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Chapter 31 is utterly rotten!

[Feihe Cinema]

A gust of wind blew through the red cloth at the entrance and into the movie theater.

The dimly lit screening room had a faint, musty smell.

The movie was still playing.

In the screening room, the moviegoers who had been looking forward to the film were now staring in disbelief at this "epic blockbuster".

Confusion, disbelief, horror, shock...

At this moment, countless emotions surged within everyone's hearts!

They never imagined in their lives that one day they would walk into a movie theater and see such an inhumane film!

The immense impact left them speechless!
..............................

"【A Liang Fast Food Restaurant】is humanity's last hope!"

"You must shoulder the hope of saving the world, I beg you, my heroes!"

"You must protect [A Liang Fast Food Restaurant]! Protect humanity's last hope!"

"..."

Lawyer Fan Qiang clutched his heart, panting heavily, his eyes fixed on the big screen!
In the interplay of light and shadow, within a few brief minutes, Fan Qiang realized that his eyes had gone completely blind!

I felt so uncomfortable, it was unbearable!

It's even more exciting than having a million alpacas ram into his anus countless times!

This is practically raped with his own eyes!
What did he see?
He saw the leaked source of this so-called "Superman 2" and has completely lost all shame!
After a bizarre desert battle, they encountered another bizarre spacetime turbulence, and then, the Chinese superhero Yan Shuangying and Sun Wukong were suddenly transported to the modern era by the spacetime turbulence!
Yes!

He was not wrong!
They've been transported to the modern era!
Now that we've been transported to the present, what is this utterly depraved movie doing?!
Fuck!
He saw the sign for "A Liang Fast Food Restaurant," which appeared on the screen and remained there for a full five seconds!
Yes, for five seconds, apart from the background music, there are only the five words on the "A Liang Fast Food Restaurant" sign!

Moreover, the stingy production team actually, damn it, added a cheap, five-cent flashing effect to the "A Liang Fast Food Restaurant" signboard. The flashing effect felt like it had pierced his heart!
Five seconds later, the blood pressure-raising sign was finally slowly pulled down along with the camera...

Then, the two figures started fighting again without saying a word!
Then, there it was again—the familiar, explosive scene! A bizarre sequence of the same action repeated countless times!
One moment Sun Wukong is knocked to the ground, the next Superman is knocked to the ground...

Accompanied by a series of "bang bang bang" sounds as it landed, it completely shattered lawyer Fan Qiang's worldview!
Repeated playback is one thing!
Do you think this is its lowest point?
Do not!
Fan Qiang, who was still reeling from the shock and struggling to breathe, saw these uncivilized young men teach him a lesson he had learned in a very serious way!
He discovered, damn it!
He was watching an ad!
I was looking at an ad for [A Liang Fast Food Restaurant]!

Every place Sun Wukong falls is a product placement for [A Liang Fast Food Restaurant]!

Some ads feature tableware, others are close-ups of chopsticks, some have the words "A Liang Fast Food Restaurant" on a broom, and some even have a line of text pasted inside a toilet. Product placement is like a plague, omnipresent!

Finally, that damned product placement for "Ah Liang Fast Food Restaurant" ended, and those repetitive fighting scenes were over...

On the screen, a bowl of fried eggs appeared out of nowhere, and the fried eggs were given a close-up!
What drove Fan Qiang absolutely crazy happened: the fried egg suddenly emitted bursts of colorful special effects, and then, damn it, it started talking!

"Earth is about to be destroyed! The Marco aliens, using my energy, have traveled to Earth in an attempt to save and rule it!"

"With my last remaining energy, I summon two warriors from the East!"

"You are all burdened with destiny!"

"..."

Lawyer Fan Qiang trembled all over, staring in disbelief and gasping for breath!
At that moment, he felt all the strength in his body had been drained by this damn movie, and he didn't even have the strength to stand up!
"Fuck you!"

"What kind of crap are you filming?!"

"My eyes, I feel like I'm going to go blind!"

"My grass!"

"You guys could have easily stolen five dollars from my pocket, but instead you gave me a movie. You guys are such good people!"

