You are not monster girls!

Chapter 130: Does the Milk Dragon Corpse and Watching the Band's Fan Creation Count as Practicing Evil Arts? (4k)
boom!
The door was violently flung open and slammed against the wall with a piercing noise. The force was so great that even the two spirit beasts sitting in the living room watching TV couldn't help but cover their ears and turn their gazes in this direction.

However, unlike Bai Mengqing's confusion, Xia Li's expression remained unchanged, but her ears and tail stood up straight and bristled.

The particle size is perfectly aligned with that of Bai Mengqing in her Spinosaurus form.

"Ranran, please save the child!!"

Ranran?

The last time Lin Muran heard this cheesy word was when she was in elementary school.

Back then, before Yun Yifei was corrupted by demonic energy, she would often call herself that, just like she would call a puppy.

Now, this title is basically used online to refer to that saint.

Most importantly, even Yan Yifan, a human with a somewhat abnormal thought process, would not refer to himself like that. How did this stranger come up with this name?

That's a bit too outrageous.

Fortunately, the door was unharmed.

Lin Muran glanced towards the door, and only breathed a sigh of relief after confirming that it was undamaged. She then looked down to see who was holding her leg.

It is gray.
A black baseball cap with a gray shoe print on top.

"May I ask who's calling?!"

"Gah!"

Before Lin Muran could finish speaking, he felt a gust of wind brush past him, and after a scream, the pressure on his legs vanished. Xia Li slammed the door shut.

“Brother, there’s no need to worry, it’s just an illusion,” Emperor Roar said to his brother in a gentle tone.

Xia Li straightened her cat ears, dusted off her hands, and pushed Lin Muran toward the living room.

The far side of the sofa faced the entrance, offering a clear view of the situation at the door. After Xia Li rushed out, Bai Mengqing immediately moved to this perfect spectator seat.

But instead of seeing anything, she was startled, and the horn on her head turned 10 degrees.

"What the hell?! You almost scared me to death!"

Ever since watching a horror movie, Bai Mengqing has completely lost her resistance to such sudden stimulation, to the point that her career is on the verge of collapse.

There's no need to close the shop next time.

Her tone was full of complaints. She was just about to straighten the corner when she was startled by a sudden knock on the door. She trembled and broke the corner off, freezing on the sofa.

"I think you should just find a place to put the corner up."

"No way! If I take off my horns, how am I any different from a snake spirit?!"

"Then take your time pretending."

Seeing how quickly Xia Li acted on her first attempt, Lin Muran immediately became alert and decided to use the peephole to see the true face of the uninvited guest outside.

If you blindly call the police, there's a high chance something bad will happen to the two unregistered residents here.

It would be better to find out who the other party is first, and then contact the landlord and ask the property management to handle it.

He peered through the peephole and saw the uninvited guest outside blocking it with chewing gum.

"If you want to see, you'll see more clearly if you open the door~" A deep voice slowly drifted in from outside the door.

"Who are you?"

"I am a master."

Grandmaster?

Have we ever encountered this kind of person?

Lin Muran and Xia Li exchanged a glance, unsure of what to say. They could only call Bai Mengqing over and ask her to enlarge the keyhole so they could observe the situation outside the door.

This time, Lin Muran finally got a clear look at the uninvited guest outside.

Holy crap, Gary!!

But upon closer inspection, it seems a little different.

A baseball cap, small round sunglasses, a black trench coat, a can of food in his right hand, a red plastic bag in his left, and white socks that were not pulled up, revealing half of his ankles.

Wait, isn't that Stephen Chow?
If it weren't for the lack of stubble and the obvious rise and fall of his chest, Lin Muran would never have recognized this guy as the amazing singer she had met at the coffee shop that day.

How did she know about my family?
Could she be some kind of perverted female stalker?

Knock knock knock knock, knock knock knock—

The door was being knocked on rhythmically, and it was clear that the other person wasn't going to leave anytime soon.

"I mean... could she really be some kind of ghost-catching expert? After catching all the ghosts, she's here to catch Xia Li." Bai Mengqing turned to look at Lin Muran behind her, swallowing unconsciously.

She only felt that this Stephen Chow looked a little different from the one in the movie, but she was still a little afraid that he might suddenly pull out a chainsaw from a plastic bag and saw the door open.

"It might be easier to catch you if we arrest you directly, but let's open the door and see how things go."

While he might not be able to cure the female knight, he could certainly cure a common mental illness.

"Big brother, it's dangerous, don't open the door!" Di Hou pleaded. Xia Li grabbed Lin Muran's sleeve as he reached for the door.

Boom boom boom!
A loud stomping sound came from the ceiling.

"Has the upstairs already fallen? It's only been a blink of an eye!" Bai Mengqing looked up and exclaimed.

