Start telling crosstalk from Tingyunxuan

Whether crosstalk performers are human or not has become less important.

Because Yang Yunsheng is currently stuck in traffic.

Yang Yunsheng wanted to calm down, but he felt something was slightly off.

That means we've been stuck in traffic all the way, and it's already almost 6 p.m.

Yang Yunsheng asked the driver, "Brother, do you think I still have a chance?"

The driver hesitated for a moment before answering, "I think so!"

Around 7:30, Yang Yunsheng asked another question.

"Brother, do you think I can get there before eight o'clock?"

The driver fell silent, feeling that he should still give Yang Yunsheng some confidence.

"Trust me, it'll be fine!"

What could Yang Yunsheng do but believe him?
By 8:30 p.m., Yan Hexiang was so anxious that he had no interest in watching this year's Spring Festival Gala.

Although the applause on stage was sparse.

Even on Weibo, people have started criticizing Guo Degang and Yu Qian.

Is this all there is to a so-called master of crosstalk?
The old man at the entrance of our village, who is eighty years old, performed better than these two.

Backstage, Guo Degang and Yu Qian looked at the comments on their phones with somewhat complicated expressions.

This is the first time since they became famous that they have been criticized for their professional abilities.

Although Guo Degang has always had many haters, these haters always talk about his character or his lack of personal morality. No one says that there is anything wrong with Guo Degang's crosstalk performances!

But tonight, everyone is criticizing Guo Degang's crosstalk.

Guo Degang was also wronged. He revised his crosstalk performance repeatedly, and finally, during the third round of review, it made it onto the Spring Festival Gala.

But this work has become unrecognizable.

We have to bear this bitter fruit ourselves.

It's my own fault for insisting on appearing on the Spring Festival Gala!
When it was time for the eleventh group's performance, Yang Yunsheng still hadn't arrived. It was already 907, and Yan Hexiang was extremely nervous.

The production team has asked several times if Yang Yunsheng cannot arrive in time, and their performance on the Spring Festival Gala will be cut.

Yan Hexiang has already informed all his relatives, saying that if he can't get on the Spring Festival Gala this time, where will his parents put their faces?

By 9:35, the twelfth group's song and dance performance was halfway through.

Yan Hexiang felt that he probably had no chance left.

Just then, Yang Yunsheng arrived backstage, panting heavily.

"My God, why are you so late?"

Yan Hexiang looked at Yang Yunsheng, who had rushed over, with a complicated expression on his face.

Yang Yunsheng explained, "It's a traffic jam, there's nothing we can do about it!"

Yan Hexiang said, "Then answer the phone!"

Yang Yunsheng said helplessly, "The phone is dead!"

His phone only had 53% battery left, and he was stuck in traffic. What could he do but play on his phone?
As I played, I realized something was wrong.

Especially when it reached 18%, Yang Yunsheng felt he could keep going for a while longer, so he stopped playing and planned to put his phone in his pocket.

As a result, the battery percentage dropped from 18% to 10%, then to 9%, and finally to 4%.

Yan Hexiang made a phone call; the battery was already down to four percent.

Who is this to reason with!

So, there really is a problem with domestically produced phones!

Yang Yunsheng has decided that he wants to start a mobile phone business in the future.

Yan Hexiang was about to complain when a staff member came up and shouted, "Teacher Yang, hurry up and start the makeup, you only have seven or eight minutes left."

Yan Hexiang urged, "Hurry up and change your clothes and put on makeup!"

Yang Yunsheng changed her clothes first, then applied some concealer, and that was it. Actually, she wasn't really finished; there simply wasn't enough time.

At the invitation of host Maimaiti, Yang Yunsheng and Yan Hexiang, dressed in eye-catching red gowns, appeared on CCTV's Spring Festival Gala.

At this moment, four people are watching TV at Feng Jingnan's home.

Meanwhile, in Sichuan, Liu Ying and her family were also watching Yang Yunsheng's performance.

Yang Yunsheng and Yan Hexiang walked to the center of the stage with smiles on their faces. One stood in front of the microphone, and the other stood inside the table.

"Thank you, thank you for your applause. I am Yang Yunsheng, a crosstalk performer from Tingyunxuan! The gentleman standing next to me is my partner, Yan Hexiang!"

Yan Hexiang nodded: "That's right, it's me!"

Yang Yunsheng said, "It's my first time on the Spring Festival Gala stage. I'm very apprehensive and nervous. And I'm also a little worried!"

Yan Hexiang asked in surprise, "What's wrong?"

Yang Yunsheng explained, "I'm not very good at the basic skills of a crosstalk performer: speaking, imitating, teasing, and singing."

Yan Hexiang exclaimed in surprise, "No, do you want to check where you are? Aren't you afraid of being kicked off the stage for saying that?"

The point is that it makes the audience laugh.

If you can't even sing, joke, or act, what are you doing on the Spring Festival Gala?

Why would the Spring Festival Gala, such a big stage, invite a crosstalk performer who can't even speak, imitate, joke, or sing?
Yang Yunsheng smiled and said, "Just kidding. Actually, I'm not bad at any of these four subjects!"

Yan Hexiang said, "Then why don't you give one to the audience!"

Yang Yunsheng was unhurried and didn't hold back at all, nor was he nervous just because it was the Spring Festival Gala.

"As we discussed last time!"

Yan Hexiang and the audience understood immediately.

"Mr. Shan Tianfang's storytelling!"

Yang Yunsheng continued, "It is said that the little fairy, Balala, encountered Rainbow Cat and Blue Rabbit in Zhangjiajie. At this time, Blue Rabbit died, and Young Hero Rainbow Cat said, 'Since Blue Rabbit is dead, I have no intention of explaining.'"

Yan Hexiang interrupted Yang Yunsheng: "Wait a minute, when Balala the Fairies meets Rainbow Cat and Blue Rabbit, are you even speaking human language?"

Yang Yunsheng nodded: "It's human language! Balala the Fairies, the evil villains. Rainbow Cat Hero, save the world!"

Yan Hexiang gave a thumbs up: "Okay, okay, you're right!"

Yang Yunsheng continued in Shan Tianfang's voice, "The seven swords merged into one, and with a loud bang in the sky, the seven heroes killed the little fairy, Balala. At this moment, Rainbow Cat spoke again, 'Men, take down Ma San Niang!'"

Yan Hexiang gave an incredulous "hmm" and looked at Yang Yunsheng.

"Gentlemen? Journey to the West, you mean?"

Yang Yunsheng said, "You could say that, skewers are popular now."

Yan Hexiang waved his hand and said, "Alright, alright, that's what we're talking about. What about studying?"

Yang Yunsheng didn't hesitate at all and started singing very freely.

"It's the third or fourth day of the first lunar month. My workplace didn't give me a red envelope, and I'm really worried about it!"

Those who came to watch were all from the north.

They naturally knew this was a double-door reunion scene in a traditional Chinese folk art form, but since your workplace didn't give you a red envelope, you were feeling uneasy. Clearly, it was something Yang Yunsheng made up.

But it doesn't matter; it just sounds interesting.

So the audience still gave applause to Yang Yunsheng and Yan Hexiang.

Yan Hexiang, however, said with dissatisfaction, "Alright, stop clapping, isn't this just a double homecoming ceremony?"

Yang Yunsheng asked in surprise, "You've heard of it too?"

Yan Hexiang chuckled twice: "How novel! I've not only heard it before, I can sing it too!"

Yang Yunsheng chuckled softly upon hearing this.

"You've never heard of Aaron Kwok performing a double homecoming ceremony, have you?" (End of Chapter)