You are not monster girls!

Chapter 145 She was also the one who was called to the police station (4k)

"I am not a eunuch, nor am I a sucker."

Lin Muran shrugged and sat down at the other end of the sofa, keeping a distance from Qingyi. "Besides, you have the ability to earn money yourself. Don't you feel ashamed to force me to take you in?"

He took in Bai Mengqing and Xia Li because they were not socialized enough at the time, and they had become involved with him for various reasons, so he had no choice but to take them in.

Besides, these two spirit beasts had done a lot for him, while Qingyi was clearly just there to get something for free.

Tip: Monster experts never keep idle monsters.

"It's just the cost of accommodation. I thought it was something much bigger."

When Qingyi heard that Lin Muran was only worried that she wouldn't be able to pay the accommodation fee and would be eating and drinking for free, she felt much more relaxed and changed her sitting posture to cross her legs on the sofa: "You traitor has already paid for me."

Are you a mentor or a professional jungler?

"Do you think Xia Li agrees?"

"Hey, you already have so many spirit beasts at home, one more of me is just a pair of chopsticks, I don't want anything from you."

Lin Muran was speechless.

This was the first time he had ever seen a sect leader speak so rationally and confidently about eating and drinking for free.

"The reason is invalid, and you claim to be a fairy. Pfft."

He looked the other person up and down, and suddenly couldn't help but laugh.

Qingyi is currently in a disheveled state, and her short-sleeved shirt and shorts make her look like a tired young woman who has just finished clubbing, lacking any of the so-called "fairy" temperament.

Although it didn't exist originally.

"Young man, it's impolite to laugh so directly," Qingyi said with a smile instead of anger, reminding Lin Muran in an extremely "kind" tone.

"Uh, I was just saying that your current appearance and behavior are far from what one would expect from a fairy or sect leader."

"Wuji, have you forgotten that the more beautiful a woman is, the more likely she is to lie?"

Qingyi shrugged and deliberately said in a high-pitched voice, "I dressed up all disheveled just to prove that I'm an honest person. Alas, I'm hopeless."

Are prettier people more likely to lie?

"If you think it's wrong, give me an example!"

Lin Muran's gaze slowly shifted to Bai Mengqing, who was carrying the microwave oven to the living room, her face clearly showing distrust.

Sensing the other person's gaze, Bai Mengqing placed the stove on the table and asked curiously, "Is there something on my face?"

She had now shed her disguise, and her large green tail swayed in mid-air, like a loading screen, or perhaps displaying the real-time state in her owner's mind.

"No, it's just that I feel like there might only be one honest and beautiful dragon like you left in the whole world."

"Lin Muran, you've finally opened your eyes."

Bai Meng proudly crossed her arms, supporting her proudest part, her tail began to spin, and her mouth was even harder to suppress than AK's.

"Let me tell you a secret, I'm a perfect Azure Dragon, cultivated both internally and externally. Why are you making that face?"

She noticed Lin Muran glancing at her with a helpless look, and immediately felt a little guilty.

"No, I just think you're right. Why are your eyes wide open like that?"

"You've been possessed?"

Bai Mengqing covered her mouth, somewhat unable to believe what she was hearing.

Normally, Lin Muran would slap himself a couple of times at this time, but how come he suddenly became able to speak human language after coming back from Sally's house?

"I possessed your body."

Lin Muran said irritably, "Are you a masochist? You only feel happy when I argue with you."

What is a masochist?

"Uh, it means you get incredibly excited when someone insults you."

"I get excited when people criticize me."

"Hey, little Qinglong, I know you're thinking something very impolite." Qingyi pinched Bai Mengqing's cheek and started stretching it out like a rice cake.

Such disrespectful words would have earned her a good beating over there, just like Tom's.

"Waaah, but Lin Muran has been scolding you for two days, and your smile hasn't changed at all. Isn't that proof that you're excited?"

"That seems to make sense."

"what?"

Qingyi was taken aback. She quickly reviewed what had happened in the past two days and realized that Lin Muran had indeed been criticizing her, but she hadn't felt anything about it.

Is she really a masochist?

Impossible, it must just be polite formalities at the beginning.

Well, that must be the case.

A rare blush rose on Qingyi's face as she retorted, "Impossible! I'd be a sadist, not a masochist!!"

As the master of destiny of the Azure Cloud Feather, she could never have such a lewd desire.

Taking advantage of Qingyi's momentary daze, Bai Mengqing immediately broke free from her restraints, cupped her reddened cheeks, and squeezed into the small space between Lin Muran and the sofa armrest.

