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Chapter 524 Chongming, you have a crush on my grandmother, and your wifepartner is my grandmother.
Chapter 524 Chongming, you have a crush on my grandmother, and your wife/partner is my grandmother.
Jiang Chacha frowned: "What flower, what fruit, what love tribulation? Big cat, you're getting more and more unreliable."
Er Daduo nodded in agreement, "Yes, big cat, she's only been away from Youdu Mountain for less than three days. Where could she possibly go to experience love tribulations and bear fruit?"
"Oh, if you insist on saying she has a love tribulation, then it's with Jin Tuotuo. For nearly 1000 years, she's had the most contact with that tomcat, Jin Tuotuo!"
Jiang Chacha, looking rather disdainful, chimed in, "Different species, reproductive isolation. I, a ten-thousand-year-old demon, would look down on a little cat demon who is less than a thousand years old!"
Xuanhu clenched his fingers and lowered them, his gaze shifting from Erdaduo's face to Jiang Chacha's. "My calculations are correct, little Chacha. Be careful. Whether human, god, ghost, demon, or monster, every species has its own gears of destiny."
"The gears of fate keep turning every day, and no one can change that. I've calculated it, but I can only remind you how to avoid danger."
"If you don't take precautions, you can easily suffer irreparable damage when danger is imminent."
Jiang Chacha knows herself perfectly well. She has never left Beihai Youdu Mountain, nor has she fallen in love with anyone. Therefore, she is not subject to any romantic tribulations.
She replied to Xuanhu somewhat perfunctorily, "I know, thanks for the reminder. I'll find a dragon and eat, drink, and sleep with it every day!"
Xuanhu chuckled: "You have a dragon right beside you. You don't need to look for it. Just follow it!"
Jiang Chacha: "???"
Is there a dragon beside her?
She had only a dog, a cat, and a mouse with her.
Where did the dragon come from?
The big cat has gone astray in the human world and is becoming increasingly unreliable.
Jiang Chacha nodded: "I understand, I'm leaving!"
Xuanhu nodded, watching them leave and disappear into the distance. He took off his robe, revealing his strong upper body, picked up the hose, and continued watering his flowers and plants.
"Wow, what a big tabby cat! It must weigh over 20 pounds. It's shiny and glossy, with those stripes, those whiskers, and those eyes. It looks like a little tiger."
"Keep your voice down, keep your voice down, don't scare it away, or we won't be able to catch it and take it to get neutered."
"Yes, yes, look how it's panting with its tongue sticking out! Wow, what a top-notch tabby! Dark black paws, smart fur on the tips of its ears, and stubborn fur inside its ears—it's so handsome!"
After Jin Tuotuo saw his mortal enemy, the original owner of the mountain, Xuanhu, run away in one breath, he had no direction. He would just burrow into any open space and run through any empty road. After running for more than an hour, he finally stopped to catch his breath. He heard humans praising his original form. He was wagging his tail happily when he heard the word "sterilization".
He turned his head, let out a sharp meow, and bared his teeth at the person who spoke, looking fierce. He didn't want to be neutered or have his bell cut!
However, as Jin Tuotuo bared his teeth at the person speaking, a veterinarian fired a tranquilizer gun at his buttocks from the other side.
As the potion entered his body, Jin Tuotuo's eyes widened, his body went limp, his demonic power vanished, and he roared inwardly, "I don't want to be sterilized and have my bell cut off!"
"Wow, it's so long and its muscles are so firm. It feels so good. My goodness, 20 pounds is a conservative estimate, it must weigh 30 pounds."
"Look at its fur, look at its slicked-back hair! It really takes very good care of itself, it's so shiny and glossy!"
People who love to catch stray cats and dogs, sterilize them, and adopt them came to Jin Tuotuo's side, touched it, weighed it in their hands, and expressed their feelings.
"It's the biggest tabby cat I've ever seen. It looks even more handsome and is much bigger than its ancestor, the mountain tabby."
"Do you think this huge tabby cat is a reverted mountain tabby? Isn't it a waste of its genes to just sterilize it and cut off its bell?"
