Hong Kong Variety Show: A Hard Start for Chen Haonan

Chapter 27 You don’t have to be in bed with your cousin, you can go to the sofa, windowsill, door or corridor
Originally, Li Ang wanted to give Zhou Wenli’s cousin some hard time, but now as he listened and put himself in her shoes, he suddenly realized that, actually, I… am Ali’s cousin!!!
"Over the years, I still have all the letters between my family and my cousin..." Huang Ziang had already taken out a pile of letters and talked about things related to the letters, but when he heard Li Ang's words...

He was stunned and felt a little dumbfounded. He looked up at Li Ang blankly. What do you mean you are Ali's cousin?

Li Ang snatched the letter from the other party.

"I'm so touched. I'm so touched for myself." Li Ang looked at the letters. "It's true that once I met Ali, I fell in love with her forever. I've fallen deeply in love with her. Even though I'm on the other side of the ocean, I'll read over and over again anything related to Ali, like these letters. I read them several times every day."

Huang Ziang was even more dumbfounded.

No, boss, you are mistaken. What I described are all things between me and my cousin Zhou Wenli, and those letters are also mine.

Besides, what you said were my lines, my script.

He looked at Li Ang and suddenly felt a little scared, because he could see that when Li Ang said these words, it seemed that he was not pretending, but really felt that the boy in these stories was himself. Is this really crazy? Isn't this a mental illness?

"I'm just a love-struck seed." Li Ang sighed to himself: "There are 100 surnames: Zhao, Qian, Sun, Li, Zhou, Wu, Zheng, and Wang. My cousin's surname is Zhou, so to match hers, I changed it to Li. My original surname was Huang Zi, with a given name of Ang. After changing it, I'm now called Li Ang."

Huang Ziang was already trembling. "Brother, please don't scare me."

"Big... Boss, my last name is Huang, not Huangzi." He said incoherently, "No, that's not the point. The point is that what you said is wrong. None of it is right."

However, Huang Ziang understood as he spoke. The other party wanted to take his identity and seduce his cousin. After all, he and his cousin had not seen each other for many years, and the evidence proving their relationship was right here.

"Zhou Wenli is my cousin, and I am his cousin. Then who are you? A stranger?" Li Ang looked at him.

"No, you can't do that, boss." Huang Ziang was trembling all over. The other party really wanted to replace his identity.

Hearing this, Li Ang looked at Huang Ziang with an extremely dangerous look:
"Not a stranger?"

"Diu, your last name is Huangzi, right?"

"Did you know that the Qing Dynasty is long gone?"

"How dare you engage in this feudal dregs and call yourself a prince."

"I hate this kind of feudal dregs the most. Agang, please deal with it, just like the one that sank into the sea last time."

When he said it was love at first sight, he had already deceived me once. Now he is doing this kind of feudal dregs. This kind of failure is condemned by everyone.

Gao Gang walked forward with an expressionless face.

"Stranger, I am a stranger." Huang Ziang shouted loudly.

Li Ang waved his hand, and Gao Gang did not move again, still with a blank expression on his face, but he felt that he had learned something.

He has already figured out how his boss wants to pick up girls. In the past, he really never thought that there would be such a coquettish way to pick up girls. He thinks he can learn it.

"Stranger, really a stranger." Leon sighed:
"Since you are a stranger, then I am Ali's cousin."

"I thought I remembered it wrongly. My memory has been a little bad lately."

"It turns out that Ali is really my cousin."

He muttered to himself, lost in thought:
"I finally have someone close to me in this cold world."

"I was just wondering why I bought breakfast for Ali this morning, even though I didn't know where she lived before."

"So I'm her cousin. I came back to Hong Kong Island just to see her, so it makes sense for me to know where she lives."

"By the way, I also bought a bouquet of flowers."

He looked at the flowers beside him and became even more convinced of his judgment.

This made Gao Gang dumbfounded. How could he learn this? How could he learn something so crazy?

If Huang Ziang wasn't still young and had good kidney function, he would have been scared to death: This bastard, why doesn't he look like he's pretending to be crazy?
Li Ang slapped Huang Ziang in the face: "How dare you say bad things about me? Don't you know I can read minds? Stop dawdling. Is there anything else you haven't explained?"

Huang Ziang covered his face with a look of horror. He didn't know if this crazy guy could really read minds or if it was fake. "It's true. My cousin, no, the house where Zhou Wenli lives now..."

