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Chapter 30! My eyes are going blind!

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In a dark cinema.

What did Deng Hairong see?
He didn't see the names of the main creative team!
What you're seeing is an advertisement!

and……

The advertisement is a series of advertisements!
He could tolerate the advertisements; after all, what movie doesn't have ads?

But look at this shocking advertising slogan!
He felt an overwhelming emotion surge from the soles of his feet to the top of his head!
What time machine!

What spaceship!
The advertising slogans became increasingly exaggerated and astounding!
He boasted that he had been in the entertainment industry for many years and that he had seen and experienced a great deal!
But he realized that he was still too young at that moment!
I've never seen such an outrageous advertisement in my life!

However, strangely enough...

Seeing this string of nonsensical advertisements, the audience in the movie theater didn't immediately start cursing...

instead!
There was a brief silence.

Deng Hairong subconsciously looked around and found that everyone was stunned.

Several young people eating popcorn were immediately choked by the popcorn and started coughing violently.

……

[Ah Liang Fast Food Restaurant] Xu Xueliang stared wide-eyed at the outrageous advertisement!
Even he felt a strong surge of "grass mud horse" emotion welling up from the depths of his heart. My god, this advertisement is too blatant, and it's also too damn exaggerated...

"Mr. Xu, don't worry, there are still more of your advertisements to come!"

"Anything else?" Xu Xueliang subconsciously turned his head, looking at the smiling Zhou Yang, somewhat dazed.

"Yes, you get what you pay for. Our [A Liang Fast Food Restaurant] advertisements are everywhere..."

"Are there any normal ads? I mean, the kind that are normal. I'm afraid they'll smash up my shop after watching the movie..."

He subconsciously glanced at the people around him, afraid that they would get so angry that they would curse on the spot, and even more afraid that they would smash his shop afterwards!

"It's normal, we're perfectly normal, don't worry!" Zhou Yang glanced subconsciously at Xu Xueliang's complicated expression, then smiled even more broadly: "Don't worry, I'll make sure your investment is well worth it!"

"..."

When Xu Xueliang heard this, he wanted to say something.

But in the end, he found that he couldn't say anything at all.

Suddenly, I feel a tiny bit of regret!
Just then, a mournful melody suddenly began playing on the big screen, followed by…

The main feature has begun!

..............................

"This is a cruel era!"

"The Marco aliens have traveled through the spacetime turbulence to Earth, attempting to use it to rule the planet!"

"At this very moment, Yan Shuangying, the Chinese superhero who was drinking coffee, felt the call of destiny..."

"..."

The screen gradually lit up.

The background music is very tragic.

Faintly, the sounds of ghosts wailing and wolves howling could be heard.

The voice-over behind the scenes sounded exceptionally deep and resonant, like that of a broadcaster, full of historical depth.

behind……

The young men who were secretly recording pirated copies were slightly startled when they heard this sound!
For a moment, it felt like a scene from a blockbuster movie. They glanced furtively at the staff next to them, then carefully raised the camera.

Weird!
In the past, if you brought a camera into a movie theater, the staff would always keep a close eye on you, and you weren't even allowed to bring one!
This is for anti-piracy protection of movies.

But for this movie, perhaps it was just their imagination, even though they were holding the camera, the crew seemed to ignore them.

One of the young men raised the camera slightly higher...

Then, to their surprise, they discovered that the staff had seen it, but made absolutely no attempt to stop it!
Are these people completely unafraid of piracy?

They felt somewhat lost!

Just then, the movie finally started playing!
Next!

and many more!

What does "Huaxia Superman Yan Shuangying" mean?
and many more!

Who the hell is this guy?
When the group of people filming pirated copies saw a distinctly Eastern face flying in the sky, they were immediately taken aback!
The movie theater erupted in an uproar!
The group stared blankly at the "Chinese Superman" flying in the camera's view, then looked down at the promotional poster!
They were so shocked that they were completely speechless!

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"What!" Deng Hairong, who was sitting in the main seat, was so shocked when he saw the scene of "Superman appearing" that he was immediately stunned!
Picture!

Blast!

It was so explosive!
The background layout is a mess, with cheap special effects everywhere, and I don't know if it's a visual issue on his part...

He even saw that the so-called "sky" seemed to be a blue plastic film, and that the so-called "flight" was like being dragged by something, with an electric fan blowing in front of him.

Correct!
The post-production was a complete mess!
In many places, they didn't even bother to cover it up; they were completely exposed!

Such an eyesore...

Even a seasoned veteran like Deng Hairong was startled!
He turned his head and looked at Fan Qiang, who was also shocked and stunned!
At this moment, Fan Qiang was still holding the camera, his hand still poised to capture evidence, but his expression showed that he was completely questioning his life!

This movie!
It's so damn rotten it's outrageous!
He instinctively put down the camera...

It seems that we no longer need to look for this so-called evidence?

Deng Hairong originally thought this was the most explosive thing ever!
But I didn’t expect it!

This is just an appetizer before the main course!
The most explosive thing is yet to come!
Immediately afterwards...

What do they see?
I saw Yan Shuangying, the Chinese superhero, inexplicably thrown into the desert by a "time-space turbulence"...

Then, without any logic whatsoever, they bumped into "Sun Wukong"!
He uttered a line so embarrassing it made you want to dig three bedrooms and two living rooms into the soles of your feet!
"Was it you who destroyed the world?! I, Yan Shuangying, the Chinese Superman, will save this world!"

"Suffer to death!"

"..."

then!

Sun Wukong and Yan Shuangying, the Chinese superhero, started fighting!

Yes!

You are not mistaken!

After reciting these insane lines, the two sides started fighting without saying a word!

Yes!

Amidst the billowing sand and dust!

One of them is wielding a golden cudgel!
One is clenching a fist!

And then they started wrestling!
When Deng Hairong saw this garbage plot...

I'm completely questioning the meaning of life!

and!

He found that this movie was constantly challenging his fragile worldview!
The two were wrestling!
It's absolutely hideous!

Pump your fist!
Kick!

Side kick!

Pulling at hair, pulling at wigs...

Then, keep fighting!

While shouting out lines like "Dharma of Heaven and Earth," "Heaven and Earth Overlord Fist," and "Cosmic Superman Fist," they were truly awe-inspiring!

More importantly...

Some moves that look okay!
For example, Sun Wukong stands up, takes a running start, and makes a flying kick!

It was played on repeat almost five times!
Yes!

That's right!

It played on a loop five times!
Deng Hairong was so impressed he thought the movie had stopped playing!

Are there any that exploded?

and also!

Even more explosive!

Superman falling to the ground!
It was played six times in a row!

Such a depraved and insane movie!
Simply unheard of!

……

The lawyer next to him, Fan Qiang, could barely hold the camera; his expression was one of barely suppressed frustration, as if he was about to explode.

"President Deng, I can't take it anymore. If I keep watching, I feel like I'm going to go blind..."

"This isn't a movie, this is fucking a revenge movie against society!"

"No, I have to go. If I keep watching, I think I'm going to go crazy..."

"Today is absolutely the most desperate day of my career!"

"Damn it, all I earned today was a pittance..."

"..."

(End of this chapter)