Start telling crosstalk from Tingyunxuan

Chapter 260 When the court opens, bring your double return visit.

Quite a few audience members came to Tingyunxuan.

They were sitting in the audience, laughing uncontrollably.

Yan Hexiang slapped the back of his hand and said, "This Errenzhuan (a type of folk performance) must wear out your shoes so much!"

Yang Yunsheng said, "Even if you don't clap, it doesn't matter. At this time, the Errenzhuan performer will say, 'Friends, give me some applause, and I'll perform a special skill for you.'"

The audience applauded, eager to see what kind of amazing skill Yang Yunsheng would perform.

Yan Hexiang, with an expression of watching a show, said, "Everyone's applauding, so why don't you show off your special skill!"

Yang Yunsheng was both amused and exasperated. Had he really performed his own special skill?

After a pause, Yang Yunsheng said, "I'm talking about Errenzhuan performers, and their special skills are something that no one else can do. That's what makes a special skill. For example, what would be a special skill if we two performed it!"

Yan Hexiang: Oh, we also have a special skill?

Yang Yunsheng nodded: "Of course, we're standing here performing crosstalk, and someone gives birth to a baby while wearing only underwear, that's a real skill!"

The audience stared wide-eyed, their faces filled with disbelief.

What the hell were you talking about?

Giving birth on stage, are you even speaking human language?
Two men, no matter how perverted or twisted the world is, they still can't have a baby!
Yan Hexiang quickly stopped Yang Yunsheng from continuing, worried that he might say something outrageous later!

"That's perverted, you know that?"

Yang Yunsheng said, "That's the gist of it. If we're talking about the real skill in Errenzhuan, it has to be singing!"

Yan Hexiang nodded: "I know that, it's a staged performance!"

Yang Yunsheng then said, "My favorite is still 'Double Door'!"

Yan Hexiang quickly explained, "What do you mean by 'double door'? That's called 'double return door,' and this isn't Chengdu!"

The audience burst into laughter, saying that it's not like only Chengdu has this handsome guy with double doors; there are probably handsome guys like this all over the country.

So, stop focusing on Chengdu.

There are many people with normal sexual orientations in Chengdu too!
Yang Yunsheng said, "Yes, it's a double return visit, where the couple takes the child back to the wife's parents' home. It's the third or fourth day of the first lunar month. The company gives us our annual leave, so we go to visit them. I turn around and call out to him, 'Hey, come here, I have something to do. Check if it's windy outside.' Then we take the child and go visit them, returning the same day. We see my parents, my father-in-law! Oh dear, oh dear, that little rascal!"

The audience applauded, and Yan Hexiang also praised him.

"Your voice is really good!"

Yang Yunsheng raised an eyebrow and said, "Look at my flirtatious manner, isn't it nice to listen to? Aren't my movements attractive to you?"

The audience couldn't stop laughing, and Yan Hexiang, suppressing his disgust, helped Yang Yunsheng up.

"Okay, okay!"

Yang Yunsheng said, "Then tell me if it sounds good or not?"

In order to end this party as soon as possible and prevent himself from throwing up his dinner from the night before, Yan Hexiang said, "It sounds good, it sounds good, this should be okay, right?"

Yang Yunsheng, however, said, "I also think it sounds nice, but it's not very sophisticated!"

Yan Hexiang asked with some confusion, "If this isn't fashionable, then what is?"

Yang Yunsheng explained, "If you want to talk about what's trendy now, it has to be Cantonese songs."

Yan Hexiang was puzzled: "Wait a minute, wait a minute, how is a Cantonese song fashionable?"

Yang Yunsheng smiled: "It's a very simple principle. It's because it can't understand it that it's considered sophisticated!"

Yan Hexiang was somewhat surprised: "No, not understanding something doesn't make you sophisticated. What about English songs? Aren't those even more sophisticated?"

Yang Yunsheng said, "You're a bit too much of a Western worshipper, aren't you!"

Yan Hexiang retorted, "That's not what I learned; I learned it from universities in our country."

