Hong Kong Variety Show: A Hard Start for Chen Haonan

Chapter 28 Li Ang's Diary (Please Read)

"Brother Ang, Zhang Lang and that Li Yunfei are being chased..." Gao Gang reported.

Listening to Gao Gang's report, Li Ang also learned about Zhang Lang and Li Yunfei. It turned out that Li Yunfei and Zhang Lang had developed feelings for each other while being hunted down.

Li Yunfei needed 50,000 yuan in running away expenses, so he went to find the boss of his small society, Uncle Jin, and wanted to take tens of thousands of yuan from the society's public account to run away.

But Uncle Jin refused on the grounds that "the money in the public account is like pants made to fit the buttocks."

However, in the end, Uncle Jin still gave Li Yunfei a way out, which was to let the other party collect the debt.

But later, when he followed the people sent by Uncle Jin to collect debts, Li Yunfei realized that it was not about collecting debts, but about asking them to rob a small company.

Li Yunfei, Zhang Lang and the others were cheated.

So, Li Yunfei and Zhang Lang had a conflict with Uncle Jin's people. The two of them teamed up to teach Uncle Jin's people a lesson. After leaving that small company, they met Ba Bi's people again.

Under the pursuit of Ba Bi's group, Zhang Lang and Li Yunfei almost died. Finally, while being chased, the two happened to run to the flour trading scene. They had an idea and told the people who were trading flour that the people chasing them were cops, so that Ba Bi's people would fight with the flour traders, and they escaped.

"It's not just Ba Bi who's after them. There are others who are also after Li Yunfei and Zhang Lang."

Gao Gang said again.

"Okay, I understand." Li Ang nodded and said, "Please pay attention to who else is chasing them."

He also has to choose someone to make miserable for from among these people.

Then, Li Ang used his search panel to deduce the route so that Gao Gang could arrange people to help Li Yunfei and Zhang Lang at the critical point to prevent them from dying.

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Huang Ziang's old house has three bedrooms and a living room, which is considered a very good house in that era.

After hanging up the phone, Li Ang tried to knock on his cousin's room door. When he found that he couldn't, he returned to his own room.

His room is of a decent size, with a wardrobe and a desk at the head of the bed.

Li Ang took out his diary and planned to write something, but just as he started writing, he suddenly realized something.

Damn, who would write a diary?
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【Li Ang's Diary】

"May 18th is the first day I live with my cousin. I wanted to knock on her door to talk to her, but she locked the room.

I thought door locks were for keeping out villains, but my cousin actually uses them to keep out a gentleman like me. I'm so angry.

Later, I discovered that I could do a backflip on a hairless mouse, and I wanted to show my cousin how to do it, but she pretended to be asleep and ignored me. I was a little upset.

Now I understand that I was not thoughtful enough. How could I let my cousin see mice? Girls are afraid of such creatures.

However, I am a little worried about my cousin's safety, so I will install a surveillance camera in her room next time."

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"May 19th, the second day of living with my cousin. A few hours before yesterday, on the 18th, I got a little angry and went back to Su Axi's house across the street to put out some rage.

At noon, I received news from Gao Gang again. It seemed that my good brothers Chen Haonan, Datianer, Shanji and others were also chasing Li Yunfei, but they were not sent by Big Boss B. They must have been conscripted and were working for others.

The people who captured these able-bodied men must be some gang of brutal bandits.

Ever since I made Anan suffer last time, I didn't want to make him suffer anymore, and I didn't want him to take the blame this time. But now he has gotten involved in this matter, so I can only say that Anan is very unlucky.

In addition: I still didn’t knock on my cousin’s door at night. She has changed. She forgot that we slept in the same bed when we were little.

I'm still worried about my cousin's safety, so it's time to put surveillance cameras in her room on the agenda."

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"May 20th, the third day of living with my cousin, it was raining and a little chilly.

Gao Gang was asked to continue paying attention to the news about Li Yunfei and Zhang Lang. Their conditions were getting worse and worse, and they almost died again this time.

but.

According to the nodes I provided, my people secretly helped the other party and left certain clues to let them know that someone was helping them. That night, I still didn't knock on my cousin's door. Through the door, my cousin asked me if I had taken her stockings. Am I that kind of person?

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On May 21st, the fourth day of living with my cousin, the weather was sunny. That evening, my cousin said her panties were missing. Lost! What on earth does my cousin think of me? I was furious. Very furious.

