You are not monster girls!

Chapter 110 I Can't Let You Live Like a Widow Anymore (4k Two-in-One)

"What do you plan to do with it, big brother?" Emperor Roar asked, somewhat displeased.

Xia Li originally wanted to stretch out her claws to test what the food produced was all about, but in the end, she ended up like Lin Muran, getting a few mouthfuls of breath from her.

If it weren't for her previous experience of being swallowed, she would have either eaten or crushed and eaten this unknown spiritual energy residue according to normal procedures.

"It's a little tricky."

Lin Muran reached out and tried again, and just like Xia Li, the three garden eels, which had slowly turned orange-white, spotted, and yellow-white, breathed on her at the same time.

Now it really is an eel.

"Is it tricky?"

After recovering, Bai Mengqing blinked her dark vertical pupils and looked at the person and beast gathered around the stove, her tone full of guilt.

"It's tricky, I really don't think I can flush it down the toilet."

As Lin Muran spoke, he took another cup of water and slowly poured it over the eels. The three garden eels not only did not lose their color, but they also occasionally merged into one eel, creating waves and ripples.

It actually overcame the water washing barrier, which shows that it is indeed different from Bai Mengqing's usual creations.

"What should we do then?" Bai Mengqing choked back tears.

In the past, Lin Muran could easily help him resolve the troubles he had created, but now, even Xia Li couldn't handle this situation.

That means the situation is really serious.

"Hmm, come and touch it."

"Hey, no, my hands are freshly washed."

As soon as Bai Mengqing said this, the three garden eels drooped down like Yang Wei.

No, you weren't this disgusted when you dipped your bare hands in ink.

“You are their mother,” Lin Muran declared confidently.

"Agreed," Emperor Roar said, raising his foot in agreement with his elder brother.

"Hey, hey, my underwear's showing."

Xia Li was wearing a standard white t-shirt and skirt today. When Lin Muran saw her sitting on the sofa and her two little feet covered with white socks moving up, she quickly stopped her.

It seems that the path to cultivating a sense of shame in spirit beasts is still very long.

"I...I'm not like that!!"

"But the problem is that it was manufactured."

"This"

Bai Mengqing blushed. She had become a mother without even having a partner. According to ordinary people, wasn't that making her a widow?
I've heard that widows bring bad luck to their husbands. If she's a widow, then she'll have to drag Lin Muran down with her.

Otherwise, it would be too embarrassing to be alone.

She immediately retorted, "If I were the mother, then you would be their father!!"

Lin Muran:???

Upon hearing this, the three garden eels all turned their little heads to look at Lin Muran.

"No, I don't know how to spray ink." Lin Muran was completely confused.

"Who told you to call me a widow!"

"The ingredient has been upgraded to 'elder sister-in-law.' Emperor Roar said sadly, indicating that his status in the family had decreased by one."

Xia Li slightly raised her sunglasses, pretending to wipe away tears.

寡妇
This dragon's thought process is quite unpredictable.

"Indeed, you're already a widow, I can't let you live a life of celibacy any longer. Hey, hey, hey, hurry up and give in, you stupid dragon!!!"

Only after the other party completely begged for forgiveness and apologized did Bai Mengqing relent, puffing out her cheeks: "A dragon would never find a mortal as a partner!!"

If Lin Muran were to transform into a dragon someday, she might consider it.

"Ouch, your bite really hurts."

Lin Muran kept rubbing the "cut along the dotted line" on her hand and complained.

Luckily, his body was quite resilient; if an ordinary person had tried to bandage him, it would have caused bleeding.

Lin Muran originally wanted to team up with Xia Li to tease the dragon, but unexpectedly the dragon bit him right away, and the dragon seal collection on his hand increased by 1.

Unexpected innocence.

"Who gave you the right to joke about the dignity of the dragon race?"

“Ingredients do indeed require a certain level of quality. Even Di Hou thinks that Big Brother has gone a bit too far.” Xia Li rarely agreed with Bai Mengqing.

"Okay, okay, it's me."

“If the ingredients don’t want it, Big Brother can joke with Emperor Roar.” Emperor Roar sincerely extended an invitation to Big Brother.

As Xia Li spoke, she secretly moved her little bottom towards Lin Muran's direction.

"How can you take advantage like this?!" Bai Mengqing quickly moved closer to Lin Muran, her tail curving into her spine dragon form.

If she really became a widow, she would definitely kill Lin Muran, the scapegoat, and she couldn't let Xia Li take her away.

"I always feel like you guys are cursing me."

Lin Muran didn't hear any respect in the two spirit beasts' words. Instead, he felt like the second-to-last or third-to-last person was trying to defend the last one.

