You are not monster girls!

Chapter 131 If you have no money, you'll have to pay with your body (4.5k)

"Business?"

"that is."

"Wait a minute, before that, I have an even more important question to ask you." Lin Muran interrupted Qingyi abruptly.

"An even more important question?" Qingyi was a little surprised that Lin Muran would ask her that question.

Logically speaking, Xia Li should have said everything she needed to say; nothing should be more important than what she was about to say.

"You said you are the Azure Sky Feather Fate Master, and Fate Master is the sect leader, right?"

Qingyi nodded in confusion.

Lin Muran spread his hands:
"Then what are we waiting for? Hurry up and take out your sect's internal energy cultivation manuals, and study how to improve them to suit this place."

Qingyi: ? ? ?
After confirming Qingyi's identity, Lin Muran's tone became much more excited than before.

Bai Mengqing is a nerf, and Xia Li is a pure stat-obsessed person who knows absolutely nothing about magic.

If Qingxiaoling's role as the Fate Master is equivalent to that of a sect leader, then she must be very familiar with the sect's cultivation secrets.

Magic and spiritual power are actually the same thing, but they are expressed differently because of different operating systems. Lin Muran also has his own understanding of this.

"Seize the opportunities presented by the resurgence of spiritual energy, understand?"

If Lin Muran can get the information in advance, then her identity and such will be minor issues, and she can get it done in one step.

"Uh, yes, there is, but you're not really suitable." Qingyi scratched her head awkwardly.

"It's not suitable before even practicing?"

Lin Muran, as a monster expert, may lack combat power, but his resistance and endurance are even better than those of a knight.

"The Witch's Path".

"Farewell."

What does "Witch's Path" mean?

Bai Mengqing was completely confused. Wasn't Lin Muran an expert on witches? Why was he so afraid of the word "witch"?

When she was strolling around Qingxiaoling before, she didn't think this sect was particularly evil, so how come it had become a witch?

【that is.】

Bai Mengqing received the coded message from Xia Li's tail, seemingly lost in thought, but soon her eyes lit up as she grasped Qingyi's hand.

"Please make sure Lin Muran can cultivate."

Lin Muran:???

After a moment, Bai Mengqing withdrew her hand and quickly sat back in Lin Muran's lap: "...Never mind."

If Lin Muran were a girl, she wouldn't just be able to help her change clothes; she could also have him help her wipe her scales like a maid when she takes a bath.

But upon closer reflection, if Lin Muran were to become a woman, she would likely become a wicked woman like Qingyi or Rong Momo.

It's best as it is now.

Although the things underneath always feel uncomfortable, after a little getting used to them, the feel is not bad.

"You have some conscience."

Lin Muran breathed a sigh of relief when he saw that Bai Mengqing had taken the initiative to give up the idea.

He didn't know what this silly dragon was thinking, but at least he could rest assured that she wouldn't come back tonight to kill him, or use her disguise to prank him.

"You know some magic, right? Could you demonstrate it?"

Lin Muran had completely abandoned the idea of ​​urban cultivation and the revival of spiritual energy, and asked Qingyi.
He simply wanted to satisfy his curiosity and see what the difference was between magic and special effects in the world of immortals and heroes.

"Spells? Hmm, I do know a little about that."

Qingyi crossed her arms and regained her previous confident smile: "Moreover, this spell is the first one that has been successfully improved, and the effect is quite good."

Bai Mengqing wrapped its tail around Lin Muran's waist and asked curiously, "Could it be that it can turn stones into gold?"

She felt this must be the most useful spell in the world.

"Tsk tsk tsk, that's much better than this."

Qingyi smiled and moved her index finger: "This is a spell that can even make Xia Li wonder."

Confuse?

Lin Muran and Bai Mengqing immediately became interested.

Xia Li is a spirit beast who has seen many storms, so any spell that can make her question it must be very powerful.

However, unlike the people in front of her, Xia Li, who was sitting on the back of the sofa, turned her head away.

After coughing twice, Qingyi stood up and stared at Lin Muran with her clear, ocean-blue eyes, without saying a word.

The living room fell silent instantly, with only the occasional sound of chairs being moved upstairs.

After almost three minutes, Lin Muran couldn't hold back any longer: "Where's the spell?"

Qingyi bowed to him at a 90-degree angle with great pride.

Lin Muran:???

Bai Mengqing: (⊙x⊙)
"I knew it." Xia Li sighed, covering her face.

Are you confused?

"Are you really sick?"

Seeing Lin Muran's speechless expression, Qingyi moved closer to him and smiled:
"Alright, alright, Ranran, you've asked all your questions. Now it's my turn to talk about my things, isn't it?"

Although she had already rehearsed the scene of teasing Lin Muran in her mind, she did not expect that the other party's reaction would be more interesting than she had anticipated.

Upon hearing about Sichuan opera face-changing, Lin Muran waved her hand and replied in a jumbled message: "Alright, then I won't keep you for dinner. You can go now. See you next time."

Qingyi: ? ? ?
While language skills are important in negotiations, the lack of a strong presence is like a tall building without a foundation.

