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Chapter 86: Women who act recklessly are either insane or dead.

Chapter 86: Women who act recklessly are either insane or dead.
"Big brother has so much in reserve!" Emperor Roar exclaimed, speechless with astonishment at the sheer number of games.

"Are these all games?"

Bai Mengqing's attention was drawn away from the cat paw icon by Xia Li's words, and she asked with some confusion:
“But Lin Muran said this is a visual novel, not a game.”

"This is a shooting game," Emperor Roar said decisively. Xia Li secretly pulled her sunglasses down a little, then quickly put them back on.

"shooting?"

Bai Mengqing made a gun gesture with her little green paw: "Is it like this?"

She noticed that Lin Muran would occasionally play a game or two, but it didn't seem very interesting.

"Master said this shooting refers to a game where men ejaculate. Emperor Roar thinks it's the same as the 'little brother threw up' comment." Xia Li's tail snapped like a rubber band, as if indicating to fire.

Having followed Qingyi for so long, she could understand some abstract memes to some extent, but she had no idea where these memes came from.

"Your younger brother vomited?"

Bai Mengqing clapped her hands suddenly: "Boys will ejaculate as long as they are happy. Sure enough, no matter how things change, the principle remains the same."

She was even more curious about what kind of visual novel could make Lin Muran so happy.

Upon opening the game, besides the familiar interface, a blue and white circle appeared midway through. However, Xia Li said that it wouldn't be too late to study this later. Under her guidance, Bai Mengqing gradually opened the game and officially entered the story.

For an average anime fan, setting aside the shooting elements, the story of "n1" actually lacks dramatic tension, focusing instead on a lighthearted and humorous slice-of-life romance.

It's the standard process of beginning—conflict—understanding—abnormality.

However, these two spirit beasts have a strange sense of identification with the characters. So far, the two catgirls have gone through an adaptation phase where, apart from making cakes, they seem to have done everything else, such as taking baths, making beds, and buying clothes.

Even helping with work is the same.

As they looked further back, the two spirit beasts couldn't stop drooling, dripping onto the table. This thing called cake really looked quite delicious.

"Is this thing called cake delicious?"

"It's delicious, salty and fragrant." Di Hou said, unable to control his drooling.

"You have eaten?"

"No. I saw someone eat it when I passed by."

Xia Li shook her head; the cakes she pulled out of the garbage dump were all black and inedible.

[Living Dragon: Lin Muran and Xia Li said they want to eat cake, so I'm asking you to bring some] Send!
"I want to eat the ingredients too, but I'm looking for a scapegoat," Emperor Roar said, dissatisfied.

Xia Li saw that Bai Mengqing had brought up QQ and sent a request to buy a cake in her name, and she was very unhappy to have caught her off guard.

We just had pizza yesterday, so wouldn't making demands now seem as greedy as the ingredients themselves?
Master said that greedy women are annoying, so she absolutely cannot let her elder brother think that Dihou is that kind of woman. No, it's Dihou.

What if Lin Muran doesn't take care of her and just throws her back to her master? That would be terrible.

"What are you doing? Lin Muran said she has to listen to me now, otherwise I'm going to tell on her."

Bai Mengqing trembled and kept pulling on her tail, trying to pull it back from Xia Li's grasp, but no matter how hard she pulled, it wouldn't budge.

“Tell your older brother you want to eat too,” Dihou suggested to the ingredients.

"Why, why?"

Bai Mengqing felt that she had just asked Lin Muran to bring back McDonald's, and if she asked him to bring back a cake as well, wouldn't that make her seem a bit pretentious?

After watching TV dramas like "Romance in the Rain," "The Temptation of Going Home," and "Summer's Desire," she realized that those demanding and unreasonable women either drown or go crazy.

Therefore, she absolutely cannot be a woman that Lin Muran finds troublesome.
Oh, no, it's a dragon. "That way, Big Brother will buy enough for four people, and if everyone takes the pot, it's like there's no pot at all. Emperor Roar is explaining this profound truth to the ingredients." Xia Li said, tugging at Bai Mengqing's tail again.

4. Serves four!
Moreover, if everyone shares the blame, then there's no one to blame.
At least it sounds more normal than those statements on TV that saying giving money to everyone is the same as not giving money at all.

"I never thought you could be so clever."

"Rebuttal. Emperor Roar says that this statement is not credible only when it comes from the ingredients themselves."

Upon hearing Xia Li's statement, Bai Mengqing couldn't help but swallow hard. She then edited another QQ message and sent it to Lin Muran.

[Living Dragon: I want one too!! _Drooling.jpg]

[Monster Expert: It just so happens to be in the Red Dragon's shop; I can take some back with me.]

Bai Mengqing was overjoyed and quickly typed a reply. Since she was speaking in Xia Li's name, the more straightforward she was, the happier Lin Muran would be, and he might even bring her more.

She was overjoyed to see the two catgirls saying they liked the male protagonist, and decided to recreate the scene.

[The Living Dragon: Xia Li says she loves you to death.]

[Monster Expert: And you?]

Lin Muran needed to confirm the two spirit beasts' attitudes toward the idea of ​​buying a cake, lest their emotions become unbalanced and cause any accidents.

Huh. What does this have to do with me?
Bai Mengqing was surprised by Lin Muran's answer, which exceeded her expectations. Lin Muran even turned around and asked her a question.

Still somewhat conscientious.

She glanced at Xia Li beside her and couldn't help but smile.

Xia Li twitched her cat ears, looked at the chat history on the screen, and then silently turned her head to the ingredients sitting in the main seat. Her eyes through her sunglasses gradually sharpened.

[Living Dragon: You are a mortal favored by dragons]

Bai Mengqing then realized she had been stunned for a while. She hurriedly replied and closed QQ to avoid Lin Muran asking her another question she couldn't answer.
Let's continue watching.

Is anyone with you nearby?

As the two spirit beasts were following the plot, the screen suddenly went black, and two options, "Yes" and "No," appeared in the middle.

"Which one should we choose?" Bai Mengqing asked Xia Li, who was squatting on the chair like a stone lion, not quite understanding.

She had never played this kind of game before and didn't know what would happen if she chose yes or no, so she could only ask her knowledgeable natural enemy for help.

Xia Li shook her head.

The options were unrelated to the plot; she had only seen the inside and outside, and didn't know what the presence of people represented.

"If you choose the wrong option, you might miss some scenes. I often see similar comments when I'm watching my master browse the comments section."

"Um"

Seeing that Xia Li didn't understand either, Bai Mengqing was a little perplexed. She didn't quite understand how ordinary men usually played this kind of game.

She didn't know if she could go back, but it had already taken almost an hour to get to this point, and Bai Mengqing didn't want to waste her precious time today because of making the wrong choice.

Let's just choose the normal option.

She glanced at Xia Li. She was a dragon, and Xia Li was Emperor Roar. There were no humans in the house, so she should choose the option where there was no one.

So I silently moved the mouse to "No".

(End of this chapter)

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