Hong Kong Variety Show: A Hard Start for Chen Haonan

Chapter 26: Suffering for Cousin Zhou Wenli! No, it turns out that I am Cousin Ali!

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at the same time.

Zhou Wenli came down from the building angrily and looked at the street in front of the building. The place where Li Ang and his car were originally was empty.

Suddenly, she started cursing: "Assholes, all of them are assholes."

Then, he walked forward alone, carrying a bag full of clothes on his back.

Only after she walked some distance did Zhang Lang chase her downstairs.

"Wenli." Zhang Lang looked around and saw that Zhou Wenli was about to walk away, so he hurried forward to explain to her.

"Damn, you loser, why are you standing here with such a miserable face?" Li Ang's voice came.

He had just gone through a lot of beatings and scolding, and then used the dragon claw hand to protect his reputation. Then he drove back and came here, and saw Zhang Lang chasing him.

Zhang Lang looked at Zhou Wenli's back and wanted to chase her, but he was stopped by a car after just a few steps. He was about to scold this loser when he saw his brother Ang, who opened the car door and got out.

When Zhang Lang saw his brother Ang coming, he was suddenly filled with grief.

He had been calling "Brother Ang" for a long time. Even though he knew in his heart that the other party was his undercover, over time, he really regarded Li Ang as a big boss. It was like some cross-dressing bloggers who had been dressing as women for a long time. Even if they were straight men, psychological changes would occur over time.

"I've been cuckolded." When Zhang Lang saw his acquaintance, he covered his mouth and tears flowed uncontrollably.

With a slap, Li Ang slapped Zhang Lang on the head, which stunned Zhang Lang.

"You loser, aren't you here to be an undercover agent? Why are you getting involved in a love affair again?"

Li Ang was furious: "You should learn from me, your boss. For a business that can promote the economic development of the entire Hong Kong Island, I woke up several times in the middle of the night. Look at me, then look at you."

He was talking about the time when he canceled several transactions before he was finally robbed by the gang.

And there is absolutely nothing wrong with him saying that.

"No wonder you've ended up working as an undercover agent." Li Ang became angrier and angrier as he spoke. He hated seeing people crying over women the most.

After being slapped like this, Zhang Lang stopped crying. He looked at Li Ang stupidly, and suddenly remembered something: "Brother Ang, do you remember our identities?"

"That's not important." Li Ang said seriously, "Let's get back to the matter of you being cuckolded."

Zhang Lang's attention was immediately diverted, and he gritted his teeth:
"Damn, I don't know which loser is cheating on me."

"My girlfriend and I are so in love, and he's actually the third party. I'm going to kill him."

In his rage, he pointed to the sky and cursed, "I curse him to be hit by a car when he goes out!!"

Li Ang dodged to the side as a car passed by him. If he hadn't dodged quickly, he would have been hit. He angrily said, "Pujie, aren't you driving carefully?"

Seeing Zhang Lang looking at him, Li Ang said, "Go on."

Zhang Lang: "I curse him to be killed by a falling flowerpot when he goes out."

Li Ang's face changed and he took a step to the side. The next second, a flower pot fell from the upstairs and hit his feet.

"I'm picking on you. You have no sense of public morality." Li Ang cursed.

Zhang Lang looked at Li Ang suspiciously.

"Damn, I didn't check the almanac today." Li Ang cursed.

Then, he called up the search panel and searched, and found that no one was trying to murder him. Then he used the search panel to find an absolutely safe location.

At this time, he thought for a moment and said, "Okay, Alang, stop talking. Where is she? Break up with her right now. She's cheating on you. If you're a man, do as I say."

"Yes, break up. Did you think she was the only woman in Hong Kong?" Zhang Lang said loudly after hearing this, deliberately speaking to Zhou Wenli who was about to walk to the corner and disappear there in the distance.

Seeing that the other party did not respond at all, he shouted: "I'll give you one more chance. If you don't come back, we'll break up."

Zhou Wenli turned a corner without looking back and disappeared from Zhang Lang's sight.

Li Ang also looked in the direction Zhang Lang was looking, but didn't see it.

"Go upstairs and engage in the promising career of undercover." Li Ang patted Zhang Lang's shoulder.

Zhang Lang resolutely went upstairs, entered the room, and closed the door. He looked very normal, but too normal, too normal.

"Alang, are you okay?" Li Yunfei asked with concern.