But now, Qingyi, who should be in a weaker position, is gradually taking the lead in the conversation.

If things continue like this, Lin Muran fears that Qingyi will start asking her for money.

Borrowing money is a minor issue.

A spirit beast that has been wandering outside for so long suddenly comes to ask for my help, it must have gotten into a big problem that even magic can't solve.

The other party's tactics are clearly designed to get you to agree first before revealing the truth.

Lin Muran had originally hoped that Xia Li could suppress Qing Yi with her sharp tongue, but unexpectedly, Qing Yi was silenced by this guy right away.

Needless to say, this dragon was so terrifying that even a can of yellow peaches could make her lose her color.

So he decided to lend the other party some money first, out of respect for his expertise as a monster expert and for Xia Li's sake, so that the other party could handle things on their own and avoid getting involved.

"I haven't even told you what's going on with me yet!"

"How much do you need? Do you have a cell phone? I'll upgrade your cabin."

"This isn't something that money can solve," Qingyi said firmly.

"Then I'm afraid I can't help you."

"Hey, at least listen to me, I've specially performed magic for you."

"First of all, you came here in such a hurry without any luggage, so you must not have come to me because you had nowhere else to go. You must have encountered something very serious."

"As expected of Lin Muran, actually, you shouldn't have covered your ears! You traitor, why are you covering your ears too?!"

Qingyi had intended to use this opportunity to bring up the matter, but unexpectedly, Lin Muran and Xia Li simultaneously covered their ears.

Seeing that Bai Mengqing still seemed confused, she was about to speak when Lin Muran put headphones on her.

"Is it really necessary to be so harsh just because I was listening to it?"

"According to the normal procedure, if I actually listened to what you had to say, I would definitely get caught up in some inexplicable trouble. I don't have the power to clean up your mess right now."

Seeing that Qingyi was about to speak again, Lin Muran quickly put her fingers back on her ears.

"I'm happy to have a meal with you, but you need to make a reservation in advance, thank you."

If Qingyi insists on staying, Lin Muran won't refuse out of consideration for Xia Li, since it's just a matter of having one more pair of chopsticks and a bowl.

But if he gets into trouble and has to clean up the mess, he absolutely won't do it. The greater the ability, the less responsibility one bears, and besides, he doesn't even have the ability.

"Hey, how can you be so heartless as to watch a beautiful young woman like me die tragically in the street?"

Qingyi rested her arm against her cheek, striking a pitiful pose.

"Pfft~"

Xia Li and Lin Muran, who were covering their ears, burst out laughing at the same time.

"Hey!! You guys can actually hear me, right!!!"

Besides Bai Mengqing, who was tilting her head, the other person and beast simultaneously turned their faces to one side and whistled.

"Emperor's Roar. Greater Than Master's"

"If you convert your age to a mortal's age, would you be older than me?"

Qingyi pouted and complained, "How can you young people be so uncivilized, ganging up on me, an old man who is hundreds of years old?"

Seeing Qingyi lying down on the sofa and slacking off, Bai Mengqing took the initiative to ask, "Um..."

Qingyi, who had been lying on the sofa throwing a tantrum, suddenly sprang up, grabbed her little green paw, and her blue eyes were overflowing with gratitude:

“Little Azure Dragon, you also think they’re going too far, right? I knew that even though you’re always stealing koi from our Jade Pool, you’re still a kind-hearted person.”

Bai Mengqing: (⊙x⊙)
She turned to Lin Muran and said, "Why don't we just throw her out?"

"Hey, hey, hey, don't do that. It's really no trouble for you guys. I'll give you a thumbs up." Qingyi raised her left hand and made a peace sign.

Why are you making a peace sign?

"Isn't that a Vulcan gesture?"

"I need two fingers," Xia Li whispered, hiding behind Lin Muran.

"Oh, anyway, this matter is absolutely not illegal or criminal, Lin Muran, you can rest assured."

Qingyi sat directly on the armrest of the single sofa, her soft hand slowly climbing up the other person's thigh: "Your body is quite sturdy, you should be able to handle it. Ouch, that was close."

Before her fingers could even take two steps off Lin Muran's thigh, she immediately withdrew them, dodging the swift green claw strike.

"Who gave you permission to touch Lin Muran? His body has already been divided between Xia Li and me; there's no room for you!!!"

Bai Mengqing stepped onto the sofa, disregarding whether Lin Muran behind her would be crushed into the shape of Squidward, and put on a wary posture towards Qingyi.

After a "friendly" discussion, she and Xia Li decided that Xia Li would want Lin Muran's lower body, and she would want Lin Muran's upper body.

Xia Li nodded vigorously.

"Why are you talking like you're planning to stuff me in the fridge tonight?"

Lin Muran was so pressed down by the soft, enormous object that he could barely breathe. People had asked him before what it was like to be sat on by a dragon and die, and now he had experienced it for himself.

The physical sensation was terrible, especially with Xia Li pushing me forward from behind.

"Sigh, Lin Muran, you are a sinful man. That dragon over there doesn't dare to breathe on me at all."

