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Chapter 185 An Aggressive Straight Man, Quite Skilled (Fourth Update)
Yang Yunsheng waved his hand and said, "There's nothing inappropriate about it. This school is in the Netherlands and doesn't have a very high reputation. Plus, the Netherlands doesn't have a large population, but it has a lot of land. Anyway, this school almost made it into the world's top 100, and it's slightly better than Diocesan University of Technology."

Yang Yunsheng sounded a little smug as he said this.

However, some viewers have already started using their phones to search whether this school exists.

The conclusion is that this school does indeed exist.

It turned out to be in Changchun, not the Netherlands, and it really was a driving school.

I believed his lies, and almost believed Yang Yunsheng as well—that there really was such a university abroad.

Yan Hexiang said with some surprise, "Oh, it's a world-renowned university! But I can understand, some universities in Europe are indeed better than those in China. But since your school is almost in the top 100 in the world, everyone must have heard of it! As for me, I'm a bit ignorant, and I don't know if anyone in the audience knows about it."

Yang Yunsheng was unhappy when he heard this.

That's enough. You're performing a comedy routine, do you have to go into such detail?
This whole thing should have been over by now, but the fact that you keep asking questions like this just makes things pointless.

In fact, Yang Yunsheng initially intended to use Tsinghua University as a point of contention.

As a result, the audience members took out their Tsinghua University student IDs, and were almost ready to bring out their meal cards as well.

On this point, Yang Yunsheng almost lost his temper.

If you have nothing else to do, you can use your Teikyo University student ID!
Using a Tsinghua University student ID? Are you even human?
Furthermore, Yang Yunsheng never expected that his fan base would include students from Tsinghua University.

He got into Tsinghua University based on his own abilities.

Instead of those who get into Tsinghua's special class through art, bubble tea, or table tennis.

At this moment, Yang Yunsheng also took a deep breath.

He looked at Yan Hexiang beside him and said seriously, "There are so many world-renowned universities, you can't possibly know all of them! For example, you know that the world's number one mountain is Mount Everest, but do you know what the second highest mountain is?"

Yan Hexiang, after all, graduated from the prestigious 211 university, Beijing Institute of Technology, so Zhang Maozi replied, "K2!"

Now it was Yang Yunsheng's turn to be surprised. Was this guy sent by heaven to punish him?
"No, you know that too?"

Yan Hexiang said with a smile, "It's alright. This Mount K2, which Western mountaineers call K2, has an altitude of 8611 meters and is located on the China-Pakistan border in the Karakoram Mountains. As you know, my favorite things are mountain climbing and traveling the world. Coincidentally, I've been to Mount K2 before. So, I can naturally answer your question."

Yan Hexiang was about to continue speaking, but before he could finish, Yang Yunsheng interrupted him.

Yang Yunsheng said with a dissatisfied look, "Fine, fine, you're so great, then tell me, what is the fourth mountain?"

Yan Hexiang replied matter-of-factly, "Of course it's Lhotse. Lhotse is located 3 kilometers south of Mount Everest and has an altitude of 8516 meters. I really like this mountain, and I will definitely climb it in the future."

Yang Yunsheng was surprised and shocked. He had not expected Yan Hexiang to be so knowledgeable.

You should know that such lines were not in the original script.

It seems that Yan Hexiang secretly did his homework, wanting to embarrass himself on stage.

Little Yan, it seems you've been planning this for a long time!
This aggressive straight man seems to have some real talent.

To be precise, he's a top student who graduated from Teikyo Institute of Technology and then went on to work as an engineer building base stations for China Mobile. He certainly seems to have some skills!
This didn't stump him at all. What if he answered correctly when I asked him about the next mountain peak? Wouldn't that be embarrassing for me?

The audience was also surprised, not expecting that Yan Hexiang would actually say it.

It seems Yan Hexiang's knowledge base is indeed quite extensive. Some people also believe that they had reviewed the script, which is why Yan Hexiang knew so much.

Only Yang Yunsheng knew that although they had read the script, they had not communicated how to perform it, and their tacit understanding did not require communication.

To reiterate, Yan Hexiang is a man of profound character and experience.

He graduated from Teikyo Institute of Technology with a degree in communications and even worked as an engineer at China Mobile.

You tell me, what's wrong with a person like that? Even doing bad things would be better than performing stand-up comedy!
But Yang Yunsheng was not giving up and couldn't help but ask, "Since Professor Yan is so amazing, do you know what the world's 231st ranked university is?"

At this moment, Yan Hexiang was stunned.

He thought Yang Yunsheng was going to say "mountain peak," but instead she said "school."

Yan Hexiang could only shake his head and say, "I really don't know. Could this be your school's ranking?"

Yang Yunsheng did not answer, but continued to ask, "What about one hundred and forty-seven?"

Yan Hexiang was still completely confused: "I don't know either. Could it be another ranking from your school?"

When Yang Yunsheng saw Yan Hexiang asking him a question, he naturally responded with an "eh".

"That's right, it's our school's ranking."

Yan Hexiang couldn't help but give a thumbs up: "Indeed remarkable. But I'm curious, you must have lived in the Netherlands all your life, so what's your opinion of the Netherlands as a country?"

Yang Yunsheng chuckled: "In the Netherlands, just like Teacher Yan, I also love going to the beach. I even saw Teacher Yan on the beach once, with his dog sneaking around!"

Yan Hexiang chuckled and nudged Yang Yunsheng: "Who's being sneaky? Get lost!!"

The way this word was used is just as despicable as how Yan Hexiang is.

Most people have no idea that Yan Hexiang can be incredibly terrifying when he's being lewd.

How should I put it!

Yan Hexiang is a man whose true nature is known to all.

He usually looks very serious, but when he gets really lewd, most people are no match for him.

In short, don't judge a book by its cover.

Amidst applause from the audience, the two finished their crosstalk performance and stepped off the stage.

Backstage, Liu Lianxi ran up excitedly and asked, "Uncle Yan, can you really see women with their bottoms naked on the beaches of the Netherlands?"

Yang Yunsheng smiled, wondering how Yan Hexiang would respond.

Yan Hexiang patted Liu Lianxi on the shoulder earnestly and said to him, "Make money well, and take your uncle there in the future, then you'll know if it's really like this!"

Liu Lianxi rolled his eyes. If he made money, wouldn't he go by himself, or would he take you with him?
What, you think I'm just bored?

To be honest, many people have misconceptions about the Netherlands.

Once you get there, you'll realize that it wasn't a misunderstanding on his part; it was all true!
(End of this chapter)