You are not monster girls!

Chapter 157 My Hands or Little Azure Dragon's Hands Feel Better (4k)

The statement "I completed my university studies on Bilibili" still holds increasing value even now.

Music theory may seem complicated, but that only applies to complete beginners. Someone like Qingyi, with her excellent musical sense, can grasp it after just one pass through.

"Besides music, you can search for anything else you don't understand."

After saying that, Lin Muran glanced at Qingyi, who was constantly spinning in circles on her chair, and asked, "You should know how to use a keyboard, right? Like Pinyin or Wubi?"

It's normal that Bai Mengqing and Xia Li, one a wild dragon and the other a gatekeeper, don't know pinyin.

However, since Qingyi is a master of destiny and has been wandering outside with Xiali for quite some time, and has experience using mobile phones, she shouldn't need me to teach her again.

Qingyi stopped, turned her chair so it faced Lin Muran, and proudly raised a finger, saying, "No one knows more about keyboards than me."

After speaking, she turned to the computer, hovering her hands above it. She held her breath for a moment, then suddenly opened her eyes, gripping the keyboard with both hands and hoisting them onto her shoulders. Her fingertips danced as she began typing in the search box: "Ah, really, that's more suitable for taking me to... just posted."

"What are you doing?"

"You don't understand this."

Qingyi tilted her head and tried the key bindings one by one with one finger, saying, "Although I am not a sword cultivator, I am still a righteous person."

"What does this have to do with sword cultivators?"

"As a decent person, it's perfectly reasonable to hold the keyboard upright, right?"

After all that, it turns out he was cosplaying the Evil Sword Immortal.

Lin Muran looked at Qingyi, who resembled a prisoner with her hands tied up, and wiped the sweat from her forehead: "Is it possible that the keyboard is upright even when you put it down?"

"Oh right, you're quite smart."

"I suddenly feel that Bai Mengqing is very suitable to join Qingxiaoling."

"Yes, a few of us asked her, and since she didn't want to, we let her go."

So you actually did invite him.

Lin Muran straightened the keyboard for Qingyi. Luckily, he always used a wireless keyboard, otherwise the keyboard cable might have been ruined by that blow.

"You're already an immortal, do you really need to change your class?"

"Hmm, that makes sense. It should indeed be its own school of thought."

"Can't we just use the computer properly anymore?"

Just as Qingyi finished speaking and was about to raise the keyboard above her head, Lin Muran pressed it down.

He hadn't had much contact with Qingyi before, and thought she was just a spirit beast who liked to play with abstract concepts. But after spending the last few days with her, he didn't expect her to be just as stubborn as Bai Meng and Qingxia.

After briefly explaining the basic computer keyboard layout to Qingyi, including the classic Alt+Tab, he sat down at the workbench behind him, put on his headphones, and started thinking about how to insert the client's business order.

This is Xia Li's first time writing a short story script with a plot, so there's a possibility of it going wrong. Just in case, he has to write one himself.

As for why he wore headphones, it was simply because the music theory lessons were like a lullaby, making him want to sleep.

Even Qingyi, who understands music theory, was no exception. She started yawning as soon as the other person began the lesson, and her blue ear feathers almost got stuck in her hair.

After watching for a while, she turned her chair back slightly, glanced at Lin Muran who was focused on his phone, and then quietly turned back. She paused the video and opened Lin Muran's Steam library to secretly start watching.

Senren Banka last opened two days ago, with a visit time of 4 hours.
Neikopara last opened two days ago, with a playtime of 2 hours.
The game "I Love Iron-Blooded Train Hero" was last running two days ago, with a playtime of 40 minutes.

Lin Muran has to work and do housework, how could she still manage to play so many adult games in one day?
It hasn't been discovered by Xiao Qinglong and the traitorous disciple yet.

Great.

"Did you encounter any problems?"

Qingyi continued scrolling the mouse wheel. When she heard Lin Muran behind her tell her to use Alt+Tab to switch back to the video, she replied, "No, no."

"Oh."

With music playing in her headphones, Lin Muran could barely hear Qingyi's response before continuing to think about the copy.

Seeing that the other person had lowered their head and continued writing, Qingyi breathed a sigh of relief and continued to check the inventory. When she saw that there were 6000 hours of game records, she clicked on it without thinking.

She had seen people playing this game when she was hanging out with Xia Li at an internet cafe before. It was called Dota 2, and some people even smashed their keyboards during the game.

The green matchmaking button was large, and Qingyi, not Bai Mengqing, easily got into the game and chose a hero with chicken feet.

But I don't know why when she clicks on an item, it only shows the information but doesn't actually purchase it, even after the game has loaded. Her teammates even started pinging her.

Could it be that I didn't flick the mouse hard enough, which is why the click didn't work?

Seeing that some people could swing their mouse directly into the face of the person next to them while playing this kind of competitive game, Qingyi forcefully swung her mouse backward.

