Start telling crosstalk from Tingyunxuan

Chapter 259 If you don't clap, I'll just wander around here.

Chapter 259 If you don't clap, I'll just wander around here.
The entry of WeChat Pay presents the best opportunity to challenge Taobao Mall and also allows everyone to become more proficient in using WeChat Pay.

In 2013, Alipay became the mainstream payment method.

WeChat Pay has not yet become widespread in the market.

If WeChat Pay becomes the payment channel for Douyin Mall, it could attract a lot of attention.

The entry of WeChat Pay caught Malaysia somewhat off guard.

However, it makes sense for WeChat Pay to enter the market.

This time, he was tricked not only by Yang Yunsheng, but also by Xiao Ma.

What kind of person is Da Ma? He's not a broad-minded person.

He then gave his subordinates an order to block the channel resources of Douyin Mall.

Once a merchant is listed on Douyin Mall, they cannot be listed on Taobao Mall.

When Yang Yunsheng learned of this news, he simply smiled coldly.

Malaysia is far too confident; he thinks many people can't live without Taobao.

Little did he know that the current traffic of Douyin Mall, coupled with its preferential policies for merchants, was beyond his imagination.

Another point he could think of, but had no way to address.

That's the user!
Users of Douyin Mall are always available.

Anyone who owns the Douyin app will definitely open it every day.

Whether it's shopping, watching short videos, or even watching live streams, they'll open this app when they're relaxing.

If a person has no need to shop, would they open Taobao every day?
Even if he has a shopping need, will he necessarily open Taobao?
Don't forget that, currently, although Taobao has a wide variety of products, the same products on Douyin Mall are almost half the price. It's quite obvious how they will choose.

Yang Yunsheng didn't care. He had already put on a gray overcoat and stood on the stage.

It's been a long time since Yang Yunsheng has performed crosstalk, so he plans to bring Yan Hexiang along to perform a piece for everyone.

Yang Yunsheng led Yan Hexiang onto the stage, both smiling with bright red lips and white teeth.

Yang Yunsheng needs to explain the matter of having red lips and white teeth.

His white teeth are natural, while Teacher Yan spent 300,000 yuan to get a set of porcelain veneers.

Yang Yunsheng stood in front of the microphone, while Yan Hexiang stood inside the table.

The audience applauded the two performers, as it had been a long time since they had seen them perform a crosstalk routine.

Yang Yunsheng smiled and said, "Thank you, thank you for the enthusiastic applause. I am a crosstalk performer from Tingyunxuan, my name is Yang Yunsheng. Many of you know me, and some of you may be new here and don't know me. But that's okay, let me introduce myself again, my name is Yang Yunsheng."

Before he could finish his words, he was interrupted by Yan Hexiang.

"That's enough, or people will start saying you're padding your word count."

Yang Yunsheng smiled slightly and said, "In that case, let me introduce the teacher next to me. His name is Yan Hexiang, and his nickname is Fatty!"

The audience chuckled; Fatty had made another impromptu appearance.

Yan Hexiang said with dissatisfaction, "Zhuangzhuang!"

Yang Yunsheng looked embarrassed: "Okay, Zhuangzhuang! I've been practicing with Teacher Zhuangzhuang for two and a half years now!"

Yan Hexiang stared at Yang Yunsheng in surprise: "What are you doing? What do you mean by practice time? That's called performing crosstalk together. Besides, we haven't been doing it for two and a half years. Don't talk nonsense, it's only been a year and a half!"

Yang Yunsheng said, "In short, thank you for your applause. Neither of us are from this area!"

Yan Hexiang quickly waved his hand: "You're not, I am!"

At this point, Yan Hexiang looked very proud.

Yang Yunsheng supported himself on the table with one hand and put the other on his hip, swinging his legs to move his body.

"Oh, you're from the capital?"

Yan Hexiang smiled: "Yes, a native of the old capital!"

Do you own a courtyard house?

Yan Hexiang paused for a moment, then shook his head.

"no!"

Yang Yunsheng then asked, "Do you have a Mercedes, a G-Class, or an FG?" Yan Hexiang patted Yang Yunsheng's arm and couldn't help but ask, "I know what a Mercedes and a G-Class are, but what is an FG?"

Yang Yunsheng put his hands into the sleeves of his long gown before replying, "I don't know either!"

Yan Hexiang objected: "If you don't know, why are you asking?"

Yang Yunsheng said, "That's because I know you don't have it!"

Yan Hexiang objected again: "You have it, you have it, you have it and you still drive a used Buick!"

Yang Yunsheng's car is a second-hand Buick, which many people know.

So when Yan Hexiang got to this point, they couldn't help but chuckle.

Yang Yunsheng didn't take it to heart and continued, "Now, Teacher Yan and I are considered somewhat famous. As the great philosopher Wozniak once said, if a pair of crosstalk performers are liked by many people, then they are stars. We have so many, many people who like us, so we are big stars. Thank you all for liking us, and I hope we can become superstars!"

Upon seeing this, the audience applauded.

Yan Hexiang looked at Yang Yunsheng, puzzled, and asked, "Who? Who did you just say said that?"

Yang Yunsheng said, "I said it myself, we are celebrities! Us!"

Yan Hexiang pulled Yang Yunsheng close and leaned in to listen.

"Who said that?"

Yang Yunsheng's momentum weakened: "I said it myself!"

"make it clear!"

Yang Yunsheng said in Mandarin, "I said it myself!"

Yan Hexiang shoved Yang Yunsheng's arm and said with dissatisfaction, "What's the use of what you said yourself!"

The audience burst into laughter; these two were quite the clowns.

They were just wondering if there was a philosopher named Wozniak.

Good grief, it turns out I was the one who said it.

Yang Yunsheng said, "I am very excited to become a star, but I initially refused to become a star by working with teacher Yan Hexiang."

Yan Hexiang put his hands behind his back, looking completely bewildered.

Why is this?

Yang Yunsheng replied, "Because there are some special people in the audience today, I dare not stand up to perform crosstalk."

Yan Hexiang: "Shall we talk while lying down?"

Yang Yunsheng rolled her eyes at Yan Hexiang: "Is this reasonable? Otherwise, I would have called two technicians to step on your back, and I'll do a Chinese style!"

Yan Hexiang: "Then I'll try the Vietnamese style!"

Yang Yunsheng covered her mouth and laughed, "Oh, that feels so good!"

Yan Hexiang initially laughed along, but suddenly his expression changed.

He pointed to the door and shouted, "Get out!"

The audience was amused. They thought the comedy was getting weirder and weirder, since it was starting to involve massage.

I just don't know if this massage is legitimate or not!

Also, is there any Vietnamese massage service?

Yan Hexiang said, "You're never thinking about anything worthwhile, are you?"

Yang Yunsheng quickly defended himself, saying, "What I mean is that it's really a disadvantage for us to perform crosstalk standing up."

Yan Hexiang asked, puzzled, "Then tell me, what do you mean by not suffering a loss?"

Yang Yunsheng patted Yan Hexiang's chest: "That's Errenzhuan, Errenzhuan is so free. I can just stand here and wander around if you don't clap!"

After saying that, Yang Yunsheng strolled around the stage.