You are not monster girls!

Chapter 84 The Strong Don't Want a Slap, They Want Candy
It was another perfect morning. Without any physical disturbance, I opened my eyes and greeted the first rays of sunlight.

Lin Muran used to think that this was nothing special.

Thanks to Bai Mengqing, he came to understand the beauty in everyday life.

After a quick wash, Lin Muran decided to check on Bai Mengqing and Xia Li's sleep quality from the previous night.

Regarding the bet on viewership, Xia Li naturally became the loser because she was furthest from 80 views. The loser would have to suffer the punishment of being "tortured" by Bai Mengqing for a whole night.

Bai Mengqing's bed is a single bed. It might not be enough for two people, but it's just right for one adult and one child.

At first, Bai Mengqing was terrified, but after Lin Muran reassured her by saying that she didn't wear sunglasses when she slept, she reluctantly agreed.

Of course, this also includes the fact that he was there to sleep with his father, just like his father.

That's still better than lying in bed with this dragon.

As usual, the dragon didn't lock the door, and Lin Muran only needed to push the door open slightly to see everything inside.

"Help! Ah!"

"Ah, I'll burn you to death~~ Meow~ Emperor's Roar~~" (Meow meow roar)

Bai Mengqing was able to lie on her side on the bed in a normal position, which was rare for her. The suspenders were still hanging on her arms and the snow-capped peaks were still as they were. However, the owner was frowning and her expression was as ugly as if she had unconsciously eaten a bitter melon.

Xia Li, on the other hand, was sleeping on the inside, with glistening tears on the corners of her mouth. One of her smooth legs was draped over Bai Mengqing's plump thigh, holding her tightly like a lock, preventing the dragon from even performing the most basic death roll.

She would even take deep breaths from time to time, much like Mads Mikkelsen inspecting new ingredients.

"Nothing here is vegetarian, Emperor Roar, authentic London accent."

Even the thick dragon tail seemed to be bound by the slender tail, so it was difficult to move, let alone shake it.

Sure enough, one thing comes down to another.

Lin Muran was overjoyed to see that someone could finally fix the dragon's sleeping posture.

But the most important thing is that she wasn't eaten halfway by Xia Li, which means that their recent interactions have been effective, and the dragon's nature as food is slowly diminishing.

Sleeping with one's natural enemy for a night is not a peaceful experience. Even after breakfast, Bai Mengqing still looked drowsy.

Xia Li's expression remained unchanged, but her complexion was noticeably rosier, suggesting that she had had a very good experience with the punishment.

"What?! You're going out?!"

Bai Mengqing, who was originally planning to lie on the sofa for a nap, suddenly sat up without support, her vertical pupils filled with a mixture of surprise and panic.

“Yes, Red Milk Dragon treated me to dinner.” Lin Muran said, already wearing a hoodie and walking to the door.

After the video "How to Win Over a Cat Girl" appeared on the homepage, Lin Muran received a message from Yan Yifan, who said that he originally thought it would be amazing if such a common cat girl could get 20 views, but he didn't expect it to reach 80 views. He praised Yan Yifan and then offered to treat him to dinner and to check on the renovation of his shop.

To prevent further trouble, he had no choice but to agree.

Moreover, after seeing that Bai Mengqing was able to sleep with Xia Li, he also felt it necessary to test whether the two spirit beasts could stay alone under one roof.

Of course, this is based on the premise that Xia Li's eyes cannot be exposed as a weakness, and that Bai Mengqing can contact him via QQ.

"Aren't you taking Xia Li with you?" Bai Mengqing followed and asked Xia Li, who was also walking this way.

"This time, they contacted me privately."

"Oh," she said, a hint of disappointment in her voice, her tail thumping unhappily on the ground.

"You're not planning to freeload off me too, are you?"

"Wrong. The ingredients wanted you to bring back something delicious. Emperor Roar saw through the ingredients' intentions." Xia Li, who had already walked to Bai Mengqing's side, twitched her ears.

"Huh?" Bai Mengqing didn't expect that Xia Li didn't even think about going out with her, but instead asked Lin Muran to bring back food.

Does that mean she'll lose all the happy time she gets to use the computer by herself?
"Take good care of the house, I'll bring it to you."

It doesn't seem like it's not a bad idea for Xia Li to stay in the same room.

She thought about it carefully and realized that she would actually have quite a few opportunities to use the computer in a little while. For example, if Xia Li went to the toilet and forgot to put the toilet seat down, and then fell in and got stuck for a long time because her arms weren't long enough, she could take advantage of that free time to secretly start watching what she wanted to watch.

And you can even get a free McDonald's meal without doing any work? I never thought there would be such a good thing.

"Okay, fine, since you've put it that way, I have no choice but to reluctantly agree."

Although Bai Mengqing still looked very unwilling, her tail was practically wagging in the air.

Is this... this is just from being rubbed?

"Textbook example of arrogance. Emperor Roar never expected that an ingredient with such low intelligence would have this attribute."

Xia Li acted as a mouthpiece, uttering the most sarcastic words in the coldest tone.

"Dragons are much smarter than Roar!!" Bai Mengqing stomped her feet in anger.

Xia Li didn't answer, she just gave a curt "oh" without any real response.

"Alright, alright, Xia Li, you keep an eye on Bai Mengqing for me, make sure she doesn't tear the house down, and also stop thinking about eating her, understand?"

As Lin Muran spoke, he rubbed Xia Li's little head. He finally understood why the female devil had been rubbing his head every day when he was a child. To be honest, this kind of head-patting was quite addictive.

"Received." Emperor Roar said, expressing his determination to carry out his elder brother's mission.

Xia Li tiptoed slightly, her ears flapping incessantly, making her look just like a cat enjoying a head rub.

And what about me?

Bai Mengqing looked at Lin Muran, who was being rubbed on the head, and couldn't understand why Lin Muran was touching Xia Li instead of her, when she was clearly the main force in guarding the house.

I remember reading a comic that said kids who got 60 points get candy, while kids who got 99 points get slapped. So that's what it meant.

Ugh.
Indeed, the strong are always lonely.
but.
Even the strong crave sweetness!

For Bai Mengqing, the things that make her feel good are candy, such as McDonald's, spicy strips, secretly using the computer to see things that Lin Muran doesn't allow her to see, and his head-rubbing service.

Although the number of times was not many, it must be admitted that the mushroom expert is really good at cleaning the dragon's head, much more comfortable than the weak and powerless cleaning fish in the sea.

As for that expensive slap with coffee and chocolate, let's leave it for Xia Li to eat.

Thinking of this, Bai Mengqing puffed out her cheeks and stretched her head toward Lin Muran, her dragon horn hitting the other's elbow.

"Hiss, what are you doing all of a sudden? You almost caught me."

Lin Muran clutched her arm, which was stinging from the stab, and couldn't quite understand what this silly dragon, who was striking the same deathly tilt of his head as the Scarlet Witch, was trying to do.

Didn't we agree to bring back McDonald's? Why are you so angry?
"Ahem." Bai Mengqing coughed twice, pretending to cough, when the other party didn't react for a while.

"you caught a cold?"

The corner of the blanket bumped into me twice.

"hiss"

He knew what the dragon wanted from the moment it coughed. Lin Muran had only intended to tease it, but instead he ended up getting hit by an extra horn.

Finally, he rubbed the dragon's head, letting her squint and enjoy it for a while before she barely managed to pass the checkpoint.

(End of this chapter)