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Chapter 153 These actors took to the skies!

Liu Jiasheng had seen "Love Ferris Wheel".

To be honest, "Love Ferris Wheel" was really badly made.

There were quite a few extremely toxic plot points in the story, and by the middle of it, Liu Jiasheng felt he couldn't take it anymore.

But at least the plot is still watchable.

however……

If *Love Ferris Wheel* occasionally has some flaws, then *Love Rollercoaster*, from the first few seconds to the first ten minutes of the film...

It was covered with countless poisonous spots, and they were all the kind of poison like paraquat, the kind that kills you instantly with just a sip.

He discovered that Zhou Yang seemed to be constantly pushing the limits of normal human intelligence!

He wanted to leave...

but!
His fiancée's enthusiastic expression instantly silenced him.

He looked around. Most of the audience at the movie theater were boys who had brought their girls. The boys' expressions were mostly complicated, with a look of utter grief, while the girls were all very interested and watching intently.

The movie continued playing...

Suddenly, for no apparent reason, the weather turned gloomy.

Then, inexplicably, a light rain started falling in the movie.

The female protagonist was locked out of the gate because of her disheveled clothes and being late; the gatekeeper wouldn't let her in.

The gatekeeper's exaggerated acting was just like that of an old man who sells pork and cheats on the weight; it was so convincing that it made Liu Jiasheng's liver ache!
Then, the sad and helpless female protagonist cried in the rain, and then quickly wiped away what was either tears or saliva...

Seeing the female lead's tearful yet resilient appearance, the security guard suddenly had a sudden thought, as if his brain was filled with shit, and he thought of his own daughter. He then softened and let the female lead into the [Alice Business School].

Just when Liu Jiasheng thought that the outrageous plot could finally be skipped a little bit!
Immediately afterwards...

In the heavy rain, not far away!
In the hazy darkness of night!
A melancholy, handsome young man walked step by step through the rain without an umbrella.

"Wow!"

"It's Murong Xiang!"

"so hot!"

Why isn't he using an umbrella?

"Because the girl he loved most in the past died of illness on a rainy day... From then on, he refused to be driven to school and insisted on coming alone..."

"Wow, he's so lonely!"

"Yeah, he's so lonely, ahhh!"

"..."

A group of girls who appeared out of nowhere suddenly started shouting excitedly, just like NPCs in a game!
The film gave the boy in the rain a close-up!
His hair was like a hedgehog's spiky hairstyle, and he had a deadpan expression on his face. He carried a bag and walked "alone" step by step into the school gate.

Perhaps it was because it was too shocking, or for some other reason, the security guard who was originally stopping the female lead suddenly stopped stopping this hedgehog-headed guy!

then……

In the camera!
The spiky-haired boy walked into the schoolyard step by step. Just when Liu Jiasheng thought that the spiky-haired boy was about to enter the classroom and that things could finally be normal again, he was about to leave!
suddenly!

The young man named Murong Xiang suddenly looked up at the rain, then opened his arms as if his cerebellum had atrophied, inexplicably embracing the entire sky in the rain...

On his handsome face, soaked by the rain, the vigorous, uncontrollable muscle lines were so clearly defined!
"He's so devoted!"

"Yes, he was in the rain, embracing that girl..."

"Ahhh, I can't take it anymore, ahhh..."

"..."

Another scream rang out.

Looking at the crazed Murong Xiang, Liu Jiasheng felt that he had completely lost his mind!

Oh shit!

While "Monkey King vs. Superman 2" was terrible, at least there were some normal people in the movie. But what about your "Love Rollercoaster"?

Why are they all like idiots who come out of mental hospitals?
Is this a scenario that carbon-based life forms could even imagine?
Liu Jiasheng was greatly shocked!
What shocked Liu Jiasheng even more was that when the female lead saw how pitiful Murong Xiang was, she gave him a "Huimao" brand napkin to wipe his face after he walked through the door!

Why can Liu Jiasheng remember it so clearly?
Because the hedgehog-haired guy was staring blankly at the "Smart Cat" brand napkin, his originally melancholy expression turned into a mix of emotions.

Then, the camera gave a two-second close-up of the "Huimao" brand napkins.

You thought it was over after a two-second close-up?
Do not!
The background audio also gave the spiky-haired Murong Xiang a voice from his heart.

"These days, very few people use [Smart Cat] brand napkins. I never expected to find them here..."

Did you think that emphasizing "【Huimao brand】napkins" once in the close-up was enough?
Do not!
Zhou Yang, that bastard director addicted to advertising, actually inserted a thirty-second flashback!

The memories are hazy, the music is beautiful, with orchestral and piano pieces, a wonderful and romantic sound that surrounds the entire screening room.