If you have this kind of strength, why is it so difficult to catch two vengeful ghosts?
"Is it possible that this guy is disturbing the peace, and if we don't open the door soon, the neighbors will bring the property management to deal with us?"

"Phew, Ranran, you really are something. You knocked so hard my hand was red before you opened the door."

Qingyi plopped down on the sofa, letting out a long sigh as she pulled up her pants, revealing her broom-like blue-green tail feathers: "After being here for so many days, I finally have a place where I don't have to pretend anymore."

In the end, Lin Muran had no choice but to let this uninvited guest in.

Lin Muran had already received noise complaints from her neighbors when she was doing voice-over work for her videos.

If he had let the other person in a minute or two later, he would have been the one getting ganked by the property management instead of the guy in front of him.

"Um, your name is Qingyi, right? Please tell me your race, name, age, and abilities so I can make a record."

"Qingyi, age 800, Azure Phoenix, third."

"Stop, stop, stop, that's enough."

Lin Muran quickly stopped the spirit beast, whose thought process was a bit abnormal, and coughed twice, saying, "Also, could you please stop calling me Ranran? It sounds really irritating."

He could only see Qingyi clearly after he opened the door, but he was still very curious. He had only met her once at the coffee shop, so how could she have such an outrageous nickname for her?

"Then I'll call you that in private."

"Let's not do it privately, we don't have any private matters." Lin Muran quickly distanced herself from the two sharp gazes.

"Hey, you did that kind of thing to me right in front of Xia Li?"

Qingyi took off her baseball cap, revealing two tufts of blue ear feathers on her head, resembling antennae.

"What are you two doing when I'm just telling a ghost story?"

“I’m afraid he’ll beat you to death and then kidnap you, so I have to protect you.”

Bai Mengqing sat in the only remaining space in front of Lin Muran, spreading her arms to protect him behind her.

She didn't quite understand why Xia Li liked sitting in this spot. Didn't she find it uncomfortable to have her tail poked in the seat?
Never mind, let's use our tails to push the obstacles back first, otherwise we won't be able to sit down anymore.

Thinking of this, Bai Mengqing pushed Lin Muran back with her tail, forcing Lin Muran to retreat step by step without daring to speak.

"Emperor Roar must protect Big Brother from being deceived by bad women," Emperor Roar said warily. Xia Li stepped on Lin Muran's back, her two little paws resting on his shoulders.

Even sitting on a single sofa, Lin Muran couldn't escape the fate of being trapped, except this time it was a hamburger instead of a hot dog.

"Haven't seen you for a few days, and your master has turned from a wild woman into a bad woman? You unfilial disciple, weep." Qingyi covered her face with the back of her hand, putting on a fake cry worthy of a young heartthrob.

"Master only sent Di Hou to find Big Brother because he disliked Di Hou," Di Hou said with great dissatisfaction. Xia Li twitched her ears and increased the pressure on Lin Muran's shoulders.

"Hiss, so you're that legendary master." "That's me."

"Then why didn't you say you met me before?" Lin Muran didn't ask Xia Li either. It was obvious that this was a pre-arranged plan, and it would be easier to ask the mastermind directly.

"At that time, I wanted to try city life. Xia Li ate too much, and the pressure was really too much."

“It’s clearly because Master eats too much,” Di Hou retorted.

"If you're doing so well, why did you suddenly come looking for Lin Muran?" Bai Mengqing made no attempt to hide the wariness in her eyes.

She had a very ominous premonition, the kind of tension that comes with having another piece taken from her cake, which was already only half full.

"You don't come to the temple without a reason, of course you only come to find Ran. Lin Muran when you have something to say."

Qingyi smiled as she looked at the two spirit beasts clinging to Lin Muran like ghosts, and then opened the jar she had just taken and handed it to Bai Mengqing.

"I am not the bad woman that Xia Li described. I believe that a dragon with exceptional wisdom can definitely figure it out."

She needed to discuss serious matters with Lin Muran, and she couldn't let these two spirit beasts get in her way.

Looks like I need to give them a little warning and make them behave.

Bai Mengqing sniffed the jar; it had a sweet, cloying fruity smell. She took it, tasted the yellow chunk inside, and finding it quite delicious, said:

"Yes, you're right. We really need to observe her more closely to see if she's a bad woman."

"Beast's View. Emperor's Roar strongly condemns the food's actions."

Seeing Bai Mengqing surrender so easily, Xia Li subconsciously gave Lin Muran a back massage.

"What's this thing called? It's quite delicious."

Bai Mengqing used the dragon horn that had fallen off in fright as a fork to eat; she couldn't leave Lin Muran over something as trivial as using a fork.

Otherwise, what's the difference between him and Zhu Bajie (Pigsy)?
"Dragon carcass parts".

Click!

Longjiao lay on the ground, and Bai Mengqing, her face ashen, burned herself out against Lin Muran.