Upon hearing this, many people opened their mouths in surprise.

They wanted to laugh, but also felt it was impolite.

But if I don't laugh, I'll be letting down this comedic element.

Because what those two guys said on stage was the truth!

Look at how those universities treat their international students like royalty. They provide dormitories, air conditioning, uninterrupted power, water dispensers, and cooking facilities.

Look at your own people. They pay for their own dorm rooms and air conditioning, and the power is cut off at 11 p.m. Water dispenser? Haha, there's only a tap.

As for the cooking area, if you dare to use a high-powered charger at school, you're doomed.

So, is this kind of crosstalk educational?
It definitely has educational value!
Would I be able to appear on the Spring Festival Gala?
What are you thinking? You still want to be on the Spring Festival Gala!

Yang Yunsheng looked at the audience below, ignoring their expressions.

There used to be a band called Beyond!

Yan Hexiang nodded: "Yes, there is such a band."

Yang Yunsheng said, "I really like one of the songs they sang: 'The steel pot cries out with tears in its eyes, "Repair the pot!"'"

Yan Hexiang stared wide-eyed, his face filled with disbelief.

"You want to teach Lao Guo a lesson?"

The audience burst into loud laughter. Was Yang Yunsheng going to teach Teacher Guo a lesson?

This kid is incredibly audacious.

Who is Lao Guo? Who is he? Even if someone needs to be disciplined, it should be his master who disciplines Lao Guo!
Didn't you see the frenzy online? After being criticized, Guo Degang didn't dare to talk back!

Yang Yunsheng gave Yan Hexiang a disapproving look: "This is a song by Beyond. This song brings tears to the eyes of everyone who pursues their dreams. What I want to say is, 'If!'"

Yan Hexiang interrupted, "Stop with the 'what ifs.' You don't have any dreams; you're just a pot repairman."

The audience burst into laughter again. That's right, it was the pot fixer, the one who was fixing Lao Guo.

Yang Yunsheng said with dissatisfaction, "This is a song title, a song title, something about repairing pots."

Yan Hexiang asked in confusion, "What song?"

Yang Yunsheng said, "Iron pot, I cried out for a pot repairman with tears in my eyes."

Yan Hexiang then realized and said, "So you meant 'vast horizons'!"

Yang Yunsheng couldn't help but ask, "What's this called?"

This question made the audience laugh; it turns out you didn't even know the song title!

Yan Hexiang chuckled twice but did not reply.

Yang Yunsheng said, "Anyway, it's the Sea Palace you just mentioned, yes, the Sea Prince is so powerful!"

Yan Hexiang couldn't stand it anymore: "What Eunuch Hai? You think there's still Wei Xiaobao? That's called 'vast sky and boundless sea'!"

Yang Yunsheng said, "Anyway, doesn't this song sound really stylish!"

Yan Hexiang nodded and said, "That's right, it's quite stylish."

Yang Yunsheng said, "But you have to think about it, when you have Lou Dehua sing this double door-to-door ceremony, especially in Cantonese, how sophisticated it would be!"

Yan Hexiang waved his hand, his face full of sarcasm.

"Oh, Lou Dehua is even singing 'Double Return Visit' in Cantonese, how sophisticated is that? Does Lou Dehua even know about it? Can he even sing it?"

Yang Yunsheng said, "Sing! Of course I'll sing!"

As he spoke, Yang Yunsheng hurriedly ran away, imitating Andy Lau's posture, and walked onto the stage to sing "Double Return to the Gate".

He was interrupted by Yan Hexiang when he sang two lines.

Yan Hexiang said, "This is Lou Dehua, is he singing 'Double Door'?"

Yang Yunsheng said, "Of course! Just tell me if it looks like it or not, and that's it."

Yan Hexiang pointed to the door and shouted, "Get down here! Don't insult my idol. When you go to court, bring your double-entrance ceremony with you."

The audience started cheering and applauding.

That's right, when we received the letter from the green corpse, it had nothing to do with us.

(End of this chapter)