You are not monster girls!

Chapter 133 The Important Thing is Having You (4.7k)

"Troublesome?"

"Yes, only you can do this right now."

Lin Muran originally wanted to sit back in her original seat, but after finding that it was occupied by two spirit beasts, she kept her distance from Qingyi and sat on the single sofa in the middle.

"just me?"

Qingyi tilted her blue ear feathers, momentarily unable to believe that Lin Muran would encounter a thorny problem that only she could solve.

Bai Mengqing and Xia Li both turned their heads toward Lin Muran.

"It has to be you. Besides, you're the head of a sect, can't you at least maintain some distance?"

Every time Qingyi moved her buttocks closer to Lin Muran, the other party would also move to the side to maintain the same distance.

Finally, after forcing Lin Muran to sit on the armrest, he couldn't hold back any longer and blurted it out.

Upon hearing this, Qingyi's expression changed drastically, and she said in disbelief, "You wouldn't happen to be a eunuch, would you?"

As the Chief of the Azure Cloud Feathers, she was very confident in her looks. When she first arrived, she would be approached by people just by walking a few steps on the street.

After he and Xia Li pretended to be blind, this situation became much less frequent.

But now that she's not pretending, this is the first time Qingyi has ever seen an adult man actively keeping his distance from her.

Lin Muran was at a loss for words: "You are, but I could never be."

He simply felt that Qingyi was a bit too dirty.

If I let them just stick to me like that, my clothes might end up like that Deadpool-themed armchair.

Eunuch!?
The two spirit beasts beside her exchanged a glance, and Bai Mengqing immediately sprang up from the sofa:

"Lin Muran isn't a eunuch, he... uh... he often gives me pointers on how to draw in a way that excites men more!!"

Lin Muran:???

"This is all for the sake of traffic, not to excite men," Lin Muran quickly retorted.

He didn't want to be mocked by Qingyi, that crazy spirit beast.

"flow."

Qingyi's gaze shifted to Bai Mengqing's prominent features, which stood out even more than the other spirit beasts present. Her smile froze instantly, and after a long while, she changed the subject in a low voice.

"Tell me what exactly happened."

"Agreed," Emperor Roar said firmly, standing firmly on his master's side.

"Why are you jumping back and forth like this?" Bai Mengqing asked, puzzled.

"This is the bottom line," Emperor Roar said angrily.

"What's the bottom line?"

Qingyi sighed: "Little Azure Dragon, you can't understand the weight that comes with this accumulation."

"You two are so weird."

Bai Mengqing couldn't understand the riddles the master and apprentice were talking about at all, and could only look to Lin Muran for help.

"It's better if you don't know."

Lin Muran looked at the white coat hanging on the balcony, then turned her gaze back, forcing herself to look Bai Mengqing in the eye and not looking down.

It can only be said that they are not to be underestimated.

"You guys didn't conspire together, did you?" Bai Mengqing puffed out her cheeks, crossed her arms, and slumped onto the sofa in a huff.

She felt like she was being excluded by these three guys, and her chest felt a little tight.

Upon seeing this, Qingyi's expression darkened: "You traitor, the road conditions seem to be worse than we imagined."

“Correction, it’s bumpy,” Emperor Roar said, his expression also darkening.

“If you are men, I will call the police.”

Lin Muran quickly stopped the master and apprentice from subtly criticizing Bai Mengqing, fearing that Bai Mengqing might actually understand.

He changed the subject and said to Qingyi:
"Since you're staying here tonight, why don't you help Xia Li take a proper bath and teach her how to bathe herself?"

Giving Xia Li a bath right now is like a disaster, comparable to receiving three orders in a row and shipping them on the same day.

At least other spirit beasts have to move around and scrub themselves when they take a bath, and even Bai Mengqing can learn the basic operations by instinct.

Ke Xia Li not only doesn't study, but she also doesn't do anything. She just rinses off in the water and comes out after each bath, without doing any skincare at all.