At night, he still knocked on my cousin's door. Not only did she not open the door, but she also made indirect accusations, saying that stealing women's clothes would make him a pervert. I was speechless about this.

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"May 22nd, the fifth day of living with my cousin. I put on a face mask tonight. If a man wants to stay young, maintenance is essential. Note: This has nothing to do with what happened yesterday."

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"May 23rd, the sixth day of living with my cousin, I put on two face masks. At the same time, I had Gao Gang spread the word that Li Yunfei might escape from the Huangshi Wharf tonight. We can't let Li Yunfei get away. That would be pointless."

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"On May 24th, the seventh day of living with my cousin, I discovered that my cousin was still somewhat suspicious of my identity. She even secretly called my aunt in Canada, who, logically speaking, should be my mother, to verify my identity.

Thanks to my quick wit, I kept Huang Ziang, who was pretending to be me, and had him compare his "testimony" with my logical mother's, thus covering up the incident. Hey, why did I say cover up? Forget it, I can't figure it out, I don't want to think about it anymore, I'm just such an open-minded person.

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"May 25th, the eighth day of living with my cousin.

Li Yunfei and Zhang Lang remained the same, hunted by one and then the other. However, I discovered that Li Yunfei also had a knack for counterfeiting. He'd raised enough money to flee by conning a wealthy man with fake items he'd crafted. With so many talents, I've got this guy on my payroll.

Today I checked the intervention point of the panel, and it has reached 503 points, which is growing quite fast. According to my guess, it should be because several plot characters entered the scene to hunt down Li Yunfei and the other person, which generated the intervention point.

It seems that I will have to make others suffer more in the future. This is a shortcut to increase my involvement points.”

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"May 26th, the ninth day of living with my cousin. My plan to install a surveillance camera in her room has been canceled, or rather, I don't have to install it myself.

Because the guy who pretended to be me had come to check out the place in advance and installed surveillance cameras while my cousin was not at home. Not only were there cameras installed in my cousin's room, but also in every corner.

I beat him up. I installed the surveillance camera for my cousin's safety, and he installed the camera to peek.

I asked him..."

"May 26th, following up on the previous post. My pen just ran out of ink, so I went to buy another one. I asked that pervert Huang Ziang if he'd seen my cousin, and after getting beaten up several times, he said he hadn't had time. Damn, scum.

Watching my cousin take a bath at night."

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"May 27th, the tenth day of living with my cousin. I watched her take a bath in the evening."

“5月28号，第11天。晚上看表妹洗澡。”“5月29号，第12天。晚上看表妹洗澡。”

"May 30th, day 13. Watching my cousin take a bath in the evening."

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"May 31st, the 14th day. Today, Su Axi discovered that I was running away from both sides. She cried and asked me why I treated her like that when she loved me so much.

Oh, women are so difficult to reason with. I kept running back and forth, wasn't it because of our relationship? Wasn't it because I was afraid that she wouldn't be able to accept the idea of ​​two women living together from the beginning? She got angry, but I ignored her.

Watching my cousin take a bath at night."

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"On June 1st, the 15th day, Su Axi realized her mistake. She cried and apologized to me, begging for forgiveness. She also asked if I could open the door a little while I was having sex with my cousin, because she wanted to...

There are actually perverts like her in this world, and only perverts would agree to her request.

I promised her, because I love my own woman."

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"June 2nd, day 16 of living with my cousin. Li Yunfei was still being walked by the dog. I suddenly remembered all the things I'd neglected while focusing on my cousin's safety. I had to work hard. This time, the ultimate black-on-black situation had to be solved, and he had to deal with it himself. I hadn't come up with a good solution.

In the evening, B's wife made soup, and I went to eat it. Unfortunately, Brother B was also there. It was a disappointment. Brother B asked me to stay and I slept at his house that night.

Not being able to watch my cousin take a bath feels like something is missing.”

"3rd, Day 18, too lazy to write, no title for today."

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"On the 7th, the 22nd day, after spending these days together, alone in the same room again, I even saved my cousin's life. I would like to clarify that I did not arrange this rescue.

A dark-haired guy with the face of Andy Lau was peeping at my cousin. He explained that he only glanced at my cousin, but my eyes are like rulers; how could I not see this pervert's true face? I beat up this bastard.

Anyway, my relationship with my cousin has progressed by leaps and bounds, and I can even touch her legs."

