You are not monster girls!

Chapter 152 is both an adulterous couple and a pair of scoundrels (4k)

Look, on that distant blue planet, something wonderful is happening.

Yun Yifei watched as the other person walked towards her with a serious expression, and couldn't help but feel a surge of surprise: "You still dare to come over?"

In the past, he would have fled in panic, but this time he did the exact opposite.

Lin Muran didn't speak, but as she got closer to the other person, she suddenly smiled, opened her arms, and said, "Sis, do you want to die?!"

Xia Li, who was standing nearby, couldn't help but tremble when she saw this.

As expected, this woman is the true head of the family. Fortunately, Dihou surrendered quickly.

Her confidence in her intuition reached a new level.

Lin Muran originally wanted to use a gentle approach to get rid of Yun Yifei, but before she could finish speaking, Yun Yifei used her other hand to forcefully crack her skull.

"Then I'll grant your wish."

"Sister, I miss you." Lin Muran still didn't give up and continued to make moves.

Yun Yifei was secretly delighted, but still said with a dark face, "Are you possessed by a ghost?"

"What are you saying? I was just overjoyed that you came back so suddenly," Lin Muran continued to soften her tone.

Never confront a woman who is in a bad mood. This is an important lesson he learned when he was a monster expert, especially with women/monsters who are usually cold and indifferent.

And he was no longer the stubborn, unemployed bum he used to be.

"Choose between calling the police or reporting to your parents."

Yun Yifei had never heard Lin Muran speak to her like this in years, and she felt a surge of secret pleasure, but she still forced herself to keep a cold expression.

"I think you should let go first, sister."

"sure."

Yun Yifei smiled disdainfully: "Why don't you explain the matter of the first wife, the second wife, and the third wife first, and the matter of treating me as a concubine?"

Lin Muran:???

Concubine?

How could I possibly dare!
Even if I married all three spirit beasts, I still wouldn't dare to treat you as a concubine.

Because his face was locked, he could only look at the other two spirit beasts with a shocked expression.

Xia Li silently turned away, not daring to meet Lin Muran's gaze, while the clumsy dragon being held seemed to get even more excited: "Lin Muran, don't just stare, quickly tell this woman about the bond between us."

Yun Yifei sneered: "Entanglement? Ha, I think 'adulterous couple' would be more appropriate."

"It's not impossible."

Bai Mengqing noticed that Stephen Chow often used this word to describe the relationship between the protagonist and the female lead in his movies, so she stopped struggling with it.

Yun Yifei:?

"Emperor Roar and Big Brother are a pair of adulterers," Emperor Roar added.

Yun Yifei: ? ? ?

Are these two women normal people?
"No, why are you pinching me?!" Feeling the sudden increase in pressure on her face, Lin Muran couldn't hold back anymore.

Yun Yifei released Bai Mengqing: "If you can't find a girlfriend, you go and scam girls with low IQs?"

Just as a string of bones can never produce a truly stupid person, a green tea b*tch can never express that kind of self-righteous idiocy.

"I admit she has a low IQ, but let me make it clear first that I'm not lying," Lin Muran explained with difficulty.

"That means you admit she's your girlfriend."

Bai Mengqing, who was kneeling on the ground with her face covered, was secretly delighted. Ignoring whether the marks on her face had disappeared or not, she stood up and proudly straightened her back to show Yun Yifei the magnificent "big" Leiyin Temple: "You could even guess this. I admit that your IQ is far above that of ordinary people."

"Female friends, right?"

"You...you know about this too?" Bai Mengqing took a few steps back in shock.

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As expected, fools can control everything.

Yun Yifei originally just wanted to make sarcastic remarks to Bai Mengqing, but she didn't expect that this woman would not only not get angry, but also praise her, which was really baffling.

"They are my two partners, and they have helped me complete many business deals."

"Really?"

"If you're really boyfriend and girlfriend, would you sleep separately?"

Yun Yifei breathed a sigh of relief: "That makes sense."

Bai Mengqing tilted her head: "But we've already slept."

"You...you slept in!?"

Yun Yifei felt as if a thunderbolt had struck her heart. She couldn't believe that the things she had guarded for so long, which she had only been away for a few months, were gone in the short time she was gone.

"Yes, I begged him to sleep with me."

Bai Mengqing seemed to be complaining on purpose, saying softly, "Ever since that night, he won't even let me into his bed."

"My face is going to explode!!"

"Lin, Mu, Ran!!" Yun Yifei was furious. "Can't you be a little more virtuous?!"

A girl like Bai Mengqing, with her figure, looks, and intelligence, is someone to be cherished. Yet her own younger brother actually toyed with her and then kicked her away.