"Let's figure out how to deal with this guy first."

Lin Muran looked at the garden eel in front of her, which had suddenly bent over and was trembling for some reason. She pressed down on the heads of the two spirit beasts and turned their gazes toward the incense burner on the coffee table.

"Smash it with a single claw while in red form. Emperor Roar declared that there was no need for the painted creation to survive."

Xia Li rolled up her sleeves and showed Lin Muran her fair elbows.

Hiss—ha~
The three garden eels breathed on Xia Li.

“Wrong,” Emperor Roar said, realizing that his previous statement was incorrect.

"You changed your tune really quickly." Lin Muran was a little surprised that Xia Li, who would remain calm even if Mount Tai collapsed in front of her, was actually startled by a breath.

The artist's creations are more powerful than the artist's; isn't that going against the natural order a bit too much?

Suddenly, Xia Li stood on the sofa, pointing her left foot at the incense burner like a golf club, assuming a shooting stance: "Rebuttal. Di Hou just thinks the slap is too light and should be kicked like a football."

She was careless before and got eaten because she didn't dodge. Now that this whole thing is in the furnace, it's not too easy to aim at.

The garden eels, which had been panting, all shrank into the stove without daring to make a sound.

Good heavens, this spirit beast is also from the cat-loving section!
However, the deterrent effect was indeed effective; the guy got scared.

As expected of the guardian spirit beast of the sect, its aura is not to be underestimated.

"I...I don't really advocate using violence." Bai Mengqing shook Lin Muran when she saw Xia Li about to kick someone.

She wasn't worried that her painting would actually be kicked to pieces by Xia Li, but rather that it would be such a pity if the four dragon-head incense burner were broken.

"Then why don't you try training it?"

"But you're the mushroom expert, isn't it your job to train it?"

“He’s a monster expert.” Lin Muran frowned; this dragon had indeed hit a nerve.

Theoretically speaking, this thing should indeed be tamed entirely by oneself, which would fit the story used to deceive Bai Mengqing at the beginning.

Lin Muran shrugged: "I'll do it, but don't worry about what I use."

"What's wrong with you?! Ugh!!!"

Just as Bai Mengqing was wondering why Lin Muran told her to leave it alone, she felt a sharp pain in her hand, as if she had been electrocuted.

Looking up, Lin Muran held a dark green scale that looked like a guitar pick in her hand and threw it directly into the incense burner.

Plop. The three garden eels sank immediately, and the surface of the fluid suddenly became completely still. After a long while, they slowly emerged, swaying like milk dragons.

Bai Mengqing was a little uncomfortable watching it and almost announced a breakup on the spot.

After that, Lin Muran threw away bread crumbs, sausages, and used toilet paper, all of which were swallowed and completely digested.

After this series of actions, Lin Muran reached out again. Although the three garden eels did not breathe, they scattered and avoided being touched.

They've become much more well-behaved compared to the beginning.

"She can actually calm down; she truly deserves to be called an expert nanny."

Bai Mengqing watched as the three garden eels turned into seaweed, and the admiration in her eyes as she looked at Lin Muran was almost overflowing.

Lin Muran could easily handle the painting creations that even she herself couldn't tame.

It felt a bit too unfair to him to be a mere mortal.

"He's a monster expert."

Lin Muran stopped Xia Li, who was about to reach out, and said to Bai Mengqing, "Try reaching out now."

"Just calm down, why do you have to reach out?"

"Let's see if its hostility has really subsided."

The method for training slime girls is the opposite of that for ordinary monster girls; they must be thoroughly fed before a trust test can be conducted.

Lin Muran felt that the fact that this creature knew Xia Li wanted to kick it like a soccer ball meant it had a certain level of intelligence, so he decided to try this method first.

He usually applies resistance buffs before using it, as he can't replenish magic power here, and he wouldn't dare to risk his hand.

Bai Mengqing's hands were not only armored, but they had also just been fully inserted, making her the perfect candidate.

"But."

"If you don't make a move soon, Xia Li is going to start shooting."

"I'll touch it, I'll touch it, okay?" Bai Mengqing muttered a couple of times, swallowed, and slowly stretched out her hand.

Guji~
The garden eels did not do anything drastic. Instead, they combined into one, transforming into a giant eel that looked like it was growing out of a tree, which Bai Mengqing then touched.

"Lin Muran, they really haven't breathed on them anymore."

Bai Mengqing's vertical pupils flashed as she slowly inserted and quickly with her fingers into the hole, varying the depth and rhythm, separating and rejoining them, constantly rubbing out gurgling sounds and ink.

Lin Muran:???

Isn't this dragon's technique a little too professional?

