to the great rebellion against Heaven~
"I used it to defeat a hundred thousand heavenly soldiers, causing them to throw away their armor and weapons, the Four Heavenly Kings to flee in panic, the Central Altar Marshal to flee in terror, and the Sage-Manifesting True Lord to cheat and beg for help!

"You are lucky to be able to take a beating from it today!"

Ah this?

Listening to the monkey's pretentious words, the demons' heads were buzzing, because those names were simply deafening.

I won't talk about the 100,000 Heavenly Soldiers and the Four Heavenly Kings~
Who is the Marshal of the Central Altar? It's the three-headed, eight-armed evil Nezha!

Who is Xiansheng Zhenjun? This is Yang Erlang from Guanjiangkou!

If these two people appeared in front of them, just one look from them would scare them to death.

If the monkey wasn't bragging, then if you get hit by its stick, you'll die. Is that still a blessing?

But the monkey didn't give in and started hitting with his stick, first hitting the Pig King who had dug the soil and buried him.

It was very fast, and it reached the top of the Pig King’s head in a snap!
The big red stick with two flowers drew an arc, breaking up the molecules in the air. Countless electrons were stripped out and turned into hot plasma bubbles, pressing down together.

The Pig Demon King's eyes showed fear, and he swung the giant hammer in his hand with all his strength to block it.

A pig and a monkey came into close combat.

One weighs 9000 kilograms and is 3 meters tall.

One of them weighed about 90 kilograms and was less than 1 meters tall.

The contrast is very strong, like a mayfly shaking a big tree, or like a pup pulling a big cart!
However, there was only a loud bang!
The giant hammer was blown to pieces, but the stick was still as powerful as ever. It chopped the Pig Demon King's shoulders and arms, causing blood and flesh to fly everywhere. The ground was cracked and the mountain shook!
It frightened everyone else.

"Attack together, no one is allowed to retreat! If we can't defeat this monkey monster, we will all die!"

Someone shouted loudly, calling on all the demons to fight to the death and kill the monkey with all their might.

"Okay, good time!"

The monkey laughed loudly, grabbed the huge body of the Pig Demon King and threw him out, then raised his stick and hit him again.

Its stick techniques are plain and boring, it is nothing more than hitting, chopping, sweeping and tapping, but... it is indestructible except for speed, it will hurt if it touches, and it will be disabled if it touches!

In an instant, more than a dozen people's limbs exploded and their flesh and blood were blurred.

The scales of the Golden Scale King were invulnerable to swords and spears, but the monkey swept his stick across and smashed the snake's body in two.

The monkeys were having a blast playing, but Tang Xuanci, who was standing by and watching the fight, frowned more and more, thinking to himself:

"This monkey must not be allowed to stay!
"So powerful, flying so fast, and even able to clone himself, he's a natural bodyguard!
"I am the escort, and it is the one the society actually sent to escort me. If I am being watched by it, I will definitely have a bad life.

“We must seize the opportunity to kill it!

"Beaker, do you think that tight-binding curse will really work on it? If I recite it, will it be like when that bitch Guanyin cursed me?"

As he spoke, he glanced at the monkey's head again and saw that it was covered with a circle of golden hoops.

The center of the ring curls outwards, resembling a blooming flower;
The hoop is as slender as a willow branch and fits the monkey's head very well, as if it has taken root on the scalp. No matter how the monkey twists and struggles, it will not come loose.

Tang Xuanci had seen this thing before and knew it was called a tight hoop. Guanyin had taken it out when she taught him the spell.

After hearing his question, Beaker quickly replied:
“It’s possible, but not certain.

"All I can confirm now is that this tight hoop and the seal in your body have established a quantum entanglement effect, which has persisted since the day Guanyin Bodhisattva took it out.

"But this entanglement effect is obviously different from the mechanism of chanting a spell, because there is no entanglement between Li Shimin and you, but he can also chant a spell to awaken your seal."

Tang Xuanci felt that asking was useless, so he simply decided to wait until the monkey killed most of the monsters and then chant the spell madly.

If it really worked like Guanyin's curse, the monkey would be paralyzed immediately, and the remaining enemies would definitely take advantage of it to kill it in order to survive!
In the end, the clams fight each other and the fisherman benefits.

Not only did Tang Xuanci get dozens of tons of demon king-level nitrogen pumps, he was also able to pick up a demon fairy-level monkey. It was so cool!

While he was daydreaming, the one-sided battle in front of him was nearing its end.

But what made him speechless was that the monkey seemed to have only crippled and knocked down the transsexuals one by one, but did not kill any of them completely.

If Tang Xuanci killed it now, he would probably not be able to escape with only a revolver Air and injuries on his body.

At this time, the few remaining people who still had the fighting power did not dare to fight. Forced by dozens of monkey clones, they gathered together and knelt on the ground to beg for mercy, shouting "Demon King, spare my life!"

The monkey was very proud and threw the stick in his hand with a smile, shouting: "Long, long, long~"

Tang Xuanci saw that the stick was like a stick that was blown bigger by the wind in an instant, becoming thicker and longer, and turned into a towering pillar with a diameter of one hundred meters, piercing the sky, and was pressing down on the heads of the group of begging demons.

The transsexuals worked together to support it and barely lifted it up.

But when the monkey shouted "Chang!" twice more, they immediately vomited blood and were crushed down together.

Seeing this, Tang Xuanci thought to himself that as long as the two hundred people under the Optimus Prime were crushed to death, the remaining injured and lying on the ground should not be a big threat. He was ready to chant the spell, but suddenly, the Optimus Prime stopped, just over a meter away from the collapsed ground, and only forced everyone below to kneel and lie prone on the ground.