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"On the 8th, the 23rd day, I touched her legs at night. During the day, that pervert Su Axi came up with a bad idea, saying he could drug my cousin to make her happy, but I flatly refused. Damn, you're asking me this? How could a gentleman like me agree to this? Can't you just act first and ask for my permission later? (Cross this out)"

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"Number 9, day 24. Watching my cousin take a bath and touching her legs at night."

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"On the 10th, the 25th day, my cousin was off work when someone suddenly delivered a wedding dress to her. They said it was from her cousin, me. I was stunned at the time, but then I remembered that I had ordered the wedding dress when I was called Huang Ziang, intending to propose to my cousin. My cousin was very happy and put on the wedding dress I bought her. I happened to have a camera, so I took a picture of her. I put the photo in my notebook. [Picture]

My cousin is very beautiful.

In the middle of the night, Su Axi, that pervert, came and secretly put on my cousin's wedding dress and stood at the door of my room...with the door open. My cousin happened to be using the bathroom and was terrified.

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"On the 11th, the 26th day, my cousin was still off duty. She noticed a strange smell on her wedding dress, probably the smell of new wedding dresses, so she sent it to a specialized laundry to have it washed. I went to check on Li Yunfei and Zhang Lang. That evening, I watched my cousin take a bath."

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"The 12th, day 27. I was completely distracted today. My cousin asked me what was wrong, but I was in no mood to speak. Seeing me like this, my cousin felt very distressed. For the first time, she cooked for me and let me lie on her lap. She asked if I was tired and massaged my temples.

But I'm still not in a good mood.

The reason is very simple, because I remembered that my cousin was not my cousin, and I was pretending to be her cousin. It turned out that I did not have such a happy childhood.

This is actually not the main reason.

Because I remembered which movie Zhou Wenli played in. (crossed out and blacked out)

The previous one was crossed out and blacked out. Zhang Lang came to find Zhou Wenli. I knew that Zhou Wenli was Zhang Lang’s girlfriend. As the saying goes, a friend’s wife should not be bullied. We are brothers in this life. I already knew that Zhou Wenli was my brother Zhang Lang’s girlfriend. I couldn’t be so shameless to do anything else.

Fortunately, when he came, I was at Su Axi's place across the street, otherwise it would have been embarrassing and my reputation as a loyal and handsome guy would have been ruined.

Hey, you can’t call Wenli cousin anymore from now on. I’m just a principled person.

Watch Zhou Wenli taking a bath at night."

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"The 13th, today is the 27th day, and I plan to give Zhang Lang a hard time today.

No, it’s about helping Wenli reconcile with him.

After analyzing the situation, I realized that Wen Li broke up with Zhang Lang because she didn't know what Zhang Lang was doing. I believe that after knowing what Zhang Lang was doing, the two of them would definitely resolve the misunderstanding.

The above is my initial thought.

Next, I spent the whole day secretly watching what Zhang Lang was doing with my cousin.

Zhang Lang and Li Yunfei were lucky that day. They went to borrow money from an old friend of an old friend. The old friend gave them a debt to collect, and the money they collected would be theirs. This time, they didn't get scammed and actually received the money.

After receiving it, although the two were chased again, they still escaped. Later, in order to relax their tense spirits, the two went to catch chickens. In the middle, the two even became sworn brothers in front of Guan Gong.

But the result made my cousin a little confused, and she became even more disappointed with Zhang Lang. After returning, my cousin went back to her room and seemed to call Zhang Lang to tell him that the relationship was over.

At this moment, I also realized it.

What I have done has been the most righteous thing. Everyone has the right to pursue happiness. Now that they have broken up, I don't have to suppress my feelings.

In the evening, I watched Wenli taking a bath.

After Wenli finished her shower, I went to the bathroom and I discovered that Wenli had deliberately left a pair of stockings for me?

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"The 14th marks the 28th day of living with my cousin.

I seemed to be in a very low mood yesterday, but I forgot the specific reason. Well, it shouldn’t matter.

Today I took some time to go to the police station and took away Huang Bingyao's gun of kindness...actually, I hid it in the corner of the office.

After walking the dog for a while, I felt the time had come to send Zhang Lang away. Ah Fei had been through a lot of despair recently, and he also felt that someone was secretly helping him. I had already thought of a way to get Ba Bi involved, and I had already started implementing it.

I'm a little excited, what should I do? I wonder if when Ah Fei finds out who has helped him during this period, he will be so excited that he will bow down and be willing to be my younger brother.

The groundwork is done, and we'll start working tomorrow."

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(End of this chapter)