Out of professional ethics as a monster expert, Lin Muran absolutely could not allow such a thing to happen under his command.

There was no other way; after adjustments, Bai Mengqing had to be the hand double, while he stood at the door directing her.

Although the dragon's hands no longer tremble as badly as before, its technique is very poor, and it's not clean at all.

Since Qingyi is going to stay anyway, we might as well solve this problem together.

"Why don't you just come? Anyway, there's nothing interesting about the traitorous disciple. What I mean is, what's so embarrassing about it?"

Qingyi quickly changed her words after feeling the piercing gaze from the traitor across from her through his sunglasses.

"It's not about being embarrassed, did you bring a change of clothes?"

"No," Qingyi said quite confidently.

Didn't you ever think about what would happen if I had no clothes for you to wear?

"Then I can wear the little blue dragon or you." Qingyi smiled, revealing two shallow dimples on her cheeks.

"Why, why should I give you my clothes?!" Bai Mengqing frowned when she heard that she wanted to borrow clothes.

The TV show said that clothes are like women, so she wouldn't lend her woman to other spirit beasts.

What's the difference between that and the suit-wearing man who's always peeking through the door in Lin Muran's computer?!

Seeing that the dragon disagreed, Qingyi shrugged and said, "Having eaten so many koi, it's not unreasonable for you to pay for the meal, is it?"

"That koi was small and didn't taste good. I'm giving you a bad review and you'd better give me extra tribute!" Bai Mengqing said, her face full of dissatisfaction, her tail standing on end in anger.

"I'm so sorry, dear."

Qingyi maintained her smile, but inexplicably exuded murderous intent: "Where are you going to file a complaint against me? And how are you going to calculate the losses caused by the broken feng shui?"

The koi in the Jade Pool were originally used to cultivate the sect's feng shui and for sacrificial purposes, and could occasionally be used to predict good or bad fortune, but they were all destroyed overnight.

She had taken Xia Li out for a while, and when they came back, they found that most of the koi in the pond had turned into wood. She thought that other cultivators had attacked them, but after asking around, she found out that the dragon had sneaked in to eat the fish under the cover of night.

They not only ate it, but they also put in a few fake ones.

It's not just fake; it's a painted creation, and the ink has turned the entire pool black, making divination impossible.

After Qingyi reassigned Xiali back to the gatekeeper post, Qingxiaoling finally returned to peace.

Touched on a sore spot, Bai Mengqing stammered, "Well, you can ask Lin Muran to pay for you. He's my servant; you can ask him for money."

She had just given her allowance to Xia Li, and now she couldn't even afford a bag of spicy strips, let alone compensate the koi fish.

"You want to pay me back? Fine." Lin Muran agreed readily.

Bai Mengqing and Qingyi were both taken aback and turned their gazes to Lin Muran.

"Really? Really?" Bai Mengqing choked back tears.

"OK."

"The ingredients that Big Brother stole were all top-grade koi, each worth at least 20 yuan," Emperor Roar said in shock.

"Are you sure you want to pay in cash?" Qingyi was somewhat incredulous at Lin Muran's firm stance.

"It's no big deal, I can settle the bill for you today."

"Lin Muran"

Looking at Lin Muran, Bai Mengqing felt her heart inexplicably start to race; she knew Lin Muran would step in to help.

"From now on, this dragon is your disciple. You will be her master until the debt is paid off."

"Hey!!!"

Bai Mengqing stood up and grabbed Lin Muran's collar, tears welling in her eyes: "We're boyfriend and girlfriend, how could you just sell me out like this?"

"The debts of the previous dynasty shouldn't be made to be repaid by the current dynasty, should they?"

"We slept together, and you just dumped me like that?!"

"You forced me, what does it have to do with me?"

"But you didn't resist."

"That's because I didn't know you were such a pervert!"

Qingyi felt increasingly uneasy as she listened. She glanced at Bai Mengqing's two green claws, then at the other woman's expression, and finally cast a questioning look at Xia Li.

