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Chapter 155 How brutal!
A terrible movie...

What elements are required?
The script is terrible!
The screenwriter of this terrible movie wrote a script that was completely mindless, with all sorts of inexplicable plots. Not only was it illogical, but the plot was also disjointed, so absurd that it was incredibly awkward!

The actors are terrible!
The actors showed absolutely no acting skills from beginning to end, their expressions were extremely stereotypical, and they all had expressionless faces throughout. The supporting actors were even worse, like a bunch of NPCs, stupidly reciting the same few lines, making it impossible to tell who was who...

The production team is terrible!
The production is perfunctory and visibly cheap, riddled with various continuity errors. Not only does it deviate from reality, but it is also filled with all sorts of product placements, bombarding the audience's senses in various ways...

Without a doubt, "Love Rollercoaster" is an epic flop that has all the elements, and even surpasses its predecessor!
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A great movie!

It's simply an audiovisual treat.

What a terrible movie!
It's audiovisual pollution.

In the screening room.

Film critic Liu Jiasheng remained seated, but perhaps due to excessive exposure to the pollutants, he could no longer hear any sound from the film!

He felt like a silly scarecrow, enjoying the 150-minute movie while being bombarded with all sorts of deadly shots!

The second half of the movie went completely insane!

To what extent did he go mad?

The female protagonist, "Yama-na," has been interning at the protagonist's company for several months, and the company is about to enter the next phase!
Then, in the most critical moment, the female protagonist unleashed an unprecedented creative talent. During a crucial negotiation, when even the entire company's top management was mired in design difficulties and problems, she was given a savior. Step by step, using a kindergarten-level drawing tool, she sketched out a solution in less than a minute. Everyone was moved to tears by this solution, which ultimately won the unanimous approval of the executives at Qinzhou Automobile. Everyone stood up excitedly, applauding with tears in their eyes, as if they had just eaten a superfood…

"To express my gratitude for Ms. Yamana's design!"

"We at Qinzhou Auto are willing to gift Ms. Shancai a brand new Qinzhou G1, a globally limited edition urban SUV with a signature!"

"..."

"Mountain Vegetable, the luckiest thing in my life is meeting you!"

"Without you..."

"I don't even know where I'm supposed to be!"

"so……"

"Would you be willing to manage this company with me?"

"I hope that we will never be apart in this lifetime!"

"We want to be together for life!"

"..."

On the screen.

Amidst shimmering waves of romantic and dazzling melodies.

The radiant female protagonist, amidst applause and excitement, sits down in a meeting about billions of dollars in investment, ready to discuss the company's future direction.

Then, the male protagonist, Dongfang Yunhai, suddenly interrupted the meeting. Immediately afterwards, under the gaze of all the investors and executives, he affectionately took out a glass ring of unknown carat weight!

Immediately afterwards...

Under the watchful eyes of the crowd, he knelt down on one knee with deep affection and elegantly proposed to the female protagonist!
The female lead was moved to tears!
The shareholders were so excited that tears welled up in their eyes, and they kept clapping. Their heads seemed to be pulled by a rope, and they nodded excitedly and exclaimed in unison!
"Young people, true love conquers all!"

"He reminds me of when I was young..."

"No, he was stronger than we were back then!"

"It's time to hand power over to these young people!"

"Yes, I also believe that under their leadership, our company will definitely become better and stronger, and enter the world's top 100!"

"..."

The increasingly romantic promotional materials and beautiful visuals resonate throughout the footage.

Then, it echoed again and again...

"I am willing!"

As the female lead excitedly shouted "I do!", the male lead excitedly picked her up and spun her around the conference room countless times...

This insane "Love Rollercoaster" has finally come to an end!

Let's see how it ends!

As the screen went dark...

The moment the lights in the screening room came on...

Liu Jiasheng, who was covered in cold sweat, finally caught his breath!

he!
Ultimately, it was through sheer willpower that he managed to survive!

His ears were finally able to hear again!

Thunderous applause rose and fell, continuing for a long time!
He clapped along blankly; the trauma this movie had caused him was simply too powerful!
It's no less significant than the US attacking Pearl Harbor. Don't ask why it was the US...

It's no less impressive than Americans racing cars on the moon and playing Texas Hold'em without their oxygen helmets—don't ask why it's always the Americans…

He subconsciously walked out of the movie theater, feeling the sunlight enveloping him... He took a greedy breath!

Then, he discovered that his fiancée was missing.

When he finally realized what was happening and turned around, he found his fiancée excitedly spending money in the lobby...

Not only did they buy a huge bag of napkins, but they also bought a large stack of Zhou Yang's personal posters, and they kept calling out to me, asking me to help carry things...

Liu Jiasheng scratched his head!

Oh shit!

can't read!
I really don't understand!
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The evening of June 1.

