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Chapter 152 Damn it! I've been tricked!

In the screening room.

Liu Jiasheng took a deep breath.

His eyes were fixed on the screen.

A sense of familiarity, reminiscent of watching "Monkey King vs. Superman 2," gradually welled up in my heart!
He thought that Zhou Yang's first film, "Sun Wukong vs. Superman 2," was already shameless enough.

But to my surprise, this insane "tech" team actually upgraded their technology!

What did he see?
He saw the female lead frantically wash her hair for 20 seconds!
The key is!
If you really wash your hair for twenty seconds, that's fine!
However, what did he do in this movie?
In those twenty seconds, the female lead's actions of washing her hair and the movement of her hair getting wet were repeated three times, accompanied by a soothing and affectionate melody and lines that made one's anus tighten!
Yes!

Just like "Monkey King vs. Superman 2"!
The former is a series of actions that are frantically edited together, as if a movie has been stuck in a glitch!

Although this movie changed the setting and the format, it simply continued to repeat the same thing!

Liu Jiasheng felt his scalp tingle, his ears were ringing, and he felt suffocated!
After the twenty-second hair-washing scene ended, the movie title finally appeared on the screen.

"Love Rollercoaster" - A work by Zhou Yang!
"My name is Shancai, and I come from a poor rural area. Today is my first day studying in a big city..."

"Today, I must work hard, I..."

"oops……"

On screen, the camera slowly moves into the rented room from the perspective of "Shancai," who is dressed simply and has a ponytail.

Liu Jiasheng stared blankly at the rented room.

It's completely different from the glamorous rental apartments typical of teen idol dramas!
The rented room in the movie was incredibly shabby, with only a bed, a bright red quilt, and a black and white television set!
What's most eye-catching is that on the cracked wall, there's a slightly yellowed poster hanging!

Moreover, the camera focused on that poster for about 3 seconds!
Who is the person on the poster?
[Superstar F4 Band: Dongfang Yunhai]

Liu Jiasheng's heart skipped a beat again!
He saw Zhou Yang's unruly and handsome face, with long hair, glasses, and a guitar in his hand, right in front of him!
Such a shameless scene deeply shocked Liu Jiasheng. Even with his 20K dog eyes, he couldn't suppress the blinding brilliance of the scene!
The movie had only been going on for a few minutes when he felt like he had a terminal illness and couldn't breathe!
After the poster photoshoot ended, the camera immediately switched...

Although she was dressed in a rustic way and carried a schoolbag like a village girl, "Shancai" had a head of shiny, beautiful black hair!
Liu Jiasheng was startled and stared at the shimmering hair.

Based on his many years of movie-watching experience, he dares to swear to God that Zhou Yang, that utterly depraved guy, most likely added some "BIUBIU" special effects to the female lead's hair.

never mind!

Forget it, a movie is about the story and the characters. I'll put up with all this nonsense!
Just as Liu Jiasheng suppressed the wild thoughts in his mind, he saw the female lead suddenly fall down the stairs, looking disheveled!
Then, just as the female protagonist stood up and hurriedly packed her schoolbag, she was about to be late for class. She had only taken a few steps out of the house when she inexplicably fell down again!

Then, coincidentally, the backpack zipper wasn't zipped up properly, coincidentally, it was full of books, and coincidentally, the fall was perfectly timed, with all the books landing on the heroine's freshly washed hair. And coincidentally, her face hit the ground, getting covered in dirt, turning her once pretty face into a dusty mess...

Do you think this is over?

And damn it, the female lead's school uniform just happened to tear when she fell!
With so many coincidences coming together, Liu Jiasheng, who had maxed out his poison resistance, was directly poisoned and died!

Watching the disheveled female protagonist tidy up her clothes and backpack, then hurriedly ride her slightly rusty bicycle towards the Alice Business School...

Liu Jiasheng instinctively clutched his heart, feeling a chill run down his spine, and gasped for breath!

Oh shit!

Did I destroy the Earth in my past life?

Why is it that in my lifetime I've been able to see such an "enjoyable" movie?

"Maybe we shouldn't watch this movie..."

"Let's go out and have some fun today..."

"..."

In the screening room, he subconsciously said those words to his fiancée sitting next to him.

but……

His fiancée, however, kept her eyes glued to the screen, saying, "The ticket price is 20 yuan. Since we're already here, let's watch it. This movie seems alright..."

