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Chapter 525 You have a crush on my grandmother and want to bribe me with dragon blood? No way!

Chapter 525 You have a crush on my grandmother and want to bribe me with dragon blood? No way!
The sadness and sorrow in Chongming's eyes vanished instantly because of Jiang Chacha's anger: "Jiang Chacha, you're such a blockhead!"

What do you mean she's really a blockhead?
She was originally a living tree!

The dragons in the sky are so refined that they don't even know how to curse demons.

Jiang Chacha readily assumed that the wife and partner Chongming mentioned was her maternal grandmother, her eyes brimming with interest. She immediately asked with gossip and curiosity, "Chongming, is your wife and partner really my maternal grandmother? How long have you two been dating?"

"Is it because you want me to ask for your grandmother's recognition and a formal title, and since she won't give it to you, you're breaking up with me and taking a love pill to forget about me?"

Seeing her curious expression and her moving closer to him, Chongming forgot that she was supposed to be wary of him: "Jiang Chacha Demon Envoy, you have quite the imagination, you're always thinking outside the box."

Jiang Chacha blinked her beautiful black eyes, "Are you just being stubborn?"

Now it makes sense, now it makes sense. His wife's partner is his maternal grandmother, which explains why his grandmother told him to be wary of him!
Her maternal grandmother was afraid that their love-hate relationship would implicate her, so she told her to be wary of him to prevent him from losing control of her grandmother and taking revenge on her, the younger one!
Chongming was amused by her: "Jiang Chacha, I think you're asking for a beating!"

Jiang Chacha grinned and said, "Did I hit a nerve?"

Chongming denied it: "No, I have no personal relationship with Demon King Xuanyuan Longbai. Don't talk nonsense!"

Jiang Chacha moved a little closer to Chongming, patted him on the shoulder, and comforted him with a mixture of earnestness and schadenfreude.

"Chongming High God, don't explain. I understand, I understand everything, I comprehend it completely. It's perfectly normal for you to like and love a demon as beautiful and powerful as my grandmother, who is unparalleled in the Three Realms."

There's a saying in the human world that goes, "Regardless of race, admiring strength is innate." She carries a label that everyone in the three realms likes.

"Don't feel guilty. Think of yourself as the first person who is so devoted to my grandmother that he would risk his life for her."

"I'll tell you a secret, I have a neighbor in Youdu Mountain. He's a fallen immortal from heaven. I heard he came down here to pursue my grandmother. He's been here in Youdu Mountain for two or three thousand years, and the two of them are now good friends."

“That fallen immortal, out of love for me, also treated me exceptionally well. He would put any good spiritual plants he could find into my mouth and bury them under my tree roots.”

"Also, my grandma went to a small world to find a spiritual medicine and fell in love with a powerful cultivator there. Good heavens, after they broke up, my grandma told me that the powerful cultivator destroyed the entire small world, but he just wouldn't break up with my grandma. Their love was so moving, but it didn't move my grandma at all."

"And then there's the story of my grandmother falling in love with a human. She stayed with him from his early twenties until her death, when she finally separated from him and returned to the demon realm. But that man couldn't forget my grandmother. He was willing to suffer in the River Styx, living a life worse than death, rather than forget my grandmother and be reincarnated."

"That's not the main point, there's more..."

Jiang Chacha became more and more excited as she talked, and the more she felt that Chongming was no different from her grandmother's lovers, except that he couldn't get her and was restless and anxious, trying every means to pursue her again.

Of course, unlike his lovers, who were unaware of his granddaughter's existence, he was aware of hers.

He wanted to take advantage of his proximity and, by extension, his love for her, to indirectly salvage his relationship.

Chongming didn't hear what Jiang Chacha said, but just watched her rosy lips babbling and touching each other, her eyes shining like the stars in the sky.

He searched for her for tens of millions of years. He missed her so much that his soul ached, his bones ached, and his whole body ached.

Jiang Chacha chattered on and on, recounting many of her grandmother's love stories. When she finally stopped talking, she met Chongming's eyes, and her heart skipped a beat for no apparent reason. She looked away from him and abruptly changed the subject.

“Take my advice, let go when you should. My grandma broke up with you, your fate is over. It’s no use trying to please me or cling to me. I will not help you pursue my grandma again.”

Chongming couldn't resist and placed his hand on her head, giving it a good ruffled squeeze. His voice was deep and filled with a mixture of doting and helpless affection: "Don't talk nonsense!"

Jiang Chacha was stunned. The touch felt familiar, as if she had been rubbed on the head like that by him sometime before.