“I also think that such a big tabby cat is really rare. It would be a waste to remove the bell. Why don’t we find it a few more girlfriends and breed it with a few of them so that its superior genes can be passed down?”
"Yes, yes, we have a beautiful long-haired calico cat at home. The kittens produced by the two of them working together can be absolutely gorgeous!"
"Let's go, what are we waiting for? Let's take this big tabby cat home, breed it, have kittens, and raise a bunch of amazing cats!"
Jin Tuotuo was picked up by cat and dog lovers, who happily began to imagine that the beautiful calico and the pretty tabby cat had given birth to a cub!
"Hey, where's Jin Tuotuo?" Jiang Chacha had walked halfway and was almost at the car when she remembered Jin Tuotuo and turned to ask Er Daduo.
Er Daduo looked around and said, "I didn't see him. He was probably scared by the big cat and ran back to the Three Realms Office. Ignore him!"
Jiang Chacha said disdainfully, "It's clearly his fault for taking over the big cat's territory. The big cat doesn't bother with him, but he acts like the big cat bullied him whenever he sees the big cat. What a scheming cat!"
Erdaduo shrugged: "There's nothing I can do. It's all because the big cat spoils him and indulges him. Not only does it give him the mountain, but it also gives him the cave, cultivation treasures, spiritual herbs, and everything else. I'm so envious and jealous that I wish I were that scheming cat!"
If it weren't for the big cat spoiling him, how could a cat demon who is less than a thousand years old possibly beat Jiang Chacha and him?
Alas, a demon without a powerful backer is as pitiful and stumbling as him, born and raised by nature to cultivate!
Jiang Chacha nodded: "Alright, ignore him, get in the car, let's rush to the next paranormal case!"
Er Daduo agreed and followed Jiang Chacha!
This time, Jiang Chacha didn't sit in the front passenger seat, but in the back seat.
Unexpectedly, Chongming appeared beside her as soon as she sat down.
Er Daduo originally wanted to go in, but when he saw Chongming Shangshen next to him, he chickened out, closed the car door, and got into another car.
Bai Miaomiao became the driver and took the opportunity to lower the front and rear partitions. It wasn't that she didn't want to gossip, but the pressure from the great demon and the god was too strong. As a mere shaman, she couldn't handle it at all!
Jiang Chacha frowned and looked at Chongming, her tone unfriendly: "Why are you here?"
Chongming turned to the side, looked at her, and spoke in a low, slightly hoarse voice: "I'll go on missions with you!"
Jiang Chacha was annoyed with him: "You, surnamed Chong, with your status and position, how can I not trust you to go on a mission with me?" Chong Ming stared at her and asked in return: "What is my status and position? According to age, when you went through the great war, I wasn't even born yet, was I?"
Although he has lived for tens of millions of years in the torrent of time searching for her, according to the ages of the Heavenly Realm, Demon Realm, and Human Realm where they are now, she is over ten thousand years old, while he is less than ten thousand years old!
Jiang Chacha blurted out in rebuttal: "You say I experienced the ancient war, why don't you say I experienced the ancient war between the lich and the demon?"
"The Great War? They weren't even as good as me during the Great War. If you don't believe me, go ask my grandma. She found me hundreds of years after the Great War, brought me back to Youdu Mountain, and helped me cultivate into a human."
Chongming narrowed his dark, abyss-like eyes: "Did your grandmother tell you all this?"
Jiang Chacha frankly admitted, "Yes, that's what my grandma told me. I'm her only granddaughter, she couldn't possibly lie to me, could she?"
Chongming looked at her for a long time before saying in a conciliatory tone, "You're right, your maternal grandmother only has you as her granddaughter, she wouldn't lie to you!"
He couldn't tell her that her grandmother had lied to her, because she wouldn't believe him anyway.
Her memory has been distorted, more than once.
Jiang Chacha retorted sarcastically, "It's good that you know she wouldn't lie to me, so stop trying to sow discord between us!"
Chongming was neither angry nor annoyed: "I did not try to sow discord between you and her. I know she treats you very well."
Xuanyuan Longbai's reputation in the Three Realms is not only for having many lovers, but also for his fiery temper and protectiveness, especially of the demon race.