……

……

"Asshole, bastard!"

It was difficult to get a taxi on the road where Zhou Wenli was dropped off by Li Ang - that's why she asked Li Ang to take her to collect her things.

She carried a large bag of her clothes and walked for a long way before she hailed a taxi. However, she was in the habit of saving money, so she did not ask the taxi to take her home. Instead, she took the taxi to a public bus stop and took the bus home.

By the time she got home, it was already noon.

After returning home, she took off her socks, rubbed her sore white feet, and muttered to herself, cursing some bastard.

After cursing for a while, she endured her fatigue and took out the things she had collected from her previous residence.

She remembers her belongings clearly.

"There's also a pair of stockings missing." She felt extremely unlucky, but she also thought that maybe she had left them at her original residence when she was collecting them.

"Wenli, open the door." A voice came from outside.

"That bastard, how dare you come here?" Zhou Wenli recognized the voice outside. It was that bastard Li Ang.

But she didn't want to care at all. She had vowed to stay away from that bastard, no, stay away from all stinky men.

"Click." At this time, the sound of a key being inserted into the keyhole was heard, followed by the door handle turning.

The door was pushed open from the outside.

Zhou Wenli looked at Li Ang who pushed the door open and was a little confused. How did the door open? "How do you have the key to my house?"

Hearing this, Li Ang solemnly straightened his clothes and said solemnly: "Actually, I am your dear cousin, cousin."

He raised the key in his hand and said, "As for how I got in, this house is my old house. You should know that, right?"

Before, Li Ang asked the stranger Huang Ziang if he had anything else to say. The other party said that the house where his cousin lived now was their family’s old house in Hong Kong Island, which was temporarily lent to Zhou Wenli.

This time, Huang Ziang came back because he wanted to propose to his cousin.

On the one hand, he wanted to sell his old house. After all, his family has lived in Canada for many years, and this old house is of no use in Hong Kong Island. Even if it can be rented out, collecting rent is also a problem.

Zhou Wenli was stunned when she heard Li Ang's words. Then she crossed her arms and sneered.

This shameless bastard lost me on the way, and I haven't settled the score with him yet. Now he is here pretending to be my cousin. Does he think of me as a child?

As for the key in the other party's hand, maybe he tried to use some other means to make it.

To her, the other party's words sounded like complete lies. "Cousin?" She said coldly, crossing her arms.

"Oh, baby, so sweet." Li Ang said, and came over to touch his cousin's legs... no, head.

You’re so well behaved. Now you just call me cousin?
Zhou Wenli was so upset. She didn't call the other person cousin at all, and it was not sweet at all.

Also, this bastard just walked over. Even though it looked like the cousin was touching the cousin's head in the end, I saw it clearly. If I hadn't moved to the side, his hand would have touched my leg.

"Do you think I will believe you? He is my own cousin, and I don't know him?" she asked coldly.

"I really am your cousin, cousin." Li Ang was helpless:

"Do you remember that breakfast? If I weren't your cousin, how would I know you were here?"

"Besides, we only spent some time together when we were kids, and we haven't seen each other since then. You probably don't know what I look like."

"To a certain extent, you really don't know."

Zhou Wenli was dumbfounded when she heard this: "How did this bastard know all this? Could it be that he..."

The moment this thought came to her mind, she quickly shook her head. The other person was definitely not her cousin. After all, there were no such coincidences in the world. If the other person knew all this, who knows how.

"Then why did you come today?" Zhou Wenli asked again. Anyway, she didn't believe that the other party was her cousin. She suddenly realized her blind spot.

"Didn't I tell you on the phone earlier that I'd come to Hong Kong Island to take care of some things?" Li Ang answered fluently. He was Zhou Wenli's cousin, and he didn't blame him. Not long ago, he'd encountered a scumbag trying to impersonate him, but through his questions and answers, he'd convinced the liar and admitted he was a liar and a stranger. So, with so many scammers in the world, it was no wonder his cousin was wary.

"Actually, when I say I'm dealing with something, I just want to see in advance what delicious food and fun things there are in Hong Kong Island. If I don't know anything, I won't be able to take you out to play, and I'll have to ask you to come. That wouldn't be gentlemanly." Li Ang said.

He came back this time just to win the heart of his cousin, but he was not familiar with Hong Kong Island, so he could only check out the place in advance so that he could get along better with his cousin.