The monkey chuckled and shouted, "Collect!"

The pillar that held the sky turned into a stick and fell into its palm. Even the hundreds of monkey clones turned back into monkey hair and flew back to it.

Tang Xuanci was confused, thinking to himself, is this... not going to fight anymore?

Just now it looked furious and murderous, like a psychopathic killer. But in the end, none of its opponents were completely killed. Even the most seriously injured snake, pig, and bird monsters were still breathing. So it withdrew.

You're quite measured in your actions?

As expected, the monkey put the needle-shaped weapon back into his ear, glanced at the demons on the ground, and said:
"I'm calling you fools who don't know what's important!

“If it were before, even if you had ten lives, you’d have none now.

"However, I have been meditating at the foot of the mountain for these years and have gained some understanding of Buddhist principles. This eminent monk just came into the mountain to preach to me, which has given me a sudden enlightenment. I am determined to enter Buddhism and achieve enlightenment through cultivation.

"Therefore, I will be merciful and spare your lives."

Ah this! ?
Not only Tang Xuanci, but even the demons all over the place couldn't believe that this monkey full of violence could actually practice Buddhism?
It was not until the monkey added impatiently, "Why don't you get out of here?" that they excitedly thanked him, each of them bracing themselves up, supporting their companions, and preparing to leave immediately.

Seeing this, Tang Xuanci could no longer hold back and shouted in dissatisfaction:
"Wukong!
"How can we let them go? They are all bad people, monsters, who have committed countless evil deeds and must be liberated!
"Kill them all quickly, leaving no one behind!"

Ah this! ?
The demons were all shocked, thinking, "Is this human language? They want to liberate all of us! This is worse than monkeys!"
In panic, many people didn't even care about their accomplices who had fallen to the ground, and ran away in all directions.

Tang Xuanci's words obviously surprised the monkey.

It turned around and looked at its cheap master with scrutiny. Its eyes slyly rolled around, and it clasped its hands together and said with a smile:

"Master, we monks cultivate Samadhi to leave the world. If we don't get rid of the desire to kill, we can't leave the world. Even if we have great wisdom and are in samadhi, if we don't stop killing, we will fall into the spirit realm.

"Besides, all beings are equal before the Buddha, no matter how mortal or demonic they are. Even if they kill or rob, they will be punished by the law, according to karma.

"If we beat them to death, wouldn't that be a sin for us?
"Let them go."

I'll put your mother's head!

Tang Xuanci was speechless, secretly cursing this stupid monkey for seeming to have truly memorized the Buddhist scriptures and speaking about them in a coherent manner, showing off his knowledge of Buddhism.

Who is the master between us?

Seeing that many monsters and monks were about to slip out of sight, he said angrily:

“Are you teaching me how to do things?
"If the bad guys are not eliminated, they will bring disaster to the good guys. If the evil monsters are not eliminated, they will endanger the people!

"Hurry up and kill them!"

The monkey was stunned again, and his eyes swept over his handsome face, eight-pack abs, and baby arms again... He felt that this guy, except for his bald head, did not look like a high monk at all.

As a result of this delay, all the demons who were still able to fight had already run away, leaving only dozens of orphans who were too seriously injured and had no one to take care of them.

Tang Xuanci looked at the monkey in front of him, who looked like a rebellious junior high school student, and felt very unhappy. He thought viciously:
"Damn it! Even if they leave, I'll still use a spell to kill you. When you faint, I'll pry your mouth open and stick a (thunder bomb) in there. I don't believe you can withstand it!"

His only worry now was that the Buddhists would find out about this, so he looked up at the clear sky, hesitating whether to take action now or trick the monkey into a secluded place and then kill it.

It was because he had heard that there were two intelligence agencies in heaven, namely "Clairvoyance" and "Super Ear".

Seeing that he seemed depressed, the monkey rolled his eyes and laughed again:
"Master, are you scared by those monsters? Hehehe, don't worry, I will protect you in obtaining the scriptures. There is absolutely no such thing as..."

Hearing this dead monkey bragging again, Tang Xuanci really wanted to chant a spell immediately and then slap it to death with a few big mouths.

But out of careful consideration, he held back and silently conspired with Beaker in his mind, planning to trick the monkey to the middle of the mountain to do the action, and then put the blame on the monster that had just escaped.

"...Since I heard the Dao, I have mastered the power of seventy-two earthly transformations. With a single somersault, I can travel a great distance! I can walk on the sun and moon without a shadow, and I can penetrate metal and stone without any hindrance. Even water cannot...

Um! ?

Tang Xuanci's ears suddenly moved, and he stopped Beaker's speech. He raised his hand to interrupt the monkey and said:
"Stop. What did you say?"

"I told you, I can travel a great distance with just one somersault!"

The monkey repeated it in a boastful tone, thinking that his cheap master was deeply shocked by his flying speed that was unmatched in the three realms.

However, Tang Xuanci said, "No, the previous sentence."

The monkey frowned, not understanding why, and his mood was not as high as before, but he still repeated:
"I have the power of seventy-two kinds of earthly transformations."

"Tell me again, what changed?"

"Seventy-two changes!" the monkey said impatiently.

"Seventy-two kinds of what?"

The corner of the monkey's mouth twitched slightly, and a murderous look appeared in his eyes. He took a deep breath and roared:

"Seventy-two transformations!!!"

Tang Xuanci was screaming in his heart, but he suppressed his excitement for the time being and said expressionlessly:
"I don't believe it~"

(End of this chapter)