His fiancée, who rarely watches movies, reacted in a way that exceeded his expectations...

"Don't you think the beginning of this movie is incredibly stupid?"

"What do you mean by 'lowering intelligence'?"

"It's normal to fall when you're in a rush. Do you look down on us women?"

"That's not what I meant, what I meant was..."

"Last time, I went with you to see 'Ferris Wheel of Love.' That movie was awful. The female lead was dirt poor, yet she rented an entire building, and every day her breakfast consisted of milk and eggs with Western desserts... I couldn't bear to watch it... This movie felt so real to me. For a girl from a poor family, that kind of house would be just right..."

"..."

"Do you men look down on poor girls who are self-reliant?"

"I didn't, I..."

"Do you look down on me? Have you fallen for another girl?"

"I didn't, I, I really didn't..."

"You'd rather watch those money-grabbing, rich kid movies than this kind of film, right? It's because of film critics like you, who blindly praise bad movies, that Chinese cinema produces so many terrible films! You just won't watch such a realistic movie..."

"I... I really didn't. I just said that this movie was a bit silly, and you..."

“If you don’t watch it, plenty of others will…” His fiancée’s excited expression made Liu Jiasheng’s face change slightly. Don’t let watching this movie break up with me!
He took a deep breath, finally sat down in the chair, increased his poison resistance tenfold again, and continued watching the movie!

Watching and watching...

Liu Jiasheng felt like the intelligence he had finally managed to lose was about to come back.

In the movie, he saw the female lead riding a bicycle, pedaling desperately, and then the chain came off. After the chain came off, the female lead bent down to fix it, and while she was fixing the chain...

An electric scooter went out of control, not hitting anything here or there, but it just happened to crash into the female protagonist!

Then, the woman was so frightened that she couldn't react!

Then, almost instantly, a dark shadow appeared in the shot, followed by...

A stunning close-up shot, so cool it would make Newton turn in his grave, was shoved right onto the screen.

then!

It's flying!

Yes!

Damn it, Liu Jiasheng saw a figure on the new Alto car suddenly fly up and then spin 180 degrees!
At the critical moment, he suddenly grabbed the female lead with one hand, and even the rusty bicycle, and narrowly escaped the out-of-control electric vehicle!

At this moment, Liu Jiasheng's anus tightened violently, and he felt a tingling sensation on his scalp from the intense pleasure.

What pleased him even more was that the camera gave a close-up of the long-haired boy with a mask and cold eyes...

Then, the inhumane "Zhou-style editing" cut this close-up action three times, and each time it was accompanied by a "XIUXIU" background sound.

Immediately afterwards...

The male protagonist, who had been flying a third of a meter high with the female protagonist, inexplicably remained suspended in mid-air for a second before finally landing slowly!

"Student, please be careful!"

The camera gave a close-up of the male protagonist's back!
Under the bright sunshine...

The male protagonist's silhouette was bathed in shimmering golden light, and the background music began to fill with a romantic melody...

Then, amidst the dazzling "special effects," the male protagonist tossed his long, flowing hair, then casually put his hands in his pockets and stepped into a large Alto car!
Such a soul-stirring scene!
This caused Liu Jiasheng's head to tremble, his skull to shake, and his soul to feel as if it had been ripped out!
where is he?

What did he see?
What movie is this?
Damn you!

Don't tell me!

This is a martial arts film!

Can a person fly that high?
The distance between the car and the person must be at least three or four meters, right?
How did this guy suddenly fly out of the car window, fly at supersonic speed in the sky, and then, in a second or two, lift himself and the bicycle up with one hand?
Three or four meters, in just one second, so many complex movements are made!
He's incredibly handsome!
Liu Jiasheng swore!
He has reduced his IQ to the lowest possible level, so low that he can even watch a movie like "Monkey King vs. Superman 2" again.

Even so, he still felt an unbearable itch on his scalp!
It seems like it's about to develop a brain!

"Wow!"

"so hot!"

"Ahhhhh, that's the Eastern Sea of Clouds!"

"Ahhh, Dongfang Yunhai is so handsome!"

"Ahhh, I want to have his babies! Why wasn't it me who got hit? Ahhh..."

"I'm dizzy, ah..."

It sends chills down your spine!

My hair stood on end!

On pins and needles!

The screams were like thorns in my side...

Accompanied by a group of girls who appeared out of nowhere...