She never expected Lin Muran to be this kind of man.

"To add, Big Brother and Emperor Roar only slept together once."

"Please, please stop talking."

Lin Muran was too lazy to explain, lest she make things worse: "First of all, we are completely innocent business partners."

"How can a man and woman be innocent when they sleep together?" Yun Yifei said with a dark face.

She knew that the paintings on the Monster Expert account could not possibly have been painted by Lin Muran; the partnership aspect was indeed beyond doubt, and the other girl in sunglasses who spoke strangely was probably the copywriter.

"Sis, if you don't believe me, you can sleep with her for one night and you'll understand."

"Why would I sleep with a strange woman?" Yun Yifei frowned.

If she had to choose one of these two women to sleep with, she would definitely choose the petite Xia Li. Sleeping with a big-breasted, brainless girl like Bai Mengqing would definitely cause her IQ to drop due to lack of oxygen to her brain.

“Big brother is right,” Emperor Roar affirmed. Xia Li turned around to agree.

"Xia Li, what are you doing? You were perfectly fine when we slept together."

“That would be best,” Emperor Roar said with a tone of relief, as if he had just survived a catastrophe.

"Partners don't need to live together, right?"

After learning that Lin Muran had not had relations with them, Yun Yifei's anger subsided considerably, and she released Lin Muran.

After all, Yan Yifan had said that Lin Muran responded better to gentleness than force, so he had to show tolerance and make Lin Muran feel guilty.

Making him sever ties with his two partnerships now would be tantamount to ruining his career as well.

"They are children from the mountains, they have nowhere to live." Lin Muran gestured to the two spirit beasts with her eyes to keep quiet.

"If they have nowhere to live, you can help them rent a place to live."

"You'll pay?"

"I'll go out."

The room fell into an awkward silence. Lin Muran thought she had gotten away with the first hurdle, but she didn't expect the second one to be even more troublesome.

He glanced at the suitcase by the door of the opposite room, and his heart jumped into his throat.

It's obvious that Yun Yifei is planning to move back in, and she would never agree to live with so many men.

She wasn't exactly short of money, and she used plenty of excuses about needing to rent a place.

Especially now that there's Qingyi.

dong dong dong-

At this moment, there was a knock on the door.

"Hello, is Mr. Lin home? I'm Master Qing. You made an appointment with me before."

Lin Muran and Yun Yifei looked towards the door at the same time, their expressions of surprise almost synchronized.

The latter was genuinely surprised, while the former found a human-like comfort among a group of incompetent teammates.

Why would Master Qing suddenly come to our door?

It would be terrible if she saw me so irritable.

Yun Yifei said coldly, "How do you know her?"

“I heard a strange crying sound coming from my microphone when I was making a video before, and recently there have been more complaints about disturbing the peace. I’m quite superstitious, so I used my pocket money to hire an expert to take a look.”

Yun Yifei knew that Qingyi was indeed a remarkable person, so she didn't pursue the matter further. She simply said coldly, "Explain the whole story to me later."

"have to."

"You two, we'll talk about it later." Yun Yifei said this and left the room with Lin Muran, leaving the two bewildered spirit beasts behind.

Bai Mengqing asked, somewhat puzzled, "Why did Sister Lin Muran become timid when she heard Lord Siming's voice?"

"It must be that Master used his newly learned Ultra Telekinesis to hypnotize my sister," Emperor Roar guessed.

After exchanging a glance, they followed each other out.

As soon as Yun Yifei entered the living room, she saw Qingyi standing at the door, wearing the classic "Heavenly Crippled" skin. She was wearing small round sunglasses and a Taoist hat, holding a fan behind her back as she observed the scene. There were even two or three middle-aged women watching from the sidelines, seemingly discussing something.

"Hey~ isn't this Xiaoyun? What are you doing here?"

When Qingyi saw Yunyi, she deliberately feigned surprise: "Are you trying to steal my job?"

"No, no, this is my home, Master Qing. It's not convenient to talk here, please come in."

Seeing that more and more people were gathering around, Yun Yifei could only pull Qingyi inside and close the door. As she turned around, she tripped over the guqin placed at the door, but because she was in a hurry and saw that the guqin hadn't fallen over, she didn't care and led Qingyi to the living room first.

Qingyi glanced at the two spirit beasts that were already sitting obediently on the single sofa and Lin Muran on the main sofa, and said meaningfully, "It seems I came at the wrong time?"

"It's just a small problem, nothing serious." Yun Yifei sat down next to Lin Muran and handed the tea that had already been brewed to Qingyi.

