You are not monster girls!

Chapter 85 Don't Pick Flowers on Your Brother's Bed

Watching the door close behind them, Bai Mengqing and Xia Li sat listlessly at opposite ends of the sofa, watching two men awkwardly dancing in the rain on TV, while a woman beside them kept shouting, "Stop it! Stop fighting!!!"

Why did the tails of both spirit beasts bend simultaneously?

Competition for mates is quite common among lower-level spirit beasts and cultivators, and it would probably be even more so among mortals who enjoy looking at erotic pictures.

Bai Mengqing just didn't understand why these two were just dancing; was it really effective?

In the movie "Wind and Cloud," when Nie Feng and Bu Jingyun were fighting over a woman, they at least had to use their Cloud-Dispelling Palm and Wind God Leg techniques to demonstrate their strength. Although they ended up killing the woman, that's not the point.

Bai Mengqing couldn't bear to watch any longer, so she got up and walked towards the studio.

"What ingredients do you need?" Emperor Roar asked, almost yawning.

"I...I need to use the restroom."

"Oh. Emperor Roar means he understands." Xia Li turned back to continue watching TV.

Seeing that the other person's attention had returned to the television, Bai Mengqing finally breathed a sigh of relief.

She could indeed use painting as an excuse to go directly to the studio. Xia Li wasn't Lin Muran; she wouldn't be able to peek without permission like before. Besides, she walked silently, and her sense of smell had become less sensitive lately. Maybe while she was engrossed in watching, the other person was already standing right next to her.

If Xia Li were to discover this secret, given her sharp tongue and bluntness, Bai Mengqing felt she might as well be eaten alive.

But this is one of the few times Lin Muran has to go out. If she misses this opportunity, she'll have to wait until the year of the monkey to come again.

So she specially selected a relatively old and boring drama for Xia Li to watch, and planned to slowly work on it herself after Xia Li fell asleep.

Unexpectedly, she was so steadfast that even Bai Mengqing herself almost fell asleep while watching, but Xia Li was still watching with her back straight.

Now all I can do is sneak into the studio and lock the door.
"The toilet is on the right," Emperor Roar reminded the ingredients not to pick flowers from the eldest brother's bed.

!!!

Bai Mengqing's pupils widened as she glanced towards the sofa, only to see half of Xia Li's head.

This guy can see everything, could it be because he has an extra eye on the back of his head?

"Now we have four eyes," Emperor Roar said, adjusting his sunglasses as he spoke to the ingredients.

How did you know what I was thinking?

"Because the ingredients don't seem to be holding back." Emperor Roar said this after seeing his master unable to hold back.

At this moment, Xia Li turned around, knelt on the sofa, placed her hands on the top of the sofa, and shot Bai Mengqing a gaze that seemed to see through everything through her sunglasses.

When she and Qingyi lived in the wall-mounted room, her master would cry and scream every day because the women's restroom in the building was always full.

"He exposed that the ingredients wanted to play the computer game that their older brother wouldn't let them play," Emperor Roar concluded through reasoning.

"Um, actually, that's not it."

With her conspiracy exposed, Bai Mengqing couldn't find a good excuse and could only stammer for a long time without being able to speak.

"I want to play too. Emperor Roar says he wants some ingredients." Xia Li raised her right paw for the first time ever.

The master said that the notes said that if you wanted to use a magic tool like a computer, you had to go to an illegal internet cafe. But recently, all the illegal internet cafes have disappeared without a trace, so Xia Li rarely has the chance to go there.

Not to mention using it myself.

When she helped Lin Muran write copy, she only talked the whole time and didn't actually do anything.

"what?"

Bai Mengqing paused for a moment, then tentatively asked, "How about... together?"

Since Xia Li was begging him to take her along, how could he, as a dragon, not lend a hand?

"Charge!" Emperor Roar said impatiently.

Then Bai Mengqing moved a small chair for Xia Li and let her sit next to her.

