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Chapter 154 A truly outrageous movie!
Chapter 154 A truly outrageous movie!
As!
A qualified film critic!
As a film critic who has watched countless movies!
Liu Jiasheng has seen countless films, both Chinese and Western, including the most outrageous ones.
but……
The moment I saw "Love Rollercoaster"!
Liu Jiasheng suddenly realized that he was as naive as a child when it came to this film.
"boom!"
The screening room clearly only had the sound of the movie playing.
But, for some reason, Liu Jiasheng felt as if a thunderbolt had exploded next to his head, making his head buzz!
He stared intently at the big screen!
My fragile heart shattered completely at that moment!
Can anyone tell him?
What did he see?
He saw Zhou Yang's character, Dongfang Yunhai, suddenly and without warning defy gravity, and then...
Fly!
Then, to everyone's astonishment, she did a 360-degree spin, her long hair whipping around, and the camera gave a close-up of her icy expression, followed by...
The movie started playing in 0.5x slow motion, and the surrounding sound effects instantly disappeared, leaving only the excited expressions of the crowd in the theater. Then…
The male protagonist, Dongfang Yunhai, suddenly burst into action as if he had eaten three pounds of pig feed, yelling "Super Roller Coaster!" in mid-air. Immediately afterward, he executed a stylish two-handed dunk!
Whether it was because Zhou Yang thought the dunk was too cool, or because he wanted to pad the runtime, the dunk was unsurprisingly repeated three times, with the dunk hitting the rim three times in a row before the male lead finally landed on the ground, panting, and shook his hair...
This scene!
That was absolutely amazing!
At least, Liu Jiasheng was so shocked that he stood up!
Super roller coaster?
Holy shit!
Don't tell me that the roller coaster in "Roller Coaster of Love" means this.
"Wow!"
"Is this the legendary 'Super Roller Coaster' dunk?"
"That's awesome!"
"I heard it's Michael Jordan's signature dunking move in the NBA! But no one but him has ever been able to master it!"
"Wow, I've heard about that too. I heard that this move requires the powerful jumping ability and resilience of the [European Basketball Shoes], plus the potential activation of the [European Sports Gear], to unlock the 'genetic chain'..."
"That's awesome! Wow, so cool!"
"..."
Liu Jiasheng stared intently at the excited girls on the screen!
Zhou Yang, you bastard, you know your filming was outrageous enough, so you came up with this commentary?
and many more!
Why does it feel like this is an advertisement for "European Sports Armor"?
The moment Liu Jiasheng's idea came to mind, this outrageous movie began to come true!
"Whirlwind Roller Coaster Slam Dunk!"
After the protagonist Dongfang Yunhai landed, not far away, the depressed prince Murong Xiang, seeing that the score was already behind, suddenly roared and flew up again in Liu Jiasheng's eyes.
From the other end of the basketball court, he dribbled between his legs, soaring into the sky, then did a 780-degree spin, his body leaping into the air, and finally, at an incredible speed, transformed into a spinning top, slamming the ball hard against the rim.
The rim trembled slightly!
Then, as if unable to withstand the arrogance of these two big show-offs, it actually cracked layer by layer!
In the end, it shattered!
The abstract plot has made it impossible for Liu Jiasheng to define whether this movie is a bad film or not!
He is now extremely suspicious!
How did this screenwriter's brain work? Every frame is an absolute treat!
When Liu Jiasheng was so engrossed in the image of basketball players flying through the air that he couldn't tear himself away.
On screen, the handsome Dongfang Yunhai and the gloomy prince Murong Xiang suddenly sparked a romance because of something!
Then, they started playing basketball right there on the court!
The action scenes were so fluid, so stylish, so...
abnormal!
Fuck!
If he could swear in public, Liu Jiasheng felt he had sworn countless times!
"stop fighting!"
"Stop fighting!"
"Please, please stop hitting them!"
"..."
He saw two boys start punching each other!
It's called a fight, but it's more like dancing and showing off at the same time!
Even the gloomy prince Murong Xiang did a cool headfirst landing, a 360-degree Thomas spin, and then kicked the air with a whip kick.
Liu Jiasheng didn't know what the meaning of this move was, but it did look damn cool, with a bit of a whirlwind effect...
Then, the female lead started yelling and screaming in a panic. In the end, the two male leads stopped because of the female lead and exchanged some harsh words with each other!
"You're not the only one with [European Armed Forces], I have them too!"
"Humph!"
These two harsh words struck Liu Jiasheng like a thunderbolt, leaving him completely bewildered!
Because I went to the bathroom for more than ten minutes.
Liu Jiasheng had no idea how the two fought. Judging from the plot, it seemed that someone mocked the female lead, and then the second male lead, Murong Xiang, made a move. Then, for some reason, the male lead, Dongfang Yunhai, also saw it and misunderstood something. Anyway, they started fighting.
"sit down!"
"Sit down, you're blocking my view of the movie!"
"Hey, you in front, sit down!"
"..."
After someone in the back row started cursing, Liu Jiasheng subconsciously sat down.
He looked at his fiancée beside him. She seemed to be moved by something in the movie, and tears were streaming down her face.
Then, I specially bought a large pack of "Huimao Brand" napkins for 3 yuan and started wiping.
Upon seeing this, Liu Jiasheng momentarily thought that his fiancée was an actress hired by Zhou Yang!
........................
[Changkong Film & Television] Li Weibin sat in the last row of the premiere hall.
The success of these three films—"The Pick of the Rings: Reboot," "The Haunted Village," and "The Beast"—...
It showed him Zhou Yang's potential!