Upon hearing about the milk dragon's corpse, Xia Li's droopy ears suddenly snapped to the side. Just as she was about to pull Lin Muran up, Qing Yi snatched her sunglasses off, and she covered her face and shrank back down.

Seeing Qingyi's actions, Lin Muran almost couldn't help but applaud her for her clean and efficient work.

No wonder he is Xia Li's master.

On the surface, he seemed mysterious and eccentric, but every action he took was a testament to thorough preparation and seriousness. He subdued the two spirit beasts without expending any extra effort.

Surprisingly reliable.

Perhaps she can provide some clues about magic.

Lin Muran helped Bai Mengqing, whose color was fading, and helped her put the dragon horns back on: "This is just a can of yellow peaches."

Upon hearing that it was canned yellow peaches, Bai Mengqing immediately jumped up and pointed at Qingyi:

"You, you are the Azure Feather Fate Master, yet you dismembered the Milk Dragon and turned it into canned peaches! Have you also fallen into a cult?!"

"Also?" Qingyi asked, puzzled.

"Ah, I mean, you didn't cultivate some kind of evil magic in order to gain the power to defeat the Milk Dragon in the mortal world, did you!?"

Bai Mengqing quickly retorted.

She absolutely could not let anyone know that she was drawing that kind of thing, especially Qingyi, otherwise her life as a dragon would be over.

Lin Muran and Xia Li don't count, because they are accomplices with him.

"Evil techniques?" Qingyi pondered for a moment and said, "Does watching a band's fan-made content count?"

Lin Muran:???

Bai Mengqing: ???

Xia Li: ? ? ?
"Are you really human, or from a world of immortals and heroes?"

Lin Muran found it hard to imagine that a high and mighty fairy would be singing and dancing like a rooster.

"It's the real deal, Lin Muran, your favorite monster girl~"

Qingyi's ear feathers twitched, as if she was showing them off to Lin Muran. She felt that the monster expert should also make a video about birds, and she took this opportunity to give a hint.

Seeing that Lin Muran's gaze had actually followed her, Bai Mengqing quickly used her tail to push him back, blocking her between the two.

He... he wouldn't really like hairy things, would he?

No, we absolutely cannot let him be deceived.

Have to think of a way.

[Say your brother likes your feet]

what?
She turned around and saw that Xia Li, who was observing the situation through her fingers, was sending her a secret signal with her tail.

[You like feet? How come I didn't know that?]

People will lick what they like. Brother, you've licked my feet. Quick, give your master a hard time!

Yes, you're a genius. How should I say it?

[Laugh twice, then say you're talking nonsense, then say your older brother likes to eat feet.]

【clear】

Bai Mengqing chuckled contemptuously and slammed her green claws on the table: "You're talking nonsense! Lin Muran only likes to eat my feet!"

Qingyi: ? ? ?
Lin Muran:???

A hint of pity suddenly appeared in Qingyi's eyes as she looked at Lin Muran. She then took off her white socks and said, "That person's preferences are free. If you don't mind, consider this a small gift."

"Seriously, stop spreading rumors!!!"

Lin Muran grabbed Bai Mengqing's horn and pressed the talking dragon back down: "That morning you were the one who shoved your foot into my mouth, not me, okay?"

"Hey, don't people lick what they like?"

"Why didn't you say that you just licked up parts of the milk dragon's corpse?"

"Oh, so what do you like?" Bai Mengqing covered her dragon horns, her tone aggrieved.

"I like you."

!!!

"You...you're not going to lick me, are you, you pervert!" Bai Mengqing jumped up, clutching her abdomen, her pretty face instantly flushed red.

She'd heard of dragons licking people before, but this was the first time she'd ever heard of a person licking a dragon.

No wonder he's a sex expert; his thought process is just different.

"The chocolate you put in the fridge, please listen to what you have to say first."

Seeing that the head had bounced away from her, Lin Muran moved forward and let Xia Li slide down so that she wouldn't step on her back anymore.

"Oh, oh, who told you to add that prefix?"

"Because the chocolate Xia Li bought is not the same brand as the one you bought." Lin Muran stretched her shoulders and immediately felt much more relaxed.

Qingyi knew that spirit beasts were protective of their food. Recalling Bai Mengqing's actions just now, she waved her hand at Bai Mengqing and said:
"Little Azure Dragon, don't worry, I won't steal your cake."

cake?

What kind of cake?
Lin Muran didn't understand why Qingyi would say such things to Bai Mengqing, but it wasn't important.

Although Qingyi subdued the two spirit beasts, she showed no hostility whatsoever. If they really fought, she might not be a match for them, especially since she was sandwiched between two hamburgers.

"As for your rebellious disciple, your verbal tic is too long. Be quiet for a while, I have important things to discuss with Lin Muran."

(End of this chapter)