"The ingredients are really generous. Emperor Roar thought he would have to stand here and say this the whole time."

Xia Li sat on a cheap little soft stool that she had found in some corner of Bai Mengqing's bedroom, wiggled her butt, and swayed her tail like a reed in the wind.

“Now that we’re all in the same boat, of course we have to help each other.” Bai Mengqing rubbed her green gloves and impatiently turned on her computer.

One reason Xia Li helped move the chair was simple: Lin Muran's chair was comfortable, and sitting in the main seat meant less chance of someone taking her computer. It's like what Lin Muran said about elementary school students finding only one computer connected to the internet during computer class—she didn't really understand, but that was roughly the idea.

The computer had finished booting up, and Bai Mengqing was about to open the browser when Xia Li stopped her.

"Why don't you open the study materials?" Dihou asked the ingredients, puzzled.

"What's so interesting about what Lin Muran is studying?" Bai Mengqing didn't understand. Could it be that Xia Li loved studying even more than she did?

"Master said that the learning materials are all things that mortal men love to read. Emperor Roar relayed his master's words to the Food Dao without missing a single word."

"Is there such a thing?"

Bai Mengqing thought about it for a while but still couldn't figure out what she needed to learn that required setting a password so that she couldn't see it herself.

It can't be some kind of secret cultivation method, can it?

"Then why does he call it study materials?"

"Master said that the study materials are specifically designed to fool idiots and parents," Dihou continued, relaying his master's words.

"Sigh, there's nothing we can do. Being a parent is really tough these days."

Bai Mengqing shook her head, sighed, and put on an expression that said, "I really can't do anything with you."

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Xia Li didn't say anything, but silently pushed up her sunglasses.

"The learning materials are password protected, and you don't know the password."

Before she could finish speaking, Bai Mengqing saw six black dots appear in the box, which unlocked her and took her inside the learning materials.

How did you know the password?

Xia Li twitched her cat ears: "Master said most passwords can be solved with 114514. Di Hou said that he actually saw his older brother playing it secretly."

"As expected of the Emperor's Roar, those eyes are truly exceptional." Even though the other party was Bai Mengqing's nemesis, she couldn't help but praise them.

I was prepared to observe it for a long time, but I didn't expect that the lock would be opened so easily today.

There was only one folder inside: "[Collection of Video Questions for Liu Xiaoyan's 46th Grade Postgraduate Entrance Examination in English]".

There's nothing in here.

Bai Mengqing didn't know who Liu Xiaoyan was, but seeing the question set, she probably knew it wasn't anything good.

"The chef said it was a trick. Emperor Hou told us to keep ordering the ingredients until we ran out."

"Oh."

As a result, Bai Mengqing stubbornly went from "Five Years of College Entrance Examination and Three Years of Simulation" to "Complete Guide to Civil Service Examination Knowledge Points," going through the entire youth of an ordinary person, until her fingers were even numb.

"Why did he create so many folders?!" Bai Mengqing complained, shaking off her green gloves.

"I'll reveal it as soon as I say it. Emperor Roar says that you can actually just use the search function in the upper right corner to find the ingredients without having to keep clicking."

"Why didn't you say so earlier!!!"

"As the old saying goes, since we've already come all this way, Emperor Hou felt that since we'd already ordered the ingredients, we might as well finish it off."

"That seems to make sense."

Bai Mengqing thought about it carefully. She had already clicked so many times. If she just searched directly, wouldn't she look like a useless person who gave up halfway?
We cannot lose face for the dragon clan in front of Xia Li.

"But Lin Muran is surprisingly knowledgeable."

"Big brother is just bored," Di Hou explained while cheering on the ingredients.

"Ok."

So Bai Mengqing gritted her teeth and clicked for another 3 minutes, from English to Mayan, and finally opened the space she had always wanted just when her fingers were about to give way.

Those four cat paws appeared brightly and clearly in the center of the image.

(End of this chapter)