"It's okay." Zhang Lang turned his head and looked at Li Yunfei expressionlessly, then went to the water dispenser to drink water as if nothing had happened. The water poured down his neck. It turned out that he didn't even open his mouth when drinking water.

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Li Ang waited downstairs for a while, and when he saw the agreed time, Zhou Wenli still hadn't come down.

"Could it be that she just came down, saw that I was not around, and left?" He muttered, started the car, and after driving for a distance, he saw Zhou Wenli walking in front with a big bag on her back.

Zhou Wenli's bag filled with clothes was too big, so she put it down from time to time, paused for a while, and then stubbornly put it on her back again.

"Can't we just take a taxi?" Li Ang slowly stopped beside the man. "Are you mad at someone, or are you breaking up? Get in the car."

"We broke up." Zhou Wenli said after getting in the car. She was in a low mood and didn't want to ask where Li Ang had just gone.

She repeated what happened above and said to Li Ang, "I'm sorry, I used you as a shield."

"It's okay," Li Ang said magnanimously. "You used me as a shield this time, but next time, I'll use my big sword to stab you. I hope your shouting won't disturb others."

Immediately, Li Ang and Zhou Wenli became united in their hatred of the enemy:
"Your boyfriend is such a piece of shit. You deliberately angered him and told him you cheated on him, and he believed it? Doesn't he know that women can be coaxed?"

"Alas, if I were your boyfriend, I would definitely not make you so sad."

"I am the only one who will believe you unconditionally."

"Look at you, you're so sad. I'll give you my shoulder to lean on."

Li Ang naturally put his arm around Zhou Wenli's shoulders.

Ding-dong, at this time Li Ang's mobile phone rang. Li Ang hung up several times, but the other party persisted. Li Ang had no choice but to answer the call. After the call was connected, Zhang Lang's voice came out.

It turned out that after returning upstairs, Zhang Lang still felt that he couldn't let go of his girlfriend, and Li Yunfei, who lived in the same room with him, was a divorced bachelor. He wanted to talk to someone, so he could only find Li Ang, and it was Brother Ang who asked him to break up with him just now.

"You still can't let go?" Li Ang was speechless after hearing Zhang Lang's words: "Maybe, your ex-girlfriend is being hugged by someone." Li Ang hugged Zhou Wenli.

Zhang Lang: "No way? She's not that kind of person."

"That's bullshit, stop being crazy. She told you right in front of you that she cheated on you, and you still don't believe it? You still want to coax her back. Think about why she cheated on you? It's because you coax her unconditionally, even when she makes a mistake, you coax her." Li Ang acted like a life mentor: "This kind of woman, you still say you trust her character."

Beside him, Zhou Wenli looked at Li Ang stupidly. This was what he had just said to her.

After hanging up the phone, Li Ang noticed Zhou Wenli's look and explained, "Oh, his situation is different from yours. He really was cheated on. Well, I'm a kind person at heart. Many people come to me to confide their problems, and every time I can solve their emotional problems quickly and easily."

……

Upstairs, Zhang Lang was hung up on. He was thinking about what Brother Ang said, and he still felt a little bit uneasy.

Li Yunfei didn't know how to persuade Zhang Lang. He heard some noise outside and said, "Maybe your girlfriend changed her mind and came back."

As soon as he finished speaking, there was a bang on the door. After a few bangs, the bolt of the door was knocked open.

Suddenly, Li Yunfei's face changed.

Zhang Lang's emotions were also interrupted, and he subconsciously looked towards the person who had rushed in. When he saw the person, his face changed.

The people who rushed in were none other than Chen Haonan, Shan Ji and others. Zhang Lang saw them at a glance and was afraid that they would recognize him.

He quickly shouted to Li Yunfei, "Brother Fei, jump out the window."

……

Chen Haonan, Shan Ji, Da Tian Er and the others have been extremely unlucky recently. One day, they met a group of doctors in an abandoned haunted building. They wanted to flatter them, but the leading doctor said like a lunatic that people must rely on themselves, and would only agree to go as long as they could hold on for ten minutes without being found. They actually held on for ten minutes before being found.

The doctor kept his word and actually let them join the group, which was like saving their lives.

Their original plan was to continue to pretend to be submissive, but they were dumbfounded later because the doctor, who liked to play with bombs, actually tied a bomb on Chen Haonan and said that only after they had done things for him and truly gained his trust, would he remove the bomb from Chen Haonan, and they would be considered to have truly joined the gang.