Feeling the cool, slippery scales clinging tightly to her thighs and rubbing back and forth, the tingling sensation made Lin Muran unconsciously move to the side to avoid becoming addicted to it.

"Whether you're a masochist or not is still up for debate. The most important thing now is for you to keep your promise."

Compared to Qingyi's extraordinary personality, the sadistic and masochistic views seem childish; he is more concerned about the "reward" promised by the other party before going there.

"A promise?" Qingyi's blue ear feathers twitched.

"You're not making this up, are you?"

"No, no, of course I have clues."

Qingyi waved her hand hastily and said, "Why don't you wait a few years until the spiritual energy recovers or when there's chaos due to an invasion from another world, then you can get a new ID card?"

"Wow, there's such a method?!" Bai Mengqing exclaimed in shock.

"You two are really something, one dares to say it and the other dares to believe it," Lin Muran complained. "Where did you find the novel?"

Qingyi scratched her head and gave an awkward yet elegant smile: "Biquge".

"This is the clue you were talking about?"

"Yes, what are you expecting?"

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Upon hearing Qingyi's words, Bai Mengqing's tail, which had been mimicking an impact drill, drooped limply and rested on Lin Muran's leg.

Without a proper identity, she wouldn't be able to go further with Lin Muran and experience more interesting things together.

"Don't panic, all of you. Old Master Siming is incredibly insightful. Perhaps the Ascension Manual contains a method for obtaining an identity."

Seeing the awkward expressions on the faces of the two people opposite her, Qingyi hurriedly rummaged through her bag and pulled out a small, fairly well-preserved black book—"彡芉×灬鐴吷㊣仩崻".

The title is different from Bai Mengqing's book, but the sour smell is enough to prove that both of them are genuine.

"Let me look for the password book again, don't rush." ​​Qingyi continued rummaging through her instrument case, and then pulled out a password comparison table that was bigger than her head.

"I've already decoded up to chapter 20. The content you want to see should be further on. Let me stay here for ten days to half a month. There will definitely be results."

It took her five years to fully create this decoding table, but because she had to go out to earn money, the progress slowed down. As for why she didn't give it to Xia Li, it was because she really didn't have money for food during that time, and she was afraid that her traitorous disciple would go crazy from hunger and eat the book.

"Just show me the notebook directly, I can understand it."

"You?" Qingyi looked suspicious.

When this manual first appeared, not a single disciple in the entire sect could understand it. Even I myself only managed to understand a little bit after coming here and connecting to the internet.

Specifically referring to the emojis and some traditional Chinese characters.

"Isn't what you wrote on this just the 'Three Thousand Tribulations Avoidance Technique'? What's so hard to understand?"

“Exactly, exactly,” Bai Mengqing chimed in dismissively.

"You talk as if you, Little Azure Dragon, can understand it."

"No, no, I'm not from your sect." Bai Mengqing forced a smile and turned her head to the other side. "As long as Lin Muran understands it, it's the same as me understanding it."

"That's true, that's true."

Qingyi glanced at the title again, and after confirming that Lin Muran was right, she handed the notebook to him: "Did you also used to be a punk rocker?"

"No, I just started using the internet around that time."

"Oh."

But as Lin Muran flipped through the pages, her brows gradually furrowed, and finally she slowly closed the notebook.

"Any clues?" Bai Mengqing asked nervously.

Qingyi, as the initiator, dared not even breathe loudly at this moment.

"No, these are all operations from over a decade ago." Lin Muran sighed, "Selby made it in time, but you didn't."

The first volume basically begins from the early 2000s, describing in great detail the borderline behaviors that were not well regulated before, even including how to obtain fake ID cards and update one's aliases.

But there's no way to obtain a real identity.

The living room fell silent.

Bai Mengqing lowered her head and silently stretched the tip of her tail into Lin Muran's palm, rolling it weakly.

"Old Master of Fate has two books," Emperor Roar prompted. Helmet Xia Li, who had been tidying up and standing at the studio entrance, poked her head out to remind everyone.

"Yes, maybe this method is recorded in the second half."

“We’ve been searching for the second volume for five years and haven’t found it,” Emperor Hou said with dissatisfaction. Xia Li also came out at this moment, turning over the back of the sofa to physically separate Lin Muran and Qingyi.

Qingyi forced a smile to encourage him, while the silent man and dragon on the other side said, "It doesn't have to be this hopeless, does it?"

