Super Hero Monk: Hormones Journey to the West

Chapter 97: Monkey released from prison
"Hehehehe, how about it? I'm not bragging, but when it comes to transformation skills, I dare to say I'm second to none. No one in these three realms dares to claim first place!"

The monkey laughed wildly, and turned everything around him into monkey hair again, leaving only a stone table and the fruits and snacks on it.

Tang Xuanci looked at its pointed face, monkey cheeks, and deep eye sockets, and thought it was very cute. He laughed heartily and said,

"Wukong, there's nothing more to say. You've passed the test, and I'll accept you as my disciple.

“As the saying goes, once a teacher, always a father, from now on I will be your real father.

"As long as you listen to my teachings, I will teach you everything I know and even my most powerful skills!"

Ah this?

He? Teach me skills?

The smile on the monkey's face froze and he felt a little confused.

Tang Xuanci was overjoyed and rushed forward with a bear hug, wrapping the monkey tightly with his 1.9-meter-tall body. He couldn't help but rub his chin against its furry head to express his love!
In this 0.12 second moment~
The stunned monkey felt his whole body tighten, and his torso and limbs were restrained by pressure... It was simply a nightmare feeling.

Or is it a nightmare that lasts for five hundred years!
Murderous intent flashed in the monkey's golden eyes, and the monkey instinctively released a terrifying aura, sending Tang Xuanci flying over a hundred meters.

"Bang", he couldn't control himself and crashed into a cliff.

The rocks cracked and flew, and he suffered multiple fractures in his body, even his skull was cracked.

Without making a sound, his consciousness was completely drained and he passed out.

Wait until you wake up again~
He was already lying on his side on the flat ground, and the gravel beneath him was a bit rough.

After struggling to open his eyelids, he saw the monkey had also fallen beside him.

His eyes were rolling, and his expression was extremely ferocious, as if he had lived a life worse than death, but was unwilling to close his eyes in death.

But, it seems like he is still breathing.

"Fuck, what's going on with this muscle tyrant?"

As soon as he tried to recall, he felt dizzy and felt severe pain from his broken bones and damaged organs.

At this time, Beaker's delicate voice rang out:
"Wukong was trapped under the mountain for five hundred years, and it's very likely that he developed a temporary fear of oppression, a subtype of claustrophobia.

“Once patients enter a small or crowded environment, their spirits will be strongly stimulated.

"So, when you hugged it just now, it became stressed and accidentally hurt you."

Tang Xuanci was speechless and choked. While adjusting his blood and endocrine system, promoting blood circulation and removing blood stasis, he also sutured the broken bones, performing low-intensity healing first, and then asked:

"Then why did this monkey also faint?"

Beaker says:
"Just now you suddenly lost consciousness, and I couldn't confirm the situation. I was afraid it would kill you, so I immediately recited the tight spell."

Ah this?

"I'm dizzy, can you still chant a spell?"

"Yes. This spell can be used by any mortal. It can be used to interfere with the divine consciousness by using thoughts, and the computing power required is also very small. Therefore, as long as your divine consciousness is not completely destroyed, I can help you activate the spell."

"That's fine. If it ever tries to knock me out and take me to heaven, just curse it to death!"

"Okay. But this tight hoop combined with the spells you know cannot completely kill the recipient. Otherwise, Wukong should be dead."

"..." Tang Xuanci said, "You're really decisive and ruthless."

"I also discovered an important piece of information."

Beaker reported meticulously:
“You just received a severe blow to the head, which caused damage to your consciousness.

"At that moment, I detected that the entanglement between the seal and the tight hoop in your body suddenly changed, as if it had entered a state of being about to be activated.

"And judging by the current situation, after Goku knocked you flying, his first reaction should have been to pull you out of the rubble and rescue you.

"When I activated the Tightening Curse, your various life indicators suddenly recovered. This should be because it was suppressing its discomfort and casting the spell to save you.

"That is, it's worried that you might die."

"Combining the above two points, I reasonably speculate that the tight hoop also has a 'cradle-like' negative trigger system, which is bound to you.

“Once your consciousness dies, the cradle will stop, the baby will wake up, and the tight hoop will be activated by another command.