To make the performance more convincing, Qingyi took a sip of tea without ceremony and pretended to look around the room: "So this is Xiaoyun's house. It's a really nice place, and with you here, I feel at ease staying here."

puff!
Yun Yifei and Lin Muran simultaneously served tea, drank tea, and spat out tea, while looking at Qingyi at the same time: "You...you want to stay here?!"

"Isn't this what we agreed on, Mr. Lin? Why are you so surprised?" Qingyi pushed up her sunglasses with her folding fan and said casually.

Yun Yifei looked at Lin Muran with a dark expression: "Staying here? I've never heard of that before?"

Lin Muran was also surprised that Qingyi would expose herself so directly.

"I asked for it."

Seeing Lin Muran's embarrassed look, Qingyi chuckled and said, "This house has quite a few problems. I used to be a haunted house tester, so I might as well just stay here and see the specific issues."

"Aren't you worried about living with a strange man?" Yun Yifei asked, somewhat puzzled.

"I was a little worried at first, but after finding out it's your family, Xiaoyun, I'm not so worried anymore. Besides, aren't there two female benefactors here too?"

“But Master Qing, there aren’t any extra rooms for you.” When she arrived, she saw a set of small cups on the sofa, which the girl in sunglasses probably slept on.

"Oh, don't worry about that. Mr. Lin told me that I can just sleep on a makeshift bed in the living room." Qingyi deliberately put on a relieved expression.

"That won't do, you're a distinguished guest."

Yun Yifei glanced at Bai Mengqing disdainfully: "You can sleep on the floor with this guy."

"What do you mean 'this guy'? My name is Bai Mengqing. Just because you're Sister Lin Muran doesn't give you the right to speak disrespectfully to a dragon!"

Bai Mengqing bared its teeth at Yun Yifei, its tail about to rise, but Xia Li held it down and secretly moved it next to Lin Muran.

"mortal?"

"Oh, it's just cosplay terminology, don't mind it." Lin Muran secretly drew a three on Bai Mengqing's tail, telling her not to speak and to watch Qingyi's performance.

Yun Yifei asked suspiciously, "Oh."

Qingyi's forehead was sweating: "Uh, actually I'm not very familiar with this Ms. Bai, so it might not be very convenient for us to live together."

Bai Mengqing's strengths extend beyond just her grappling techniques; she also possesses the unique skill of going to the toilet with her eyes closed. If you were to sleep on the floor next to her, you'd probably get your back stepped on.

"If you don't mind, Master Qing, you can sleep on the floor in my room. There are plenty of empty seats in my room."

"Then it's better to be respectful than to obey."

Qingyi smiled and agreed, while giving Lin Muran a flirtatious wink.

Yun Yifei happened to see this. She knew that Qingyi was just teasing Lin Muran on purpose, but she still felt a little upset. She secretly put her hand on Lin Muran's thigh and pinched her hard.

Not only did they pinch me, they even twisted me!

"hiss"

Lin Muran, in pain, could only grab the other person's hand to prevent further damage to her thigh. The other person's soft little hand struggled for a moment, but quickly gave in.

This action was naturally noticed by Bai Mengqing, whose cheeks immediately puffed up like Jigglypuff.

I don't know why, but seeing Lin Muran holding another woman's hand makes me inexplicably irritable.

Qingyi naturally noticed this action as well, but she took another sip of tea and changed the subject to the two spirit beasts sitting together: "I was saying that I felt a familiar aura from the very beginning. These two young ladies seem to have the aura of immortals."

Immortals?

Yun Yifei turned her head to look at Bai Mengqing, who had turned into a chubby little thing, and Xia Li, who was helping her expel gas with her paws.

"Your rank as an immortal is too low. I am a dragon, and you are not, sob sob."

Before Bai Mengqing could finish speaking, Lin Muran grabbed a banana from the table and blocked her with it, while his other hand was drawing words on his tail.

[In special circumstances, whatever you say goes, and I'll agree to everything afterward.]

The tip of the dragon's tail drew words on the back of Lin Muran's hand: 【Then sleep with me.】

Ouch. My dear Bai Jie is going to kill someone!

Lin Muran gasped, but seeing the obvious displeasure on Yun Yifei's face, she could only respond with a finger.

Everything is up to you.

Bai Mengqing immediately regained her composure, feigning shock with acting skills comparable to Ding Zhen's: "No way?"

"It can't be wrong." Qingyi nodded when she saw that Yun Yifei was wavering.

That's such a quick change of heart.

Lin Muran wiped his sweat. It was only one night. He didn't know if he could hold on. But before he could catch his breath, he immediately felt a sharp gaze directed at Bai Mengqing. Bai Mengqing's tail tip also began to write again.

"Big brother, what about me?"

(End of this chapter)