You are not monster girls!

Chapter 144 Da Yun, you're really stuck in the past (4k)

Lin Muran crouched down, shielding Eel Wave in front of her, and slowly approached the corridor railing while listening intently to the sounds coming from the bathhouse.

Gurgle!

Just then, Manbo suddenly turned around and screamed, causing him to instinctively turn around as well, only to have his face collide head-on with something soft.

It's soft and fluffy through the skin.

It was warm and slightly moist, somewhat like a cherry that had been wrapped up.

You can even faintly feel some heat from above.

Lin Muran immediately created some distance and looked up, only to find that the person lying on their side on the ground was Bai Mengqing, who was wearing a horse head harness.

"Waaah...waaah."

The horned "horse-faced man" let out a deep wail from under his hood, waving his hands and swaying as he stood up, seemingly asking for help.

After Lin Muran helped her remove the hood, Bai Mengqing gasped for breath and stuck out her tongue, saying, "Ptooey, why does the hood still smell of ink?"

"Didn't you draw this yourself?"

"Who knew that breathing through my mouth would suddenly stop working?" She wiped her mouth with her hand and spat twice.

Lin Muran held the horse head hood in her hand, then secretly glanced at Bai Mengqing. Not daring to look at the dark part of the horse's neck that was exposed in the moonlight, she turned it inside out to avoid seeing it.

It must have hit its nose.

Fortunately.

"Didn't I tell you to stay with Xia and the others? What are you trying to do by sneaking over here?" Lin Muran placed the eel on the bathroom door, instructing it to keep watch at all times.

"Me, me"

Bai Mengqing blinked her evening-colored eyes repeatedly, her hands clasped together while her two thumbs twirled. After stammering for a while, she finally said, "I feel safer being with you."

"That guy is right behind the door right now."

Lin Muran simply sealed the door with plastic wrap: "Are you... are you sure it's safe?"

"That's different. I know this guy likes to keep an eye on me."

Bai Mengqing gritted her teeth and managed to squeeze out a complete sentence: "If I have to attract attention, I feel that you, Lin Muran, are better able to protect me."

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"What? Is it shameful to ask you to protect the dragon?" Seeing that Lin Muran didn't speak, she felt that she was about to be mocked by him again, and the color on her face became more and more obvious in the moonlight.

"No, it's just that I suddenly feel like you've suddenly changed your mindset."

"What do you mean?"

"You've become smarter."

"I've always been smart, okay? Wait, wait, what are you doing? Don't come any closer!"

As Bai Mengqing watched Lin Muran walk towards her with a mischievous grin, the tremor in her heart instantly spread throughout her body, and the frequency increased rapidly.

Boom boom boom!
The bathroom door was suddenly pounded violently from the inside, startling Bai Mengqing so much that she immediately snatched the hood from Lin Muran's hand and put it on her head without caring whether it was front or back.

The knocking stopped abruptly.

"Lin Muran, you were right after all. The horse head really does work. Why does this part taste different from ink?"

"W-maybe the ink oxidized. No, why did you lick it?!"

Before Lin Muran could even offer a few words of explanation, she noticed a very obvious small bump moving up and down on the horse's neck: "Aren't you disgusted?!"

"I saw on TV that a good hunter can tell what the prey is by its taste. I can't afford to make a mistake at this crucial moment."

"So what did you conclude?" Lin Muran felt drenched in sweat.

"This is horsehair, ptooey!" The "horse-headed man" patted his head.

"Let's prepare for a breakthrough."

Lin Muran silently turned around and placed his hand on the doorknob. Now he could only try his best to concentrate so as not to recall the scene of the horse's "Adam's apple" moving around.

"Phew, so that's where Little Green Dragon came from. I thought he had been kidnapped by a ghost."

Just then, Qingyi and Xiali ran up and breathed a sigh of relief when they saw Lin Muran and Bai Mengqing together.

After all, if something were to happen to Xiao Qinglong, he might no longer be able to stay at Lin Muran's house.

Lin Muran pressed the metal handle to the bottom and said earnestly, "You've come at the right time. I've locked this guy inside. I'll count to three and then rush in and take him out."

The spirit beasts and the horse-faced demon nodded.

"3!"

The door opened, and a gust of cold wind blew out of the bathroom. This time, Lin Muran, as a mortal, finally saw the true face of this soul aggregation.

That was a hazy, holy light unique to this small, run-down station.

Alas—

A woman's wailing could be heard emanating from within the swirling spirit, while its exterior began to expand rapidly, like Cell about to self-destruct.

