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Chapter 182 A Bachelor's Degree Expert, Terrifyingly Powerful (First Update)
Yang Yunsheng shook his head and said, "That's not what I meant. I was just saying that you're not qualified enough in terms of seniority at Tingyunxuan. Think about me, I'm handsome, dashing, and talented. Audiences come to Tingyunxuan to watch crosstalk generally because of me. Not to mention that I've been at Tingyunxuan longer than you, my abilities are obvious. How could you become the Grand Steward?"

The audience began to boo, even though many had come to Yunxuan to listen to crosstalk performances because of Yang Yunsheng.

But if you say that yourself, it makes you seem a bit narcissistic and shameless.

Of course, it cannot be denied that Yang Yunsheng did make some sense.

Yan Hexiang was also one to make fun of himself. He said nonchalantly, "The reason you didn't become the chief steward is probably because you didn't have the courage to wield a knife!"

Yang Yunsheng looked on in surprise and couldn't help but transform into "Doraemon"!
"Teacher Yan, do you mean you've already mastered the Evil-Repelling Sword Manual?"

The audience was completely bewildered. How did it turn into the Evil-Repelling Sword Manual?

They quickly realized what was happening.

It seems Yan Hexiang has become sworn sisters with Yue Buqun and Lin Pingzhi. No wonder he's over thirty and still hasn't found a girlfriend.

After all, once you've found a girlfriend, or even a wife, what else can you do besides drooling over her face?
If Wang Kai knew, he'd be devastated!

How come he was cast as a mediocre man and ended up being used as a comedic relief?

Yang Yunsheng hesitated for a moment, but couldn't help asking, "So, Teacher Yan, are you really a eunuch now?"

Yan Hexiang made an awkward expression and even made a delicate gesture with his fingers, saying, "You can think of it that way. After all, if you're willing, we can be sisters."

Yang Yunsheng shrugged, feeling that Yan Hexiang was possessed by a demon. How could he produce such a disgusting performance? What happened to the offensive supporting role?

The audience spat in disapproval, as Yan Hexiang's performance style was indeed quite different from his usual style.

If you say this person is Chen Yinquan, I might believe you.

If you say he is Yan Hexiang, then he must be possessed by Chen Yinquan.

What a shameless person! They'd do anything for money!

The woman in the front row, who weighs over 200 pounds, is a fan of Yang Yunsheng. She excitedly shouted, "I don't believe it! Unless you take it off right now and let us see it, let us verify it!"

Yang Yunsheng hadn't expected this woman to be so twisted. He'd thought she was just pretending, but it turned out she really was!
Although he wanted to see it too, he hesitated for a moment before saying, "No, ma'am, are you kidding me? Take off your pants! If Teacher Yan takes off his pants now, the police will take him away as a pervert. Besides, your row of tickets is only 180 yuan, that's not the price for Teacher Yan to take off his pants!"

This woman wasn't intimidated at all when all the audience members were looking at her.

She said, "I'll pay more!"

Yang Yunsheng pursed his lips and said, "Don't shout nonsense. Teacher Yan isn't that kind of person. He won't perform for everyone in private unless it's for three or five hundred people!"

Yan Hexiang shoved Yang Yunsheng: "Nonsense! Do you think I'm short of money?"

Yang Yunsheng was pushed out, but he didn't pay any attention to it.

After walking back, he said to the woman, "Do you understand what Teacher Yan means? We need to pay more!"

The eldest sister didn't interrupt this time, mainly because she wasn't interested in seeing Yan Hexiang actually take his clothes off.

She likes young, handsome men like Yang Yunsheng.

Unfortunately, Yang Yunsheng didn't like her at all!

Yang Yunsheng mainly likes girls who are slightly thin, have slightly longer legs, slightly fairer skin, slightly perky buttocks, and a face like a celebrity, with defined waist and abdomen.

These demands are not unreasonable at all. Yan Hexiang rolled his eyes: "It's not about adding money, it's about being immoral and scandalous. I would never do such a thing!"

Yang Yunsheng added, "Just now, I was actually just joking with Teacher Yan. Leaving aside whether he'd be taken away by the police if he actually took off his pants, if he were small or didn't have any, then Teacher Yan wouldn't be able to continue working in the crosstalk world. After all, crosstalk performers also have a reputation!"

Yan Hexiang chuckled twice: "Yes, if you had any shame, you wouldn't say such a thing! The reason you're humiliating me is because I can now control you at Tingyunxuan!"

Yang Yunsheng waved his hand: "No, I'm not that petty!"

Yan Hexiang said, "Don't think that me getting this position is all a good thing. But now that I've gained Cao Yunjin's trust, I will do my job well. Besides, the reason I was promoted here is because of my high level of education!"

Yang Yunsheng became unhappy when Yan Hexiang mentioned academic qualifications.

"No, what's your educational background? How come you have a high level of education? Didn't you only have a few years of schooling?"

Yan Hexiang put his hands on his hips and said, "No, what's your educational background? Why do you always ask about other people's education? I'm asking you today, what's your educational background?"

Yang Yunsheng was displeased and said with a dissatisfied look, "I asked about your education first. Shouldn't you have answered first? Don't you have any manners?"

The audience noticed that the crosstalk performers on stage were all impolite.

Especially when these two are on stage, they can be ranked among the top three in the world of crosstalk.

Seeing Yang Yunsheng's expression, Yan Hexiang said, "Alright, since you want to know, I'll tell you. I have a bachelor's degree. Now you can answer what your degree is!"

Yang Yunsheng chuckled: "A mere bachelor's degree? That's hilarious! You think you're so arrogant just because you have a bachelor's degree?"

Many viewers know that Yang Yunsheng graduated from high school.

Is someone who only graduated from high school really able to talk back to someone with a bachelor's degree?
This world is somewhat incomprehensible!

Yan Hexiang scoffed, "Come on, you think my bachelor's degree is nothing special? Tell me about your academic credentials!"

Yang Yunsheng chuckled twice: "Undergraduate degree, still an undergraduate degree, hehe, you win!"

When Yang Yunsheng said this, he was incredibly arrogant!

They practically wore their disdain for undergraduates on their sleeves.

But ironically, a bachelor's degree still won!
What kind of ridiculous excuse is this kid throwing out?
However, this bold statement still made the audience burst into laughter.

There's nothing we can do; the audience just loves watching.

Yang Yunsheng's stage is just so interesting!

Yan Hexiang was momentarily confused.

"No, how did I win?"

Yang Yunsheng explained, "Didn't you say you have a bachelor's degree? You win. I admit that a bachelor's degree holder is incredibly powerful. Is that alright? Are you satisfied now?"

Yan Hexiang thought to himself, "What does it mean for an undergraduate to be so terrifying!"

You've been staying up all night reading novels again, haven't you? And it's that novel, "The Lucky One."

It's 2013 already, is Tuodou's novel still this popular?

(End of this chapter)