So they were sent to capture Li Yunfei, the big fat piece of meat.

Why was the bomb only strapped to Chen Haonan?

Because the doctor saw that Chen Haonan and his brothers were all very loyal and regarded Chen Haonan as the boss.

He wanted to see if the others would really be so loyal if he only tied a bomb to Chen Haonan.

It can also be seen from here that the doctor, a psychologically abnormal guy, really likes to play with people's hearts. A few years ago, before he blew up Li Jie's wife and children, he had played with Li Jie's mentality.

"Let's chase him." Seeing Li Yunfei jumping out of the window, Chen Haonan and his brothers also chased after him.

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"You're quite good, like an emotional expert." Zhou Wenli listened to Li Ang's words and couldn't help but say, "By the way, can you let go of your hand?"

Li Ang didn't hear it: "Yes, I am the most willing to help others."

"Can you help me?" Zhou Wenli said, "My cousin is coming back from abroad. Can you pick him up for me? Just take him to my current residence."

"What? I've been trying to convince you for so long, and you're telling me your cousin is coming?" Li Ang looked at Zhou Wenli. At this age, cousins ​​are not afraid of marrying off, and the rate of hooking up is also very high.

Zhou Wenli's eyes flashed with cunning. She wasn't a nerdy girl, so of course she could tell that the bastard had just taken advantage of her. She said this deliberately to anger him and prevent him from taking advantage of her again. And if she thought about it carefully, the breakfast he had given her earlier might not have been genuine.

After all, I didn't tell the other person where I live, so how could he possibly (how could he) deliver breakfast to me on time?

She swore that after he sent her home this time, she would stay away from this bastard...

Zhou Wenli was thrown out of the car.

"Bastard! Shameless bastard." Looking at Hu Touben who was walking away, Zhou Wenli cursed with gritted teeth. She had done something that backfired. She really didn't expect that this bastard would do such a thing as abandoning a woman.

But then, a look of joy appeared on her face again, because Li Ang reversed the car back again, but she didn't have time to be happy for a few seconds.

Plop! Li Ang threw her big bag in front of her.

"Forget it, your cousin? Aren't you afraid that he will build a Soul-Calming Tower for you in the future?" Li Ang said this in the car and left.

……

On the way, Li Ang felt that he had been cheated and became a free laborer.

"I got taken advantage of for free."

But actually, it’s not that serious. Li Ang left a pair of stockings from the other party as a reward. The other party really has a pair of beautiful legs that can beat three generations of toads. The stockings are really irresistible.

Although Xixili was pretty and had a nice waist, he felt she was still a little inferior to Zhou Wenli - well, this was definitely not because Li Ang, as a man, was easily bored and always liked the next one.

Soon, Li Ang drove back to the tenement building where Xixili was.

When the car stopped, a younger brother came to open the door. Behind his car, Gao Gang was driving another car and parked not far away.

Li Ang pays great attention to his personal safety.

Every time I go out, I bring a group of younger brothers with me.

Some of these little guys will be in the light, and some will be in the dark.

Now, the little brother who came to open the door for him was in the open.

This time, it seemed that he was accompanying Zhou Wenli to her ex-boyfriend's place to pack up her things, but in fact, Gao Gang had a few younger brothers who were following her secretly. These brothers would only appear when problems arose.

Li Ang casually handed a piece of Hong Kong banknote to the younger brother who opened the door for him. Suddenly, his expression changed. He saw a gentle-looking man in a white shirt and black trousers not far away looking at them.

However, after taking a look, the man immediately looked away.

"A bunch of bad guys."

Huang Ziang glanced at him with disdain and cursed in a low voice, but he only dared to curse in a low voice because he didn't want to cause trouble.

He was very showy and took a picture through the window of his car parked on the roadside. Then he saw Li Ang's face not far away, which was countless times more handsome than his. Damn, he is so handsome, but he is still a bad boy.

Then, he went inside, carrying a breakfast and a bouquet of flowers.

He was also a little nervous because he was about to meet his cousin whom he had been thinking about day and night.

Although he and his cousin are close relatives, they haven't seen each other for many years.

That’s right, this showy guy is Zhou Wenli’s cousin.