"That's fine." Lin Muran wiped the sweat from her forehead, almost unable to hold back her tears.

However, at least this thing can indeed be regarded as a slime, and it has good compatibility with Bai Mengqing.

He sighed, "It seems like I can only keep it as a pet for now."

Before living with Yun Yifei, Lin Muran, who had a stable job, was incredibly enthusiastic, but a month later she joined the ranks of cyber-pet owners.

Because taking care of her is not much different from raising a land pet.

However, after returning from the other world, the matter of keeping pets has always been a quantum superposition state of wanting to keep them and not wanting to keep them, for Lin Muran, a monster expert.

First, they don't have the money; second, they don't have the time; and third, they feel that keeping ordinary pets is not interesting.

In addition, now that there's a dragon and a roaring beast in the house, they can not only do housework and work, but also bring extremely high emotional value.

What was already considered an ordinary pet by monster experts is now just another one lying on the roadside.

However, seeing too much of it can easily make you crave it.

In another world, raising ocean monsters on land is an extremely difficult task, and even Lin Muran has never succeeded. So he has had this idea ever since he returned.

Although aquatic organisms don't shed fur, maintaining the temperature, providing nutrients, and regularly changing the water are all quite expensive and time-consuming.

But now the plant that Bai Mengqing created has perfectly solved all the above problems, so it seems like it might be worth keeping.

"Pets?" Bai Mengqing knew what this meant, but didn't understand the connection between painting creations and pets.

"The explanation is similar to the relationship between our elder brother and us," Emperor Roar explained succinctly to the ingredients.

Xia Li raised her small hand, preparing to reach forward, but quickly gave up and instead slapped Lin Muran's thigh hard, rubbing it repeatedly.

"What are you doing?"

"If I can't touch it, I can only use my older brother's thigh as a substitute," Di Hou said aggrievedly.

After saying that, Xia Li pinched him and exclaimed, "Big brother is so strong!" Di Hou's eyes lit up as he looked on.

"If you want to leave it, then leave it. Can you please stop fiddling with it like this?"

Lin Muran felt a chill run down his spine. Luckily, Xia Li was female; if it had been male, he might have exploded.

"But isn't this thing really unsuitable as a pet?"

Bai Mengqing was still immersed in the wet touch on her fingertips and didn't notice Xia Li's movements at all.

"why?"

Lin Muran was a little curious. Bai Mengqing had only ever seen the neighbors walking their dogs; how could a dragon who watched TV every day possibly know the specifics of the process?

Bai Mengqing shook her tail: "Because Lin Muran, you have to do so many things as a pet, I don't think it can do it."

Xia Li nodded and then pinched Lin Muran's thigh.

Lin Muran:???

After all that, I ended up being the pet of these two spirit beasts.

They really looked down on them.

"Lin Muran, see, I'm right!" Bai Mengqing turned her head, but before she could finish speaking, a powerful blow to her skull blocked her entire vision.

The painted object, which was originally shaped like a Tai Sui, instantly turned into a pool of ink and fell back into the incense burner.

"I think you've really gone too far, you stupid dragon."

"It's going to crack! It's going to crack!!"

Bai Mengqing struggled incessantly until she was forced to acknowledge that she and Lin Muran were in an equal relationship, at which point she regained her freedom.

"In modern society, both spirit beasts and humans are equal, understand?"

In order for this dragon to integrate into society properly, Lin Muran had to patiently correct her "arrogant" and distorted perceptions.

"I understand," Bai Mengqing said, touching her flushed cheeks with a wronged expression.

"This thing needs a name," Emperor Roar said, expressing his exhaustion at having to say a few extra words each time.

"We definitely need to choose a name."

Lin Muran looked at the garden eel, which was half the length of the previous one, and thought for a moment that it wasn't good to keep calling this thing a lump of something or a slime.

Choosing a name that is easy to remember, pronounce, and recall will be much better.

He had a sudden inspiration: "How about we call it Dog? What kind of looks are those?"

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Not only Bai Mengqing, but even Xia Li, who was sitting next to Lin Muran, couldn't help but lower her head and cast a disdainful look at her older brother with a glimpse of her golden eyes.

"You're so unsophisticated." Bai Mengqing immediately used the new word she had learned that day.

“Agreed,” Dihou replied to his elder brother with a sweaty, bean-like expression.

"Then tell me what name you want to give them?" Lin Muran wanted to see what kind of name these two spirit beasts could come up with that was easy to pronounce and easy to remember.

Bai Mengqing stared at the three garden eels trembling like waves with her vertical pupils, pondered for a moment, and slowly spoke:
"How about we call it Eel Wave?"

(End of this chapter)