You are not monster girls!

Chapter 132 I know that people's desires are free, but people cannot, or at least should not (4k)

Lin Muran originally thought that Qingyi, as the head of a sect, should at least maintain the arrogance unique to those in high positions.

However, he underestimated Qingyi's shamelessness. He had expected that as a normal woman, she should have been angry and called him a pervert.

As a result, the other party became shy, catching Lin Muran completely off guard.

Instead, the two spirit beasts beside him cast disdainful glances at him and said in unison, "Pervert."

"Uh, I was just joking."

Seeing that Bai Mengqing had begun to emit a faint "dark aura," Lin Muran coughed twice and quickly changed the subject: "What are you planning to use to pay the reward?"

The monster expert considers profit in everything he does, whether in the long or short term. He wouldn't just blindly help Qingyi clean up her mess just because Qingyi is Xiali's master and is showing her goodwill.

"Hmm, let me think about it."

Qingyi stroked her tail feathers and smiled, "How about I use your most pressing concern—your identity—as payment?"

identity!?
"Have you even sorted out your own identity? Why are you making a fuss about it?" Lin Muran complained.

One second he was saying he didn't have an ID card, and now he's saying he knows how to get one.

What does it mean for the left brain to attack the right brain?
"Of course I didn't manage to do it, but I know how."

Not only Lin Muran, but even Bai Mengqing, whose tail had been swaying, suddenly stopped and stared at Qingyi with wide, shimmering eyes.

Although she stays at home every day now and uses Lin Muran's identity for everything she eats, wears, and uses, it's inconvenient for her to do many things without an identity.

Lin Muran glanced at Xia Li, who simply shook her head to indicate that she did not know.

"Don't worry about that traitor's attitude. I only found out recently myself," Qingyi replied calmly when Lin Muran turned around.

"Isn't this different from deceptive spells?"

“Of course, I swear on the feathers on my head.” Qingyi finished speaking and deliberately twitched her ear feathers twice.

"Ok."

Lin Muran sighed: "Actually, even if you said you had nothing to give me, I would still help you. I just wanted to take advantage of you a little, but I didn't expect you to be so down on your luck. Sigh, capital."

"Sigh, Meituan."

"Master Qing, isn't your surfing intensity a bit too high?"

"You flatter me." Qingyi scratched her head and smiled sheepishly.

Is this a compliment?!

Good news: Qingyi is highly socialized and can skip the domestication process.

The bad news: The level of abstraction is too high, to the point where normal people cannot communicate with it.

Lin Muran wiped the sweat from his forehead. Luckily, Qingyi had encountered a monster expert like himself. If it were another colleague, they would most likely have taken action because this guy was not smart enough.

He changed the subject: "Are you sure it's Zhen and Wenhua No. 143, right?"

"OK."

"Then let's scout out the terrain again tomorrow?" Lin Muran glanced out the window; the sun was high in the sky, and it looked like it was almost noon.

The apartment complex where he lives is at least two hours away from the haunted house that Qingyi mentioned.

Tips: Ghost Princess and other monsters that fear sunlight will hide in dark corners and ambush people even during the day, which is why a large house is a must-have for watching horror movies.

It is quite necessary to bring two spirit beasts for protection in order to avoid accidents. It doesn't matter if they have no combat power; they can just serve as defensive guardians.

If they have to go out, they'll have to put on makeup and change clothes, which will definitely waste time.

It's definitely too late to go today.

"Why don't you just go and take a look at the room? It won't take much time by taxi, right?" Qingyi asked, somewhat puzzled.

She felt that Lin Muran's ability to maintain such a fast update speed must be incredibly strong, and that he would definitely set off with her immediately after agreeing to the request.

Why wait a whole day? Is there some special way to deal with Westerners?

"The fear stems from insufficient firepower. To deal with Ghost Princess here, we must engage in a drawn-out battle, and the first step in this battle is to familiarize ourselves with the terrain."

Bai Mengqing added from the side, "The house in the screenshots from the video looks really big."

"Yes, so it's not possible to explore all the corners in just one afternoon, which is no different from just sending it away."

"I see." Qingyi suddenly realized why she had been humiliated.

As expected of Ranran, she has a knack for dealing with women, whether they are alive or dead.

She had never encountered ghosts before, and she never imagined that there was so much to it.

Seeing that Qingyi was listening attentively, Lin Muran continued, "You came here in such a panic, so you must have had a direct encounter with it, right? Tell me, is this spirit an adult or a child, dressed in red or white?"

Depending on the individual soul, the strategy will also change.

The Ghost Princess is similar to the demons here; the smaller she is, the harder she is to deal with, so you need to confirm her strength in advance.

