Start telling crosstalk from Tingyunxuan

Yan Hexiang pointed at the "pumpkin" in Yang Yunsheng's hand, looking displeased.

"No, how can a three-year-old be this short?"

Yang Yunsheng looked at Yan Hexiang with surprise and said something.

How high is it?

Yan Hexiang replied, "A three-year-old should be at least knee-high!"

Yang Yunsheng pointed to his knees and suddenly realized.

"Oh, I see, it's past the knees. It looks completely different from my brother!"

Yan Hexiang nodded: "That's right!"

Yan Hexiang noticed the key point as the audience began to laugh.

"No, what do you mean by 'exactly different'? Are you talking about my child?"

Yang Yunsheng smiled: "Oh, that's exactly the same. Oh my, this child is so adorable! Don't let his short stature fool you, he'll definitely grow up to look just like me!"

The audience chuckled again, saying, "How come the child born to someone else's wife looks so much like you?"

Is something going on here?
Yan Hexiang finally understood: "So after all that, you still want to take advantage of me!"

Yang Yunsheng waved his hand: "No, Teacher Yan misunderstood. I meant you're tall, you're about 1.7 meters tall!"

Yan Hexiang rolled his eyes, looking displeased.

"What do you mean 1.7 meters? I'm 1.78 meters tall!"

Yang Yunsheng said with disdain, "Teacher Yan, are you hard of hearing? I said you're 1.78 meters tall!"

Yan Hexiang couldn't do anything about Yang Yunsheng; "Yes, yes, 1.78 meters tall!"

Yang Yunsheng said, "Sister-in-law, you're about 1.7 meters tall, around my hips!"

The audience, upon making the connection, began to sigh.

"It's wrong with you, right here in your crotch. How can you even bring yourself to say that?"

Yan Hexiang was also frightened and quickly stopped him, saying, "No, don't talk nonsense!"

Yang Yunsheng patted Yan Hexiang and gestured for him to put on his hat properly.

"Let me tell you, you have to live a good life with your sister-in-law! So many people envy you, and I'm the one who envies you the most!"

Yan Hexiang asked, puzzled, "What's wrong with you?"

Yang Yunsheng sighed and said, "Me? I don't have a girlfriend right now!"

The audience gasped, clearly not believing it!

Yan Hexiang looked at the audience and said, "Ladies and gentlemen, I have known him quite well over the years, and he really does not have a girlfriend."

Yang Yunsheng nodded: "That's right, my brother understands me best!"

When the audience questioned whether it was true or not, Yan Hexiang added a sentence.

"I don't have a steady girlfriend!"

The audience burst into laughter. That's right, this is more in line with Yang Yunsheng's persona and appearance.

The most handsome man in the world of crosstalk, how can he not have a girlfriend!
Yang Yunsheng shook his head and sighed.

"You and the audience have misunderstood me. When I mention Yang Yunsheng, everyone knows him, right? Isn't he the most handsome man in the crosstalk world? He doesn't have much education. He graduated from high school and took the college entrance exam, but he didn't go to college and ended up doing crosstalk."

Yan Hexiang: "Everyone knows!"

Yang Yunsheng added, "This child's life is over, let's just say that!"

Yan Hexiang hesitated for a moment: "It sounds like that!"

Yang Yunsheng said, "It's not just that there seems to be such a sound, it's that such a sound is almost overwhelming. But who knows how good my grades were when I was in school!"

The audience listened attentively at this point.

How good were Yang Yunsheng's grades in school?
But Yan Hexiang's words brought them back to reality. "If your grades are good, can you even get into a junior college?"

The audience burst into laughter. "Yeah, you have such good grades, how come you only got into a junior college? You almost got tricked by Yang Yunsheng."

Yang Yunsheng retorted, "You don't understand, a regular 985 university can't compare to a junior college!"

Yan Hexiang's eyes widened, and the audience also looked incredulous.

What the hell? Generally speaking, a 985 university can't compare to a junior college. Then why don't you go to a junior college?
Yan Hexiang said, "You really dare to say that!"