As a result, his hand slipped and he accidentally flung the mouse backward, heading straight for Lin Muran's face.

The expected sound of a skull shattering did not occur, which gave Qingyi the courage to turn her head. She saw Lin Muran holding a mouse in one hand, smiling at her without saying a word.

"Uh cough, Ranran is indeed a monster expert, her skills are really impressive."

Is it necessary to flick the mouse while watching a video?

"Just teasing you."

"Should I come too?"

"I made a mistake, Ranran. I didn't hold the mouse properly this time because I was secretly playing games. I'll definitely be able to hold it properly next time."

"Why are you dragging the mouse so far when my computer isn't even mounted?" Lin Muran felt the lingering pain in his hand and couldn't help but break out in a cold sweat.

Luckily, he happened to look up and reacted quickly enough to stop the mouse. Otherwise, if such a heavy Logitech mouse had hit his face, he might have had a nosebleed, or at least a mild concussion.

so close.

He was almost assassinated by the least dangerous spirit beast.

"The main problem is that we can't buy equipment." Qingyi could only show the screen where people were covered in six-colored question marks.

"Just use the right mouse button." Lin Muran walked over and handed the mouse back to Qingyi.

Right-click.

Sulfone sulfone sulfone!
Lin Muran felt the powerful force of the punch brush past his face, and immediately reached out to press Qingyi's hand down. He then used his own fingers to click the mouse on Qingyi's slender and delicate fingers to buy the supply equipment.

"No, didn't you say just right-click? Why are you shaking the mouse?"

"Not slinging things over is unprofessional."

"You're playing CS from across the room."

Because he had been pressing his hands too hastily, Lin Muran wrapped his arms around Qingyi from behind, with their faces only a hair's breadth apart.

However, compared to the itching caused by the ear feathers rubbing against his nose from time to time, the lavender-like fragrance was much more likely to distract him.

It's the same as having your pants pulled down in public. The most embarrassing thing isn't being pulled down, but standing there afterward.

If they were to separate now, both Lin Muran and Qingyi would feel extremely awkward.

But as long as you use teaching as an excuse, the two sides will naturally separate when the game ends, and everyone will be happy.

Subsequently, Lin Muran had to teach Qingyi how to last-hit minions, pull jungle camps, and control lanes in the game. Although she was still killed a few times by the opposing blue Taro, she managed to hold the top lane.

"Then, all you need to do now is wait for the enemy minions to get to the tower before you can last-hit them. You don't need to go up and feed them, understand?"

"oh oh."

Qingyi's ears were tickled by the hot breath that the other person exhaled from time to time, which amplified the shyness she felt because her hand was being held.

Is this a man's hand?
It is indeed bigger than I imagined.
His shoulders are also broad.
No wonder the traitor liked to sit inside.
Whether she was wandering over there or here, she always kept her distance from men, so today's experience was unexpectedly wonderful for her.

However, Si Ming still needs to maintain her image. If she shows shyness, Lin Muran, with her intelligence, will definitely use this flaw to manipulate her in the future.

You have to take the initiative and make the other person blush, then you can control them. "And when you use your ultimate move to jump over, why are you turning around beforehand? Why are you looking at me?"

"I have a question for you."

Qingyi revealed a meaningful smile, her cheeks flushed slightly.

"Just ask."

"Are hands that are frequently used for playing the piano pleasant to touch?"

"It's alright, how about mine?"

"It is interesting."

"That's interesting. Is this describing a hand?"

“It’s not important; what’s important is”

Qingyi's eyes flickered: "How do you think my hand is better than the little green dragon's claw?"

Well, I think...

Lin Muran was speaking when she felt a sharp gaze pierce her from behind.

Out of the corner of my eye, I noticed a pair of twilight-colored vertical pupils slowly moving out from the doorway. When I turned my head away, only a pair of dragon horns remained, but when I turned back, the gaze reappeared just like before.

"Uh, can't we say they're the same?"

"Isn't that the same as saying nothing at all?"

"Ok."

Seeing the screen turn gray, Lin Muran sighed, "Then I can only say that they each have their own merits."

Ta-ta~
A slightly rhythmic pounding sound came from the doorway.

"Each has its own merits, how so?" Qingyi asked with a smile.

"If I were Yoshikage Kira, and I had to choose one hand to self-destruct with, I would choose yours."

Upon hearing this, Qingyi felt a mix of emotions. Although the words were meant to praise the bird, they sent a chill down her spine.

"What about Little Azure Dragon's?"

Ta-da-ta-ta~
The pounding on the floor at the doorway became more rapid, and two sunsets had already risen above the doorway.

"Bai Mengqing's claws are great, of course. The reverse scale feels as comfortable as a sandpaper, you can even hold them while sleeping. It would be even more perfect if you could trim her nails."

Tap tap tap tap tap tap!

