You are not monster girls!

Chapter 153 So kneading dough is also a part of maintenance? (4k)

Lin Muran knew without even thinking that the idiom the spirit beasts learned the fastest was "profiting from a disaster."

The kind that will never get knotted unless absolutely necessary.

Faced with Xia Li's aggressive gaze, Lin Muran had no choice but to grit her teeth and agree.

What are the requirements?

[Don't know, just reserving this spot]

Invincible.
Fortunately, Xia Li only likes to cling to people when she sleeps, instead of doing the Sleeping Arhat Fist like Bai Mengqing. In addition, she is quite sensible and probably won't make any embarrassing requests.

Instead of making Lin Muran nervous, it actually made him feel relieved.

Compared to the three people's dancing eyebrows, Yun Yifei was more concerned about the immortals Qingyi mentioned. She had seen many people say that the woman was the reincarnation of a Bodhisattva, which was mostly to raise their own status, but this was the first time she had seen it said like this.

After all, it's a bit too much for a woman to be associated with the Four Immortals.

Qingyi also noticed that Lin Muran was sending coded messages, and knew that Yun Yifei had noticed it, but the other party was still observing, which meant that her lie had worked.

Snapped!
She unfolded her fan and then slammed it shut, attracting everyone's attention. When Yun Yifei and Lin Muran turned their gazes toward her, she suddenly clutched her stomach and curled up.

"Master Qing, what's wrong?!"

This was the first time Yun Yifei had ever seen Qingyi with such an expression, and she immediately panicked. After all, Qingyi was a superhuman who could carry a guqin bigger than herself and move with incredible speed.

"I ate Wallace's on the way here, and my stomach feels uncomfortable."

Even someone as strong as Master Qing couldn't withstand it.

Yun Yifei helped Qingyi up: "Master Qing, the toilet is right next door. Just bear with it for a moment, I'll take you there."

"Oh, I'm so sorry, Xiaoyun, I've only just arrived and I'm already troubling you."

"Not at all, I was just worried I hadn't had a chance to thank you."

As Yun Yifei led Qingyi toward the restroom, Qingyi secretly lowered her head and glanced at Lin Muran, blinking repeatedly to convey her last message.

I saw you.

Lin Muran silently saluted her.

It is truly an unparalleled bird.

They even understand Morse code.

Meanwhile, Bai Mengqing was still immersed in Qingyi's outrageous remarks: "So the Azure Phoenix also eats its own kind? It's not as noble as it seems."

A bird eating fried chicken.

Is this reasonable?

“I’m afraid. Even if Emperor Roar is starving, he won’t eat his own kind,” Emperor Roar said, trembling.

Lin Muran rolled her eyes at the two spirit beasts. Right now, the misunderstanding with Yun Yifei hadn't been cleared up yet, so there was no need to discuss whether Qingyi would eat fried chicken or not.

"Alright, what do you need to explain? Hurry up and explain."

Yun Yifei returned with a cold face and sat a little closer to Lin Muran.

"What I'm about to say might seem like I'm making it up, but it's actually true."

"Let me tell you, whether you believe it or not is up to me."

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Lin Muran sighed and then told Yun Yifei everything about how she transmigrated to another world, returned, and met Bai Mengqing, Xia Li, and even Qingyi.

However, in order to match Qingyi's status as a master, he focused on explaining the part about Qingxiao Ling and did not mention that she was a spirit beast.

"That's how it is," he said, taking a sip of water.

"One of them is a dragon, and the other is a roar?"

Yun Yifei's indifferent face finally changed, her eyes filled with disbelief. The dragon girl in human form had actually appeared before her eyes.

"It's genuine, the diagonal corners and tail are real, not cosplay."

Lin Muran pointed to Bai Mengqing's dragon horns: "If you don't believe me, just touch them yourself, sis."

After all, no matter how hardcore a dragon girl cosplay is, you wouldn't wear dragon horns that could break your neck all day long.

"Why should I let her touch me?" Bai Mengqing said with a reluctant expression.

Although he should cooperate with Lin Muran's actions, this woman had just beaten him up like Yamcha.

She would rather let Lin Muran demonstrate pulling out the dragon horns than let this woman touch her.

Seeing Bai Mengqing hesitate, Xia Li tugged at her skirt: "Ingredients, your sister-in-law is a tough nut to crack, but if we can get past her, we'll win." Di Hou encouraged.

Tough nut to crack?
Can an ordinary person's bones be as hard as Lin Muran's?
Bai Mengqing's gaze fell on Yun Yifei. The other party was slender and delicate, and apart from having a slightly stronger grip, she didn't have the tough and unyielding feeling of the characters in the movies.

