Super Hero Monk: Hormones Journey to the West

Chapter 96 Born to be a scientist!

Hearing these three infuriating words, the monkey's patience almost reached its limit. He really wanted to slap the deaf and stupid monk in front of him to death!

Fortunately, Tang Xuanci followed up with another sentence: "Change yourself and let me see."

After hearing these words, the monkey let out a breath of anger and immediately decided to use his big knife to beat the butt of the cowardly master in front of him to open his eyes!
Tang Xuanci suddenly felt his soul throbbing, and a powerful spiritual consciousness scanned through his body, making him shudder.

The next second, the monkey suddenly transformed into a handsome man who was so handsome that he stunned him and gave him the illusion that he was looking in a mirror!
The real one is:
Looking back at the lonely wild goose, the shadow of the clouds is so strong and masculine.
There is no trace of an ugly monkey at all, she is the beauty queen of the Tang Dynasty!
Tang Xuanci recalled that when he was at Shuangchaling, he had asked Bai Niangzi if he could change his appearance into Mao Dalang to facilitate combat operations.

But Bai Niangzi said that she was okay at transforming into mortal animals. After observing carefully for a while, she could look about 80% similar.

But the textures of the demon body and the body tempered by the cultivator are completely different, and most of them are not something she can transform into.

After all, change is not illusion~
The latter is just a smokescreen and cannot withstand scrutiny.

The former is what you see is what you get. Theoretically, as long as you don’t make mistakes, even the Golden Immortal cannot see through it.

No comparison, no harm~
At this moment, Tang Xuanci stared at the "self" that the monkey had transformed into in a second, first observing the whole, then the details.
I focused on the part of my body that I admire the most, and found that the size, shape, color... even the wrinkles were exactly the same!
He yelled in his heart, and finally shouted out praise:
"Awesome! Goku, you're really fucking awesome!"

The emotional value is instantly maximized!
The monkey looked at his naive appearance, and the anger in his heart disappeared. He suddenly felt that this cheap master was much more pleasing to the eye. At least he was a connoisseur and knew how powerful he was!
"Master, thank you for your praise. This is effortless for me, so it's nothing to worry about~ Hehehehe..."

It laughed triumphantly like a monkey, jumped up and down while swinging the baby's arms. It jumped onto a rock and squatted in a wretched manner, looking very weird.

Tang Xuanci excitedly asked the beaker:

"Did you hear that? It said it can transform into seventy-two things! A full seventy-two things. What's that level? Can it rub a large swastika with its hands?"

Beaker Road:
"There are only thirty-six variations in electromagnetic force. If the concept is correct, then at least half of the seventy-two variations mentioned are beyond the scope of electromagnetic force and most likely include variations in the strong and weak forces within the atomic nucleus.

"So it seems possible to rub a hydrogen bomb by hand.

“However, whether it is truly proficient in so many variations remains to be verified.

"You know, according to the intelligence held by the Mother Planet Joint Defense Bureau~
"The most powerful person recognized by the enemy immortal cultivation civilization at that time was said to have only mastered seventy transformations.

"The enemy spy who invaded our land and posed the greatest threat, codenamed 'Mr. Changing Star', only mastered sixty-three transformations.

"So, if Wukong's words are completely true, then his level is simply terrifyingly high."

This guy is born to be a spy!
When Tang Xuanci thought of the dog spy who could not be caught no matter what, who made the iris and DNA recognition systems completely ineffective, and forced various military departments to change access codes and contact codes every day... he couldn't help but admit defeat.

Looking at the monkey, he asked again tentatively: "Wukong, besides changing into a human, can you change into other things?"

"What's so difficult about this?"

The monkey sneered, jumped off the rock, and transformed into an ancient tree, its roots deeply rooted in the earth, its branches and leaves

"Fuck! That's awesome! So awesome... Then can you turn it into a house? A three-bedroom, two-living-room one?"

"What's so difficult about this?"

"Holy shit, you can even do that! So awesome... Then can you transform something made of metal, like the Simuwu Ding, with intricate patterns on it?"

“Easy, easy!”

Amidst the shouts of "Awesome", the monkey, who had not acted pretentious for five hundred years, felt so happy that he completely forgot that he was expelled from the sect just for showing off his transformations.

As the monkey's transformations became more and more astonishing, Tang Xuanci became extremely excited and completely forgot about the "monkey killing" plan from a few minutes ago.

After being reminded by Beaker, Tang Xuanci threw out one final test: "Besides transforming yourself, can you transform something outside of yourself through the air? For example, turn this stone into my magic spear!"

As he spoke, he picked up a stone with his left hand and raised the Air revolver in his right hand.

The reason I ask this is because the spiritual consciousness is strongest only in the Dantian and meridians. After it passes through the body, it will follow the inverse square law like electromagnetic force and gravity, and will become weaker the farther away it is.

This is to further test its strength.

The monkey heard the words and quickly transformed back into its original form. It looked at Tang Xuanci and paused before smiling:
"You, the monk, must have known that the demon, though possessing an immortal body, could transform into anything he wanted, yet you are trying to embarrass me with this difficult question.

"But you don't know that I have eighty-four thousand feathers on my body, each of which can transform and adapt to whatever happens.

"Not to mention transforming this dead thing in your hand, even if it means turning a whole mountain of living creatures into something, it's no problem at all!"

After saying that, it pulled out a handful of monkey hair and blew it around.

In an instant~
Tang Xuanci only felt that the size of the stone in his left hand changed, and it turned into a revolver Air that looked and felt exactly the same.

Seeing visible changes happening before my eyes, the environment soon changed completely——

The bare mountain top has become a forest, with all kinds of birds and beasts chasing and playing.

He and the monkey were also standing under a pavilion, and there were four beauties, ABCD, who tremblingly brought fruits and snacks and placed them on the stone table nearby for them to enjoy.

Looking at everything around him, Tang Xuanci was already in a trance. He sniffed the air and felt that the body fragrance and tea fragrance were real.

He squeezed the largest cup in front of him, and it felt genuine!
I picked up another peach and took a bite. It was really delicious!
Awesome! And! Force! It!
"How do you explain this?" Tang Xuanci asked Beaker excitedly.

Beaker Road:
“Due to the lack of experimental data, it is still unknown.

"But now it is reasonable to speculate that in addition to the components that have collapsed into macroscopic matter, its monkey hair should also contain superposition matter with considerable mass and energy, that is, a probability cloud composed of multiple possible components.

“There are also structures similar to meridians that facilitate the storage of spirits.

"Obviously, it didn't just decompose and reorganize the molecules and atoms of the stone in your hand into a gun.

"Instead, he blew a strand of monkey hair over, collapsed the probability cloud within the hair into the element closest to the gun, and then manipulated the four fundamental forces to create this gun.

"This is probably a trick. But even so, it's still amazing.

"Imagine if it could fully master the mathematics, physics, and chemistry of its home planet's civilization, and combine it with the seventy-two transformations~
"That's a conservative estimate. At least 80% of technological products can be directly transformed by consuming spiritual consciousness and monkey hair."

What the hell!

Tang Xuanci seemed to see a scene one day in the future where monkeys plucked out all the hair on their bodies, rolled them into 84,000 intercontinental missiles carrying Big Ivan, and threw them towards Lingshan together.

"This is a natural born scientist!

He thought excitedly:

“This monkey must be kept and must not be killed.

"Damn, this holy body of scientific research, even if it was sent by the society to escort me, the benefits far outweigh the risks.

"I want to take it in as my little brother, teach it math, physics, and chemistry, and let it work for us!"

(End of this chapter)