With a sound of something being pounded on the floor, Lin Muran felt the sharp gaze behind her disappear, replaced by a rather heavy stare.

"Alright, you're back to life. You should know the basic controls by now. Try playing one life yourself and see what happens."

Lin Muran let go of Qingyi's hand and got off her, letting her play by herself. But in the time it took to pour water, she heard the sound of the other party already having achieved godlike killing.

"Fight for me, fight for me!!"

Qingyi was getting fed up with being pinged by her teammates, so she quickly moved aside to let Lin Muran play.

She now understands why some people smash their keyboards while playing this game.

The pressure is indeed immense.

Lin Muran smiled and could only let Qingyi lean on her chair so she could watch him operate the equipment.

Dota 2 has an extremely high learning curve. Even experienced players who haven't played a single version will find themselves completely lost when they first enter the game, let alone a complete newbie like Qingyi who knows nothing about it.

However, it seems to be a normal match. No matter how much Lin Muran feeds, he can barely make it back even if he reaches the "playing" threshold of 6000 points.

Qingyi chose Magnus, a team fight hero with strong initiation capabilities. Lin Muran used a ladle to flip the enemy players up from below her high ground one by one to kill them.

"Wow, Ranran, try flipping it again. That's amazing! Your wok-flipping skills are so good, you could be a chef."

Every time Qingyi saw Lin Muran flipping the wok from some inexplicable angle and then bringing it back to kill the opponent, she couldn't help but cheer. Even her former teammates started speaking to her in a nice tone.

Repeating this process, they unknowingly ended up on the enemy's high ground, and then a perfect five-man gank ended the game.

Now you know why we ban Mammoth.

Lin Muran then understood why some people were so keen on playing with their younger sisters. They would let their sisters play a simple support character, watch them show off their skills, and then applaud and cheer from the sidelines, maximizing the emotional value.

Moreover, a girl like Qingyi, who is too cheerful and beautiful, and has a nice voice, can give people a lot of compliments. After hearing her praise people for a long time, you can't help but feel flattered.

"Give me your opinion?"

"It's impressive, but it always feels like you've lost something while exerting so much effort."

Are you still playing?

Lin Muran didn't think much of Qingyi secretly playing games. Playing games is part of getting familiar with computers, and playing more might help her understand the basic operations faster and better.

"This game is a bit too advanced for me." Qingyi waved her hand and asked, "Do you have Valorant in your game library?"

"You want to play tile?"

"No, I just heard that playing this game can give you a taste of what it's like to be a mother, so I was just asking," Qingyi explained somewhat shyly.

She lived deep within the sect for many years and occasionally saw mothers bringing their children to offer incense and pray for blessings, so she was curious when she heard that playing games could make her a mother.

Wa, the junior, is truly guilty of heinous crimes.

"This is just a cyber mom, it's a bit different from a real mom, and I don't play with tiles." Lin Muran wiped his sweat.

"Hey, I thought I could speed-fly to Mom's place."

"You'll only find a bunch of Char Aznables in that game."

"Boring."

"Why don't you find some easy-to-play games to play? How about rhythm games?"

"Hmm, it feels a bit lacking." Qingyi shook her head. She preferred playing musical instruments to just pressing keys on a keyboard.

Just then, Xia Li walked in from outside the door. She saw Qing Yi standing next to Lin Muran, staring at her for a while, before speaking:

"Big brother, I want to go out tomorrow," Di Hou said sadly.

"Going to buy clothes?"

“Go to the assistant’s house, alone,” Emperor Roar pleaded.

"Then I'll lend you Bai Mengqing's phone. When you arrive, send me a message to ask for it back, and I'll come pick you up."

Lin Muran thought for a moment and realized it was time to train these spirit beasts to go out independently. As long as they weren't wandering around the streets, they shouldn't be at risk of being checked for ID.

If it's Kasumi, going to Selene's house shouldn't be any unexpected.

"Okay," Dihou said happily. Xia Li nodded and hugged Lin Muran, deliberately pushing the chair away from Qingyi with her tail.

Qingyi wanted to complain, but hesitated to speak.

Afterwards, Xia Li prepared to return to her room to continue thinking about the copywriting. After exchanging a glance with Bai Mengqing at the door, she went back to Yun Yifei's room to seclude herself for cultivation.

"Phew!" Bai Mengqing breathed a sigh of relief when she saw that Xia Li hadn't exposed herself, but before she could catch her breath, she was startled again by Yun Yifei and Xia Li behind her.

Yun Yifei, wrapped in a bath towel, saw Bai Mengqing squatting at the studio entrance and asked, "What are you doing squatting here?"

"Huh?" Bai Mengqing turned around and saw the person she least wanted to see, and was speechless.

Following the direction of Bai Mengqing's tail, Yun Yifei saw Qingyi and Lin Muran standing together.

(End of this chapter)