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Chapter 209 I Just Love Avatar (Third Update)
Isn't that disgusting!
What are you doing, you grown man!
Dude, no normal person would say something like that.

Yan Hexiang said, "No wonder you got covered in dirt. I wouldn't be surprised if you threw it up!"

Yang Yunsheng continued, "Before long, all my old friends arrived!"

Yan Hexiang asked, "Who are they?"

Yang Yunsheng started counting on his fingers.

"Sailor Moon, Cat's Eye, Astro Boy, Shinobi!"

Yan Hexiang put his hand on Yang Yunsheng's arm and shouted, "Wait a minute, you little poodle, didn't you order two big pork knuckles?"

Seeing this, the audience couldn't help but laugh.

I don't want braised pork knuckle, it's too fatty. Right now I want to eat snail rice noodles.

Yang Yunsheng asked, puzzled, "No, why are you ordering two big pork knuckles?"

Yan Hexiang said, "Nonsense, why would you call it Lion's Head if you don't order two big pork knuckles? Lion's Head, is it a friend?"

Yang Yunsheng explained, "You don't understand. I'm talking about Xiaowanzi. She's grown up and changed her name to Lion's Head."

The audience burst out laughing, unable to hold back their laughter.

What the heck is this?
At first, when they talked about lion's head, they all thought Yang Yunsheng was talking about the Lion King.

They were also certain that they had guessed correctly.

As a result, Maruko grew up and became a god-screwed lion's head.

Only Yang Yunsheng could come up with such a ridiculous idea!
Yan Hexiang shrugged, looking completely bewildered.

"Chibi Maruko-chan grew up to have a lion's mane? What kind of life has she been living all these years?"

Yang Yunsheng replied, "I've gained weight after having my second child!"

Yan Hexiang was both amused and exasperated: "They even had a second child!"

Yang Yunsheng said, "I looked at her and said to her, 'Look at you all these years, you've gotten so fat, you're like a ball, you never move around, you should lose some weight!'"

Yan Hexiang: "Then you should quickly try to persuade him! After all, the way men understand 'slightly overweight' and the way women understand 'slightly overweight' are completely different!"

Yang Yunsheng said, "Just then, someone walked into the private room. He was wearing a shiny designer suit."

Yan Hexiang asked in surprise, "What kind of suit is this? And it's shiny too."

Yang Yunsheng thought for a moment before saying, "It seems like the brand of this suit is called Nimani! Yes, that's the brand!"

Yan Hexiang grabbed Yang Yunsheng's arm and asked a question.

"what is it call?"

Yang Yunsheng replied: "Damn it!"

Yan Hexiang chuckled and said something that no one expected.

"My mom's at home!"

Then Yan Hexiang made another series of winks and gestures.

"This young man speaks fluent Northeastern dialect!"

The audience below the stage was laughing so hard they couldn't stop; these two were just too funny.

Yan Hexiang added, "Nimani? That's called Armani!"

Upon hearing "Armani," Yang Yunsheng suddenly understood.

"Oh, Armani! He came in wearing that suit, and I looked at him and thought, who is he? Avatar!"

Yan Hexiang chuckled: "Wait a minute, Avatar? Is this Avatar you're talking about one of our friends?"

Yang Yunsheng said, "I just asked you, did you come to the wrong private room? Are you from the same generation as us? You've only been out for a few years. You, get out!"

Yan Hexiang: "Get out!"

Yang Yunsheng said, "Why are you shouting? Why are you shouting? Don't you recognize me? I'm the Smurf!"

Yan Hexiang understood: "The Smurfs from Tianjin, you're from the same hometown! Besides, the Smurfs grow up to be Avatars, right?"

Yang Yunsheng pointed to himself: "Me, a Smurf! There's a group of Smurfs over there, over the mountains and over the sea!"

Yan Hexiang smiled and waved his hand: "I don't think you're a Smurf."

Yang Yunsheng was taken aback: "Then I am!"

Yan Hexiang replied, "You're quite annoying!"

The audience burst into laughter; it was indeed quite annoying. Besides, if the Smurfs had a Tianjin accent, that would be terrible.

Does that mean the story of Avatar was produced by Tianjin Film Studio?

Does Tianjin have a film studio?
Who cares? It doesn't matter!
Yang Yunsheng said, "Those Smurfs are something else, rich and showing off!"

Yan Hexiang was puzzled and asked curiously, "Wait, how come the Smurfs have money?"

Yang Yunsheng replied, "You didn't know, did you? The Smurfs' village has been transformed into the Avatar Resort!"

Yan Hexiang seemed to understand, and gave a meaningful "Oh".

"Got it, I just love Avatar!"

The audience didn't understand this line at all.

What do you mean, "I just like Avatar"?

It's okay, they'll understand next year!
Because a road movie will be released next year, starring Bald Guy and Huang Bo, called "Breakup Buddies".

This movie made many people famous.

One of the most classic lines is this: I love Avatar.

The result was obvious: this movie gained at least 50 million in box office revenue because of this one line.

Yan Hexiang added, "But even if the village is transformed and we become rich, we still need to keep a low profile."

Yang Yunsheng arrogantly said, "So what if you have money? If you have money, sit here. If you have money, you're paying tonight."

Yan Hexiang nodded: "You're right!"

Yang Yunsheng continued, "I think it's almost time, so as the person in charge, I'll say something. Alright, let's not wait for those who haven't arrived yet, let's eat and chat first."

Yan Hexiang: "Let's catch up!"

Yang Yunsheng sighed, "It gets a little awkward when we talk about catching up!"

The audience's curiosity was also piqued.

How did catching up with old friends turn into an awkward situation?

Yan Hexiang: "What's wrong?"

Yang Yunsheng replied, "It's just so awkward, extremely awkward. The way people develop these days is completely different. Business elites, self-employed entrepreneurs, they'll hand you their business cards right away!"

Yan Hexiang understood: "Oh, they also hand out business cards!"

Yang Yunsheng said, "Take a look and see, the men of the bathhouse owner?"

Yan Hexiang asked in confusion, "No, who is this?"

Yang Yunsheng explained, "Huluwa!"

Yan Hexiang exclaimed "Ah!" with great surprise on his face.

"Did the Calabash Brothers open a bathhouse?"

Yang Yunsheng exclaimed, "That's right, these seven brothers are so smart, they don't even need to hire anyone to run a bathhouse."

Yan Hexiang pointed at the table and said, "Then you're talking nonsense. You can't possibly use all of these skills?"

Yang Yunsheng said, "These skills really can all be used!"

Yan Hexiang retorted, "Then let me ask you this: Da Wa is incredibly strong, so what can he do in the bathhouse?"

"Scrub!" Yang Yunsheng made a scrubbing motion.

"Erwa has eyes that can see a thousand miles!"

"monitor!"

"The Third Brother is invulnerable to swords and spears!"

"Security!" Yang Yunsheng stood there.

After a pause, Yan Hexiang continued, "What can the fourth and fifth children do?"

Yang Yunsheng clapped his hands: "One spits water and the other breathes fire. Once the water boils, wow, it's hot spring water!"

The audience burst into laughter. Indeed, if the Calabash Brothers were to run a bathhouse, customers would surely flock there.

If the snake spirit were to become a receptionist, then...
Forget it, she shouldn't come.

(End of this chapter)