When Qingyi saw that Xia Li hadn't returned for more than three days, she knew that Lin Muran might have some kind of attraction to spirit beasts, but she didn't expect that her charm would be this strong.

"I also want to ask when it was divided up."

Seeing Bai Mengqing protecting her so much, Lin Muran initially felt a warmth in her heart, but after hearing what the other party said, she inexplicably felt a chill down her spine.

"Goo?"

"Alright, alright, Dragon Girl, Qingyi has been truly frightened by you. That's enough for today."

Bai Mengqing, who was squatting on the sofa, suddenly felt something warm grab her side. She trembled as Lin Muran pressed her back onto the sofa.

"Oh."

A blush crept onto her delicate face as she glanced down at Lin Muran, her hand unconsciously touching her waist, which felt a little hotter than before.

I didn't feel anything when I touched it myself, so why did it suddenly turn into this when Lin Muran touched me?
Did this guy put chili pepper on his hands?
That's terrible!!

She vowed that next time she would touch Lin Muran's sensitive areas with her hands covered in chili oil, to retaliate in kind, and to make them pay double.

Seeing that there was no escaping the situation, Lin Muran sighed and turned to Qingyi to ask:
"Let me clarify first, it shouldn't be about usury or any illegal or criminal activities, right?"

"Of course, the cultivation bird emphasizes both virtue and talent. If I were to borrow money at high interest rates, I wouldn't be eating at coffee shops every day."

Qingyi patted her soft chest: "Besides, in the internet age, you need an ID card to get a loan, and I don't have one."

Why are you so proud of it?

Lin Muran could roughly tell from Xia Li's words that they pretended to be blind so as not to take up public resources for the blind that Qingyi was a person with good sense of propriety.

But can I really handle something that even she finds difficult?
It's best to listen to the explanation and then politely decline.

"Xia Li should have told you before that I used to work as a haunted house tester, and I did a pretty good job."

Lin Muran glanced at her tattered clothes: "Indeed."

"Then this time I got a super big order, it's a villa." Qingyi spread her arms and drew a huge circle.

"A villa." Lin Muran's face darkened. "The unit number isn't that 143, is it?"

“Yes, yes, I knew you would guess it.” Qingyi’s ear feathers fluttered happily.

"So, you're sending Xia Li back to help you this time?"

Qingyi pulls the monster, and Xiali slaps it to death. This is the fixed exorcism routine of the two of them, master and apprentice. Without a monster with higher stats, they might really fail.

But to everyone's surprise, the other party shook their head.

"No, this guy might be immune to my spells. Even Xia Li might not be able to take him down. We need a monster expert."

"It would be strange if your lousy magic worked on ghosts."

“Oh dear, that’s just a simplified version. Qingxiaoling emphasizes using art to attain enlightenment. The music theory zither I chose requires music as a medium to cast spells.”

“To attain enlightenment through sound, isn’t that just 'woo woo woo'?” Before Bai Mengqing could finish speaking, Lin Muran covered her mouth.

"You mean even magic won't work on the ghost in that haunted house?" Lin Muran had already started to come up with reasons to refuse.

"You can't say that."

Qingyi smiled awkwardly: "The main problem is that every time I increase my output, the other party gets angry and starts tearing down the house, so normal methods may not be very effective."

"What does that have to do with me? I don't know how to exorcise spirits."

"Didn't you recently release a video about Ghost Princess? I think this ghost might be a Western ghost. You see in Lam Ching-ying's movies, Taoist magic is useless against Western ghosts, isn't it?"

Qingyi took Lin Muran's hands in her arms, her eyes filled with affection: "Who else but you can do this task?"

"If you've seen the video, you should know that monster girls are a favorite of monster experts, and Ghost Princess is also a type of monster girl."

Qingyi's feathers tilted, not understanding the hidden meaning in Lin Muran's words: "Huh?"

"You have to pay more."

Lin Muran was certain that Qingyi had no money and that the other party would definitely make other demands in order to achieve her goal. At that time, she would make an even more outrageous demand to make the other party back down.

Ghosts are best left to specialized masters to handle.

I'm just a content creator on YouTube; I don't have that kind of power.

"But I have no money."

Qingyi leaned closer to Lin Muran, deliberately speaking in a low voice, "I'm a student, can it be for free?"

"If you don't have money, then pay with your body."

Lin Muran actually wants to eat this guy's flesh! How could he have such a heavy taste?!

Bai Mengqing was so shocked that she unconsciously hugged her tail.

The master's figure is not as good as a single ingredient, much less as petite as the Emperor's Roar. What exactly did this perverted big brother see in the master?!
Xia Li, annoyed, buried her face in Bai Mengqing's chest, not wanting to look at the adulterous couple.

Qingyi was taken aback. She glanced at Bai Mengqing and Xia Li, her pretty face slightly flushed, and she gently punched Lin Muran's arm, saying coquettishly:
"You rascal, why are you in such a hurry? There are other people here."

Lin Muran:???

Bai Mengqing: ???

Xia Li: ? ? ?
(End of this chapter)