【Tianyu】

In 2004, China Film Group Corporation planned to import 24 foreign films, including 14 Hollywood films.

A set of data was placed on the desk of Xu Haibo, the vice president of the film department of Tianyu International, and Xu Haibo looked at it carefully.

In 2003, almost all 10 imported Hollywood movies were box office hits, generating an astonishing 23 billion RMB in box office revenue for the entire year in China!
The total box office revenue in China is only around 12 billion yuan, which seems to be not much different from Hollywood. However, nearly 70 films were released domestically, averaging 1.5 films per week.

In 2003, apart from "Undercover" and "A Better Tomorrow" which could barely hold their own, the rest were all terrible!
Of course, 2003 has passed, and the competition among Chinese films in 2004 will be even fiercer!
In 2004, Sony Pictures, one of the eight major Hollywood studios, had completed filming a movie called "The Mosquito Man," which was scheduled for release in April 2004.

This movie is adapted from the American comic book "Mutant Mosquito." The film mainly tells the story of a student named Parker who gains superhuman abilities after being bitten by a genetically modified mosquito and then saves the world. The original comic book is very popular. At the same time, my colleague Zeng Qiang, who came from Hollywood, excitedly said that this movie is going to be a hit...

In addition, there's the epic disaster film "The End of the World," which cost nearly $1.25 million; the sci-fi masterpiece "Cosmic Age"; and the globally renowned film "Star Wars: Episode II"...

One after another, Hollywood blockbusters, all with budgets of hundreds of millions, made Xu Haibo realize something profound...

2004 was an absolutely crazy year for the entire Chinese film industry.

For these film companies, it was the most competitive year yet. Whoever could grab the rights to Hollywood movies first would make a fortune!
sunset.

After reviewing the data, I made a phone call to several senior executives in the company to set the tone for the future.

Xu Haibo checked the time, and then a figure popped into his mind.

A slight worry welled up in his heart, and then he looked at the assistant standing next to him: "Zhou Yang's movie 'Love Rollercoaster' has been released, right?"

Zhou Yang, who caused such a stir a few days ago, is now like a thorn in his side.

From the success of "Sun Wukong vs. Superman 2" to "King of the Beasts," and Zhou Yang's recent move of using them to gain massive popularity...

This made him realize that he would no longer underestimate this young man!

"It's been released, but..."

"But what?"

"This movie is absolutely awful..."

After the assistant finished speaking, he opened his laptop with a complicated expression, and then opened the movie ratings on the laptop!
Upon seeing the rating, even the usually calm Xu Haibo was shocked!
Total score: 10 points!
This movie, "Love Rollercoaster," received a score of 5.2!
What’s even more exaggerated is…

[Movie Home] Zhou Yang's professional website only got 5 points!
300 reviews!
Almost all of them received low scores!

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Previously, the film "Love Ferris Wheel" released by Tianyu Media only received a score of 6.1.

A number that couldn't be lower!
However, the moment the rating of "Love Rollercoaster" was revealed to be 5.0...

[Movie House] Countless netizens were shocked!
They stared at the movie in disbelief!

A movie!
How utterly rotten it must be!

How could it have received such a low score of 5.0 from countless netizens who have seen the movie?
It's worth noting that [Xuan Shi Entertainment]'s debut work, "Sun Wukong vs. Superman 2," currently has a score of 6.8!

……

when!
When I saw the movie's rating of 5.0, I was somewhat prepared.

However, Li Weibin of Changkong Film and Television was still trembling with fear!

in the office.

He opened the comments section for "Love Rollercoaster"...

All the comments were the same!

It's all insults...

[I'm so shocked! I'm so shocked! I'm completely dumbfounded and bleeding from all seven orifices!!! Director, do you even know what you're filming? The CEO of a listed company is wearing nothing but cheap, 500-yuan "European suits"—the kind of cheap, domestically made suits sold at street stalls? The son of a real estate tycoon who studied in Australia has to take taxis? And in the middle of a basketball game, someone just flies through the air? And, damn it, the female lead acts like she's never seen anything like it, getting all excited about 200- or 300-yuan tracksuits? This is supposed to be a prestigious academy, a prestigious academy, can you please stop insulting our intelligence?]

Tell me, what kind of car is the "Qinzhou G1"? The movie hyped it up for ages—a multinational corporation, a Fortune 500 company, a globally limited-edition sports car manufacturer—what the hell? It's just a soon-to-be-bankrupt Alto car factory! Screenwriter, you son of a bitch, can't you use your brain?!

[The whole thing is an advertisement, and what's more, Dongfang Yunhai's long hair shocked me—it's incredibly ugly! I could tolerate Murong Xiang's spiky hair looking like undone shit, but you fucking tell me, the rich kid of a listed company uses domestic shampoo, and the kind that costs 5 cents a packet—the kind that's disposable?]

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(End of this chapter)