Thus, they joined Zhou Yang's camp, becoming the first cinema chain outside of Feihe Cinema to formally reach a strategic agreement with Zhou Yang!
He hadn't even watched the movie "Love Rollercoaster" before he got the source material!
It's no exaggeration to say that this premiere was also the first time he had ever seen a movie like this!
then!
He was stunned!
He started to regret it! Explosive!
This movie is absolutely amazing!
From the beginning to the middle of the movie, Li Weibin had lost count of how many scenes of the underworld he had witnessed!
Without exaggeration, every second is fucking the ultimate experience, making you feel like you're on cloud nine, experiencing a constant, convulsive pleasure!
Look, the actors are flying through the air while playing basketball, isn't that exciting enough?
If it's not exciting enough!
So, what if we want to go even higher and increase the dosage?
The screen continued to play the plot of "Love Rollercoaster".
The aloof male protagonist, Dongfang Yunhai, takes the female protagonist to the most luxurious "luxury" store in the capital!
Yes, the [European Sports Gear] store.
Then, the female protagonist was so excited that she looked at the sportswear, casual clothes, and sneakers with nervousness and at a loss, just like a country bumpkin who had never seen the world before.
"This is the best brand clothing in the capital! This store is too expensive, I..."
"You're going for an interview at my company tomorrow. Are you sure you want to go wearing patched-up clothes?"
"..."
"Boss, buy everything she just looked at!"
The moment the aloof male lead, Dongfang Yunhai, took out his card and "generously" bought a series of clothes for the female lead, "Shancai"!
Li Weibin's brain completely shut down!
Rich kids buy these kinds of cheap sportswear, only a few dozen yuan...
You still want to swipe your card?
Staring at that glittering gold card...
Li Weibin had only one thought in his mind!
It's over! It's over!
This movie is completely ruined!
Oh no, oh no...
This movie might lose a fortune!
....................................
Time passed little by little.
For film critic Liu Jiasheng, every second was a catastrophe.
The film critics sitting in the back row also looked extremely uncomfortable at that moment...
And the movie continues to play, constantly revealing its most disturbing aspects!
The female protagonist has to work because her family is poor. Even though she knows that it is the male protagonist Dongfang Yunhai's company, she insists on working hard to earn this identity!
Then, wearing the European-style business suit given to her by the male lead, she went to the male lead's company for a job interview!
Unsurprisingly, the female lead was spotted by the second female lead, who then used various methods to suppress her and prevent her from successfully completing her internship.
nonsense!
Your resume is completely blank!
Why the hell don't you go for interviews for a waiter's job at a restaurant, instead of interviewing for a Fortune 500 company?!
Is the CEO's mother sick?
It's normal to refuse, okay?
Just as Liu Jiasheng was about to applaud the second female lead for rejecting the lead role, thinking that finally a normal person had appeared in the entire movie...
As if the plot had anticipated his thoughts, it slapped him hard across the face!
In the movie, just when the female protagonist "Yama-nai" was giving up and comforting herself, she suddenly caught the eye of the company CEO, the male protagonist's brother, because of her energetic smile!
Then, he was admitted despite not meeting the usual requirements!
Such a shameless plot made Liu Jiasheng pluck out all his hair. He couldn't believe how the screenwriter's brain worked!
What shocked him even more was!
On her first day of internship, the female protagonist is about to be fired for publicly arguing with a senior executive!
Just when Liu Jiasheng thought that the female lead was finally going to be fired and go to work as a waitress...
suddenly!
The movie is full of characters with an aura of utter stupidity!
Next!
He was praised by his boss for his "courage" and was instantly promoted to project manager!
Intern? You fucking handed over a project worth hundreds of millions to him?
Your lousy company, if you don't go bankrupt, who will?
Later, after the second female lead explained, film critic Liu Jiasheng finally breathed a sigh of relief!
It turns out that this project was extremely difficult, and even the male lead couldn't handle it. After learning that she had taken on the project, the male lead, Dongfang Yunhai, repeatedly advised her to give up!
However, the female protagonist is exceptionally stubborn and feels that she must prove her strength!
Then, all alone, with just a few thin sheets of A4 paper, I rode my rusty bicycle to discuss projects!
Then, on the way, I rescued a beggar who had fainted on the street, which ultimately delayed my meeting with a client, who then gave me a severe dressing down!
Aside from the male lead, Dongfang Yunhai, who unusually showed a gentle expression while trying to persuade the female lead, everyone in the company was cursing her. The second female lead even slammed her fist on the table in front of the male lead, demanding that the shareholders fire her...
Just when the atmosphere was becoming extremely oppressive...
The movie took a sudden turn!
The beggar was the client's father. The client was so excited that he ran over to thank him and immediately signed a multi-billion dollar order!
Immediately afterwards...
When I saw this scene...
Liu Jiasheng has lost his composure!
He felt that if he kept watching, he would go completely insane!
however!
"Old Liu, this movie is fantastic!"
"So touching!"
"Seriously, it's much better than that movie 'Ferris Wheel of Love'!"
"It's great! It's really great, especially when the male lead is under so much pressure but still stands by the female lead. I feel like he's the most handsome man in the world!"
"..."
When he saw his fiancée beside him start wiping away tears again...
Liu Jiasheng was deeply shocked!
Damn it!
A movie like this!
She could cry?
Immediately afterwards...
He stared at the other girls as if they were ghosts...
On screen, the male lead embraces the female lead, celebrating her success...
The other girls had tears welling up in their eyes, wiping their noses and tears with [Smart Cat Brand] tissues!
Seeing this scene...
He's starting to lose confidence!
Could it be that we're not watching the same movie?
Or did Zhou Yang hire actors?
(End of this chapter)
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