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Chapter 210 We didn't, only you've had foot massages (Fourth update)
Yan Hexiang stood with his hands on his hips, his teeth clenched in anger.

"Seventh Brother, the one carrying the gourd, what can he do?"

Yang Yunsheng made a gesture of holding the gourd almost without hesitation.

"Sir, an essential oil back massage, 128 yuan per person, would you like it?"

The audience's laughter was so loud it almost lifted the roof off.

Selling essential oils in a bathhouse?

Won't I get beaten up?

Yan Hexiang quickly pulled Yang Yunsheng back and waved his hand.

"do not want!"

After saying that, he continued, "You really know how to do business!"

Yang Yunsheng said, "Yes, that's right, they can!"

Yan Hexiang said with a smile, "Looks like you guys are all doing pretty well!"

Yang Yunsheng waved his hand and shook his head.

"Among them, some are not doing well!"

Yan Hexiang asked in confusion, "Who's not doing well?"

"Ikkyu-san!"

When Yang Yunsheng uttered this name, didn't many people already have a strong accompaniment playing in their minds?

gurgle gurgle gurgle gurgle, gurgle, gurgle!

Where do I take off my clothes?

Yan Hexiang looked incredulous: "You mean the clever Ikkyu?"

Yang Yunsheng was on his head, mimicking Ikkyu's classic pose.

"Take a break, take a rest!"

Yan Hexiang said, "I know, I know, what happened to him?"

Yang Yunsheng replied, "He's not doing so well these days; he's working as an unemployed foot massage master!"

The audience was dumbfounded. They knew what each word meant, but when put together, they didn't understand.

What exactly is an unemployed foot massage master?

A foot massage master, not doing so well?
One look at Yang Yunsheng and you know he doesn't understand the foot massage industry.

You know, foot massage is a very lucrative business.

Many men go for foot massages by riding electric scooters.

But when I came out, I found out that the technician was driving a BMW or a Mercedes.

You were so smug, thinking you were superior to everyone else!

When she drove out in her luxury car and smiled at you, well, now look what happened, she's embarrassed herself right here in Houhai.

But since Ikkyu-san is a male foot therapist, probably no one would hire him!
But no matter what, he's very famous!

Yan Hexiang asked, "What does 'unemployed foot massage master' mean?"

Yang Yunsheng replied, "Just now, the foot massage parlor fired me!"

Yan Hexiang asked in disbelief, "So smart, yet the foot massage parlor fired you?"

Yang Yunsheng nodded: "Yes, we've all had foot massages!"

Yan Hexiang immediately waved his hand and retorted, "We didn't. You're the only one who's had a foot massage. As for whether it was a legitimate foot massage, we don't know!"

The audience began to sigh; they really hadn't done it.

They don't know anything about 398, 688, or 988.

So it's obviously impossible that they had foot massages!

Yang Yunsheng glared at Yan Hexiang with annoyance. Good grief, he changed the lines in the script again!

It's as if everyone present is someone who isn't a decent person.

Yang Yunsheng said, "Anyway, it's a foot massage. After you've soaked your feet, take them out and I'll massage them. After that, sir, let me see your hand card."

Yan Hexiang asked in confusion, "Really? We didn't know!"

The audience was already laughing; yes, none of us knew.

Ignoring Yan Hexiang's interruption, Yang Yunsheng continued, "He's different. He took someone's foot basin and started making a lot of noise, 'Sir, take a look at your hand! Take a break, take a break!'"

Yan Hexiang exclaimed, stopping Yang Yunsheng's actions. "Let's rest a bit more!"

Yang Yunsheng said, "There was no other way, so I just told him to hurry up and find a job!"

"Find one quickly!" Yan Hexiang urged.

Yang Yunsheng shook his head: "No, they said, 'Why are you looking for a job? I want to rest, take a break!'"

Yan Hexiang complained, "Resting? This heartless brat! How come he's grown up and become so shameless!"

Yang Yunsheng agreed, "That's right, but we were just talking when Megatron and Bumblebee came in."

Yan Hexiang moved closer to Yang Yunsheng: "No, Transformers are partners too?"

Yang Yunsheng said, "I was already dissatisfied at the time, so I asked, 'Where have you two been? You've already eaten half of your meal.'"

Yan Hexiang nodded: "Yes, the food is getting cold!"

Yang Yunsheng said, "The two of them burst into tears on the spot, saying that there was a traffic jam in the capital and they couldn't move for an hour."

Yan Hexiang: "Whose fault is this?"

Yang Yunsheng continued, "I just asked, where is Optimus Prime?"

"Yes, we're still missing one!"

“Call him yourself!” Yang Yunsheng said, picking up the fan on the table and making the call.

"Hey Zhuzi, Tian and Dahuang are here, what are you doing?"

Yan Hexiang was also unable to understand it upon hearing this.

"What kind of names are these?"

Yang Yunsheng said, "Zhu Zi told me that one of them was in a plane and the other was in a sports car, while I was in a truck. I wasn't allowed to enter the city!"

The audience burst into laughter and applauded.

Yes, trucks are not allowed in the city.

It seems that after midnight, people will no longer be allowed to enter the city.

Yan Hexiang said, "Indeed, that's the rule!"

Yang Yunsheng said, "No, Little Dragon Man, why are you crying? Shut up, stop crying!"

Yan Hexiang asked in confusion, "Wait, why is Little Dragon crying?"

Yang Yunsheng sighed before explaining, "Now that I'm older, I haven't been able to find my mother, and I can't even find a wife."

Yan Hexiang said "Oh," indicating that he understood.

"I see, you're single. In that case, go on a dating show!"

Yang Yunsheng said, "Yes, I participated. I participated at the same time as you. I don't know if you saw it."

The audience members who watched it all replied that they had watched it.

Viewers who hadn't seen the show were quite surprised; Yang Yunsheng had actually gone on a dating show!
Yang Yunsheng did go, and it was even broadcast.

That episode even surpassed both Hunan TV and Hunan TV, becoming the number one variety show in viewership that week, but only during the time slot when Yang Yunsheng was on stage.

Yan Hexiang said, "I watched it too!"

Yang Yunsheng said, "Little Dragon Man also went. Twenty-four female guests stood on the stage, and he started introducing himself right away: 'I have horns on my head, bang! I have a tail behind me, bang bang! Nobody knows, bang bang bang! I have many secrets, but I won't tell you, I won't tell you, bang bang bang bang bang! It's a pity it wasn't you who stayed with me until the end!'"

Yan Hexiang waved his hand: "That's way too fast!"

Yang Yunsheng said, "I didn't even get a clear look at their faces. It's not easy for anyone!"

Yan Hexiang nodded: "I understand, every family has its own problems!"

Yang Yunsheng exclaimed, "We're eating here, and everyone's saying how good it was to be a kid. Everyone's reminiscing. Some're crying and some're laughing as they drink, but Saint Seiya isn't having any fun."

Yan Hexiang said, "I can't stand it anymore!"

Yang Yunsheng said, "Saint Seiya asked, 'How old are you? Why are you crying? Do we need to? At our age, we have elderly parents and young children to support. At our age, we don't need your mother to remind us; we'll put on our long johns ourselves."

Yan Hexiang: "Nonsense!"

Yang Yunsheng continued, "At our age, we even add two goji berries to a bottle of ice-cold beer. How about I sing you a song?"

At the end of the crosstalk performance, Yang Yunsheng sang a modified version of the Saint Seiya theme song for everyone.

Finally, the two bowed to the audience and walked off the stage.

The audience responded with enthusiastic applause, thanking the two for their wonderful performance.

(End of this chapter)