You are not monster girls!

Chapter 169 I Would Never Wear This Kind of Clothes to Lin Muran (Secretly Ordering) 4k
"Lin Muran, please download that orange app for me, the one you use to buy things!"

Bai Mengqing stared at Lin Muran with sparkling eyes, like a child who had just discovered the door to a new world.

Not only was Lin Muran stunned, but even Qingyi was caught off guard by this shocking question: "Why is Little Azure Dragon buying sexy lingerie?"

She knew that "xiaoyi" was a bellyband, but she didn't really understand what kind of expression "qingqu" (sentiment/romantic interest) actually meant.

Could it be one of those bellybands that's practically like you're not wearing anything at all?
Is it really possible that Lin Muran would recommend something like this?

Putting aside the question of romance, for Bai Mengqing, who was already familiar with life in the upper realm, it was really a bit too much for her to be so enthusiastic about having Lin Muran recommend such intimate clothing as undergarments and bellybands.

Except for the first emergency fund, which was approved by Lin Muran, Qingyi...
Later, when she went to physical stores with him, she would have Lin Muran buy the items directly after they were packaged, but she never let him see the styles inside.

"Yeah, why did you suddenly want to buy this?" Lin Muran was also a little confused.

"Because I think wearing underwear on the outside gives a powerful feeling, and if ship girls wore lingerie on the outside, they might have the same effect."

Bai Mengqing handed her phone directly to Lin Muran and asked him to operate it for her.

Lin Muran didn't know how to refute, so after helping Bai Mengqing register an account, she added the following names to Bai Mengqing's following list: Renjian Su Niang, honeycat orange cat, Queen's Shadow, Night Walk, Love Research Society, Wai Meng She, Fox Temptation, Flirting with Men, Monster Forest, Night Shadow Women's Pavilion, Honey Kiss, Beautiful Girl's House, Lady Li, Locked Love, Be Your Cat, Wildcat Bus, Addiction, and Time Imprint.

Standing to the side, Qingyi watched as Lin Muran's fingertips rapidly typed the shop's name into the search box and followed it, and couldn't help but take a few steps back.

She had to admit that she had underestimated the extent of the other person's perversion.

Lin Muran handed the phone back to Bai Mengqing and said:

"Okay, everything's on my watchlist. Alipay's all set up for you too. If you want to buy food, just place your order."

"As expected of a 'little clothes expert,' she's so thoughtful." Holding her phone, she was as happy as a 10-year-old green dragon.

"What else is there if you're a monster expert?"

Before Lin Muran could finish speaking, he felt two large water balls pressing down hard on his chest, and his entire body tightened from his back down to his anus. Even his thighs felt like they were being wrapped by a giant python's tail.

You're still the best~

Bai Mengqing hugged Lin Muran, gently rubbing her cheek against his chest while tightening her grip on him.

"Okay, okay, your happiness is the most important thing, haha. Could you let go of me first?"

Lin Muran was powerless to struggle and could only feel her bones cracking and popping as they were being squeezed. She felt that if she stayed in that position for a few more seconds, her bones might fall apart.

He experienced firsthand what it meant to be caught between fire and ice, heaven and hell.

As Qingyi looked at the scene of Bai Mengqing holding Lin Sha in her arms, she was immediately reminded of the fear she had felt when she slept with Bai Mengqing that day. She secretly rejoiced that the question was not directed at her.

“...phone.” Bai Mengqing suddenly let go of Lin Muran.

"A cell phone? What cell phone?"

"Your phone is facing the wrong way; it's hitting me."

Seeing the other person's gaze slowly downwards, Lin Muran was startled and immediately turned her body to the side, facing away from the two of them: "Um, my pocket is too small and my phone is stuck. Let me adjust it. Do you have any other questions?"

".there is none left."

"Then hurry back and start drawing. You have to seize any inspiration that comes your way."

"Good~"

Bai Mengqing checked the shops on her phone, released the tail from Lin Muran's leg, and left the studio humming a little tune of gratitude.

Seeing that the dragon had left, Lin Muran finally turned her body back to the side and breathed a sigh of relief, but soon felt a rather blasphemous gaze from the other side.

"What are you looking at?"

"Uh, no, it's nothing. I was just checking if your phone settings were correct."

Qingyi immediately turned her head away, and her originally blue ear feathers showed a hint of crimson under the sunlight.

"Oh."

Seeing that the atmosphere was about to become awkward, Qingyi immediately switched from defense to offense and asked, "Why are you so familiar with shops selling sexy bellybands?"

Lin Muran shook his head and said, "This is just one part of the game with Shen He."

"Auditing the game. You truly live up to your reputation." Qingyi pondered for a moment and immediately grasped the underlying principle.

