You are not monster girls!

Chapter 158 Is Lin Muran just making excuses to cheat on me? (4k combined)

When a member of the opposite sex gets close to Lin Muran, Yun Yifei will first conduct a crisis assessment using her sixth sense.

Kasumi was initially a Dragon-level threat, but after surrendering and asking to be her younger sister, she was downgraded to a non-threatening threat.

Just like Qingyi before.

Bai Mengqing is currently at the Dragon level and needs to be observed for a few days before being reassessed.

Judging from the behavior, it is very likely that the situation will escalate.

Upon witnessing Qingyi and Lin Muran's actions, her sixth sense instantly elevated Qingyi's level to Ghost.

Although he is not as good as Bai Mengqing, his younger brother is still a virgin and is most susceptible to the teasing of a cheerful older sister like Qingyi.

I have a feeling that something is amiss.

Yun Yifei forcefully tugged at the ends of her wet hair, squeezing out a lot of water, which slid down her body's curves, over her fair thighs, and onto the ground as she questioned:
"When did you two become so close?"

"what?"

Lin Muran and Qingyi exchanged a glance and realized that they were only a fist's distance apart. If they were any closer, their noses would have touched. They quickly put some distance between them.

“Master Qing is interested in computer games and music composition. I know she plays the guqin well, so I explained it to her.”

Lin Muran directly justified the reason for close contact, just like a middle school student tricking their parents into buying a cell phone, which is definitely for convenient study, using emergency contact as an excuse.

It's a mix of truth and falsehood.

"Then why teach by touching hands?!"

Seeing that Yun Yifei had launched the first attack, Bai Mengqing immediately got up and went into the room to make up for her own attack.

What annoyed her most about Lord Si Ming was his lack of boundaries with Lin Muran.

Just then, Sister Lin Muran arrived. We can use her to intimidate the other party and stop them from being so close all the time.

After all, Lin Muran prefers dragon claws to chicken feet.

"Uh"

Lin Muran was speechless for a moment. He had only grabbed Qingyi's hand to avoid embarrassment, and he never expected that the dragon would use this as a point to attack him.

"Hands touching hands?" Yun Yifei asked suspiciously.

"Uh, cough cough, Xiaoyun, I think with your intelligence you should understand the reason."

Seeing that Lin Muran couldn't continue her story, Qingyi deliberately threw the question to Yun Yifei in a pretentious manner.

When someone questions you, the most perfect and effective way to respond is to simply throw the question back at them.

Not only Yun Yifei, but even Bai Mengqing was completely fooled by Qingyi.

She said that Lin Muran's sister should be able to understand, but she didn't mention me, which meant she assumed I understood.
But what exactly is it?
But wouldn't asking this disappoint Si Ming?

Forget it, why should I use my brain? With Sister Lin Muran here, let her figure it out.

As expected of me.

Thinking of this, she happily swung her big green tail, and her resentment vanished.

Yun Yifei frowned and said, "Could it be playing the piano?"

"Yep."

Qingyi said with a smile, "I've always been curious about the piano. I want to learn it and see if I can busk in the park to earn some money to buy a new instrument to play with."

She leaned back in her chair, deliberately showing off her fingernails, and continued, "Lin Muran said that a computer could simulate a piano, but I'm used to playing the guqin and can't control my strength, so I easily break my fingernails. He's checking it out for me before I get used to it."

"This"

It sounded like there was no problem, but Yun Yifei felt that something was inexplicably far-fetched, but she couldn't figure out why: "That kind of situation does exist."

When she visited some project teams, she saw that they were training new anchors to learn piano, and the vocal teachers were indeed teaching the anchors one-on-one.

In his mind, Master Qing's understanding was similar to that of someone who had just been released from prison after serving 20 years, so it was normal for him to want to find someone to teach him new things.

Seeing Yun Yifei's brows gradually relax, Lin Muran breathed a sigh of relief and sighed inwardly once again.

Qingyi truly lives up to its reputation as a divine bird.

If Bai Mengqing or Xia Li were to explain, they would probably have already been torn apart by Yun Yifei.

The moment Lin Muran had this thought, retribution came immediately.

"Can Lin Muran play the piano?" Bai Mengqing asked.

Even just the art of painting alone took him over a hundred years to learn.

During that period, he devoted almost all his energy to the practice, and only by not leaving the house could he barely be considered proficient.

Although Lin Muran's painting skills are far inferior to mine, they are still comparable to those of "professional painters," indicating that he must have put in a lot of effort.

How could I possibly have extra energy to study music?
Is this also one of the abilities of a hen expert?