Seeing her dazed, Chongming didn't remove his hand from her head. Feeling her warmth, he was like a drowning person grabbing a lifeline, unwilling to let go, holding on tightly. Holding on tightly allowed him to breathe, to live, and to ease the surging, unvented longing.

Jiang Chacha snapped out of her daze, as if awakened from hibernation, and was about to strike his hand when the car suddenly braked sharply with a loud bang.

Due to inertia, Jiang Chacha tilted forward, about to crash into the partition in front of her, when Chongming caught her around the waist and pulled her back.

The demon and the god were inseparable, as if this embrace transcended mountains and seas, and time itself had once again brought them closer.

"I'm sorry, I'm sorry, a big cat suddenly appeared on the road..." Bai Miaomiao opened the partition and hurriedly turned to apologize to Jiang Chacha and Chongming, but saw the two of them hugging, and her voice stopped abruptly.

Jiang Chacha felt as if she had been hit on the head with a stick. Her head buzzed, and she frantically struggled to break free from Chongming and gain her freedom. Before she could even sit down, the car door was pulled open, and Jin Tuotuo, looking disheveled, rushed in and sat in her seat, forcefully pushing her towards Chongming.

Jiang Chacha and Chongming were now arm in arm and leg in leg, their warmth passing through each other's bodies.

Jiang Chacha tried to move away from him, but Jin Tuotuo hugged her tightly, wailing with tears and snot streaming down his face: "You green tea bitch, I'm not clean anymore, I'm dirty, waaaaaah!"

“Foolish human, give me a sedative, touch my back, touch my belly, touch my bell.”

"I am a cat, I am a cat. What's the difference between them touching my belly and touching my crotch? Touching my bell is just being a pervert."

"Waaaaah, I've never been so wronged before. I've never lost face like this before. I don't want to live anymore. I don't want to live anymore."

Jiang Chacha was held so tightly by him that she couldn't move. Her body was covered in tears and snot. She tried to struggle, but couldn't. So she tilted her head towards Chongming and said with disgust, "You're a cat. Humans love cats the most. What's wrong with touching you? It doesn't shed any fur. Why are you howling? Who are you blaming?"

"With your original body, you're long, thick, and strong, with thick fur and imposing stripes. You're a plush toy, a cat lover. Who can resist touching you?"

"It's nothing, it's nothing. It's just touching my crotch and my nipples a couple of times. It's nothing, it's nothing. Don't take it seriously. If someone who isn't human gets touched, treat them like an animal!"

Jin Tuotuo let go of her, pointing at her and cursing, "You damn green tea! I'm not clean anymore, I'm tainted, and you're still gloating here? You're still saying it's okay to touch me a couple of times?"

"How can it be nothing? How can you say it's nothing? Think about when you turned into your true form, I just scratched you a couple of times, and you grabbed me and beat me to death. People touched my crotch and bells, is that a small matter?" Jiang Chacha was sprayed with spittle by him, and her body was almost close to Chongming's arms, squeezing him so much that he had no room to move: "Let's talk this out, don't get excited. You are a cat, I am a tree. We are different species and cannot be compared."

"Besides, even if humans pet you, kiss you, hug you, or touch your crotch, there's nothing they can do. Humans are too fragile and can't withstand your demonic power. They're petty and hold grudges. Okay, forget it."

Jin Tuotuo's eyes widened, his pupils slits: "What do you mean 'let it go'? How can it be let go? Besides having my crotch touched and my bell touched, I was also licked by a little cat demon!"

Jiang Chacha exclaimed, "Ah! The little cat demon has met its own kind?"

With tears streaming down her face, Jin Tuotuo's cheeks suddenly flushed slightly: "Yes, I met someone of my kind, a stunning beauty from the cat world."

Jiang Chacha raised her voice: "A great beauty in the cat world, a calico, or a tortoiseshell?"

Jin Tuotuo wiped away her tears and immediately said shyly, "Sanhua, you don't know how beautiful her flowers are, and how long her fur is. She's like a fairy."

Jiang Chacha exclaimed, "Are you sure the stunning beauty you saw was a stunning beauty, and not a handsome man?"

"You know, even the Three Flowers can produce handsome men. Once a handsome man appears, he is more beautiful than a great beauty."

Jin Tuotuo's shyness vanished instantly, and he stared straight at Jiang Chacha: "I said she's a three-flower beauty, so she's a three-flower beauty. Why are you arguing with me and saying she's a handsome guy?"

Jiang Chacha immediately admitted her mistake: "Oh, my mistake, my mistake. She is a great beauty, not a handsome man."

"But then again, even if you cats are top beauties, calico, their coat pattern can't compare to that of big cats. Big cats' coat patterns are much prettier, black with reddish tinges, which turn crimson with patterns in the sunlight."