"Wow, this guy actually gathered so many spirits in such a short time! Amazing!" Qingyi exclaimed as another feather fell from her head.

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"Why are you all looking at me?" She had barely finished speaking when she felt three pairs of eyes staring at her, and for a moment she was a little confused.

Bai Mengqing shrank behind Lin Muran, her voice trembling, "Shouldn't we run away now? What are you two going to do next?"

The last time she saw such a large mass of resentment was on that ancient battlefield. Even she, in her complete form, couldn't handle it, let alone Lin Muran, who was just a mortal.

Before Bai Mengqing could finish speaking, Lin Muran coated Xia Li's paws with melted milk chocolate and slapped them onto the cloud of white mist.

boom!
The enormous spirit suddenly exploded, splattering white, glowing slime everywhere, and the entire villa instantly returned to its pre-ghostly brightness.

"What did you say?" Lin Muran asked, turning around.

Bai Mengqing: (⊙x⊙)
She never expected Lin Muran to do something like this.

Is this the snake gall expert?
"Stop talking, this thing is going to run away!!" Qingyi shouted as she saw the white liquid moving towards the drain like maggots.

If this aggregate is broken up and not cleaned up, it will become uncontrollable when it comes back together.

Gurgling?!

Lin Muran saw a hand plunge directly into the depths of the eel wave, grab a lump of ink, and throw it towards the drain, successfully blocking the small white dot door.

cluck cluck cluck cluck~
The eel cried out excitedly, splitting into several small heads that pecked at the white slime like chicks pecking at rice. As time went on, it even transformed into countless large hands, picking up these ghostly remains with the most delicate and rapid technique, just like beachcombers gathering seafood.

"Is it over?"

More than the whirlwind of the eel waves, Bai Mengqing was more concerned about whether the wooden cabinets Qingyi had summoned would make a comeback.

"Alas, it's a pity that I fell down before I could even make a move." Qingyi shook her head helplessly, but the corners of her mouth were more difficult to suppress than an AK.

This guy definitely couldn't be solved by the traitorous disciple alone, but Lin Muran was able to solve the problem in half a night using such an incredible method, which is indeed beyond imagination.

Most importantly, he doesn't charge himself.

I knew I hadn't misjudged him!
She felt that if she had to choose a great philanthropist between Xiaoyun and Lin Muran, the latter would definitely be the first choice. "How can you say that?"

Lin Muran rolled her eyes at Qingyi, patted Xiali's head, and said to Bai Mengqing, "If this guy doesn't play the piano, this should be the end."

"If you still have me, I'll be your shield, just don't use my clothes to blow your nose."

Before he could finish speaking, he felt a soft weight press down on him. Looking down, he saw Bai Mengqing pressing her face against his chest, her eyes filled with a faint mist. Her slightly trembling arms made it clear that she had been suppressing her fear for quite some time.

"A box of spicy strips."

"Spicy strips?"

"It's for medical expenses."

"For me?"

"Mmm." Bai Mengqing buried her face in it: "But I will always be in the best spectator position from now on."

Do you want to watch me die?

"Ah."

Lin Muran ran his hand through Bai Mengqing's cascading black hair and patted her head. Seeing Bai Mengqing display such extreme emotions for the first time, he felt a strange flutter in his heart.

Rather than describing her as a dragon, it would be more accurate to describe Bai Mengqing as a simple girl.

"Tsk," Sally hugged a cushion and leaned against the door frame, a glint of light appearing in her dead fish eyes.

She had only come to see what these guys had broken this time, but she never expected to be struck by lightning right from the start.

However, there was something else that attracted Sally's attention even more than the dragon.

The yin energy had clearly dissipated almost completely.
Why do I still feel very uncomfortable?

Xia Li stood there, staring at Bai Mengqing, not stopping even after she had licked the chocolate sauce off her hands.

It wasn't until a cold sensation touched her shoulder that she turned around and saw the owner of the house still looking at her with that life-or-death expression.

She waved her hands, making heart shapes, cupping her hands, and forcing a smile, but it was unclear what she was trying to express.

"What's the meaning?"

"Dayun, you're so old-fashioned." Sally sighed, bent over, dragged her pillow, and left the bathhouse looking utterly hopeless.

However, Xia Li still noticed the black heart-shaped arrow hanging at the doorway.

"Master, are you being stubborn and inflexible?" Xia Li tugged at Qing Yi's skirt and looked up at her.

"I don't understand why she specifically wanted to tell you this. Maybe she wanted you to surf the internet more and learn about social etiquette."