The question of whether the red or white uniforms were simply for localized operations is a separate matter.

"Hmm, I've only seen her shadow. She seemed to be wearing black clothes, and she was slightly larger than the traitor. She could kick the sofa away in one go."

Kicked the sofa away?!

Bai Mengqing glanced subconsciously at Xia Li sitting in her lap and couldn't help but swallow.

Even Xia Li couldn't kick the sofa away with one kick, so this ghost can't be even more violent than her, can it?

"No, if it can even affect reality, shouldn't you be looking for a master in a Taoist temple?"

Lin Muran wiped away his sweat.

It's alright if I'm in another world; at least I can still control things a bit.

With your own assistants nowhere to be found and your mana regeneration rate practically zero, trying to contend with this Ghost Princess is a pipe dream.

"The point is that I vaguely heard some foreign language when I was sleeping in the living room. But the noise from the inner room was too loud, so I didn't hear it clearly."

"Then go find a church!!"

"The church doesn't seem as reliable as you."

"If you want me dead, just say so." Lin Muran rubbed her forehead, her heart filled with nothing but regret.

It's clear that Qingyi's initiative to come to him is something no normal person could handle, but since he had already promised, he had no choice but to bite the bullet and go for it.

The monster expert's method of exorcising spirits is actually similar to the three-piece set of the Night of the Return: chocolate, plastic wrap, and a fluorescent light.

"How could that be? I'll be cheering you on from the sidelines."

"I'm starting to doubt how you came to be the sect leader."

"Let your imagination run wild." Qingyi winked at Lin Muran.

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"Brother, that's rude!!"

Lin Muran was about to complain that Qingxiaoling seemed comparable to the Hehuan Sect when Xia Li anticipated and interrupted her.

"Sorry, sorry, this might just be an isolated case." Lin Muran sighed and glanced at Qingyi, who had stood up and was stretching.

Qingyi's looks are comparable to Bai Mengqing's, and with her cheerful personality, she gives off a somewhat cool and tomboyish vibe, which is actually quite endearing.

Although there are some differences in body shape compared to the other person, as long as the body's movements are slightly larger, one can vaguely glimpse the unique feminine beauty through the lines of the clothes clinging to the body.

Unfortunately, like Bai Mengqing, he has invincible hardware but brain-dead software. "Then let's do it today."

"You're staying here, right? Thanks, Ranran~"

Bai Mengqing and Xia Li both trembled at the same time, their faces darkening.

"No, why are you being so rude?"

Lin Muran was waiting for Qingyi to exchange a few polite words before seeing her off, but she didn't expect Qingyi to not even bother with pretense.

"Why are we being so polite between us? We're buddies."

"I object!"

Bai Mengqing, holding Xia Li's paw, raised her hand and stood up to protest Lin Muran's casual act of letting wild spirit beasts live in the house.

She pointed at Qingyi and questioned, "As the Fate Master of Qingxiaoling, how could you so easily give yourself to a strange man? Don't you have any morals at all?!"

"But I've already taken human form."

Qingyi showed off her fair and delicate arms: "Look, they're all natural, not a prosthetic arm."

"No normal woman would just move into someone else's house like that!!!" Bai Mengqing gritted her teeth.

She felt that if Qingyi and Lin Muran were placed under the same roof, something unexpected would happen.

This must be stopped!!

"But didn't you move in without really knowing what was going on?" Qingyi asked.

Based on her previous impression of this little green dragon, it didn't seem like the type to easily enter other people's houses, so something must have happened in between.

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Bai Mengqing was speechless for a moment, clenching her fists: "That, that's because Lin Muran begged me to move in with eight people carrying me in a sedan chair. It's not the depth of the water that matters, but the presence of a dragon that makes it sacred, you know?"

"Well, what's with the three hundred rounds of fighting between you and Lin Muran at the anime convention? You just asked me for a favor and you went into the house of a man you don't get along with and stayed there. Is this what you call upholding animal morality?"

Qingyi revealed a meaningful smile.

"Gurgle!" Bai Mengqing puffed out her cheeks in anger, her tail wagging wildly, but she didn't know how to retaliate.

"That's all acting," Di Hou explained for the ingredients. Xia Li, who had somehow put her sunglasses back on, joined the fray.

"Yes, Lin Muran and I were just acting on stage. Actually, our relationship has been incredibly good for a long time."

Bai Mengqing raised her head with a smug expression, while Green Gloves secretly bumped fists with Xia Li behind her back.

For the first time, she felt incredibly lucky to have lost to Xia Li's ten-times chocolate.

“I am his official girlfriend, and he even taught me how to pick flowers and take a bath. This is obviously something only a master and servant with a close relationship could do.”