Jin Tuotuo snorted: "Xuanhu is an old cat, not a big cat. I've seen his pattern for hundreds of years. It's all black and I'm tired of looking at it."

"Anyway, I don't care. I've decided to fall in love, to pursue that top beauty in the cat world, the calico, and take her back to Youdu Mountain to have a litter of beautiful kittens with me."

Chongming was pressed against the car door by Jiang Chacha. He reached out to protect her, making her more comfortable leaning against him, and he could smell the tea fragrance on her body.

Jiang Chacha's lips twitched slightly as she splashed cold water on Jin Tuotuo's face: "You're a tabby cat, she's a three-flowered cat. You're almost 1000 years old, while she's at most two or three hundred. She's just recently taken human form and her life is still unstable. You're a great demon in front of her. Even if you two get together, you won't be able to have any kittens for at least a thousand or eight hundred years."

Jin Tuotuo retorted, "Who says I can't give birth? I'm so strong, I can have two litters a year, I'm telling you."

Jiang Chacha's lips twitched happily: "Right, right, you can have two litters a year, you can have ten litters in five years, so what are you crying to me for?"

Jin Tuotuo pouted: "I just feel like I'm not clean enough, and I'm not good enough for my beautiful Sanhua!"

Jiang Chacha angrily shouted, "Get out!"

Jin Tuotuo then sat up straight, stopped squeezing Jiang Chacha, and didn't forget to provoke her: "I'm not going to roll away!"

Jiang Chacha no longer needed to stick close to Chongming. She rolled her eyes at Jin Tuotuo and said to Bai Miaomiao, "Bai Miaomiao, tell the others that we are leaving the capital and heading to the Undying Kingdom."

Bai Miaomiao's heart skipped a beat when she heard about the Undying Kingdom, and she quickly replied, "Okay, I'll tell them."

The barrier was put back on, and the car restarted.

The other four factions couldn't believe their luck in going to the Land of the Undead.

Without Jiang Chacha in his arms, Chongming's heart, which had been full, felt empty again. He slowly closed his fingers, making a fist, as if he were trying to hold the warmth of her body in his hands and prevent it from escaping.

Jin Tuotuo wiped away her tears and snot and asked Jiang Chacha, "Jiang Chacha, where is the Land of the Undying? Why are we going to the Land of the Undying? We've only solved one of the five supernatural cases we took on before, and we still have four left to solve!"

Jiang Chacha showed him the paper Chongming had given her: "Look for yourself!"

Jin Tuotuo took the paper and exclaimed exaggeratedly, "We're going to find the sacred beast of the demon race, Bai Ze! Oh my god, if we find it, it will bless me and help me cultivate. Will I directly transform from a cat demon into a cat fairy?"

Jiang Chacha pointed her thumb backward at Chongming: "Instead of waiting to find Bai Ze to bestow blessings, why don't you just eat him? You'll become an immortal faster that way."

Jin Tuotuo chuckled: "I know my own weight. Let's find the sacred beast Bai Ze and wait for its blessing!"

Jiang Chacha scolded him: "Coward!"

Jin Tuotuo, not to be outdone, retorted, "You're so bold! Why don't you eat him and bury him under your tree roots as fertilizer?"

Jiang Chacha sighed softly, "The strength doesn't match, do you think I don't want to?"

The winged progenitor, Dahuang Yinglong, was 200-300 meters long in dragon form. It was thick, fat, and strong, and possessed powerful divine strength. By all accounts, it was excellent fertilizer.

Chongming pulled a bottle of dragon blood from his storage bag and handed it to Jiang Chacha: "I won't be your fertilizer, you can drink my blood."

Jiang Chacha and Jin Tuotuo's eyes nearly popped out of their sockets as they stared in disbelief at the dragon blood in the bottle in Chongming's hand.

Dragon blood—the ancestor, the Great Yellow Yinglong, is a treasure from head to toe. A single scale can be used to craft magical artifacts, a single whisker can be used to create divine artifacts, let alone a bottle of blood. Even a single drop of blood can imbue plants with consciousness and stones with spirit.

After a long pause, Jiang Chacha finally managed to say, "Is this really your blood?"

Chongming opened the bottle cap: "Of course, why don't you try it?"

What a strong smell of blood, what a strong spiritual energy, what a powerful cultivation level!

Jiang Chacha couldn't help but swallow hard, desperately wanting it, but knowing full well that there's no such thing as a free lunch, she steeled herself, pushed the dragon blood back, and declared righteously, "Chongming High God, even if you give me the dragon blood to help me cultivate, I will not betray my grandmother, become your lackey, or help you and my grandmother reconcile!"


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