Yang Yunsheng stretched out his hand, looking somewhat tired.

"You don't understand. For six years in elementary school, I was a model student. But when I got to junior high and high school, things went wrong. I couldn't understand what the teachers were saying because I wasn't from around here!"

"So your grades aren't good?" Yan Hexiang asked.

Yang Yunsheng replied, "No, it's mainly because I can't concentrate on learning it."

The audience laughs, realizing that all you've been saying is that you don't work hard enough.

Yang Yunsheng said, "But to be honest, I was still very sad when I broke up with my first love. After all, she got into university, while I only got into a junior college!"

Yan Hexiang clicked his tongue twice: "A junior college is still a university. How many junior college students will you offend with that statement!"

Yang Yunsheng said, "Anyway, when I broke up with her, I was puzzled. I said, 'Xiao Jin, Jinzi,' and I felt like she was talking about Cao Yunjin!"

The audience was laughing so hard they couldn't stop. Who are you dating?

Yang Yunsheng continued, "Xiao Jin, didn't you say you like crosstalk performers? Even though I'm not going to university anymore, I'm a crosstalk performer now!"

Yan Hexiang asked, "What did she say?"

Yang Yunsheng sighed, "She said, 'Yes, I like crosstalk performers, but I already have a favorite crosstalk performer.' I asked her, 'Who is it?' She said it was Cao Yunjin, which made me so angry."

Yan Hexiang: "Serves you right!"

Yang Yunsheng said, "That's what I wanted to ask. I asked Xiao Jin, can Cao Yunjin compare to me? Tell me, in what way is Cao Yunjin better than me?" Xiao Jin said, "Yes, I admit that Cao Yunjin is not as young as you, not as good-looking as you, not as talented as you, not as polite as you, and not as capable as you."

Yan Hexiang immediately interrupted Yang Yunsheng, pointing at him and saying, "You're shameless!"

The audience laughed again, but if they had to choose, they would definitely choose Yang Yunsheng.

There's no way around it, looking good is the primary criterion.

As for their level of crosstalk, they're about evenly matched!
Cao Yunjin's crosstalk is more traditional, and he has received Guo Degang's true teachings.

Yang Yunsheng's crosstalk style is a bit more modern, which is why everyone likes it.

It is indeed very difficult to determine which is better.

Yang Yunsheng said, "This is what Xiao Jin said, so is it my fault? I just asked her, since he's not as good as me in so many ways, what do you like about him?"

Yan Hexiang asked in surprise, "So why is that?"

Yang Yunsheng said, "Xiao Jin said that Cao Yunjin is very good to me. He always takes me to eat a lot of delicious food. He takes me to eat Western food, which costs tens of thousands of yuan per meal. Are you willing to spend that much?"

Yan Hexiang exclaimed in surprise.

Yang Yunsheng continued, "I asked him, and I said what's wrong with Western food? I'm the one who took him to those Western restaurants. This time, I'll take you to one! When we get there, don't say anything silly. You've never been before, and you'll easily look clueless if you don't know anything about the food."

Yan Hexiang pouted and said, "That scared her to death!"

Yang Yunsheng: "But the girl didn't stay with me afterward because I've never actually been to a Western restaurant. She also thought I was incredibly stingy, but can you blame me for being stingy? I didn't have any money!"

Yan Hexiang exclaimed, "Yes, I just graduated from high school and I really don't have any money!"

Yang Yunsheng said, "Through this experience, I've also come to understand that if you want to find a good wife, you have to work hard and be self-reliant."

Yan Hexiang nodded to Yang Yunsheng: "That makes sense!"

Yang Yunsheng stated, "I am an actor, so how can I work harder? I need to increase my exposure, I need to be on camera more. So I chose to take off more clothes, so that reporters would take pictures of me, I would have more buzz, and I could earn more money!"

Yan Hexiang shoved Yang Yunsheng: "Get lost, learn something good!" (End of Chapter)