After each game of basketball, Murong Xiang and a somewhat naive girl would wipe their faces with "[Huimao] brand napkins" and "[Huimao] brand handkerchiefs"...

A beautiful picture of love was painted in the sky...

Liu Jiasheng had to admit it!

The plot of this movie is outrageously insane, but the soundtrack and the atmosphere it creates are quite effective.

The premise is.

You need to lose all your intelligence...

otherwise……

You will be in a lot of pain!
In short, the silly female lead inexplicably crosses paths with the second male lead again.

And yet, inexplicably, she left a tiny place in the second male lead's heart, making him remember her...

The overwhelming Mary Sue vibe on the screen relentlessly tormented Liu Jiasheng's already fragile nerves.

The screening room grew increasingly stuffy. And the plot of "Love Rollercoaster" was starting to get more and more bizarre!

Because of a slight connection with the spiky hairstyle, coupled with the fact that the female lead's clothes were unfashionable and ugly, she was instantly ostracized by all the girls in her class...

While eating, my plate was knocked over by a girl who seemed like a school bully...

I tripped while walking...

When I returned to the classroom, my textbooks and books were covered in all sorts of scribbles...

Even when answering questions, I was targeted...

The female lead's head was tilted back at a 45-degree angle the whole time, her eyes were red-rimmed, but she bit her lip, desperately trying not to cry, showing her stubbornness, hard work, and strength...

Then, for the next few days, the female protagonist would arrive at school early every day, change into her patched-up clothes, and "strongly" face everything...

Next!

The female lead's strong and resilient demeanor caught the attention of a cheerful, mysterious, and artistic third male lead, Duanmu Feng, who loved playing the piano and was a student on campus!

Then, as if his cerebellum had suddenly atrophied, Duanmu Feng was shocked and moved by the heroine's strength...

It turns out that the artistic boy, known as the "Piano Prince" of the academy, Duanmu Feng, also has a backstory. He is the heir to a musical family, but due to a childhood fear of snakes, he suddenly seems to have lost his talent and is unable to create. The heroine's strong appearance inspires him to persevere. He not only helps the heroine out of her predicament but also develops a little bit of strange feelings for her...

Then, inexplicably, the two of them made a pact to work together and make tomorrow better!

Fuck your mother!
Grass!
Who is the screenwriter's mother?

I'm going to kill him!
……

After watching one ridiculous plot after another...

Liu Jiasheng felt the world spinning around him in the screening room. He didn't know if it was because there were too many people, but he felt like he couldn't breathe at all!
He clutched his heart again!

Whoops!

Oh shit!

My heart is breaking!
"I need to go to the restroom..."

"..."

He finally stood up and said this to his fiancée.

If Liu Jiasheng stayed in the screening room any longer and watched this kind of movie, he felt that he might just die on the spot.

His heart simply couldn't take this kind of torment anymore!

He finally stood up and said this to his fiancée.

Then, at this moment, his fiancée completely ignored him and kept wiping her tears with a napkin.

Liu Jiasheng was shocked!
I stared at the screen as if I'd seen a ghost.

On the screen, a scene plays where Duanmu Feng, trying to protect the female lead, is suddenly hit on the hand by a chair that appears out of nowhere, injuring his hand and rendering him unable to play the piano, his expression one of utter pain...

Then, the female lead, "Yamako," accompanied and encouraged him with tears in her eyes, her voice very gentle and captivating!
"you can!"

"you can!"

You can stand up!

"Believe in yourself, you can do it. I think you are excellent, you are absolutely capable..."

Oh shit!

If it weren't for the plot!

Liu Jiasheng even felt that the female lead was encouraging a "dysfunctional man" who "couldn't get up" in bed!

Especially when you see the third male lead stubbornly turning around while biting his lip, looking so frustrated like he has prostatitis...

Liu Jiasheng finally broke down!
He hurriedly left the screening room, went into the restroom, and lit a cigarette.

however……

I've been trying to calm down for ages and I still haven't recovered!

Then...

Several boys came in one after another.

They all squatted in the bathroom smoking, their eyes filled with complicated emotions.

"This movie is so overpowering, damn it, even the toilet doesn't smell as bad as this movie..."

But alas!

"My girlfriend is crying her eyes out... and she won't let me leave early, damn it!"

"..."

........................

I stayed in the bathroom for more than ten minutes and smoked several cigarettes.

As a professional film critic, Liu Jiasheng eventually returned to the screening room.

he thinks……

I should be able to handle it.

Then, the moment he sat down, his expression changed drastically!
What did he see?
He witnessed a scene that made his anus tighten and shattered his worldview!
He saw it on the screen...

Several male actors are playing basketball.

They kept fighting!

The male protagonist, Dongfang Yunhai, seemed to have a cheat code; he stepped on his right foot with his left and suddenly flew up!

(End of this chapter)