Seriously speaking, most people in the Three Realms would call her the Demon King, and her achievements and abilities certainly justify that title.
Jiang Chacha gave him the order to leave: "Alright, I don't need your presence on this mission. Get out of here!"
Chongming didn't roll away. He took out a piece of paper and handed it to her: "Take a look. It's a newly released SS-level emergency supernatural mission. It might involve your demon race's missing sacred beast, Bai Ze!"
Bai Ze, a sacred beast of the demon race, is knowledgeable about all things and can speak eloquently. Legend has it that it is the most intelligent of the demon race and told Ji Xuanyuan about the gods and ghosts of the world before the great battle.
The legendary strategist of the demon race, who survived the ancient war, possesses the Bai Ze Map, which contains all things in the Three Realms, Five Elements, and Six Paths.
Jiang Chacha frowned, took the paper, and said as she read, "Bai Ze has disappeared without a trace for a thousand years since the great war."
"My grandmother, the other demons of Youdu Mountain have searched high and low, even to the heavens and the earth, but they couldn't find her. Where did you get this information from?"
Chongming replied, "The human realm."
After reading what was written on the paper, Jiang Chacha lifted her eyelids to look at Chongming: "According to what is recorded here, he is in the Undying Kingdom."
"As far as I know, the Undying Kingdom has long since vanished. How could he possibly be there?"
As Chongming gazed into her dark, piercing eyes, he thought of the time in the M31 star system when they were entwined and making love. He would kiss her eyes, and she would wrap her arms around his neck, straddle him, and laugh with a happy, alluring, and passionate smile that he could never get enough of.
Jiang Chacha waited for his answer, but saw him staring at her blankly, as if recalling someone he was looking at. Her voice turned cold, and she asked sharply, "Hey, I'm talking to you about Bai Ze. Who are you looking at?"
Chongming snapped out of his daze, his eyelids drooping slightly, his voice low: "My wife, my partner!"
Jiang Chacha was taken aback: "You have a wife and a partner?"
Chongming rubbed the ring on his finger, his voice growing lower and hoarse: "Yes, I miss her so much, I love her so much!"
No, Grandma didn't say he was going to find a partner to go through a love tribulation, and that she should stay far away from him so he wouldn't get involved!
He's telling her now that he has a partner, that he misses her, and that he loves her. It turns out she'd been listening to her grandmother all this time, trying to avoid being laughed at.
Jiang Chacha coughed lightly and asked in a soft voice, "You have a partner, you miss her, you love her, why are you looking through my eyes? If you miss her, go tell her; if you love her, go hug her."
Chongming slightly lifted his lowered eyelids to look at Jiang Chacha, his eyes filled with sorrow and desolation.
When Jiang Chacha met his gaze, she felt a strange tug at her heartstrings, a mix of pain and sourness.
Chongming looked at her and said, "I told her that she has forgotten me. I don't dare to hug her. She's on guard against me."
Jiang Chacha exclaimed in surprise, "Is it that bad?"
Goodness, he is a god above the tenth heaven.
He inherited the divine power of his father god, and is the only winged ancestor of the Yellow Emperor, Yinglong, in the Three Realms, Five Elements and Six Paths!
He couldn't have what he wanted, nor could he love?
Is love really that terrifying?
Chongming's lips twitched slightly as he slowly nodded: "Yes, it's that bad."
Jiang Chacha suddenly realized something: "Wait a minute, you said you have a partner, you have a wife, so why did you ask me to date you before, saying that dating requires two people with love brains? Are you playing me?"
Chongming sighed deeply as he faced Jiang Chacha, who had lost her memory and had no recollection of him whatsoever: "I wasn't playing a trick on you. My wife is also a demon."
"No, no, you are a supreme god, an ancient god, and your wife is a demon, a demon of our demon race?"
Jiang Chacha's pupils constricted, and she stammered out what she had just said. Then, as if remembering something, she slapped her leg and spoke with great enthusiasm.
"Chongming Shangshen, the wife and partner you speak of is my maternal grandmother. You are one of my maternal grandmother's ex-partners and lovers?"
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