Zhou Wenli's cousin did come back from abroad. Zhou Wenli did not lie about this. She even said that she would go to pick him up, but this cousin said that he could just come over.

This is showing that he is a gentleman.

For example, if he comes to see his cousin now, he may think that his cousin hasn't eaten yet, so he buys her breakfast.

After all, girls all like to sleep in, right?
Li Ang watched this guy, who looked a little gentle but also smelled like a similar person, enter the tenement building.

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Xixili had been awake for a while, and when she woke up she saw that there was no one around her.

"Brother Ang, where have you been?" She was still dazed and looked for Li Ang. When she saw that the money in her wallet was less, she understood: "Brother Ang... went to buy me... breakfast?"

She suddenly felt very happy, even though the Hong Kong paper the other party used to buy her breakfast was all her own.

But how can this not be called happiness? After all, why doesn't Ang Ge spend other people's money? This shows that I have a very special place in Ang Ge's heart.

However, she was already so happy until her stomach was rumbling with hunger, but her brother Ang still hadn't come back.

At this time, Xixili was already a little suspicious.

Brother Ang, could she have forgotten about me? She took my money, went to have breakfast, and forgot about me? Brother Ang, he can't be so shameless, right?

However, she thought of Li Ang's style and felt that he might actually be able to do it...

Knock, knock, knock! At this moment, there was a knock on the door, and Xixili immediately showed a look of surprise.

"Who are you?" Xixili got dressed, got out of bed, opened the door, and saw a guy standing outside who looked a bit like Brother Ang - both had the temperament of a gentleman, but their appearance was very different.

When Huang Ziang saw Xixili, he was also stunned, then he looked at the house number again: "Sorry, I found the wrong door, it should be opposite."

"Fuck, you want to pick up my girl?" Li Ang looked at this scene, a little bit incredulous. As the saying goes, Cao thieves are the most afraid of Cao thieves. This guy has such big eyes, how could he be wrong? This is obviously trying to poach my girlfriend.

"Drag him out and beat him up." Li Ang gave the order.

Several younger brothers rushed forward.

"By the way, leave the breakfast and the flowers." Li Ang said before Huang Ziang was dragged out.

Huang Ziang himself was also dumbfounded: "No, it's a misunderstanding, a misunderstanding."

Then, amidst screams, he was dragged away by Li Ang's men. However, just before he was dragged away, Gao Gang skillfully twisted the man's fingers. The man felt pain and subconsciously let go. He took the flowers and breakfast from the man's hands and handed them to Li Ang: "Brother Ang."

"Take breakfast." Li Ang took it and handed it to Xixili.

Xixili was a little confused. It seemed like she had snatched the food from the other person's hands. Didn't the other person buy breakfast specifically for her?
No, although Ang Ge snatched the breakfast from this gentlemanly villain, it was also a token of his gratitude. She didn't expect that her status in Ang Ge's heart was so high that she was like a "Buddha". Thinking of this, a sweet smile appeared on her face.

"I'll teach that idiot a lesson." Seeing Xixili standing at the door and grinning foolishly, not knowing what she was thinking, Li Ang knew that she was going crazy again. He was the only one who didn't mind this crazy woman.

……

In the alley, Huang Ziang was severely beaten.

"What are you looking at? Have you never seen someone being beaten?" A little brother saw a girl suddenly walking into the alley and staring blankly at them beating someone up, and immediately started cursing.

Li Ang slapped this little brother in the face.

"Sorry to scare you." Li Ang looked at the alley entrance and saw a pretty girl who looked very much like Li Lizhen, the human peach from the TV series "Growing Up." He apologized, "But this guy is so vicious and so heartless. Not only did he kill his own cousin, but he also built a Soul-Suppressing Tower to suppress her ghost. He's simply not human."

The girl ran away.

"Keep fighting." Li Ang didn't care.

Huang Ziang was dumbfounded. When did he kill his cousin and why did he have to build the Soul-Suppressing Tower?

"It's a misunderstanding, a real misunderstanding. I came back to Hong Kong Island to see my cousin. I didn't lie to you." Huang Ziang shouted.

"Damn it, admit it now! You said you came to see your cousin, and when you saw her, you wanted to seduce her. After you seduce her, you used her family's resources to get rich, and then you forgot about the old one and killed your cousin. You killed someone and you were afraid that her ghost would come to you for revenge, so you must have built a Soul-Suppressing Tower to suppress her and make her unable to reincarnate after death. None of you cousins ​​are good people."

