Start telling crosstalk from Tingyunxuan

They are all accomplished crosstalk performers, which is why the audience loves to hear these gossip stories about love.

Yang Yunsheng rolled her eyes at Yan Hexiang before starting to talk about her past relationships.

"My first love was in high school. A girl in the next class was very beautiful, and I fell for her at first sight."

Yan Hexiang exclaimed, "Wow, so he's a scoundrel!"

Yang Yunsheng stood with his hands behind his back and looked at Yan Hexiang.

"Teacher Yan, are you on drugs today? You keep insulting me. I just like a female classmate, how am I a pervert?"

The audience looked at Yan Hexiang curiously. "Yeah, how did he become a hooligan?"

Who doesn't yearn for love in their youth?

Who hasn't had a crush on a girl from the next class when they were young?

To call someone a hooligan like that is going too far!
Yan Hexiang said, "You like her because she's pretty, right?"

Yang Yunsheng said, "That's natural. When you don't know someone, you look at their legs first, then their face, and only then do you look at other things. If the other person isn't good-looking, you wouldn't even think about getting close to them, right?"

Yan Hexiang said, "What you're doing is lust at first sight, isn't that just being a scoundrel!"

The audience thought it made some sense.

So love at first sight is lust at first sight, I understand.

Yang Yunsheng said, "Anyway, I just fell in love with her. But after we got to know each other, she said she didn't like me!"

Yan Hexiang was somewhat surprised: "No way, with your appearance, you should be considered to look like a human being!"

The audience burst out laughing.

They originally thought Yan Hexiang was going to say, "With your looks, you're definitely a top star in the crosstalk world!"
Then the conversation took a sudden turn, and it became that he looks like a person!
Speaking of Yang Yunsheng's appearance, even in the entertainment industry, she would be considered quite outstanding.

He's 1.8 meters tall and has eight-pack abs.

Although she has never shown it, the audience still knows.

With a face like that, he shouldn't be unable to get girls!

Unless, of course, he's an honest man!
But given his performance on stage, calling him an honest person would be an insult to honest people.

Yang Yunsheng said, "I find it strange that she doesn't like me, but I still choose to buy her breakfast every morning, hoping that she will change her mind."

Yan Hexiang suddenly realized: "Simp!"

Yang Yunsheng was displeased: "What 'simp'? You just learn a word and start using it randomly, huh! I genuinely like her, so I asked her, 'Why don't you like me?'"

Yan Hexiang asked curiously, "What did they say?"

Yang Yunsheng couldn't help but sigh and said something.

She told me to take a piss and look at myself in the mirror!

The audience felt that the girl had gone too far. If she didn't like someone, she should have just said so. Instead, she insulted them. She was simply ill-mannered.

How many people could bear such an insult!
Yan Hexiang sighed and frowned, saying, "That girl was really going too far. After she said that, you probably don't like her anymore!"

Yang Yunsheng retorted, "I'm different from you guys. If a girl from a wealthy family said that, you'd probably give up. But since she asked me to take my pants off, I did it right then and there. Guess what happened after I did!"

The audience was shocked; Yang Yunsheng had actually done such a thing.

He's definitely a simp!
Yan Hexiang also said, "Something you're capable of, but what happens afterward?"

Yang Yunsheng said with a grin, "After I took off my pants, the other person just glanced at me and told me somewhat shyly that it wasn't impossible for us to spend time together!"

Yan Hexiang was stunned, and so was the audience. Why was this happening? Why should someone be obligated to be with you just because you took your pants off?

However, there were experienced people on the scene who quickly understood the significance of Yang Yunsheng's words.

The scene of him taking off his pants, combined with the girl's shy expression, naturally made him want to go out with her!
Once one person finds out, many others will find out.

No wonder this comedy sketch can't be shown on variety shows; it's corrupting children!
Frankly speaking, Yang Yunsheng doesn't think it will corrupt today's children.

The kids wouldn't understand anyway, and besides, kids these days mature much earlier.

When I have nothing to do, I touch it and play with it.

She even wondered why other girls didn't have it, but she did, and wanted to cut it off!

Yang Yunsheng saw that the audience below the stage understood, and he also showed a bit of pride.

That's just how crosstalk performances in small theaters are.

Yan Hexiang said, "You young people these days really know how to have fun!"

Yang Yunsheng said, "I was quite happy when I was with her. One day she messaged me, saying that no one was home and asked me to come over!"

Yan Hexiang revealed a somewhat lewd smile: "No one's home, so you're the one who needs to go?"

Yang Yunsheng nodded: "Yeah, I was so excited! Nobody at home told me to come, but I wanted to take our relationship to the next level! I took a shower and went there right away. When I got there, I went into her apartment complex. It was an old complex, so there were no security guards or elevators. I went up to the fourth floor, knocked on her door, and guess what?"

Yan Hexiang asked curiously, "What's wrong?"

Yang Yun said angrily, "She didn't lie to me, there really is no one at home!"

The audience burst into laughter; they weren't kidding!

She's so kind of girl to ask you to come over when no one's home!
Yan Hexiang said, "Isn't that just crazy!"

Yang Yunsheng got even angrier: "I won't allow you to talk about her like that! She's a good girl, she's just testing my feelings for her!"

Yan Hexiang pointed at Yang Yunsheng and said, "Wow, definitely a simp!"

Yang Yunsheng said, "No one was home. I stood at the door for a long time, but I decided to go back. You know, it's late at night, I can't really stay at her door all night. So I went downstairs and came to the big iron gate. Guess what happened then?"

Yan Hexiang hesitated for a moment before saying, "She's back?"

Yang Yunsheng shook his head: "No, no, no, I met a big yellow dog, and we made eye contact!"

Yan Hexiang chuckled: "Two bootlickers!"

The audience was already laughing so hard they were doubled over; Yan Hexiang's straight man was definitely the most effective!

Yes, they're just two simps!

Yang Yunsheng said, "I was staring into the eyes of this dog. Suddenly, it was as if I could read its mind; it was going to bite me. Sure enough, it started baring its teeth and lunged at me. Who am I? Although my academic performance wasn't great in high school, I was the sports representative!"

Yan Hexiang clicked his tongue twice: "You didn't say that last time. You said your academic grades were very good, but your physical education grades weren't so good."

The audience started to boo, clearly some of them still remembered the incident.

The others, seeing that someone was starting to cheer, naturally joined in the commotion.

Yang Yunsheng said, "That's not important. I'll just run, and this big yellow dog will chase me! I'll just run, and this big yellow dog will chase me!"

Yan Hexiang shook his head: "Why should a simp make things difficult for another simp?"

The audience laughed again. Yes, why make things difficult for another simp? (End of Chapter)