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Chapter 183 What's the difference between 985 and 966?
Chapter 183 What's the difference between 985 and 966? (Second update)
Yan Hexiang responded with an "oh," as if he had remembered something.
"I remember you graduated from high school and got into a junior college but didn't go, right? I just can't understand how you can be so proud?"
Yang Yunsheng shamelessly spread his hands and said, "Proud? Am I proud? I have no education, haha, I have no education, that's right, so am I proud?"
Yang Yunsheng also asked the audience about this.
"Dear viewers, I don't have a degree, haha, isn't that infuriating? I don't have a degree, but I'm proud of it!"
The audience shouted, "Proud Yang Yunsheng, let me tell you, today it's not you who's proud, it's us who's saying you're proud!"
If anyone has watched the TV series "Flowers in Fog" starring Zhang Yida's wife, they will know how valuable this line is.
Yang Yunsheng was also amused by the audience's humor.
He's seen this show too, hasn't he, proud Ye Fan!
But Yang Yunsheng quickly suppressed his smile and retorted, "Don't talk nonsense, okay? I'm not proud. How am I proud? You should know very well what kind of person I am all these years. Besides, I won't easily tell you that I also have a bachelor's degree!"
The audience started booing again, "You have a bachelor's degree, you have a bachelor's degree again."
Why do you always mention a bachelor's degree? How can you bring up a bachelor's degree for any educational background?
Yan Hexiang glanced at Yang Yunsheng, somewhat incredulous, and said, "Didn't you just say I won? How come you suddenly have a bachelor's degree? Did you get that degree on stage?"
The audience couldn't help but burst into laughter; the aggressive straight man was at it again.
That's right, where did you, Yang Yunsheng, get your bachelor's degree from?
Aside from spouting nonsense on this stage, try saying you have an undergraduate degree offline and see if anyone pays any attention to you.
Yang Yunsheng was somewhat displeased to see the audience laughing so happily.
He said, "If Teacher Yan can have a bachelor's degree, why can't I? I also have a bachelor's degree! As for where I studied, is that even a question? Even if I told you, you probably wouldn't know."
Yan Hexiang said, "Wow, if you really have a bachelor's degree, then there should be a school that issues you this degree certificate!"
Yang Yunsheng hesitated for a moment before saying, "Okay, it's not impossible for you to know which school I graduated from, but you have to tell me first!"
Yan Hexiang objected: "No, why should I speak first again? I spoke first last time, so it's your turn to speak first this time."
Yang Yunsheng looked indifferent and said to the audience, "This is something Teacher Yan doesn't want to talk about, but it has little to do with me. Since that's the case, then let's not talk about it!"
Yan Hexiang was furious; he felt that Yang Yunsheng was being unreasonable.
"Okay, okay, I'll go first. I graduated from Teikyo Institute of Technology with a degree in Communication Engineering."
Yan Hexiang was not lying about this.
He graduated from this school with this major and even worked as an engineer at China Mobile.
If you're asking whether they install fiber optic cables, then you've hit the nail on the head.
They are all the same job, but because Yan Hexiang has this degree, he was given the status of engineer, which sounds better.
As for why he didn't continue working as an engineer at China Mobile and instead performed crosstalk, that's another story.
The reason is that he feels he is not qualified as an engineer and will be exposed sooner or later, so he might as well switch to another industry.
Hey, it turned out to be the right one.
The money earned in the crosstalk industry, especially the money earned in the year at Tingyunxuan, is dozens of times more than what I would have earned as an engineer at China Mobile.
Some of them are from different years, and some are famous crosstalk performers. They really make money! When Yang Yunsheng heard about Dijing Industrial University, he couldn't help but turn to look at the audience on his right, so that Yan Hexiang wouldn't see his expression.
Yang Yunsheng slapped his palm and muttered to himself, "Oh no, he graduated from the same school as me!"
The audience looked on with sighs and began to whine.
What is this? Did the Six-Eared Macaque meet Sun Wukong?
No, it should be said that the imposter met the real deal.
Yan Hexiang asked in confusion, "No, what were you muttering about just now?"
Yang Yunsheng coughed and asked a question in return.
"I mean, you really graduated from Teikyo Institute of Technology?"
At this moment, Yang Yunsheng's expression was full of doubt.
Yan Hexiang lifted his long gown and took out his academic certificate and degree certificate from his pocket, unfolding them.
"I also have proof: my graduation certificate and degree certificate. I graduated from Teikyo Institute of Technology with a major in Communication Engineering!"
Yang Yunsheng understood immediately when he heard the major: communications engineering.
"Professor Yan, is the major you mentioned one where you end up making phone calls to people in an office after graduation? Oh, you should have said so earlier, so that's what you do. It seems there's not much difference between Teikyo Institute of Technology and a junior college."
Yan Hexiang was stunned, as were the audience members from Beijing.
Where did this conclusion come from? Teikyo Institute of Technology's communications major means that after graduation, you'll be making phone calls to people in an office.
Shouldn't we call that customer service?
Or sales?
Furthermore, is there really no difference between Teikyo Institute of Technology and junior college?
If you're so capable, go say it at the school gate. What kind of capability is it to say it here?
Once you go there, you'll start complaining that Teikyo Institute of Technology is exactly the same as a junior college. Just wait and see if they actually do it or not. That'll be the end of you.
How do you interpret the idea that Teikyo Institute of Technology is the same as a junior college?
It is important to know that Teikyo Institute of Technology is a university included in the national "211 Project" and also a "Double First-Class" university.
Junior college? Junior college is only comparable to 985 universities. When will it be able to compare with 211 universities?
Listen to those three numbers, 211. Aren't they pretty impressive?
Listen to the difference between 985 and 966.
Yan Hexiang chuckled twice, shook his head, and said, "No, you actually think that Imperial Capital University of Technology is the same as a junior college? Tell me quietly, did you really graduate with a bachelor's degree?"
It wasn't that Yan Hexiang doubted it, but rather that what Yang Yunsheng said was simply too outrageous.
Yang Yunsheng replied almost without hesitation: "Of course, I graduated with a bachelor's degree, why would you doubt me? We are partners, we should know each other very well! Teacher Yan, today on stage, you not only surprised me, but also made me a little sad."
The audience clicked their tongues twice. "Yang Yunsheng's mouth... isn't anyone going to teach him a lesson?"
They dare to say anything out loud.
Yan Hexiang wasn't buying Yang Yunsheng's act and said, "Since that's the case, and everyone is sitting here, just say it out loud: which school did you attend for your undergraduate degree?"
Seeing the audience's high expectations, Yang Yunsheng naturally couldn't say that he was from the Imperial University of Technology anymore.
If I were to mention this school again, wouldn't it give me away that I never went to university?
In response, I must say that I am an outstanding graduate of Tsinghua University!
There are no Tsinghua University graduates in Tingyunxuan.
Does that make sense?
(End of this chapter)
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