"Big brother is a scumbag," Emperor Roar said disdainfully. Xia Li twitched her ears.

"Hiss doesn't even spare dragons, that's a bit too perverted." Qingyi initially thought the little green dragon was just bragging, but she didn't expect it to have gone this far.

No wonder he refused to bathe the traitor; it turns out the traitor's human form was too advanced.

No wonder he's a monster expert; he specifically targets spirit beasts that don't resemble humans.

Seeing that Lin Muran was about to be choked to death by Bai Mengqing, Qingyi waved her hand and said with a wry smile, "I was just joking. Little Qinglong, you can lend me your clothes."

The outfit she's wearing now was salvaged from a junkyard; it's only been simply washed, and it's quite uncomfortable to wear.

"You said you wouldn't pursue it." Bai Mengqing stopped shaking and looked suspicious.

"Once we've ascended to heaven, who cares about things down here? We're here to enjoy a peaceful and carefree life."

"That's true, that's true."

Bai Mengqing smiled apologetically and released Lin Muran, who was almost out of breath: "It's not impossible for you to borrow these for a little while."

puff~
Qingyi tilted her ear and immediately caught the source of the laughter—the traitor and Lin Muran.

"What are you laughing at?"

"No, no, I just thought of something happy." Lin Muran covered her mouth with her hand, looking like she couldn't hold back her laughter.

"What happy thing?"

"Bai Mengqing's allowance is gone again. Oh, I mean your style doesn't suit Bai Mengqing's clothes."

Seeing Bai Mengqing open her mouth to reveal her pink flesh, Lin Muran knew that the other party was about to kiss her, so he immediately changed his mind.

"Translator, Big Brother said you can't fill out the clothes for the ingredients," Emperor Roar said excitedly.

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Qingyi glanced at Bai Mengqing, then at herself, and the blue feathers on her head instantly drooped. She retorted, "What do you know, you traitor? This is called the golden ratio, understand?"

“Even a perfect spin wouldn’t be enough to sustain it,” Emperor roared with laughter. Xia Li stretched her mouth into a fake smile with her two small hands.

"You traitor, I think you deserve a beating."

“Then Master will have to step over his elder brother’s corpse first,” Di roared with laughter.

"It seems like you're the guardian spirit beast, right?" Lin Muran noticed that these two spirit beasts had been increasingly turning their backs on the Heavenly Generals lately.

"Ranran, don't worry, I won't step over it."

Finally, a normal person.

As the head of the sect, Qingyi should be able to properly discipline them.

Lin Muran was about to drink water when Qingyi's words almost made her spit it out.

Qingyi patted his shoulder and said righteously, "After all, you're not dead yet, you're not a corpse, so there's no need to step on you."

These two, master and apprentice, are truly a match made in heaven.

Lin Muran brushed Qingyi's hand away: "Never mind, I have other clothes for you to wear, but they might be a little tight."

It's difficult to judge Qingyi's exact figure based on her outfit, but she seems to be only slightly fuller than Yun Yifei. Wearing her clothes should be fine for her.

Bai Mengqing breathed a sigh of relief when she heard that her clothes didn't need to be given to Qingyi.

"I knew you had a backup plan."

"How can you be so sure?"

"After all, monster experts always have several plans for dealing with monster girls, just like you said in your video."

"You're not a monster girl, okay?!"

Lin Muran sighed, "Then come with me."

After their conversation, he roughly guessed that Qingyi was coming here to freeload, but he didn't expect her to think that he would prepare everything for her and come over without bringing anything.

But since she was already there, we could only treat her like a monster.

"Here, this is the bathroom. The conditioner is here. You should recognize the rest, right?"

Lin Muran led Qingyi to the bathroom and pointed out the toiletries she would need later.

According to Xia Li, she and her master would occasionally go to the bathhouse, and Qing Yi was in charge of all the scrubbing. There should be no problem with using the modern equipment.

"Your bathroom is so small, it doesn't even have a bathtub."