Qingyi caught a glimpse of the heart-shaped arrow slowly retracting out of the corner of her eye, and that was the only explanation she could come up with.

She could understand why the little green dragon hugged Lin Muran. After all, the guy was timid to begin with, and after being stared at by ghosts so many times, it was normal for him to finally relax.

However, the rebellious disciple now is different from usual. She has lost her habit of speaking her mind directly, and you can't tell what she is thinking just from her sullen expression.

"In short, I should be able to get a good rest tonight."

Lin Muran felt the familiar stickiness on her clothes again, and immediately pulled the dragon away, nipping the evil act in the bud.

"Also, no blowing your nose."

The next morning, Lin Muran didn't disturb Selena. He quickly packed his luggage and left the mansion with the spirit beasts, taking a taxi home. Eel Wave, on the other hand, transformed into a puddle of mud-like fluid and huddled in the furnace without reacting.

"I swear, I will never step into this house again." Bai Mengqing followed Lin Muran, her dark circles under her eyes noticeably more pronounced than before.

"Hey, haven't we already exorcised all the spirits? That place is now a real feng shui treasure land."

After getting off the car, Qingyi stretched her body, showing off her slightly imperfect upper body curves, and lifted the guqin on her back.

"And she seems to really like the rebellious disciple, so I feel like I can visit him often in the future."

“Correct. The assistant made two international friendship gestures as the master left,” Emperor Roar said dejectedly.

Xia Li, who had put her sunglasses back on, proactively moved closer to Lin Muran and helped her with her luggage.

However, when I first received the luggage, I was a little unsteady and couldn't stand up straight.

It seems that once you leave the "copywriting mode," not only will your verbal tics return, but your strength will also be slightly diminished.

"You two, master and disciple, have both been blocked by them, okay?" Lin Muran rolled her eyes and rubbed Xia Li's head.

If it were the gentle and mature Sally of the past, she might have truly passed away.

But with this Da Laoshi version of Selby, it's really hard to say.

After all, he stayed at someone's house for one night and smashed the chandelier, TV, and sofa to pieces.

If it were a succubus or a vampire, they might have already started calling for reinforcements.

In the end, Sally didn't make Qingyi pay her back. She just said that she was no longer renting her house and told her to get lost. She paid half of the wages and then hid in the coffin in the mezzanine to sleep.

Since the morning rush hour had passed, there weren't many people in the neighborhood, so we chatted for a while and ended up at our doorstep.

Just as Lin Muran was about to take out her keys, she found a folded piece of paper stuffed into the doorknob, and there were also some crumpled pieces of paper inexplicably on the floor.

"Could this be the legendary challenge letter?" Bai Mengqing peeked out from behind Lin Muran's left side.

"It must be loan sharks coming to collect debts." Qingyi appeared from the right.

Xia Li wanted to form a head, but gave up because she wasn't tall enough.

"It's just a suggestion that we should keep our voices down in the future." Lin Muran frowned as she looked at the contents of the paper.

The above is a message from the property management, telling him to control the volume and not disturb the neighbors, but he thought about it for a long time and still couldn't figure out what he was doing that was so bad.

Basically, all the voice-over work is done during working hours. When I play games, I wear headphones and don't yell or shout.

He was a little confused as to whether the other person was deliberately picking a fight or if he had genuinely not noticed the volume.

Because there are two very clever spirit beasts, Bai Mengqing and Xia Li, in the house, they do occasionally cause chaos, but that's only when no one is around.

Let's be careful first.

Lin Muran didn't want to cause a scene about a neighborhood dispute and get exposed, so she could only put the note in her pocket, open the door, and let Bai Mengqing and Xia Li take their things to their rooms first, leaving only Qingyi and Lin Muran in the living room.

"Phew, as expected of a home with a little green dragon, the feng shui is quite excellent."

Qingyi sniffed the air, leaned the guqin against the wall, and pounced on the sofa, rolling around: "Hmm, it's so hard compared to Sally's sofa."

"I'm really sorry about that." Lin Muran's lips twitched. "You talk as if this is your home."

“Eh, isn’t that right?” The last feather on Qingyi’s hair ornament twitched.

"I only said I'd help you deal with the haunted house, I didn't say I'd take you in." Lin Muran shrugged. "You're capable of earning your own money, you don't need me to take you in, do you?"

"Eh? Eh? Eh!" Qingyi's eyes widened, and she stood up with an incredulous expression: "A fairy offered to stay at your house, and you just refused?"

"Yes."

Are you a eunuch?

Lin Muran:???

(End of this chapter)