"At this point, the monkey might really be killed." Huh?

Tang Xuanci murmured, "So, if I die, it will be doomed too?"

Beaker:

"Yes. Guanyin put the tight hoop on Wukong, which shows that she doesn't have complete trust in him.

"Judging from the legend of Five Finger Mountain and various previous signs, Wukong is not a Buddhist disciple at all. He is more like a criminal sentenced to 500 years in prison.

"Guanyin used both carrot and stick to convince her to send you to heaven."

When Tang Xuanci heard this, he suddenly understood.

He didn't dare say how accurate he was at judging people, but he was knowledgeable about criminals and had a relatively good understanding of them.

If you think about it this way, the monkey is now like a thug who has just been released from prison!
Before he went in, he was so crazy that he wanted to do whatever he wanted to anyone and didn't even pay attention to me.

But after experiencing the harsh beating of the law, especially after being released from prison after five hundred years, shouldn't one be more cautious?
Tang Xuanci knew that people like this could be divided into three categories.

The first type is not afraid at all after being released from prison. They will only sum up their experience, strive to become bigger and stronger, and create greater glory.

The second type has been frightened and wants to turn over a new leaf, actively integrate into society, and strive to be a good person... But the fire in their hearts will never be extinguished. Even if it is blown out, it will be ignited again and then create greater glory.

The third type is someone who is completely frightened and has no energy left, and then this person is... fine.

Tang Xuanci himself undoubtedly belongs to the first category.

He felt that monkeys should belong to the second category.

But as long as it is not the third type, it is a good thing. As long as the fire in its heart is rekindled, we can lead it to create glory again, flatten Lingshan with nuclear weapons, and capture Lingxiao!
Just as he was thinking about it, he saw the monkey's body tremble, and its pair of golden eyes rolled down, staring at him with fatigue and surprise.

At this time, it had only been a few minutes since they both fell unconscious.

Beaker immediately reminded:
"You can use words to trick it. First, confirm whether the tight cradle system is real."

Damn, I feel like your little beaker has become smarter again... Tang Xuanci muttered in his heart, thought for a moment, and said to the monkey:

"Wukong, what were you doing just now? You hit me so hard that you killed me. You will die with me."

Sure enough, the monkey did not deny it, and it was obvious that he had known about the threat for a long time.

It gritted its teeth, jumped up, took out the needle from its ear, inserted it under the hoop and pried it open with force.

But it was all in vain. No matter how hard it tried, even if it turned itself into a small fly, the hoop seemed to have taken root and was difficult to loosen.

"Ah ah ah ah ah ah!"

It was so furious that it turned the needle into a big red stick with two flowers and started hitting around wildly, shaking the earth and almost frightening to death a dozen monsters around it that were dying but not fainted.

Seeing it like this, Tang Xuanci was secretly delighted. After it had finished venting its anger, he began to "advise":

"Wukong...Wukong, are you okay? Why do you look like this? Could it be that you didn't wear this hoop voluntarily?"

"voluntary!?"

The monkey gnashed his teeth and said:
"It was all that damn... Avalokitesvara Bodhisattva under the seat of Mahavairocana. He tricked me into wearing it while I was trapped in the mountains!

"So that I must do my best to send you safely to the Western Paradise, until you achieve enlightenment, and then I can pick you off."

As it spoke, the anger on its face subsided and it sighed helplessly, as if it had accepted this reality.

Seeing this, Tang Xuanci tried to add fuel to the fire by using the art of language.

But the monkey just complained and didn't get angry again.

After casting a spell to heal him, the monkey also said that he had been late for several days in arriving at Wuzhi Mountain and must hurry on his way as soon as possible so as not to delay his trip.

It seems that even without its brothers, it knows where to go next.

Tang Xuanci cursed the monkey in his heart, saying that he was a coward and had no energy left.

But out of caution, I decided not to reveal my position for the time being and decided to observe the monkey first.

When his bones had healed enough to bear weight, he picked up his Air revolver and a sharp spear, and under the monkey's suspicious gaze, he killed all the remaining demons on the top of the mountain, then built a fire and started barbecuing.

(End of this chapter)