Start telling crosstalk from Tingyunxuan

The theater at Tingyunxuan.

The audience was captivated by Yang Yunsheng's wonderful first love story.

I'm also particularly curious about what happened after the big yellow dog chased after a licking dog.

Yang Yunsheng said, "I've run about two miles, and I really can't run anymore."

Yan Hexiang exclaimed, "You can't even run two miles? Looks like you're pretty weak, huh, the sports representative!"

The audience burst into laughter, and he couldn't run any further than two miles.

If your father-in-law chases you down several streets and tries to kill you, you won't have any ability to fight back!

Yang Yunsheng said, "You don't understand, this is called speed and passion. This big yellow dog confronted me for two hours, and finally slunk away!"

Yan Hexiang didn't quite understand: "No, why did they just leave?"

Yang Yunsheng explained, "Perhaps it was frightened by my domineering aura."

Yan Hexiang chuckled twice: "Overlord aura? I'd say it's more like the aura of a turtle!"

Yang Yunsheng pointed at Yan Hexiang with his finger, but then thought it was best to let it go and not bother with it.

"I don't mind at all that Teacher Yan did. The reason is simple: Teacher Yan and I are childhood friends who grew up together!"

Upon hearing this, Yan Hexiang exclaimed in surprise.

"Given our appearances, it would be too much of a stretch for me to think we're childhood friends!"

Yang Yunsheng said, "You can't say that. Teacher Yan and I have been friends since we were little. We're neighbors!"

The audience was taken aback. "You two are neighbors?"

Just like the 2008 Olympics, living in the same global village?
Yan Hexiang asked in bewilderment, "No, we're neighbors. How can the capital and Tianjin be neighbors?"

Yang Yunsheng nodded: "Anyway, that's the gist of it! Teacher Yan and I grew up together since we were little. In the old Beijing dialect, we're like childhood friends who grew up naked together."

The audience chuckled, "Naked guy, you're quite the talker!"

Yan Hexiang nodded: "There is such an old saying!"

Yang Yunsheng said, "When we were little, we were both so ignorant that we would run around naked in the streets. I was six years old that year, and he was twenty-one!"

The audience burst into laughter, and Yan Hexiang looked at Yang Yunsheng with a mixture of amusement and exasperation.

"I was later sentenced to three years because of this, I know!"

The audience was laughing, but Yan Hexiang's comment was brilliant!
Yang Yunsheng said, "Anyway, when we were little, I played with Teacher Yan Hexiang. I regarded Teacher Yan as my family, like my own brother."

Yan Hexiang looked at Yang Yunsheng in surprise: "Then you're too kind!"

Yang Yunsheng said, "It's true, it's really like that, these are my family. My brother is good at crosstalk, but now I'm famous, and he's not yet. It really bothers me!"

Yan Hexiang exclaimed, "Only you understand me!"

Yang Yunsheng said, "As for why Teacher Yan has been performing crosstalk for so many years, it's been six or seven years now!"

Yan Hexiang: "It'll be seven years soon!"

Yang Yunsheng said, "That's right, it's almost been seven years. He's been performing crosstalk for almost as long as I have. Why is it that no one recognizes Teacher Yan on the street?"

Yan Hexiang felt somewhat conflicted after hearing this.

"I've never had any connection with the owner of Tingyunxuan since we were kids!"

The audience burst into laughter; indeed, Yan Hexiang and Cao Yunjin were not close friends.

Yang Yunsheng looked at Yan Hexiang and said, "But you have a good master!"

The audience was shocked. You really dare to say that!

Yan Hexiang does indeed have a good master, but what they don't understand is, if Yan Hexiang already has a good master, why does he still need to come to Tingyunxuan?

Yan Hexiang said, "I'm telling the truth. If the owner of Tingyunxuan were my friend of over ten years, or if Tingyunxuan were owned by my father, do you think I could become the top star at Tingyunxuan, doing commercial performances and TV dramas non-stop, just like you!"

Yang Yunsheng said, "Teacher Yan, why don't you understand?" Yan Hexiang asked curiously, "What do you mean?"

Yang Yunsheng rested one hand on the table and replied, "Although the owner of Tingyunxuan isn't your friend, and your father doesn't own Tingyunxuan, knowing me is like having a good father!"

Yan Hexiang pushed Yang Yunsheng and said, "Get down here, and hurry up!"

The audience was laughing so hard they couldn't live without them. These two clowns bring joy wherever they go.

Yan Hexiang said, "That's reasonable. You can't take advantage of others!"

Yang Yunsheng waved his hand: "I really didn't gain anything. I hope you're well!"

Yan Hexiang: "I appreciate your kind gesture!"

Yang Yunsheng said, "Let me tell you, don't place too much importance on your career. Let me tell you this: a successful man is one whose career is successful, but is that really success?"

Yan Hexiang stroked his chin, somewhat puzzled.

"Is not it?"

Yang Yunsheng reached out his hand and said, "If your family isn't harmonious, you can't be considered successful."

Yan Hexin hesitated and said, "It sounds like there's some truth to it!"

Yang Yunsheng said, "Speaking of which, I admire your family the most! By now, you're married, right?"

Yan Hexiang: "We're married, but not to your first love!"

The audience burst into laughter upon hearing this, clearly not expecting Yan Hexiang to turn to this topic.

Yang Yunsheng also said, "That's not what I meant. I meant that when a couple lives together, your wife is younger than you!"

Yan Hexiang nodded: "Haven't you seen it before?"

Yang Yunsheng said, "I gave birth to a lovely little boy!"

Yan Hexiang frowned, his expression somewhat complicated.

"I don't know if I gave birth or not, but since you said so, then it must have been a boy!"

The audience was stunned. "Did you not know whether he gave birth or not? Is there really such an outrageous thing?"

Yang Yunsheng asked, "How old are you this year?"

Yan Hexiang scoffed and said, "Should we say how old? How about three, or four, or three, I guess!"

Yang Yunsheng said, "I don't know how old my own child is. Are you the biological father?"

Yan Hexiang retorted, "What do you mean, whether I'm your biological father or not? I'm not, so who are you?!"

Yang Yunsheng chuckled: "I could be one too. I didn't expect you to find out even though I hid it so well. It's just that my sister-in-law will have to suffer from now on."

The audience burst into laughter; they all knew that Yan Hexiang's wife and Yang Yunsheng were having an affair.

No wonder Yang Yunsheng has always been so concerned about Yan Hexiang's family affairs; it turns out there was such a secret involved!

Yan Hexiang pushed Yang Yunsheng by the back once again, pushing him off the stage.

"Get out of here right now!"

"Who do you think you are? What do you mean you can be? What does it have to do with you!"

Yang Yunsheng quickly advised, "Teacher Yan, we are all brothers. I have always treated you like my own brother, so I also regard your son as my own child from the bottom of my heart!"

Yan Hexiang then said with satisfaction, "You should have said so earlier! Anyone who didn't know better would have thought the child was yours."

Yang Yunsheng waved his hand: "No, a three-year-old child is probably like this, like this!"

As they kept comparing, Yan Hexiang's child grew to the size of a pumpkin.

Yan Hexiang was unhappy and put his hands on his hips.

"No, did I abuse a child or something?" (End of Chapter)