Or is Lin Muran just making excuses to cheat on her?

She often sees male leads in melodramatic dramas touching other women and being labeled as cheating, and Lin Muran and Qingyi seem to be showing signs of this.

"Hmm, I remember you know absolutely nothing about musical instruments."

Yun Yifei's expression gradually turned serious: "You can learn this in another world?"

She's read quite a few otherworldly toilet paper, and musical instruments like the piano rarely appear in fantasy worlds.

Qingyi also looked at Lin Muran with some nervousness. She knew that Lin Muran understood music theory, but understanding music theory did not necessarily mean knowing how to play the piano.

If he were to give himself away, Yun Yifei might not let him stay and eat and drink for free.

"Oh, of course."

Lin Muran sneered and, mimicking Qingyi, raised one finger, saying, "No one knows how to play the piano better than me."

After he finished speaking, he brought up the computer's simulated piano, wiped the sweat from his hands, and placed his hands on the keyboard with a practiced air. After a moment, he began to play.

Log~
Thump → Thump thump → Thump → Thump → Step → Step step step step
The music etched into the DNA echoed in the room, leaving both Yun Yifei and Bai Mengqing somewhat shocked. They hadn't expected Lin Muran to actually know how to play musical instruments and to be able to play the pieces so fluently.

Because it was a computer simulation, the pitch was a bit off, but for some reason, they all seemed to vaguely see a scene of someone running out in tears.

Qingyi was so engrossed in watching Lin Muran play that she didn't even realize her feet and ear feathers were moving in time with the beat.

After finishing the performance, Lin Muran shook his hands, turned to the three women, and said, "Now do you believe me?"

"So, why did you play 'Spring Shadow'?"

As beautiful as it is, Yun Yifei felt that there were many pieces to choose from if she wanted to showcase her piano skills, so why did she choose this one in particular?

It would be more in line with her stereotype of her younger brother if they had started a romantic relationship.

As Lin Muran turned around, she quietly turned off the simulated piano on the computer to prevent it from being revived.

Of course, there was no piano in that other world. To be precise, he spent his days going up and down to the countryside and rarely had any contact with those noble gentlemen. His piano skills were basically still at the level of "One Finger Zen Two Tigers".

The reason why Kasuga Kage was able to play the song so perfectly was mainly because the monster expert had a near-memory palace-like hyperthymesia that allowed him to memorize all the keys on the simulated keyboard.

He would have been exposed long ago if he had actually been playing the piano.

He pretended to be very relaxed: "Of course, classic songs are the most infectious."

Bai Mengqing's pupils widened in surprise: "Is this also an essential skill for experts on male children?"

"Yes, Monster Expert."

"It really does look quite professional." Unlike Bai Mengqing, Yun Yifei's expression didn't change much, but she was overjoyed inside.

My former younger brother, an autistic guy, a loser, and a bit thin.

My younger brother is a cheerful guy, incredibly capable and versatile, and has a pretty good physique.

Who said there were toilets in this other world? This other world is amazing!!

If possible, she hopes to send her younger brother to another world to participate in a transformation program, so that he can change his womanizing ways.

Boom boom boom!
Loud stomping sounds came from upstairs. Lin Muran had deliberately turned the music up very loud when she was playing, which was obviously disturbing the neighbors.

"The soundproofing in this house is indeed a bit poor."

Lin Muran shrugged and complained, "You can hear everything I'm watching TV next door. I'll definitely buy a detached villa if I get the chance."

"The detached villa must be big, preferably like the one we went to see!!"

Even though Bai Mengqing had been living here for a month, she still felt that the house was a bit small. Every time she passed the end of the corridor, she would bump into the threshold, which hurt terribly.

"You might not even be able to rent this house at the previous price."

Yun Yifei sighed: "You've only just broken even right now. I advise you not to think too much before your income skyrockets."

"That's true, let's just make do for now."

After Yun Yifei mentioned it, Lin Muran realized that the lease on the house was almost up, and she needed to find a time to renew it after the video ended.

He felt that with the account's current growth rate and monetization capabilities, even renting a slightly larger three-bedroom apartment would be difficult, let alone a super-large detached villa like Sally's.

It seems we still need to quickly release a new series to increase monetization channels.

But before that
"Why are you looking at me?"

When Yun Yifei saw the three of them staring at her, she subconsciously pulled the towel wrapped around her chest up a little.

"Sis, you're only wrapped in a bath towel, aren't you cold?"

Yun Yifei's expression remained unchanged, but her cheeks began to flush slightly: "Don't you have anything else to say?"

"What's there to say? Ouch, ouch, ouch! My face is going to split open!!!"