She stood up slightly, snatched Yun Yifei's right hand from Lin Muran's hand, and grabbed it, holding it tightly.

Yun Yifei shuddered the moment she was touched, but seeing that Lin Muran didn't react, she let him grab her.

Feeling the cool, delicate scales caressing her palms, she realized that Bai Mengqing's hands were not painted with floral patterns, but rather dragon claws made of real scales.

Surprised as she was, Yun Yifei still tried to remain calm and asked, "What are you doing?"

"Shake hands."

"Then why are you grabbing my other hand?"

"Shake hands."

Are you shaking hands or practicing your patience?

Yun Yifei suddenly felt as if a mountain was pressing down on her shoulders. If she hadn't gritted her teeth and held on in time, she might have been on her knees in an instant.

Isn't this a Chinese dragon?
Why would you still use the Aikido from Baki?
"Xia Li, she's not a tough nut to crack. Her hands feel quite soft to the touch. Why did you turn around?"

Bai Mengqing turned to report the situation to Xia Li, who simply turned her head away silently. Even Lin Muran, who was sitting next to her, started to sweat.

Snapped!
Seeing that Xia Li was ignoring her, Bai Mengqing turned her head back. In the blink of an eye, everything went black, and then her face began to feel pressured again.

"Goo-ah!"

"They're new here, so their understanding of modern terminology might be a bit off. Please be understanding, sister."

Lin Muran untied Yun Yifei's hands and pretended to knead Bai Mengqing's reddened areas like dough, saying, "The claws have already touched you. If you still don't believe me, you can touch the horns and tail directly."

"I'll trust you one more time."

When Yun Yifei saw Lin Muran helping her to thoroughly "torture" Bai Mengqing, her anger instantly dissipated.

Moreover, after hearing Bai Mengqing turn around and ask Xia Li, she completely understood that this guy wasn't showing off to her, but was actually testing the hardness of her bones.

Being too innocent makes it impossible to get angry with the other person.

"Silly Dragon, you'd better cooperate a little, understand?"

Lin Muran used her head to cover Bai Mengqing's squinting expression from being rubbed, and gently patted her smooth cheek to bring her attention back to the matter at hand.

Once she proves to Yun Yifei that she is a dragon, she can basically sever ties with "woman" and there will be no more trouble.

"Oh."

Bai Mengqing touched her cheek, feeling the lingering warmth, and smiled slightly. She lowered her head to let Yun Yifei touch it. "Sister, you can touch it."

After glancing at Bai Mengqing, Yun Yifei slowly stretched out her hands, pressed her arms down, and began to unconsciously practice Tai Chi.

Guji~
"Hmm," Bai Mengqing unconsciously closed her eyes, her long eyelashes trembling slightly.

gurgle~ gurgle~
"This is actually the real thing!"

Yun Yifei kneaded the Earth in the real universe like a demon god, her eyes filled with longing for the soul.

Does something so completely natural really exist?
Size, model, material, sensitivity.
That's amazing!

"Um...didn't we say to touch the corner?"

Bai Mengqing felt a little dizzy and a little embarrassed, and her tail began to wag aimlessly.

She didn't understand why she felt this way. The last time she had this feeling was when Lin Muran bumped into her in the fitting room.

"I'm checking if you have any illnesses. You're undocumented and can't go to the hospital."

Yun Yifei changed her strength, swinging her arms like Jet Li rubbing a water vat in the Tai Chi Master Zhang Sanfeng movie.

"Oh"

Hearing Lin Muran say that it was for her own good, Bai Mengqing endured the weakness in her legs and gritted her teeth to resist the feeling that made her body go limp.

Is this really something I can watch?
Lin Muran swallowed hard as she looked at the erotic scene before her, her brain uncontrollably switching to recording mode to capture the details.

Even Sally, a more powerful succubus hybrid, couldn't shake her resolve at this moment, but her resolve began to waver.

So this dragon is really that charming?
When Xia Li saw this, she unconsciously leaned forward, straightened her sunglasses, and observed with one eye in a caterpillar-like posture.

No matter how explicit the images on your computer are, they're fake and can't compare to the impact of seeing them with your own eyes.

This distance, this temperature, this sensation caused her tail to twist into a heart shape.

Sensing the power of fluctuations is quite strenuous. Yun Yifei had already expended a lot of energy, and the whole process didn't last long. Her hands became sore after a short while, and she lost interest.

She finally understands what "sage mode" means.

"You say you're a dragon, but I think you should be called Milk Dragon."