Bai Mengqing slowly raised her head and said with a smile, "Well, Lord Siming, I think there might not be any clues in the second volume either."

"Impossible! The old master can even predict things like ascension, how could he not predict something like this?" Qingyi retorted quickly and with certainty.

"The next volume." Lin Muran pulled out the black notebook Bai Mengqing had given her from under the corner of the table. "Is this what you're looking for?"

Because this document didn't have a second volume, Lin Muran initially thought it was a simplified version or a general outline, so she didn't pay much attention to it.

Why do you have this?

"Bai Mengqing used the money she gave me as collateral for her food expenses, saying it was a secret technique of your Qingxiaoling."

"Um, I suddenly remembered that I haven't fed Manbo ink yet today. I'll go back to my room first."

Snapped!
Qingyi immediately jumped up, grabbed Bai Mengqing who was trying to sneak away, and asked in a very gentle tone, "Can you explain to me why you have this thing in your hand, Little Green Dragon?"

She wandered through various bookstalls but couldn't find him, so she suspected that it might have been the little green dragon that attacked her on the day of her ascension.

I didn't expect it to be true.

Bai Mengqing blushed and stammered, "How can you call something like a spirit beast stealing? It's called borrowing. Now that it's been returned to its rightful owner, everyone's happy, isn't that right?"

"Never mind, as long as it didn't fall into the hands of bad people, that's fine."

She didn't pursue Bai Mengqing's actions any further. Her immediate priority was to unravel the secrets left behind by the old master so that she could have an identity to walk in this world.

Then Lin Muran would be so grateful that she would cry tears of joy and ask to move in comfortably.

"So, the clue."

"No."

"No, it is."

“There is no relevant information.” Lin Muran shrugged, turned to the page he had specifically marked, and showed it to Qingyi and Xiali.

Aside from the four blank bookmarks tucked inside at the beginning, this page is the most memorable.

"What does this mean? Could it be a legacy code left by the old master?"

"I'm going to be a millionaire!" Di Hou asked excitedly.

Without the code table, Qingyi and Xiali couldn't quite understand the contents.

"This passage encapsulates the profound wisdom of you old masters of destiny as you navigate the mortal world. Let me translate it for you, and you'll understand."

During the break between videos after the mermaid girl video ended, he began to consider Bai Mengqing's identity. He specifically studied this notebook, which contained very simple content, basically a refined collection of old master's insights.

Playing cards on January 14th

Playing cards on January 15th

Playing cards on January 16th

January 17th won't do! You can't keep going like this! You're a transmigrator who has achieved enlightenment, the pioneer of the urban cultivation era! Have you forgotten everything you went through in establishing your sect?! You must take action this year!! Let's start with setting up a fortune-telling stall!!
Playing cards on February 18rd.

"Playing cards?" Qingyi's lips twitched uncontrollably after listening to Lin Muran's detailed explanation.

“It’s him.” Emperor Roar rolled his eyes and said.

"Your official certification proves that this is the original."

Bai Mengqing, hiding behind the sofa, couldn't help but laugh. She hadn't expected that the sect's chief advisor would be such a lazy person.

"Impossible! Old Master Ming is not a procrastinator!" Qingyi immediately launched a counterattack when she saw Lin Muran's nonchalant tone.

In her mind, Lao Siming was a person with extremely strong execution ability, how could he be so decadent?

"She's definitely preparing for something bigger."

“There is indeed a big move.” Lin Muran flipped through two pages; the words on them were few and far between, almost blank.

"How come the word count for the big move isn't as high as the one above?" Bai Mengqing blinked, leaning against the back of the sofa.

Playing cards on January 20th

On January 21st, I bravely rescued a group of female technicians who had been ripped off. My plan is to make them admire me as a first step in accelerating my strength recovery. I've already arranged a meeting with them, using a bank transfer as the secret code. Then I just need to wait for the police to arrive and handle the aftermath. I'm practically a perfect vigilante, comparable to Batman! Ciallo～(∠ω<)⌒★
Playing cards on February 3rd.

“I can attest that this is indeed a major undertaking.” No matter how many times Lin Muran watched it, the feeling of being struck by “lightning tribulation” never diminished.

"How do you know it's a big move?" Qingyi couldn't understand how he could glean so much information from just a few lines of text and such a long time span.

"Why is it already Crimson King here?" Emperor Roar asked, his curiosity exploding.

Xia Li and Qing Yi each held down one of Lin Muran's legs and approached with puzzled expressions.

"Because she was also the one who was called to the scene by the police."

(End of this chapter)