If revealing clothing won't pass censorship, then use this ready-made design to let the audience fill in the blanks themselves, thus circumventing Shen He's decision.

No wonder Lin Muran was able to guide Little Azure Dragon; he really has a knack for it.

"It was just a last resort."

Lin Muran secretly put her hands behind her back and nervously rubbed her fingers together.

Admittedly, erotic clothing is a major source of inspiration for most second-time gamers, but he mainly learns about these shops from his QQ group friends.

A group of BYD fans warned me never to open the review sections of these stores, but due to the forbidden fruit effect, I took a look.
then
Then you can properly recommend it to Bai Mengqing for research.

Surely no one actually went to search for it and look?

"Only a perverted monster expert like you could train a pure little green dragon to this extent." Qingyi patted his shoulder meaningfully.

“Work is work, life is life.”

"Okay, okay, Monster Master."

Qingyi sat down in Lin Muran's chair with a grin, turned around, and placed her hands on the keyboard: "Then continue to teach me the basics of piano, oh, and how to read sheet music."

To earn more money from her part-time job, she needed to be able to handle song requests from customers at the coffee shop.

But now her playing relies purely on her sense of pitch; she can't play songs she hasn't heard before, even if she has the sheet music, and she doesn't have time to listen to the whole song live.

"Please pay the tuition fee, thank you."

I will use my body.

"Then please get off the chair, thank you."

Just then, Xia Li walked in and saw Lin Muran and Qing Yi chatting. She subconsciously pushed up her sunglasses, then stepped forward, grabbed Lin Muran's clothes, and pulled her two steps away from the chair.

Lin Muran was completely confused: "Xia Li?"

"Big brother, buy storybooks!" Di Hou said angrily.

"Is it a story reference book?" He immediately understood the other party's request.

When she doesn't have any projects, Xia Li spends almost every day watching movies or reading books. If she were to buy a storybook, it would definitely be a book about how to write a story, not a storybook in general.

Xia Li nodded: "I want to learn about the story's structure." Di Hou said enthusiastically.

"I have them in my room, in the bottom drawer of the wardrobe. There's a book called 'Hirohiko Araki's Manga Techniques' and another book called 'Story'."

"Isn't that where Big Brother's underwear is?" Di Hou asked疑惑地.

"what?"

Lin Muran slapped her forehead: "Oh, right, I remembered wrong, it's the cabinet on the top shelf."

Qingyi, who was listening in, lay on her headrest and deliberately asked, "You traitor, how did you know that was where Lin Muran kept her underwear?"

Xia Li paused for a moment, then gently stroked the mane at the tip of her tail: "No comment." Di Hou glared at his master and said this.

After saying that, she hugged Lin Muran and ran out of the studio.

Meanwhile, in Bai Mengqing's room, a comment read, "They're clearly clothes, so why are so few people wearing them in the comments section?"

While looking at the buyer reviews of sexy outfits in the comments section of her phone, Bai Mengqing used a conjured pen to sketch out character and costume designs on paper.

"Try to simulate my design proposal."

Inspiration Mushroom~
After making two cries, the eel slowly turned into a dark, fleshy mass that multiplied upwards, eventually coalescing into a three-dimensional model exactly like the one in the buyer's show, not only lifelike but also prominent.

"Could you be a little more detailed? This isn't normal clothing at all."

Bai Mengqing tried to open the window directly in front of her, only to find that the object and the mannequin were combined and not three-dimensional at all.

The eel-like head that popped out from the arm glanced at Bai Mengqing with a disdainful look, then immediately adjusted the resource allocation, blurring the details of the model's head, making the dark clothes protrude even more.

"This structure still feels a bit off, and it lacks the charm of traditional Chinese style."

Gurgle~
If you were a man, I'd seriously suspect you were planning something to do to me.

Does Manbo know how such an intelligent and versatile creature like itself ended up with such a master?

Not only does he try to act like a woman all day, but he also has to touch her all over, and his methods are... well, you know.
It's even more perverted than some adult anime.

Bai Mengqing made some more changes and drawings on the paper, then took it to Manbo and said, "You have to change it again according to what I drew. No showing your teeth, or I won't give you ink for three days."

hiss~
The little head on the edge of the eel was spitting out apricots. It changed its appearance again, but the result was still unsatisfactory. This time, even the structure of the clothes was out of place.

With chains and skulls everywhere, it looks like a primitive tribe.

But it always seems strangely exciting.
She decided to write it down first and post it on BlueP when she had time.

"Brother Ingredients asked me to find the book," Emperor Roar said anxiously.