"I'm not a milk dragon, I'm a sea dragon!!"

Bai Mengqing's already flushed face turned even redder, and her tail stood up, entering Spinosaurus mode.

I have horns, how can I be compared to a milk dragon?

No, their strengths should be comparable.

Thinking of this, she slowly lowered her tail, turned her face to the side, and said disdainfully, "I'll take that as a compliment."

Is that a compliment?
She watched the planets collide with a look of utter despair, then shook her aching arms: "Sure enough, smaller is better."

Bai Mengqing was completely bewildered as she watched Yun Yifei's Sichuan opera face-changing performance.

"Agreed. Emperor Roar agrees with what Big Sister said." Xia Li also entered sage mode, raising both hands in agreement.

"Big Sister?" Yun Yifei was somewhat surprised that this spirit beast would address her that way.

"According to the rule of first come, first served, the eldest sister is the oldest," Emperor Roar repeated the "rules."

"It's really good."

Yun Yifei glanced at Xia Li's small hillside and patted the other's cat ears with great satisfaction.

After discovering that the texture was better than a real cat, her eyes lit up and she picked it up: "Is Emperor Roar your name?"

"Xia Li, Emperor Roar is just a species," Emperor Roar solemnly introduced itself to the eldest sister.

"From what you're saying, you consider me your older sister?"

Xia Li nodded.

Yun Yifei rubbed her cat ears: "It's not impossible."

She already had a good impression of Xia Li's immediate surrender, and now that the other party had taken the initiative to acknowledge her family status and recognize her as her older sister.

Yun Yifei wouldn't mind having another younger sister who's as pretty as a doll.

Moreover, a spirit beast willingly becoming your sister and also working as your cat—nothing could be more interesting.

After all, Lin Muran's role as her younger brother is not meant to last long, and her role as the older sister needs to have enough space to shine.

"Swear allegiance to the Big Sister!" Emperor Roar said, laughing wildly.

After Xia Li finished speaking in a completely emotionless tone, she tried to get up to find her "Dragon-Seeking Ruler," but Yun Yifei forcibly pulled her back and held her in her arms.

Bai Mengqing gritted her teeth and sat back on the suddenly spacious single sofa, strongly condemning Xia Li's rare behavior with her eyes. But after only a short while, she leaned back on the sofa, feeling somewhat exhausted.

So kneading dough into large balls is part of the skincare routine?
No wonder the study materials all say to do this first.
Isn't it always men who do this to women?
Feeling the persistent swelling in her chest, she secretly glanced at Lin Muran, only to find their eyes meeting. Both of them turned their heads away at the same time.

My heart was pounding so hard that it started making my head thump.

What's wrong with me?
Why am I so nervous?

She didn't understand why, and she didn't dare to imagine what would happen if Yun Yifei were replaced by Lin Muran. She could only let her tail whip across the sofa.

Xia Li watched Bai Mengqing's fluttering expression without saying a word, her originally upright cat ears gradually drooping down.

For some reason, she always felt a tightness in her chest.

Realizing the awkwardness, Lin Muran could only cough twice to attract Yun Yifei's attention and prevent her from noticing Bai Mengqing's unusual behavior.

"That's how it is, sis, now you believe me, right?"

"letter."

Yun Yifei gently rubbed the inner membrane of the cat's ears with her fingertips, and the coldness on her face eased considerably.

It seems that Xia Li has a double attack on her older sister, a cat-loving female demon.

Seeing how easily Yun Yifei accepted Xia Li, Lin Muran finally felt relieved, and this should reduce family conflicts in the future.

He hesitated for a long time before finally speaking up: "Sis, what brings you back all of a sudden? When are you leaving?"

"You want me to leave so soon?"

"No, no, I'm just worried that something might happen here and disrupt your work." Lin Muran immediately waved her hand and denied it with a smile: "I wish you would stay here."

Bai Mengqing frowned, and a few laughs came from the restroom.

Yun Yifei gently stroked Xia Li's tail and said, "This time I just happened to be back because my business trip and vacation were combined. The application to transfer here will take some time to complete the process."

"Oh, wait a minute!"

Lin Muran was startled and asked, "The transfer you mentioned isn't going to be a transfer back to Jingzhou, is it?"

"Ah."

Yun Yifei glared at the other person, annoyed: "We'll talk about the future then. I'm mainly staying here to observe your work processes and account management, as well as..."

Her gaze was fixed on Bai Mengqing on the other end: "I'll keep an eye on you to prevent you from doing anything irreversible that might go wrong."

(End of this chapter)