You are not monster girls!

Chapter 111 Is this a blessing or a sacrifice? (4k two-in-one)

Monster experts are primarily responsible for observing and recording the taming of monsters and monster girls. The maintenance of magical artifacts such as stone golems and water elementals is not within their area of ​​expertise.

After observing it for a while, Lin Muran could only barely classify this painted creation as a new species of garden eel-shaped slime.

There shouldn't be any major problems keeping it as a pet.

After all, the fact that this guy is afraid Xia Li will kick it like a soccer ball shows that the attack is quite effective.

Moreover, the land-based garden eel looks incredibly sophisticated.

Lin Mu then threw in some leftover food and found that the guy could actually digest it and was shaking it quite happily.

No need to scoop poop, change water, or provide oxygen; it can help digest most kitchen and household waste, making it an incredible value for money.

“Mambo, Mambo~ Oh Majili Mambo~ Emperor roared, mimicking his master’s gestures.”

After Bai Mengqing named her, Xia Li immediately understood her meaning and began to chant without any emotional fluctuation.

One of Qingyi's favorite pieces to play is a Mambo piece, which she plays every day when she returns to her room. It's hard for her not to know how to sing it.

The three garden eels also began to sway in rhythm with the spirit beast's speech, one of them even transforming into a whistle, seemingly accepting the name.

"See, Lin Muran? I chose a pretty good name, didn't I?"

Bai Mengqing saw the garden eel on the incense burner start to tremble, turned around and patted her chest at Lin Muran, looking just like a primary school student asking for credit.

"Although it's abstract, it feels quite fitting." Lin Muran couldn't help but break down.

He still found it hard to accept giving his pet such an abstract name.

In other words, this thing is something that doesn't move, much like a potted plant.

If it were a dog or cat, it would bark "Mambo" when greeting you, sounding like a mischievous little devil.

"Mambo~Mambo~"

Bai Mengqing slowly approached the incense burner, her fingers moving as if teasing a turtle and three garden eels, her voice rising and falling with each step.

After giving the thing a formal name, she found it much more agreeable.

She can bring things to life in her paintings; even back in the other world, Bai Mengqing had only seen this a few times. Now that she has ascended to the upper realm, she is actually able to do it as well.

No matter what you're drawing, if you bring it to life, that's amazing, that's the best!!

I never expected that working with Lin Muran would actually improve my drawing skills. I must be more careful when I draw in the future.

She was already quite eager for Lin Muran to start making the next video.

The three garden eels grew longer and shorter in sync with Bai Mengqing's melody, changing from orange to red, making it look like RGB, which was a bit dazzling.

Well, now we've not only saved money on RGB, but also saved on electricity bills.

Moreover, it seems that this thing can be developed with quite a few functions.

However, the focus right now is still on building relationships.

More haste less speed.

Lin Muran had an elder who, by chance, obtained a pink slime. The liquid it produced had an effect comparable to that of a succubus, which was more valuable than gold in the eyes of nobles.

However, the amount of liquid a single creature can produce each day is limited and cannot keep up with the supply. According to the normal procedure of monster experts, nutrients should be gradually added to it every day, and the creature should be allowed to split automatically.

However, this veteran, in pursuit of speed, increased the original nutrient content of the pink slime tenfold to make it divide as quickly as possible.

When they went to check on it the next day, they found that the slime had not split apart, but had instead become enormous and started spreading large amounts of pink mist around it.

The veteran was careless and failed to dodge, inhaling a large amount of gas. By the time others arrived, he had already died on the spot.

They left during the day and the banquet started that evening, saving Lin Muran several days' worth of food expenses.

Therefore, even after figuring out its specific purpose, Lin Muran still had to strictly control the guy's food intake.

Otherwise, it wouldn't just be the toilets that get blown up by the ink.

"Let's feed this guy half a small dish of ink every day, then feed him leftovers and observe. Bai Mengqing, this arduous task is entrusted to you."

hiss--

"Ok?"

ha~
Eel Wave clearly disagreed with Lin Muran treating him as a leftover processor; the three eels had just simultaneously straightened their bodies and opened their mouths to exhale.

Unexpectedly, the other party only glared at him, and Xia Li next to him stood up and made a shooting posture, but then went limp.

"Are you still breathing on it?"

hiss~
"Showing your teeth won't work either."

Quack~
Like a withered geoduck, the three garden eels strained their lungs to cry out against tyranny—ribbit!
Xia Li truly lives up to his reputation as the gatekeeper; putting aside his fighting skills, his aura is quite reassuring.

"now it's right."