Before they knew it, it was the afternoon of the next day, and Yun Yifei and Qingyi had both gone out for work and hadn't returned yet.

"Remember, text me when you get off the bus, text me again when you see Sally, and text me again when you're coming back so I can pick you up. Don't talk to strangers or eat their food."

Lin Muran, like a mother hen, gave Xia Li instructions before leaving home, then handed her a small backpack and three containers of thick white liquid before seeing her off to her car.

"Also, whatever you do, don't let Sally suck your blood. Eat some milk chocolate before you go in, understand?"

"Understood, elder brother," Di Hou nodded earnestly.

Xia Li got into the car and gave Lin Muran an OK sign in the same way that Secretary Dakang did.

Watching the car disappear into the intersection, Bai Mengqing looked at Lin Muran beside her, who was filled with worry, and asked with some confusion, "Xia Li is such a capable wanderer, there's no need to worry about her safety, right?"

Lin Muran wiped the sweat from his brow: "I was worried about Sally."

Apart from the driver complaining about the smell emanating from the box, nothing unexpected happened along the way, and they arrived at Sally's villa without any problems.

"Young lady, are you sure this is the place?"

Xia Li nodded, and after watching the driver with a disdainful look in his eyes, she turned her gaze to the rusty iron gate.

I fiddled with it a couple of times, but it wouldn't open.

Xia Li then noticed that a U-shaped lock had been added to the iron gate. She glanced at the third floor where the curtains were hidden by the curtains, and then played a section of the Great Compassion Mantra on her phone. When she saw that there was no movement inside, she took two steps back and rummaged through her backpack for props.

After taking out two Kinder milk chocolates and biting into them, she shuddered, took off her sunglasses, and went to the door and rummaged around for a bit, but there was still no response, just like before.

boom!
Xia Li yanked the U-lock in two, hung it up, and walked straight to the door.

Fortunately, the door wasn't locked this time, and she could open it with a simple twist of the handle, saving her a lot of effort.

The living room was filled with the smell of burnt food and various unpleasant odors.

The sofa has been changed from leather to wood, and the place where the TV used to be has been replaced by a blackboard that was found somewhere.

Besides some strange chemical equations on the blackboard, there was a simple sketch of Xia's face on the left, framed by a prohibition symbol.

Xia Li looked around, then looked up and saw the heterochromatic vampire succubus hanging upside down from the ceiling. She was still wearing that long nightgown, but the hem was caught on her tail, preventing her from embarrassingly covering her face.

She wasn't sure if it was just her imagination, but she felt that Sally's dark circles were worse than before.

"Dayun, what are you doing here?"

Sally blinked her bloodshot, heterochromatic red-purple eyes, her tone full of displeasure.

"morning."

“It’s almost evening now, the Universiade.” Sally was a little speechless: “Even if you’re nearsighted, you shouldn’t be unable to see the light clearly.”

“It’s early for you.” Xia Li spoke sparingly, her golden eyes staring directly at the other person.

"Sorry, I stayed up all night."

Sally deliberately swayed in mid-air twice: "Did the boss send you?"

"No."

"one person?"

"Correct."

"Then get lost." Sally turned her head away with a look of disdain: "I don't know you."

"Aren't you tired of hanging upside down?"

Are you listening to me?

"Have."

"I don't have the strength to get down."

Snapped!
As Sally finished speaking weakly, she felt something hard hit her face. She was slammed down from the ceiling and landed on the wooden sofa, smashing it to pieces.

"Are you crazy?!"

Sally spat out the dust from her mouth and staggered to her feet from the pile of wood, only to realize that what had hit her was a basketball that had appeared out of nowhere.

Her tail rippled outwards, and her voice was filled with rage: "Don't you know this will kill people?"

"I'll help you down."

Xia Li picked up the basketball that had fallen to the ground and handed it back to Selby: "You are immortal."

"I'm scared of you."

Sally suddenly felt that Lin Muran and Xia Li, who had been exploiting her in the other world, seemed kind and gentle in comparison.

Her intuition, honed over years of working with monster experts, told her that Xia Li's purpose in coming this time was far from pure, and it was best to avoid getting involved.

Sally bent over and picked up the planks from the ground one by one, piecing them together to make a simple wooden chair before carefully sitting down with her bottom sticking out.

After moving it a couple of times to make sure it was stable, she turned her gaze back to Xia Li: "Like I said, we're not close, so I won't make you pay for the lock. Let's go back, okay?"

Before she could finish speaking, Xia Li pressed a cold box, emitting a pungent, fishy smell, against her face: "Want it?"

(End of this chapter)