"Damn it, boss, I'll pay you ten bucks, please stop causing trouble! Turn it off right now, I'm going crazy if I keep watching!"

"I feel like my IQ has been completely crushed by this movie, I feel like I'm an idiot!"

"..."

"..."

The screening room, which had been silent for a long time...

The moment the fried egg started talking, everyone finally erupted in excitement!

Some young people blushed and couldn't help but point at the screen and curse!

Some people were so shocked that they felt as if their internal organs had been shattered. They fled their seats as if they were afraid that if they continued watching, they would be shocked to the point of bleeding from all seven orifices by this unprecedented "masterpiece"!

........................

"Isn't that a good deal?" "I told you, 4500 yuan is more than enough for you!"

"..."

Amidst a cacophony of curses, nearly a third of the people in the movie theater fled...

After hearing the barrage of curses, Xu Xueliang, the owner of [A Liang Fast Food Restaurant], was now cowering in a corner, trembling with fear!

His face turned deathly pale, and when he saw Zhou Yang's serious face, his lips trembled slightly.

He originally thought that after receiving 4500 yuan and paying for a few meals, Zhou Yang would at most allow his brand to appear once...

But no one could have imagined that Zhou Yang would be like this...

Such "great value for money"!
After a moment, he lowered his head even further, and after trembling for a long time, he finally managed to choke out a sentence: "I, I, actually, actually, actually there was no need to do this, actually..."

I grass!

Such "value for money" is practically putting his brand on the spot...

His heart is fragile; he simply can't handle this much excitement...

"No, we must provide our customers with top-notch service. Don't worry, from now on, it will be all [A Liang Fast Food Restaurant] advertisements; it will be everywhere!"

"..."

Zhou Yang's words caused Xu Xueliang to force a smile that was more like a grimace. He stared timidly at the grumbling audience, afraid that they might get angry and smash up his shop.

After watching for a long time, I looked at the big screen again!
On the big screen!

The outrageous plot continues to unfold!

Despite the sizzling heat, the fried egg, which challenged my worldview, still spoke in a heavy voice about a series of things like "destiny," "saving the world," "saving the earth," and "history."
Sun Wukong and Yan Shuangying, the Chinese Superman, have stopped fighting!

After seeing the talking fried rice, they suddenly and inexplicably made up, and then...

Without any logic or plot, they began to share a common hatred, and then both sides stood in front of the fried egg and nodded seriously!
"Don't worry, I, Old Sun, will definitely protect [A Liang Fast Food Restaurant]. If any monster comes, I'll make sure it never comes back!"

"Don't worry, Mr. Egg, protecting world peace is our responsibility. [A Liang Fast Food Restaurant] will definitely live well! Not only will it be better, but it will also provide more nutrition and energy for children, busy people, and heroes who work hard for the whole world!"

"..."

or!

Spend a little more money!

Let President Zhou remove this outrageous advertisement...

Cancel it?
..............................

"What the hell!"

"Every line of dialogue is associated with [Ah Liang Fast Food Restaurant]!"

"you you……"

"..."

"I fucking can't take it anymore!"

"vomit!"

"Mr. Deng, you can stay here and watch, I..."

"I'm sorry, Mr. Deng, I really... I'm so sorry, I was too young..."

"This movie doesn't have any copyright infringement issues, but damn it... no, it does! I'm going to sue it for mentally polluting me!"

"That's stupid!"

"..."

The interplay of light and shadow continued.

The movie theater was filled with shouts and curses...

After persisting for a few more minutes, lawyer Fan Qiang felt as if his soul had been stuffed with a huge pile of dog shit. Finally, he lowered his head, carried the camera, said a few words to Deng Hairong, and then hurriedly ran away.

Deng Hairong clutched his heart, his eyes fixed on this incredibly bad movie!
This movie...

Absolutely!

Fuck!
To call it a movie is an insult to film; it's simply a waste of everything!
but!
do not know why!
He actually wanted to see just how utterly shocking this movie's values ​​could be!
Oh shit!

Is he crazy?
(End of this chapter)