Bai Mengqing: (⊙x⊙)
Xia Li pushed open the door and saw Bai Mengqing carefully examining Manbo's car headlight pendant. After exchanging a glance with her, she silently closed the door.

"Wait a minute, wait a minute, I'm gathering material here."

Xia Li poked her head in from the doorway and asked, "Does it refer to the 18g material?" Di Hou asked curiously.

"What, 18g?"

"It's alright," Emperor Roar said coldly.

Xia Li walked into the house, took a gray clump from the bottom of the cabinet and stuffed it into her pocket, then took the two books Lin Muran had mentioned from the cabinet above.

She glanced at the Wakanda version of Eelbo and asked Bai Mengqing, "So what ingredients are being used?" Dihou asked, puzzled.

"It's a long story."

Bai Mengqing then recounted the commission, character design, and research process, including her complaints about Manbo, to Xia Li in detail.

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After listening, Xia Li twitched her ears and said, "Why don't you just skewer the ingredients yourself and take a picture of yourself?"

"what?"

Bai Mengqing glanced at the clothes on her phone, her pretty face flushed, and she frantically waved her hands, the conjured pen even sticking directly into Manbo's forehead: "How can you wear such evil and crooked things?"

Wearing these clothes is like wearing nothing at all; I'll definitely catch a cold.

"This is just for work research, not something I wear to sleep in," Di Hou said, puzzled.

"That won't do either! What difference would I make if I wore that?!" Bai Mengqing shook her head vigorously.

“The difference is huge,” Emperor Roar said.

"What's the difference?"

"The fox spirit genuinely likes it; the ingredients are just for her job, they're fundamentally different."

Xia Li tilted her head towards Man Bo: "Besides, if you secretly dress the ingredients so no one can see you, it's the same as not dressing them at all." Di Hou said firmly.

"That makes sense." Bai Mengqing blinked, her embarrassment instantly lessening by more than half.

"And my elder brother said that there are some things that only ingredients can do," Emperor Roar repeated.

Am I the only one who can do this?!
That's right, I did it all for research purposes.

Draw better character illustrations.

After hearing this, Bai Mengqing's face turned from shyness to smugness. She grabbed her skirt with both hands and prepared to flip it up.

"What kind of performance art is this, using ingredients?" Di Hou asked, looking completely bewildered.

"Let's try painting one on myself and see how it looks." Bai Mengqing took off her long dress a couple of times but didn't manage to pull it off. She then conjured a brush and prepared to paint directly on the dress.

"Why not buy one?" Emperor Roar asked.

"Why not just draw it directly? There are reference pictures online, why buy them?"

"The material and structure of the garment cannot be seen from the reference image," Di Hou said in a knowledgeable tone.

Bai Mengqing was stunned for a moment after hearing this.

The material of the clothes determines the direction of the light and shadow folds, and what she just complained about was that the clothes simulated by the other party were unwearable.

As Xia Li spoke, she began to play the accordion: "I've seen the real thing, and I can say that the depictions of the ingredients are all wrong," Di Hou said in the tone of a know-it-all.

"As expected of the sect's guardian spirit beast, its knowledge is indeed vast."

After Xia Li said that, Bai Mengqing slapped her forehead and immediately selected several small clothes and placed an order.

But when she got to the payment screen, she hesitated.

Although it's called pocket money, it's ultimately money that Lin Muran worked hard to earn, and it's only meant to be used once.

Isn't that a bit too wasteful?

As the second-highest-ranking member of the family after Yun Yifei, she had to share the pressure with Lin Muran, not create it.

Otherwise, what do I have to compare with Yun Yifei?

"Won't it be a waste to buy so many?" Bai Mengqing asked Xia Li in a voice barely louder than a mosquito's buzz.

“If my elder brother likes to see it, then you wearing it for him is like he’s paying for it,” Di Hou said with a flash of inspiration.

Do you really like it?

Xia Li nodded vigorously.

It would be really hard to believe that someone knows so many shops if they don't like them.

Could I wear this for Lin Muran to see?
That would be too disgraceful.

Seeing Xia Li's resolute attitude, Bai Mengqing resolutely canceled the order: "I, I will not wear this to Lin Muran. I can just look up this kind of clothing in my study materials. I can use the money I save to buy spicy strips."

"Agreed. Emperor Roar raises both hands in agreement."

Seeing Bai Mengqing's determination, Xia Li also took the books to the living room, and before leaving, she even used her tail to close the door.

boom.

Seeing the door close, Bai Mengqing secretly glanced in the direction of the door, then tiptoed over and pressed her ear against the door for a while. After confirming that the TV was on, she took out her phone, silently opened the payment interface, and pressed the payment button.

This was just for research purposes.
It's definitely not for reimbursement purposes!!
(End of this chapter)