Li Ang never thought that he would be such a warm-hearted man.

(Huang Ziang: "Damn it! These are all my words.")
Zhou Wenli was stunned after hearing these words. What the other party said really sounded like the truth.

"Cousin, do you still remember what happened between you and me at the entrance of the Jundu Hotel?" Li Ang asked.

Zhou Wenli nodded blankly.

"But there are no such coincidences in the world. In fact, I met my cousin by chance on purpose. I wanted to see my cousin." Li Ang said.

Affectionate, I am really too affectionate. I really love my cousin deeply. And because I love her so much, I am a little hesitant and uneasy. I can only meet my cousin in this way.

By the way, I also checked out the hotel room beforehand to get a feel for it. It was good. The bed was nice, the bathroom was nice, the windowsill was nice, the doorway was nice, and the hallway… I hadn't even tried the hallway yet. Next time, I might bring my cousin. It was cozy. I was so cozy.

Zhou Wenli opened her mouth slightly.

"Actually, I've liked you since I was very young, the first time I saw you. Take a look at these." Li Ang took out the letters he had exchanged with his cousin over the years, as well as some photos of his cousin visiting him. "I've kept all of these."

Zhou Wenli was a little dazed and took all the letters and photos.

Looking at those things, even if Zhou Wenli didn't want to believe it, there was actually nothing she could do.

'this?'

But she still couldn't quite believe it, but overall, she was about 70% convinced of what Li Ang said.

"No, it's totally wrong." Zhou Wenli shook her head frantically, her little head shaking like a rattle.

She began to rummage through the boxes and drawers, and finally found an old photo, which was a photo of her and her cousin. It was a photo of her and her cousin when they were young.

Huang Ziang is still a little ugly after plastic surgery, let alone when he was a child.

Zhou Wenli took a childhood photo and compared it to Li Ang's face: "There's no match at all. You were so ugly back then."

Suddenly, Li Ang's face showed a look of bitterness. Finally, he gritted his teeth and said, "Let's go back to when I was a child. I fell in love with you. You know I'm a little ugly, so..."

She told him about the plastic surgery she had done in order to be worthy of her cousin, Zhou Wenli.

In order to convince Zhou Wenli, Li Ang took out the medical records of the plastic surgeries he had done over the years and said, "Look, cousin, these are all the evidence of my plastic surgeries."

Zhou Wenli took the medical form and began to flip through it absentmindedly: "These all seem to be true?"

"But that's not right. My cousin's name is Huang Ziang, isn't your name Li Ang?" She suddenly remembered the most crucial thing.

"Well, actually..." Li Ang repeated the story of how he changed his surname to match his cousin's.

All the questions were answered one by one, and to a certain extent, they were quite consistent, except for the one about changing the surname. Even though Zhou Wenli's head was a mess, she still felt that this one was a bit outrageous and crazy.

"Are you really my cousin?" Zhou Wenli's mind was a little confused, but overall, she was 9% convinced. "But how is this possible? Otherwise, cousin, please leave here first. Give me a few days. I want to be alone."

"Didn't I say that at the beginning?" Li Ang said, "This house is my family's old house. If I don't live there, why would I live somewhere else? Besides, I've only been back for a few days and it's not easy to find a place to live."

He said, pulling Zhou Wenli's hand and coming over to the side:
"So, I want to live with you."

Well, living together.

"By the way, these are the flowers I bought for you."

……

night.

Li Ang touched his nose which was almost hit by Zhou Wenli's door and said:

"Cousin, there's a real rat doing backflips in my room."

"It's still a hairless mouse. No, that's not accurate. It still has a tuft of hair on it... only a tuft of hair, at the base, no, at the tail."

"You really shouldn't come and see."

Zhou Wenli ignored him completely, and he continued, "Cousin, don't you remember when we slept in the same bed when we were little? I want to reminisce about our youth."

Finally, Leon returned to his room.

Ding-ling-ling! His cell phone rang. It was Gao Gang calling.

Li Ang asked him to send people to keep an eye on Zhang Lang and Li Yunfei. At the same time, Li Ang also deduced several routes. The people sent by Gao Gang only needed to keep an eye on specific points, so as not to waste too much manpower.

After the mobile phone was connected, Gao Gang's voice came out: "Brother Ang, Zhang Lang and that Li Yunfei..."

(2-in-1)

(End of this chapter)