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Chapter 184 We don't usually refer to ourselves like this (Third update)
Just as Yang Yunsheng was about to say that he graduated from Tsinghua University, the audience spoke up for him.

"He just said that he also graduated from Teikyo Institute of Technology!"

After saying that, the audience member couldn't help but burst into laughter.

When he laughed, the other audience members laughed along with him.

They love watching these memorable scenes of stage mishaps and want to know how Yang Yunsheng will resolve them.

Resolve?

Yang Yunsheng could only manage a wry smile after being teased.

Fortunately, the damage to the cheat wasn't too severe.

But Yang Yunsheng still pointed at the audience member and said, "If you do this again next time, I'll have to ask you to leave."

The audience didn't care at all, because it was obvious that Yang Yunsheng was joking when he said that.

If they take it seriously, they'll only make themselves look petty.

Yan Hexiang, on the other hand, looked surprised. He was not just surprised, but extremely astonished to learn that Yang Yunsheng had attended the same undergraduate institution as him.

"No, you also graduated from Imperial Capital University of Technology? I've never heard of any other undergraduate powerhouse besides me at Tingyun Pavilion!"

At this moment, Yan Hexiang immediately chose to respond, mainly to the audience's comments, and to continue the crosstalk performance.

Yang Yunsheng chuckled and said, "Professor Yan, you and the audience below have all misheard. I didn't graduate from Dijing Industrial University! If I told you my school, it would scare you to death!!"

Yan Hexiang was stunned for a moment, then quickly smiled.

"Tell us, it's okay, we can handle any scare!"

"Do you really want to tell me?" Yang Yunsheng began to probe.

Yan Hexiang frowned: "You're making such a fuss about choosing a school. Can't you be a little more manly?"

Yang Yunsheng cleared his throat and said, "It's perfectly normal that you haven't heard of our school, because our school is called Tsinghua University!"

Yan Hexiang screamed instantly.

Do you know what a screaming chicken is?

This is basically what Yan Hexiang looks like now!
The audience also gave Yang Yunsheng a thumbs up for his shamelessness.

How dare you call yourself a student from Tsinghua University? Do you even know what Tsinghua University means to you in China?

Basically, everyone who goes into politics comes from here.

Yan Hexiang calmed down and said, "The Tsinghua University you're talking about is the one at No. 30 Shuangqing Road, in the northwest of Haidian District!"

Yang Yunsheng replied, "Ah, of course!"

An audience member took out his Tsinghua University student ID and prepared to speak.

Yang Yunsheng is a quick-witted and outspoken person.

"That's right, it's in the southeast of Haidian District, near Tsinghua University on Shuangqing Road!"

The audience member who pulled out his student ID was dumbfounded.

Southeast of Haidian?

Near Shuangqing Road?
Is that still Tsinghua University, one of the two most famous universities in China?

Yan Hexiang asked, puzzled, "No, are you sure it's in the southeast, not the northwest?"

Yang Yunsheng nodded and said, "Of course, our school is called Qinghua University, Qing as in Qingqing Grassland and Hua as in Huazhong. It is a Sino-foreign joint venture school. However, I usually stay at the main campus abroad."

The audience was laughing so hard they couldn't stand it anymore. This guy was going to be completely lawless!
Tsinghua University, a Sino-foreign joint venture?
Of course, it must be admitted that this is indeed a valid interpretation. Tsinghua University trains its graduates, then sends them abroad for further studies, and then they don't come back – isn't that a Sino-foreign joint venture?
They're using the country's resources to raise a bunch of ungrateful wretches.

This kind of thing will only increase in the future, which makes it undeniable that the strategy of attracting overseas returnees to bring in talent has been a complete failure.

But Yang Yunsheng was referring to the "green" in "Green Green Grassland," which means they aren't two famous Chinese universities!

Good heavens, so that's where they were waiting.

Instead of claiming it's a Sino-foreign joint venture, they might as well just say they graduated from a foreign university, then no one will bother to call them out!

Yan Hexiang said, "You usually stay abroad, so in that sense, you could be considered a returnee from overseas?"

Yang Yunsheng said unhappily, "You're swearing at me now! Turtle? What turtle? How am I a turtle? Are you calling me a bastard?"

The audience laughed; yes, a sea turtle is a tortoise.

Those who return from overseas are also called "wanderers".

Why call someone a hooligan? It must be a good word. Does it mean that someone who acts like a hooligan outside must be a hooligan?
Yan Hexiang sighed and explained, "When I say 'returnee,' I mean someone who has returned from overseas. Haven't you heard of that?"

At this point, Yan Hexiang developed strong suspicions about Yang Yunsheng.

Yang Yunsheng waved his hand and said, "That's one way to put it, but you haven't studied abroad and don't know the rules there. We don't usually refer to ourselves that way."

The audience included not only students from Tsinghua University, but also some hooligans.

They also wanted to know how Yang Yunsheng referred to them outside.

Could it be that he really isn't a returnee from overseas?

Yan Hexiang then asked, "So, under normal circumstances, how do you refer to yourselves?"

Yang Yunsheng replied, "Under normal circumstances, we all refer to ourselves as returnees!"

At this moment, the audience just wants to ask, what the heck is this?

The Returnee?
Yan Hexiang was also completely bewildered: "Huh, a returnee?"

Yang Yunsheng nodded and said, "That's right, it means 'returning after completing studies,' hence the name 'Returner'!"

Yan Hexiang scratched the back of his head and said, "Oh, I see. You international students really know how to have fun. But this Tsinghua University you mentioned, where is it located? As a native of Beijing, how come I've never heard of this school before?"

Yang Yunsheng blurted it out without thinking.

"In the Netherlands!"

Audiences all know Henan, the Central Plains, the birthplace of Han culture.

But that's Henan, not the Netherlands!
When Yan Hexiang heard "Netherlands," he couldn't help but laugh: "Netherlands, right? You might not know that the Netherlands also has another name: the sex capital. It's the place I most want to go. Especially on the beaches, everyone's naked, men and women alike. Let's not even talk about the men, but watching women on the beach is a real treat. Also, Tsinghua University is in the Netherlands, right?"

Seeing Yan Hexiang's expression, Yang Yunsheng naturally complied with him.

Or else?

You're not really going to take him to the beaches of the Netherlands to see foreign girls, are you?
Speaking of which, Yan Hexiang is so old, why isn't he married? Is it just to find a foreign woman?
If that's the case, then it's understandable.

After all, Yan Hexiang's nickname is Zhuangzhuang, and he really can tame foreign girls.

Yang Yunsheng then said, "Hey, you're right, the main campus of Tsinghua University is in the Netherlands!"

Although the audience was also interested in the Netherlands, wanted to go to the beach, and wanted to visit their capital, the main campus that Yang Yunsheng mentioned sounded more like a driving school.
The main campus, that's quite an impressive title!

Yan Hexiang continued, "But there's a Xinhua University in the Netherlands; doesn't that sound a bit inconsistent?"

(End of this chapter)