After gesturing for Xia Li to sit down, Lin Muran rubbed Xia Li's cat ears with great satisfaction, until her tail curled up like a mosquito coil, making a purring sound similar to a cat's.

Anyway, Eelwave can understand human speech, so we have to agree on its family status with it from the beginning.

He's not the type to treat cats and dogs like fathers.

"Why?" Bai Mengqing asked, looking unwilling.

If she could, she would even want Lin Muran to brush her teeth for her every day. She definitely wouldn't want to take care of an extra thing.

"Because only you know how to spray ink."

"Why don't you just buy a squid and keep it to spray water?"

"Is this really good?"

Lin Muran suddenly pretended to be incredulous and looked at Bai Mengqing, making Bai Mengqing feel a little uneasy.

"Isn't it good?" Bai Mengqing choked back tears.

"You're a dragon, after all. What you're feeding is a creation of spiritual energy. Are you really willing to be outdone by a squid?"

Bai Mengqing felt as if the thunder from the day of her ascension was echoing in her ears again, and she froze on the spot. After a long while, she finally came to her senses and muttered:

"That's right."

She is a true dragon, and it's only right for someone of her noble dragon race to feed spirit creatures.

After all, there's a saying that goes, "In times of crisis, only responsibility matters."

"It's just a small dish of ink, I'll feed it."

"Also, there's the packaging of household waste and kitchen waste."

"a piece of cake."

Socialization training

"simple."

Bai Mengqing didn't care what Lin Muran said and agreed to everything without hesitation.

"Very good, as expected of the proud dragon clan, Bai Mengqing."

"You don't have to say it!"

Lin Muran nodded with satisfaction, clapped her hands, and then said, "Go mop the balcony first. The eel struggled too much just now and got ink everywhere." "Isn't it your turn to clean today!?"

Bai Mengqing then realized she had been tricked and angrily lashed out at Lin Muran with her tail. However, Lin Muran anticipated this and dodged it by ducking down, then caught it in his arms.

"You said yourself that you would take responsibility for it, you don't want to be a scumbag, do you?"

"H-How is that possible? Cleaning is fine!!"

Bai Mengqing blushed, wiggled her bottom several times before finally retracting her tail, puffed out her cheeks, grabbed a mop from the bathroom, and headed for the balcony.

She thought about it for a moment. First it was Xia Li, then the blind man in the coffee shop who was giving her a strange look. It seemed like there were more and more females around her, not to mention that she had also lied to Lin Muran.
I hope I don't really become a bad woman.

No, I absolutely cannot become a scumbag; I must uphold the dignity of the dragon race.

Thinking of this, Bai Mengqing gripped the mop handle's little green claws even tighter, and her steps toward the balcony became more determined.

Eel Wave's body turned in the direction Bai Mengqing was moving, its eyes squinting and mouth slightly open, making it unclear whether it was laughing or crying.

"Is it hot?" Lin Muran asked, somewhat puzzled, as Xia Li adjusted her sunglasses and wiped her forehead.

In September, especially in the afternoon, the temperature in Kyoto is usually quite low, so it shouldn't be this hot.

"It's not hot." Emperor Roar said this to his elder brother, who was already full of admiration.

Why do you suddenly admire me?

"It's normal for a younger brother to admire his elder brother," Di Hou explained, sweating profusely. After saying that, Xia Li shook his white short-sleeved shirt.

He had a firm grasp on the ingredients using only his mortal body.
Even the master of the unpredictable knife lost his usual ease in front of him; he truly deserves to be called the eldest brother.

"Your spirit beasts really have a strange thought process."

Lin Muran thought for a moment, then got up and walked towards the studio. After taking care of the pet issue, she decided to take care of the SIM card issue as well.

His three dusty phone cards finally came in handy.

"Big Brother's thought process is truly bizarre," Emperor Roar remarked.

After Xia Li finished speaking in secret, the three heads of Manbo on the coffee table nodded vigorously like chicks pecking at rice.

After returning to the living room, Lin Muran did not open the package. She waited for Bai Mengqing to finish cleaning the balcony and sit back down before letting her open the box herself.

After all, this is her first mobile phone in her life, so she should have some sense of ceremony.

Bai Mengqing looked at the phone box on the coffee table, and with her eyes wide with the joy of a farmer harvesting a season's worth of hard work, having just finished her work.

She turned to Lin Muran and said, "Lin Muran, your humanity hasn't been completely extinguished after all."

Lin Muran:???

"Let's dismantle it first."

At such a sacred moment as unboxing, Lin Muran chose to hold back for now and settle accounts with Bai Mengqing after everything was settled.