Picking flowers by hand. Taking a bath?!
Qingyi's gaze swept over Bai Mengqing's green gloves and tail, then she looked at Lin Muran with pity. "I know you mortals have a lot of freedom in your desires. But humans can't, or at least shouldn't."

"No, your brain is filled with pornographic material too?!"

Lin Muran leaned back on the sofa and said speechlessly, "She hasn't been in human form for as long as you have, so it's not normal that she doesn't know how to do it in a human way. Besides, she did it all herself; I was just demonstrating."

"They even do exhibitionism." Qingyi's eyes widened.

"Are you done yet?!"

"So, Ranran, you and Xiao Qinglong have been on good terms for a long time?"

"Since you know about that video, you must have seen the behind-the-scenes footage. Think about it yourself." Lin Muran didn't want to get involved in this inexplicable battle.

In the behind-the-scenes footage, Xiao Qinglong does seem to frequently appear in the same frame as Lin Muran.
Even if she set up a perfect feng shui arrangement, she might not be able to attract this little green dragon to stay.

Lin Muran made her willingly live in such a small house, which shows his considerable power, whether it was through coercion or enticement.

As expected of a monster expert, he easily accomplished what others could not.

"how?"

Seeing that Qingyi hadn't spoken for a while, Bai Mengqing puffed out her chest defiantly, but her fist-bumping hand with Xiali trembled as if she had Parkinson's disease.

She knew nothing of the behind-the-scenes details; she only remembered that her horn seemed to be stuck in the wood, and she had no idea what had happened.

"I have to admit, Little Azure Dragon, you did arrive first."

Qingyi sneered: "But as everyone knows, the first to arrive is usually the loser. Don't you know that rule?"

"Loser?" Bai Mengqing asked in confusion, "Aren't you Xia Li's master? Why are you cursing Xia Li? Huh!"

"Emperor Roar is not a dog, much less a poodle," Emperor Roar said angrily.

Xia Li slapped Bai Mengqing's bouncy buttocks hard, almost making the dragon fly away.

What is this traitorous disciple doing now?
Seeing this unusual behavior, Qingyi couldn't help but fall into deep thought again.

Has the monster expert become so knowledgeable that he can change the ecological niche? According to the previous situation, shouldn't Xia Li have breathed on the little green dragon and then eaten it?

What kind of operation is spanking?

Impressive! No wonder he's Lin Muran; his beast taming skills are comparable to those of a stable boy.

Silently admiring Lin Muran's professionalism, Qingyi seized the opportunity to sow discord between the two spirit beasts: "Don't you two feel crowded sitting next to Lin Muran?"

Unequal distribution of spoils is the root cause of all infighting.

These two spirit beasts have a bloodline conflict, and with a little provocation, it should be able to explode.

But Qingyi never expected that her traitorous disciple had betrayed her so completely, and that she had been humiliated with just one sentence.

Xia Li raised her tail to the sky and calmly said, "Then there's no share for Master either." Di Hou laughed heartily.

"Traitorous disciple, whose side are you on?!"

"Ingredients," Emperor Roar said, "I think Master is an adult and should be self-reliant."

Qingyi grew anxious: "Can't you consider the bigger picture?"

"Whenever you're asked to consider the bigger picture, you're definitely not part of it," Emperor Roar said sternly.

"That's right, that's right." Bai Mengqing echoed Xia Li frantically from the side.

Sunglasses-wearing Xia Li, forever a god!
"Gu," Qingyi was speechless, only her blue tail feathers kept swaying up and down to fan the wind.

"Alright, enough joking around. Qingyi can't go back now, so why don't you all be kind and let her stay for one night?"

Lin Muran knew that spirit beasts had a sense of territory, but she didn't expect it to be so heavy that even her master couldn't compare, so she stepped in to mediate.

"Ranran, I knew you would be forgiving of me~"

"You're filthy, don't come any closer." Lin Muran smelled the same stench as Xia Li from the past and dodged the other's lunge, asking:
"Is today our first official meeting?"

He really didn't understand why Qingyi was being so enthusiastic towards him.

They're so enthusiastic that you feel like they're about to set you up with a honey trap.

"This is indeed our first formal meeting, but we actually met a long time ago."

Qingyi smiled and, without waiting for Lin Muran's answer, asked, "Where will I sleep tonight?"

"Very early."

Seeing that the other party was playing the riddle game, Lin Muran was too lazy to ask any more questions and simply replied, "Together with Xia Li, on the sofa."

Qingyi tilted her head: "Huh?"

"Wait a minute, I'm not letting you stay here for nothing. There's a tricky thing I need you to do right now."

(End of this chapter)