The more Li Ang thought about it, the angrier he got. He had never seen such a shameless and heartless bastard before. "Damn, you still say you didn't do it?"

"You really misunderstood. My name is Huang Ziang. I just came back from Canada. My cousin is from an ordinary family. How could I kill my cousin for money? How could I possibly build the Soul-Calming Tower?" Huang Ziang was dumbfounded.

"Besides, I haven't even met my cousin yet." He said he wanted to kill his cousin without even meeting her. He felt so wronged.

"Just got back?" Li Ang's mind moved, and then he helped the other person up:

"It seems I misunderstood you."

"But what you said is not enough to prove it."

"Tell me about your cousin Zhou Wenli."

Huang Ziang was stunned for a moment. He didn't seem to say that his cousin's name was Zhou Wenli?

However, seeing the people around him staring at him covetously, he stopped talking and instead followed Li Ang's instructions to talk about his cousin: "My cousin and I spent some time together when we were young. My family immigrated abroad before I was born. We only stayed for a few months to worship our ancestors. Later, we moved to Canada, but..."

It turns out that Huang Ziang only lived with his cousin when he was very young.

However, after they went to Canada, I still kept in touch with my cousin's family through letters, and occasionally my cousin would send them some recent photos.

"...I fell in love with my cousin at first sight. This time when I came back, I proposed to her." Huang Ziang said with anticipation.

Damn it, as a man, how could Li Ang not understand what men are like?

It sounds nice to say, love at first sight. But it's not just lust at first sight. Otherwise, the other party only lived with Zhou Wenli for a period of time when they were children. They were just little kids back then, how could they fall in love at first sight? It was later, because Zhou Wenli sent him recent photos, and this bastard saw someone else's beauty and got lustful thoughts.

It's obviously not love at first sight, but I say it is. Isn't this my fault?

I hate it most when people lie to me. Last time, I killed that daring guy who lied to me that his name was Big Idiot. But even though I killed him, I returned the favor and helped him gain a reputation as a daring guy.

Huang Ziang felt a little scared when Li Ang looked at him.

"Go on. Didn't you just say that you've seen photos of your cousin when she grew up, but your cousin hasn't seen any photos of you? How do you get her to recognize you as her cousin?"

In the description just now, Huang Ziang said that his cousin would enclose recent photos, but when writing a letter back, Huang Ziang did not enclose his own photos because he was inferior.

He was no longer self-deprecating this time because he had plastic surgery. After the surgery, he felt that he looked okay, so he prepared to propose to his cousin and bring her back to Canada.

Before she said this, Li Ang hadn't realized she'd had plastic surgery. Because she was a bit ugly now, in other words, because she was ugly, Li Ang thought she was born with a natural face.

"I brought the photos my cousin sent me over the years," Huang Ziang said. "They're all here."

He took it out and gestured.

"Let me see it." Li Ang said and snatched it away. Huang Ziang was angry but dared not say anything.

"I've got the general idea. Now, I'll explain everything in detail." Li Ang finished looking at the photo and didn't return it to Huang Ziang. He continued, "I'll ask you again later. If your answer is different from what you said before, you're lying to me. If you lie to me, you'll be taken to reclaim land and contribute to Hong Kong Island. Ah Gang, take some paper and write it down."

Huang Ziang was dumbfounded.

Is it so outrageous? The police didn’t even interrogate the other party as carefully as he did. He always felt that the other party was weird.

And is land reclamation the same as the land reclamation I was thinking of?
Gao Gang found paper and pen.

"When I was a kid in the countryside, fishing in the river with my cousin was one of my happiest experiences. I remember the sky was exceptionally blue that year, and the air was filled with the faint smell of earth..."

Huang Ziang has some potential to be a bootlicker. When he talked about his experience of spending just a few months with his cousin when he was a child, his tone was sweet.

Lifelike.

Under the other party's description, Li Ang was immersed in it, as if he was back in the countryside more than ten years ago, when he was fishing with his cousin Zhou Wenli.

I couldn't help but look at my face with longing and memories.

"It turns out that I had such a happy childhood." As he listened, Li Ang muttered to himself with an infatuated look on his face:

"It turns out that Ali and I have known each other for a long time."

"So, I am...Ali's cousin."

Huang Ziang was stunned, his whole body...

(End of this chapter)