With a simple stroke of her fingernail, Bai Mengqing cut open the transparent film and easily opened the lid, much to the envy of Lin Muran, an ordinary person who still needed a bag opener to open packages.

"finally."

Her evening-colored eyes sparkled as she held the green-bodied phone like a jewel, but quickly put it down again, as if she had remembered something important.

"Wait a minute! The ceremony hasn't started yet!"

"A ceremony?" Lin Muran asked, puzzled.

After Bai Mengqing finished speaking, she and Xia Li exchanged a glance and nodded at the same time.

"Brother, can I borrow your phone?" Di Hou said urgently. Xia Li tugged at Lin Muran's sleeve.

Lin Muran had no idea what these two spirit beasts were up to, so he could only hand his phone to Xia Li and watch as she opened her Bilibili account and wrote something stroke by stroke.

"The preparations are complete," Emperor Roar reminded the ingredients.

"Then let's get ready and get started quickly."

Bai Mengqing ran to pull the curtains on the balcony, then turned off the indoor lights. After stumbling back onto her seat from the sofa back, she immediately gave instructions to the fluorescent eel wave emitter:
"Change it!"

She felt that since she was creating the artwork herself, it should have basic deformation capabilities, so she tried giving the eel wave a command.

Quack~
Manbo understood immediately and straightened his body, transforming into three sticks of sandalwood incense that slowly emitted smoke and a faint red glow.

Bai Mengqing removed the other clutter from the coffee table and, together with Xia Li, dragged the sofa back slightly, creating just enough space in front of the coffee table for someone to squat down.

"Now the atmosphere is just right."

At this moment, everything in the room was stained blood red, and only red and black colors were visible. Even the mobile phone, which was originally green, now looked like it was stained with blood, with patches of red and black.

This scene looks like a worship ceremony.

No, it's more accurate to describe it as a blood sacrifice to the blood god.
Just as Lin Muran was silently complaining in her heart, she suddenly heard the ethereal sound of a piano.

Before he could react, a gloomy and painful howl pierced his eardrums.

Ugh...nya...ugh—Wei~relief...ah~
Waaaaaah. Sore sayo~~~~~ Tears streaming down~~~~ Waaaaah~~ Aww~~~ Nya~~~
He turned his head sharply toward the source of the sound and found Xia Li playing music on her phone. In the reflection of her sunglasses, he could vaguely see a figure in red lying on a chair made of light tubes.

Bai Mengqing, on the other hand, clasped her hands together, facing the phone lying on the table, looking very devout.

"No, if you're going to consecrate it, why put Hua Chenyu in there?" Lin Muran felt a chill run down her spine.

This is not a consecration ceremony, it's clearly a sacrificial offering.

"Master said he was the most powerful mage of our time, capable of manifesting divine power," Di Hou explained to his elder brother.

"Lin Muran, how could you, a modern person, not know this?!"

Xia Li and Bai Mengqing each sang a line, maintaining the same devout posture, and sang along together into the phone on the table.

Even the eel wave suddenly changed shape, replicating the man on the lamppost chair, and began to tremble. Under the red light, it had reached an indescribable level.

"Waaaaah, Resa pee~~~~"

This master is amazing!
But how did this dragon know about this ritual?
Is this song being played during a consecration ceremony? If so, it should be renamed "Soul Summoning Ceremony" instead of "Consecration Ceremony".

The music stopped, and the room returned to darkness.

"Perfect."

“Agreed,” Emperor Roar said excitedly.

Bai Mengqing and Xia Li high-fived each other, achieving a historic reconciliation between natural enemies and food ingredients.

This should have been an exciting scene, but Lin Muran felt neither joy nor happiness; to be precise, she had lost all feeling.

For a full three minutes, Lin Muran felt that her ears, brain, and other senses had been subjected to varying degrees of strong alkali.

He suddenly felt that if he were the cell phone lying on the coffee table, he would definitely regret being produced.

“Next time you perform a spell, I must leave.” Lin Muran got up to run away, but was “controlled” by the two spirit beasts at the same time.

Bai Mengqing grabbed Lin Muran and sandwiched his arm between her soft, large breasts, saying, "That won't do. You're the most crucial part."

Xia Li also imitated Bai Mengqing's actions and took the other's other arm, rubbing it against her bare skin incessantly: "Without Big Brother's blessing, it's not a blessing." Di Hou said pitifully.

"I suspect you're planning to sacrifice me."

Lin Muran vowed that if he ever encountered that extraordinary master, he would play "Cancer" on a loop for him 24 hours a day, so that he could experience the pain of the world.

(End of this chapter)