"Isn't cultivating immortality all about purifying the mind and reducing desires? You've actually chosen that path." Lin Muran was speechless.

The first thing that dragon said when it came in last time was that it was complaining about the small space. It's hard to imagine just how big and luxurious Qingxiaoling is.

"Now that we've ascended to heaven, of course we should enjoy ourselves!"

Qingyi sniffed the lavender-scented shower gel: "Hmm, it smells like Second Senior Sister. Lin Muran, you may be poor, but you have surprisingly good taste."

"You can just say the last few words."

Lin Muran took the showerhead off, turned it a couple of times, sprayed hot water a couple of times, and put it down with satisfaction after seeing the mist.

"What are you doing?"

Qingyi watched Lin Muran constantly adjusting the showerhead and said with a mischievous smile, "Are you installing a hidden camera?"

"It's hard to imagine what you actually learned from the early days of the internet."

Lin Muran felt that if Qingyi had come a little earlier, she might have come to him in an even more explosive manner.

He turned the switch back on and sprayed water mist onto the wall: "Didn't you say you came here to enjoy yourself? This may not be as good as taking a bath, but it's the most cost-effective experience."

Tips: Harpies prefer mist baths to direct rinsing, as this allows their feathers to receive more moisture while protecting them.

"It still can't compare to a bathhouse." Qingyi looked at the strange showerhead with a mixture of belief and doubt.

"You'll know after you try it."

With Qingyi's help, cleaning Xiali became incredibly easy; all Lin Muran had to do was prepare a change of clothes.

Bai Mengqing simply knelt on the sofa, peeking half her head out from behind the sofa back, observing everything that was happening in the bathroom.

Watching Lin Muran sort Qingyi's hat, sunglasses, coat, and inner lining one by one, I wondered why I didn't see any underwear.

However, what she was more curious about was why Lin Muran took three band-aids out of the laundry basket and then awkwardly threw them away.

She only showed this expression a few times when she first met Lin Muran; later on, she mostly sighed.

Qingyi has only been here for a few hours and he has already shown this expression several times.

I still feel a little unwilling.
Xi Se's eyes followed Lin Muran's movements, moving left and right. Its tail wagged faster and faster, and even its paws, which were pawing at the sofa, sank deeper.

"Don't worry, they won't blow up the toilet like you did."

That was just an accident.

Finally, Lin Muran placed the only decent set of casual clothes that Yun Yifei had left at the door, then sat back down next to Bai Mengqing and let out a long sigh.

"Then what are you looking at?"

"Are you really going to help catch the ghost?" Bai Mengqing turned around, her tone slightly displeased.

"Just going to see what's going on."

Lin Muran took the initiative to pick up a comb and help her comb the sideburns on her tail: "Besides, you can't stay cooped up in this house forever, can you?"

Bai Mengqing muttered in a barely audible voice, "It's not impossible, anyway, I've stayed in nests longer than this one."

"Lin Muran, you're amazing! This spray bath is perfect."

Qingyi poked half her head out of the bathroom, her wet hair clinging to her cheeks, with water droplets still clinging to the tips.

"You really attract birds."

"Let's talk after we shower, don't waste water."

"Oh."

Lin Muran scolded him a couple of times, then closed the door, and the sound of water in the living room finally stopped.

Birds love it.
Actually, it's more likely that dragons will like it!

Before Lin Muran turned around, Bai Mengqing secretly stuck out her tongue and made a face at him. As soon as he turned around, she immediately straightened her posture.

Lin Muran asked, "The ones that are even longer, over there?"

"Yeah, we'll just stay here for hundreds of years anyway, don't worry about it. We can stay at home with computers and TVs, it's fine if we don't go out. The most important thing is..."

Sunlight fell on the coffee table, reflecting the expressions of the two people.

"Is it important?"

"Yes"

Bai Mengqing pulled her legs up, buried her head halfway in the cushion, and ripples spread across the lake in the evening light. She parted her thin lips slightly and said, "You're here."

(End of this chapter)